Should I keep it cartoon?
After I dump this doujin
too bad the real deal is so completely disappointinng
The idea of getting dominated as a dog's bitch just makes my cock explode.
Honestly, cause it's different.
You're not doing it right, then. Or are you talking about real dog porn? Because 90% of bestiality videos are dildog crap where the actor is faking interest, the dog barely gets an erection and there's no action at all.
ZooSkool made some good stuff though, check out the pirate bay and look for zooskool and artofzoo
like how fast the dog will fuck one of her holes, and how she won't be able to bitch about it like she would with a guy, she just has to bite the pillow and if the dog goes in her asshole by mistake she deals with the speed and force and knot until he's done.
Some of us are zoophiles that love dogs instead of women, I don't know why - maybe it's just because I was a shy teenager and went through puberty in a house full of dogs. 20 years later I no longer get the slightest dick tingle from seeing a naked woman, but show me a big sexy dog proudly displaying their dicks and vaginas, and I can't control my boner
dogs don't actually fuck like human porn. meme related. it's painfully awkward, boring, unsatisfying. it's exactly like how dogs just gobble up whatever food as fast as they can without tasting it. I'm sure to a dog it's just as weird and unnatural that we don't spend five minutes sniffing at piles of shit we find on the street.
so give me animated fakeness any day.
Dont remember if my real shit is any good, but what ever.
You're definitely not doing it right, then.
First, a dogs knot should swell up inside you. This puts pressure on the Gspot and forms a seal inside the cunt. Then the dog starts to cum buckets - and they usually have lots and lots of cum. This fills you up and, with the knot sealing it in, builds up even more pressure inside.
The average dogs temperature is a bit higher than a humans, so that cum it's dumping into you feels HOT. Not that it's going to burn you, but the heat really intensifies the pleasure.
Then, that knot lasts 10 to 40 minutes while the dog is dumping hot cum into you the whole time. The only place for all that cum to go - is into your cervix as you orgasm.
The biggest mistake I see with most amateur porn is that they always stick their pussy too high so the dog is having to jump up and climb while trying to put it into her. The dog should be able to put it in with it's hind paws firmly on the ground. This all but guarantees a good knotting.
lol, get yourself some better porn then. girl/animal porn is often awful and so is the gay stuff, but the petsex vids of the guys with dogs and some of the old zooskool and the classic buffy w/ gsd video are great
Hell yeah the most amazing videos are the ones where the dog knows how to knot a human properly and stay tied for 10 minutes or more. Dogs keep squirting fluids inside you for as long as they have an erection, the result is a huge gush of cum when they finally pull out :)
Anyone actually know if that video is up, I dont like downloading porn.
goes by many names, try searching for "girl fucks dog while talking on phone" or something like that.
>looking forward to it
>40 minutes of 2 women trying to get a dog to mount them, dog licks one of them once for 4 seconds in entire video
>biggest waste of space/time
I share your disappointment, been through the same many times. Worth it when you find the real gems though!
I was with a dog once. He fucked me a few times that night. The first time he knotted my ass hole and had to stay mounted for a couple minutes before he finally pulled out. He would always go back to licking my ass, which was hot, before he climbed back on and fucked me. I sucked him some too, he continuously sprayed in my mouth the whole time
The majority of vids I see make simple, common mistakes that turn the whole affair into a failure. People too high or on furniture, not arching their backs so they get analized., not spreading their legs to accomodate the dog, messing with the dog so it knots before insertion.... all kinds of really simple mistakes.
Tons of shit tier amateur stuff out there. Very few well made ones. Duke university girl is still top notch out there.
these guys can pretend it's not an hour of watching a dog hump the air and flop around like a spaz but that's what it is. I'm not into any dude fucking dog shit, maybe that's where the problem lies.
I remember my favorite vid was called "greenhair girl fucks dog" (or something. the "greehair girl" part is right though).
It's literally a chick naked and talking on the phone being mounted; the video cuts a bunch of times, with each cut having it's own mount->hump->leave cycle, implying multiple incidents over a period of time
especially "the record" videos in that torrent are amazing
>wanna try this but dont wanna be ripped in half
Wouldn't do that. Ever seen 2 guys 1 horse?
Yeah, it was real.
It busted his colon wide opened. That's how Washington state changed their law to ban bestiality.
Sadly I'm out of real shit. Time to lurk.
I don't see why it matters if the girl is attractive as long as the dog is good looking though
will a lion handjob do it for you?
keep telling yourself that, someones angry amirite
by your diction i can tell someone is still booty tickled
doesn't a condom defeat the purpose of fucking something that can't get you pregnant?>>551302210
Saw someone post that exact image with a "umadrofl" styled post in a thread like a week ago. Are you still posting this fucking stupidly? I thought I told you to lurk moar
It's a furry drama imageboard, mostly crap but sometimes there's a nice thread like http://lulz.net/furi/res/2943499.html
the fact that you keep responding you fucking retard. think someone's an idiot for making a post about you? You ignore it. thats the only fucking way to win 4chan you summer fucking faggot.
"been here for a while" like my fucking god. Three weeks isn't a while. You shouldn't be fucking posting until you've been here for over a year.
dumb shits like you belong on reddit. Its social. thats where you can post and talk with your friends and have your secret internet club.
