Why is the US crowd so fucking autistic? Half of them are dressed up in costumes and being all fucking patriotic cunts? Half of those faggots dont even know how the sport works. Then I watch these espn dickhead commentators that call the sport "soccer". wtf is wrong with you American cunts? God I'm so happy to be German.
Shoot ball into basket (basketball)
Run ball to end zone (football)
make ball bounce twice on opponents turf (tennis)
Shoot ball into hole in the least amount of swings (golf)
With that logic you can disseminate any sport you want.
You must either be a stupid troll who is American but looking for attention or a butthurt exchange student on a host family's computer. Either way, GTFO this ENGLISH LANGUAGE website. (*Those Google Translate fake kraut threads don't count*)
>mfw when we win sports like World Cup Soccer that less than a handful of people in the US even watch or care about.
The American Cunts at the actual event don't know how the game is played? Oh ok.
Also... "football" is a word that comes from the word "soccer"
>>claims to be german with football IQ
>>doesn't know the word football came from soccer
No it fucking isn't,
>being this fucking wrong
It's called football for the same reason 'soccer' is called football and Rugby is Rugby football.
They all have the same base game, which British troops took over to america/canada. In england we developed it differently than you, but don't pretend the name is because of its ball size.
The term "soccer" was a term originally used in England to differentiate association football and rugby football. When the sport made it's way over here this was the term that was most widely spread. They invented the sport, so why argue with them? Unfortunately, now the world wants to get all pissy when we use the term that we were introduced to. And why does anyone care that we don't call it "football"? There are other countries that use it or some other form. Hell, many countries just call it some form of "leg-ball" or "kick-ball".
Seriously, get a hobby. Maybe soccer?
Perhaps the american sports news channel who expects most of its audience to be Americans, called it soccer as that is what Americans know it as. Just saying
too add to my own post
Soccer was a "gentlemans" AKA highclass way of saying "football" so as the sport spread to middle and lower classes it was called "football"
So when other countries make fun of the USA for calling it Soccer, they are unaware that it is a poormans word to use "football" and the fact that the word football came from the word Soccer makes how dumb they look to me impossibly funny.
Did you guys see clint dempsey score that touchdown!!
who cares about the names of the sports involved anyway. you can call soccer "super exciting ball kicking" if you like but it would still suck.
personally, i'd name it "diveball" because the main tactic employed in the game is to dramatically make any contact seem like its going to take you to the emergency room.
well either that, or they're just euro trash.
stupid fucking americans dressing up as the statue of liberty and shit. Do you see any other countries doing that? no.
Americans dont even like this dirty beaner sport yet somehow, like everything else, we are dominant in it. Hence the Portugal-U.S.A game. Dirty fucking monkies couldn't win at their own game.
The US.we got the wise idea to bring blacks and spics over here and they make look horrible by giving us statistics like this. If you lived here you'd understand that most if our domestic problems that appear on statistics stem from niggers and spics.look at father abandonment rates, homicide rates, drug use rates, infant mortality rates, etc
ITT: PEOPLE CRITICIZING AMERICANS AND USING AN AMERICAN WEBSITE. HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING EURO TRASH LOGIC. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
USA USA US....WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST SEE!?
actually, since we make the fucking rules, it's called whatever the fuck we wanna call it... or did you forget how we fucked your cuntry up the ass not once, but twice. germans should stick 'shame porn', watching your women get fucked my male niggers while female niggers peg all your faggoty men is about all your good for.
The nation that prides itself on being "Brave" and "powerful" needs to put on protective gear to play a sport the rest of the world plays in shorts and a shirt? Because of possible injury? We Europeans sure are faggy.
>Implying most American footballers don't get brain damage anyway.
>calling us faggots for being patriotic
I hope you don't enjoy telephones, radio, flight of any kind, automobiles, computers, this fucking site, light bulbs, railroads, television, or most other modern technologies and inventions
its not a real sport like hockey anyway. the few americans that are watching soccer are only pretending to care. its a sissy non contact sport.
nope still wrong.
Its the second last defender. The goalie actually is also a defender.
As a exampel if the last man isnt the goalie but a defender maybr at a corner. The attacker can be bahind the goalie and still no offside.
Actually, we added padding because we were crippling too many teenagers/young men by literally doing shit like throwing people into the endzone and Teddy Roosevelt told the big colleges of the time they had to change the rules or else the government would have to. Britbongs and Ausfags play the game like little girls and never needed this sort of rules revision.
>Not that you actually care
I suppose you take the high road of intelligence
Hello /b/ my country has lost agaisnt France and Ecuador and we are agaisnt switzerland this wednesday.
We need two gols to qualify, how are our chances based on the play level you see on our team?
