Ask a guy who's about to kill himself anything
Shooped, noone has propane tanks or balloons.
don't do it man. Seriously. When you kill yourself, life is over, you don't think or feel.
Whatever is troubling you, ignore it. Life is better than death, no matter how shitty life is.
Trust me anon. I'm not some whiteknight faggot or some summerfag.
can I have everything you own?
Helium isn't even real.
>Helium isn't even real.
How can balloons be real if helium isn't real?
What if the real isn't even helium?
Its Inert gas asphyxiation. Its real people die without knowing it. Happens all the time at farm storage. Farmers die without knowing it.
I'll Make you a balloon, what do you want it to say?
OP, if you're sure you want to, don't listen to these guys. Just make sure you DO kill yourself, instead of stopping halfway through, or failing completely, and ending up a vegetable.
Also, if you livestream you will live on in /b/ fame
And who's to say he hasn't already blown all his money on a fantastic last few months.
I think it tightens the vocal chords or something.
>Its Inert gas asphyxiation. Its real people die without knowing it. Happens all the time at farm storage. Farmers die without knowing it.
Makes ya wonder why they don't execute murderers with that technique, they would be gone within a minute and no IV, no drugs, no pain or stress.
Life is for the living, OP. Some people are born and die when they are 20 only to be buried 60 years later, no one will ever mourn you the way you want them to but you can make them by living first.
no, your voice appears to change because sound propagates differently throught different mediums.
on other planets with different atmospheres your voice would sound completely different than you think it does on earth.
I know i can't allure you from doing this, but you seem like a nice guy and i wonder which problems you have, that you have to kill yourself. I thought about killing myself multiple times, but i said to myself: "fuck it. fuck you, fuck everything, dont fuckin do this. Your live is worth more than your death. You deserve to live, you're chosen to live, no matter what people say". That helped me alot.
Hope you didn't kill yourself already. After reading this, overthink it. It's not my problem, if you choose your death, but i'd be relieved if you don't do it.
do it this way like in this gif, instant death
>your body will naturally close the airway to prevent the poison resulting in retardism
either he breathes helium and dies and breathes nothing and dies
OP, no lo hagas. En serio, no vale la pena. En lugar de suicidarte intenta hacer algo que siempre te ha gustado.
Escapa de todo, hac un viaje largo, vive experiencias nuevas, olvida lo que ha pasado.
>OP kills self
>"gonna die anyway right?"
>fast forward 50 years
>biological immortality discovered
>OP is kill
>everyone else still alive forever
You are very lucky I happened to come across this thread. Listen to me and listen to me very carefully.
You will not like what comes after death, and it will make your life right now look like a walk in a beautiful garden.
In year 8047 bc, the war between the people on the land(what you call humans), and the war between the undersea folk starts. Shit gets real, lots of people die, me being one of them. I was floating in the water, dead, when it came to me. I don't know why I was chosen, but, I have seen beyond this world. The god Czernobog came to me and in exchange for acting as his living proxy, I was granted multiple powers, and life.
It hurts me to see kids like you condemn yourselves to the next life. If you have not fulfilled your duties as a human, which are to survive until you reproduce, and until your offspring reproduces, the place you go to will not be pretty.
Oh, and make sure you blame some real scum of humanity for your misery (assuming you're killing yourself because of depression and not like "You have a cancer b0ss, you have 3 months to live in agony")
I imagine a large container of cyanide, that you might get hundreds of executions out of, is cheaper than a tank of gas, that you're gonna need quite a lot of
>I imagine a large container of cyanide, that you might get hundreds of executions out of, is cheaper than a tank of gas, that you're gonna need quite a lot of
cyanide death is very painful, its basically like drowning and you feel it to the last second.
Inert gas puts you to sleep quickly
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I’m underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you’ll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can’t wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.
So how does this work, exactly? You inhale propane then light a match? That's hardcore, bitch. Damn.
It's just like concrete at a high enough altitude you dumb fucking faggots. The surface tension of the water would cause him to break everybone in his body if not kill him. Can't dive though. Go for the bellyflop OP.
can you maybe like not kill yourself and make balloon requests, a bit like the humiliation german
>this is now a make me a baloon thread
>OP will found out that making baloons is fun
>OP will start to make baloons for small children
>because of the joy of small children he will be happy in his life, and will live until the age of 80
Could you write "Before I an hero, have a balloon, Codey"
Op, dont waste so much helium in making balloons for everyone. Just go ahead and kill yourself, or if you continue with this, you might end up in a hospital as a vegetable with brain damage because you didnt had enough helium to die
OP is a summerfag. This shit is fake as fuck. Happy birthday faggot. Save me some cake cause I'll be hungry after I'm done plowing your mom later.
OP, can i have a balloon with "Michellen's Balloon" in it?
What helium real isn't even the if?
I think the helium method only works when you breathe in only helium and no air at all. For someone who wants to kill himself, it can be done with enough preparation and because that person wouldn't struggle against it. However try doing that with someone who struggles against it, this becomes nearly impossible.