I see, well, I'll try find it
Thanks for the info
I posted something unusual, and two or more started fighting each other in response, while leaving me out of it.
Did I just oldschool troll?
You don't need the condom when he's fucking you, but it helps a lot to protect his dick from damage when you give him a handjob. Dog dicks have very thin skin that bleeds easily if you just use your hands on it and that can be painful or even get infected. I guess your mouth is a good option if you don't have any condoms handy.
>impossible to make baboies
But can you make baba booeys?
I doubt I'll find something today, but I can post a couple of pics
I had the vid a loooong time ago on my hd, but lost it becouse the hd broke. Then someone uploaded even longer version on dirtstyle couple months ago, but it got deleted not long after.
One day, in the future. I will have clone body made and my brain transplanted into it. It will be this cute, and I will be the biggest fucking slut.
The future will be glorious.
you will not be the only one, just don't forget to post all you do, here
>implying I would not broadcast unencrypted live simsense so you can all feel it with me.
The future is going to be hot as fuck.
But now, I need more pics and vids of this shit. omfg.
I have, noble anon.
I came like I have not before. the jizz pressure was so high it came out in a fan pattern across the room.
I'm not even going to clean it up. So... uuuuhhhh
You are a generous soul (especially since I assume you're entering captchas manually). Bless you for feeding our depravity.
I think I'll post a few to keep things bumped. I've got a few different kinds of things (in case anybody would care for something other than dog dickings).
look for Shylarks, she has some videos
for thinks like this is that I like to come here
Nope, got it from a thread very much like this one.
Nothing involving people, just a few photos and a couple of GIFs. A few neat crossbreeding shots, if you'd dig that.
I'm on my laptop so I can't contribute too terribly much.
It's some kind of retribution, /b/ has give me before, so when I can, I give to /b/
yeah, I'm doing that and I have a shitty 3rd world conection
I'm pretty sure this is some steamy donkey-on-dog action right here.
Only two more, this probably isn't as exciting as you imagined. Have some ungulates anyway.
3/3. I think all my dog stuff has already been posted.
Really, I might as well up my folder. It isn't very big, but I think it's got some quality material.
Zooskool - Flying with Angel
I haven't found the sauce of that one
Thanks, I have only seen the other set
That guy always refused to post videos on beastforum, and when people started scrutinizing the photos they realized the female animals were heavily restrained and forced to breed. The restraints were photoshopped to hide them and make it look less like abuse
>tfw you'll never see a chimp - girl video
I think this is the last one for today
see you another day /b/
anyone have the vid that was posted on a facebook? its a black hair(I think) girl who tries to get her dog to fuck her then he eventually does, she says "Oh fuck yes" alot.
wish i woulda saved it when i had originally saw it
That's ArtOfZoo's Cupcake:
>>551326885I think you mean cupcake.
search for Cannibal Cupcake art of zoo.
there is a few on pornsocket I think.
downloads here also ; www.iceweasels.info search for art of zoo. Theres lots.
I suppose it's the thrill of seeing the depths of the abyss. Or at least the mild upper crust thereof. Nothing quite like seeing a woman getting befouled by a canine or equine.
There was a video on netporn.nl back when it was still a thing of chienne marie (mary?). She's a french whore who does everything (scat, piss, beast). Anyway, in the video she lets a dog fuck her in the ass, after he pulls out she shits. It was absurdly fucking hot, and I haven't been able to find it since.
Depends on where you live. Meeting people online to share dogs is really risky, but if you're in an area with stray dogs you might be able to befriend one, bring him to your house and submit to him.
>Dolphins try to match their orgasm with yours
>Mfw if you ever, EVER try to fuck a female dolphin and don't bring her to orgasm, she has the ability to rip your dick off with her cunt.
>YFW no face
According to my ex they feel extremely warm, but not unpleasantly so.
fuck you Trip, your wife would rather screw a dog than you. I hate you both and regret ever visiting you
i'm drunk and fading fast so i'll just throw this out there.
have fucked dogs, sheep, and horses. mostly female, some male.
if you want to know some eldrich shit, ask away.
otherwise my knowledge dies with me.
I've sucked a couple dog dicks before and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I foolishly decided to get a female dog though, a male would have been so much more fun!
This video is so good. First dog is boring as shit, but the second (starts at 14:21) basically rapes her. It owns.
There's one I've seen before of a younger girl, late teens early twenties, getting this dog to fuck her and she goes on about how much she loves him. Light colored dog I think. Anyone grok what I'm talking about?
that's great and all, but i'm not looking to hook up. if you want to talk animal fuckery, fine, but otherwise my needs are met. i have a gf. and whatever she won't do, the horses will.
so either ask me something or leave me alone. i don't have time for bullshit.
Simone of Zooskool maybe? In My Bliss she praises the dog as he's fucking her.
Is your ex German and into getting mounted by dogs?
i don't give a fuck what area code you're from. if you wanted to know something meaningful, you would have already asked. if you wanted me to fuck your sweaty asshole, you should have just made that clear to begin with and saved us both some time.
the answer is still no, however.