[spoiler]Pls give me hope[/spoiler]
>Amalgamation of research conducted mainly by europeans
Flight of any kind
>Jet engines designed by the Germans/English, but I'll give you the wright brothers
>First computer was..you guessed it, English
This fucking site
>not a jew
>world wide web
>hahahahahaha. See the legacy of the prussian empire m80
>again the scots
At least pick some inventions that are...you know...American
Like cheese in a can
You can argue that flight is possible because of the british engineer Sir George Cayley - Wright-brothers pretty much just got lucky, there wasn't any real science behind their flight.
Alexander Graham Bell was the first to be awarded a patent for the electric telephone by the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) in March 1876. The Bell patents were forensically victorious and commercially decisive
I care and it's interesting and all that but really how can you say everyone else plays it like little girls when it's a contact sport none the less and they're strong men built like brick shithouses smashing into each other all the while knowing that although in America they play with more contact and violence they undermine all of that by putting on 40pounds of body armour to do it? It's just fucking stupid, and hopelessly American.
Top 10 Most Popular Sports in The World
Most Popular Sport at the top of the list is soccer with 3.3-3.5 billion fans all around the world Association football, commonly known as football or soccer, is a sport played between two teams of eleven players with a spherical ball. It is played by 250 million players in over 200 countries, making it the world’s most popular sport. The next on the list is cricket and number 9th is american football lololololol stupid americans thinks their sport is the best hahahahahahhahahah?
i guess soccer players really are pussies. a hockey player will skate with a broken nose. i think you're mistaken little kid cuts and bruises for real american sport injuries like concussion, broken bones, and torn ligaments. i'm not going to try to stop you from pretending soccer is intense however.
Dann halt deine Fresse und lern auch mal ne Fremdsprache.
Germany will teach the US "boys" how to play football. Then Klose and Müller will fuck you up the ass with blood and tears as lube
the united states of america aka the power house of the last 100 years and the next 100 years
Pretty fucking normal in football (soccer) too.
Alvaro Pereira was unconscious, then got up and played on:
If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
I suppose you weren't watching the world cup. Because Clint Dempsey had his nose broken in the last match the US played and played on. He went on today without any facial coverings too.
>sources: Actually watching the game instead of hating on a sport I don't like for no reason.
So arnold is an austrian movie star? No nigger he's an american because he made his millions here in the USA. Doesn't matter where you're from originally, it matters where you make what you're famous for and patent it. Sorry m8
You realize you put mfw when there is a face you fucking ignoramus.
You're right about a few misleading about most and wrong about one. How about these inventions that are relevant to the last hundred years though, microwave ovens, lasers, chemotherapy, the assembly line method of manufacturing, cell phones, GPS, video games, both computers and the personal computer. And I don't know how about the fucking internet.
It must have taken an immense amount of energy to come up with that reply.
You deserve to take another pound of chesse that's never seen milk or a dozen cheeseburgers.
Come on, one little metric ton of HFCS and processed corn won't kill you, you can have it once in a while.
Maybe like a special treat, when you have insulted an european.
at best, only culturally and arguably in sporting
It's funny how these "football" fatass lard athletes cant even run half a field without being out of breathe dying on the ground. Maybe if we attach a donut on a string and drag in across the field it would motivate those fat sacks of shit to actually run.
It's not a blood sport. Every sport should wear the appropriate amount of gear to protect it's players. I mean, do you really think that figure skating is more manly then hockey because they don't wear armor during it? If ye olde american football had more risk for physical injury then modern rugby (and it did) then more protection for it's players is warranted. They also made a number of purely rules-based changes to the sport to try to reduce the likely speed of impact between two players. Now, there is a completely different discussion we could be happening about the efficacy of the football padding (at this point, the game has evolved to take full advantage of the offensive properties of armor in a full-contact sport) but armoring your players when they are hellbent using high-speed collisions as part of the meta-game makes good sense on the surface.
How do define injury? To me injury means unable to play. No come off the field and come right back in a minute. Coming back means you got hurt. Injured and hurt are two different things.
>Not knowing shit about football
Americans don't even play soccer, yet the world #4 team still can't beat us.
Are we that good, or are Yuropoors just really bad?
Seeing as they are missing 5 starters due to injury and their best player is playing on one good leg, Yes the U.S. is still shit
soccer is gay. its non contact sport. i could play it and beat an entire team with a broken arm doesnt mean shit
good luck getting that healed in your country with no universal healthcare coverage
>implying being a kraut is anything to be happy of
obviously he wasn't including the goalie dickwad your sport isn't complex, there's no problem with that but just except it and stop being such a butthurt shitstain since our country is now beating others in the one thing they previously had over us
Most Americans know a second language because it's taught in school.
Ich habe als Junge Deutsch gelernt. Wir koennte im Gymnasium Deutsch, Espanol oder Franzoesisch studieren.
That's probably wrong grammar because we never have to speak another language ever and I forgot it. But we do learn other languages, you simple Yuropoor.