My dad is a sex freak.
You're being a bit of a cunt. Who's to say your dad and mother doesn't have an agreement?
What is the REAL reason you want him to suffer? Is it because you're jealous of his magnum?
are you gunna have a patty melt?
also your're going through some serious shit right now and im sorry for that but fuck if it isnt entertaining as all hell
but for this we love you
Binding his young ass unto the vine, and his ass's colt unto the choice vine he hath washed his garments in wine, and his vesture in the blood of grapes - Genesis 49:11
also nerve as used in damascus by americana nti air aa. bump
I want a version of this done with 71dad eating icecream
I am so creeped the fuck out.
On his profile he lists one of his
fetishes as "long slow blowjobs for
daddy". I have called him "daddy"
my whole life. Isn't it a bit weird that
he likes when girls call him the same
shit that I do?
captcha: okindop ABSURD
(I think he knows something is up, because
he called back JUST to see if I wanted vegetable rice pilaf. He knows I love pilaf. Why call???)
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when you realize your dad's a /b/tard too
No. You're putting way to much into this. Just as calling your daughter "hun" and calling your wife "hun" can have different meanings, so can the word "daddy" and "babygirl" when the context is different. I think you're the creep, showing off your dad and "exposing" him. Think about the anger in your cunt right now
THE FUCK...HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?????
and thanks for posting that, i was trying to finish the other thread when it 404ed and i hate it now because the images usually stick for a while after it 404s now it doesnt.
One of his fetishes is "whispering dirty things in my ear in Spanish". He doesn't even KNOW Spanish...The only word I have ever heard him speak in spanish is "infection del tracto" when he had a urinary tract infection and he was trying to explain to the Spanish nurse.
He cheated on my sick mother
and ate her magnums. Now he
is blatantly disrespecting her by
saying he is at Denny's getting a
melt and some pilaf when he is
really doing god knows what.
Granted it's a really fucked up thing, but think about it. If your mom is sick (i'm assuming terminal?) then maybe this is his way of grieving, trying to find love from someone else because he know it will be gone soon.
>He cheated on my sick mother
You do not know that for sure
>Ate her magnums
How the fuck is that even relevant, and she could've let him, or he could've bought them himself, you daft cunt
> Now he
is blatantly disrespecting her .... when he is really doing god knows what.
You do not know what he is up to, you're merely letting your cunt glob away at your fantasies
This could be on the steve wilkos show
dont feel like creeping but so the dads on a dating site trying to cheat on ops mom and hes into lots of weird shit? i said to elaborate, like cut down to the basic thread
well it kind of started with this
Well, tried reverse image search, can't find his profile anywhere.
Am I just shitty at this or has he gone off the grid?
Well, the whole thread kinda took off after the original image of OP's dad was photoshopped so that the magnum was replaced with OP's dad's head. Many more shoops soon followed, including shopping the face onto Anne Frank, a Kiss member, Kirk Hammett, something from a star wars video game, Hagrid, Oompa-loompas, Axe advertisements, etc.
Op post creep pic of dad after he found out he has a fetfile profile with some kinky shit on it. Dads face gets photo shopped. Instant classic. Op posted dads dickle pickle Dad reported to go to dennys waiting for this story to have a funny ending or more detaols. Dont leave us hangin op.
get your friend to get more pics of the bastard, accumulate evidence.
it all started at about 10ish
Obvs just meant the snapshots, you raging faggot. Jesus christ you idiots are dense. Nothing OP has posted suggests any of this is actually true aside from:
1.) OP has pictures of this person (probably himself)
2.) There is a fet account with this info
Mm at this time you'll probably get alot of people matching the discription.
You know /b can be an awesome force when motivated and have people rallied with the right connections. All it takes are a group of 10 anons in the area to sneakily head to their local dennys and check out the place out.
I'm sure theres more than one socal resident on this thread besides me and op.
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW EASY 4CHAN IS BAITED. YAWN FUCKING YAWN.
If your friend is headed there right now, he'll be waiting at the denny's for her. At the very least, text him every 10 minutes asking how far away he is with the melt, saying you're hungry, and that he needs to hurry the fuck up. Then post all his responses in here. The more bullshit excuses he makes, the more suspicious you make your texts out to be.
Here's his fet pictures.
Not fake. Texting him now.
>Think about the anger in your cunt right now
I fucking love this
Oh and then eventually if he doesn't come home, drive out to the dennys where he's chilling with your friend and be like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MELT AT YOU USELESS CHEATING FUCK"
OK OP Henry im calling you out /b/rother! Post a picture of that fucking dog with a timestamp! No excuse s why you cant, if not I declare this the day henry foold /b/
bonus: he runs the Jack Lord fan club
Am I not fucking allowed to find something funny? Are you so easily provoked that a simple "I kekd" can make you erupt in a shitstorm of meaningless insults seasoned with the word "fuck"? I'm aware that the intent behind those posts were to insult me, but due to the fact that literally nothing on the internet insults me, I saw the humor in his post rather than his petty attempt at insulting me.
You must be a teenager. Only teenagers are so mentally deluded by the ominous cloud of hormones that emanates from their pituitary glands that they would post something so worthless that it becomes a self-parody. Something mocked. Something ridiculed. Does it help you sleep at night to think that you have shown strength and superiority through such a shallow post?
Funny how you call me brainless, when in reality you seem mentally capable of no more than petty, meaningless, and absurd arrays of curses and profanity.
Op you have to show us proof.