You're not going to kill yourself faggot all you want is eeeeteeenteriooon go fuck yourslef faggot
Why do anything? Life is just an endless cycle of shit and happiness, do yourself a favor and enter the void of eternal nothing, no gain, no loss. Forever peace.
>dedicate your life to make others happy
in other words do boring shit with no results.
Acquire gun, get high score motherfucker.
this. if you're about to die, at least go get laid. That's probably the reason you want to kill yourself for anyways, you might not get high score but at least rape a bunch of people and get that out of your system
Don't kill yourself, even if you live without a reason for a while eventually you should find one.
Get a fuckload of balloons, fill them all up with your helium supply, then turn on the song "pop goes the world" by Men Without Hats, and dance erratically in your room full of balloons.
get one that says moe's balloon. :) thanks
Why not use that tank to make hundreds of balloons and go and hand them to children in the park for free. See their happy faces. Then tell me you want to die
You're still here posting balloons requests.
Face it OP, you don't really want to kill yourself, you would have done it alread instead of wasting your time on /b/.
But that's a good thing.
Really, don't do it.
My id is purple and you're all gay.
Assuming this isn't just a prolonged troll, why do you want to kill yourself (since this was supposed to be an AMA)?
what about that guy who hanged himself from a door or something? gif does the rounds here occasionally
Look who it is again, ID J1ja51hR . I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "J1ja51hR" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
either you have an infinite amount of time being dead, if the universe keeps expanding, or stops, but doesnt collapse. if it collapses, it will do so in approx. 10 billion years. rhen rhe space-time continuum collapses and there isnt such thing as passing time. so you have at least 10 billion years available being dead.
>implying i won't be able to shitpost and play vidiya for a thousand years
> Make a bunch of balloons
>write hilarious shit on all of them
>let them fly to the roof
>people find body with a bunch of blown up balloons with shitty puns and what not on them
>Best day ever
I've been blessed by Heaven the god of newfags himself.
I will follow you forever. I know your IP.
Piss me off and I'll dox you.
Imma chime in here as a whitknight and say, OP, don't kill yourself. Instead, if you want to escape so much, go out innawoods or the desert or some shit, find god, attain enlightenment.
Wait a second... Are you faggots trying to save his ass by wasting helium to pomp balloons?
Hey OP my names Jake, and I just wanted you to know that I care. If you take your life you will give me less hope to stick mine out.
>your diagram doesn't relate to your point
would take a metric fuck ton of balloons I think. Better off breaking into a meteorological station and stealing their weather balloons + hydrogen
hello fellow new zealandfag
It's my birthday on monday can i have one that says happy birthday fred
lolno, you have a plastic bag ready with a tie, you exhale all the oxygen, you cover your face with the plastic bag and seal it with the hose inside (hence the hose), then pump helium into the bag and suffocate yourself, painless death
as for helium blowing up, lol inert gas
U shud Stop. Where u are 4 chan girl... Do is open or u failed by rules we are legion
We don't kill are selves new me more, trap less. U a good guy, /black up/ would miss you too
>life can be hard at times
>there are so many great things out there
Contradicting much.. Yes great things but don't ignore the bad things.. At this point death sounds like a good thing to me: no bad and good, just silence?
hope he is not dead yet i want my freaggin balloon o:
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Don't kill yourself OP :c You made my day and I bet you could do a lot with your life, I'm gonna keep the balloon as my cover photo! c: Thank you!
Op Post ballon with *Garrett sucks, here's a ballon* Also timpstamp it aswell.
If you want to kill yourself and you think that is the last choice then by all means go ahead but if there is any hope then i would just make this a ballon thread.
Please and Thank you.
Everyone knows this was the last call for help by OP (since he would just have done it if he really wanted to, without making a post about it).
@OP; do balloons, they make people happy which means you are making people happy which means you have reason to live
;/ I hope you the best with her /b/ro
I Want my balloon .-.
would use it as my cel cover photo too ;/
last call for help are all done in other social medias
If you're an OP who will deliver on an an hero, you're going to 4chan to have people to laugh with you while you die, not to convince you not to die.
seriously op, do one last thing. make balloons for us op. it's very meaningful. i won't convince you that you have to live, nor that i should, but one last deed. i'll always remember you op. one last thing for us.
someone give me a tl;dr on this thread
op if you're still alive, I did a large amount of mush tonight and I just want to remind you there is a million ways of looking at everything. perspective is key nigga
Well this thread appears to be going nowhere.
OP, if you killed yourself, I shall be watching the news and waiting. RIP in peace.
If you didn't, you made people balloons, and that's alright.
Today OP was not a complete fag, regardless of whether or not he delivered.
Balloons is love
take your last remaining money ( or take a loan to a bank ) , buy a motorcycle and go explore the world , don't die without trying this you nigger
fellow kiwifag mate.
good cunt my nigger