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>did you have any expectations for the world cup? >do you accept that the league the all blacks are in is superior to you guys? >ever been bit by a spooder? >ever beat a man almost to/to death? >do they pay you in meatpies?
My mate got done dui on 6 pills (MDMA) at around 2:30am near sydney NSW - cops picked him up, took his blood, fucked around with him by putting on weird cop radio stations where people were getting murdered and cops were responding etc, took him back to cop station, tried to get him to piss (my mate couldnt) and then dropped him off back at my house. He still hasnt received chargers, he didnt have his license and he was underage (17)
my question is, are cops like this common? Do they like fucking around with people on drugs? He was also driving his friends car, and his friend just rocked up to the cop station and retrieved his keys - no questions asked.
>how likely would an ex cop be to sell one Unless you know them well, very unlikely.
>>553064841 >are sticker plates legal on exotics with no area for them? No they are not legal.
>>553064941 >Most amusing call you've responded to? Probably not the MOST amusing, but it was odd. Got called to a suspicous person/trespass in an abandonment. Ended up finding the person who happened to be a naked man with a dog collar around his neck.
> Ever had to tackle a naked person? Tackle one? No. Plenty of them to go around though.
>>553065178 >Do cops as a whole know much about 4chan? General duties don't really deal with the internet.
>>553065425 >Don't you fear the day the people revolt? Or at the very least, turn to anarchy? Not at all. 99% of the times these 'revolts' are caused by 20 year old wannabe anarchhippies who take themselves way too seriously.
Also relative to this, what would u do if i was pulling a bong and you happen to see me? Further more what if I was driving and my friend was lighting a bong for me whilst I was driving? Ive done this many times but never been in trouble
>>553065483 I'm sure the story wasn't as straightforward as that. No they don't fuck around with people.
>>553065631 >is there corruption? how much? Not really corruption but annoyances.
>>553065647 >How was police academy? It's very, very hard. Don't underestimate it.
>What was the schedule like? You don't get set days/nights, so your roster is always different but it's a 12 hour shift (you'll probably stay longer though.) The amount of days you work, is the amount of days you get off.
>>553065719 >Also relative to this, what would u do if i was pulling a bong and you happen to see me? Further more what if I was driving and my friend was lighting a bong for me whilst I was driving? Ive done this many times but never been in trouble Depends on the situation. If you're in a car, whole other matter.
>>553063957 Hey coppa dog. Im considering breaking into my local dominoes to steal $12,000 in cash from the safe. I used to work there and know that their camera does not work as it is fake. I know the best way to wnter where the public cant see, and i also know the best getaway route to avoid any cctv. I know where the key to the safe is and the combination to the door, i havent worked there in over 2 years but inside intel has informed me that nothing has changed. I know i can get away with it, but any help on what i should take into consideration as to what the cops first steps will be? Thanks OP. Also im considering becomi a cop myself.
>>553063957 Also, while i am admitting crimes. How lucky do you think i got when i was driving around town hitting a bong woth 3ounces of weed bagged up for sale and another 9gram just sitting in my cupholder, cops cum up behind me and pull me over. They make me do breathe test and send me on my way even thou i couldnt remember where i lived. Did they just no give a fuck? And do you see weed becoming legalised/medicalised in the near future?
>>553065737 > If someone has video of me doing a burnout with number plate visible do they have to go to court or can police take me to court and use the video as evidence They can show us at the station and we'll probably pay you a visit.
>>553066492 > are aboriginals the niggers of Australia? I guess up in the NT but let's not forget bogans and lebos
>>553066594 >So howd the muslim problem been in sydney? I hear that auburn n bankstown are almost at the sharia no go zones stage. Nah that isn't true. A mate of mine lives in Auburn, it's not too bad. Lots of asians and arabs though.
Punchbowl on the other hand..
>>553065370 >What is your opinion of Australia's cannabis laws? Probably a bit too harsh. They're pushing to legalise the medicinal stuff though.
>>553066871 >1) what are the chinese chicks on Aus like? Either waaay westernised and annoying >2) whats the best city to pick them up at? Cabramatta/Canley Vale
>>553066915 >do traffic cops have a quota of offenses to hand out? No.
>>553063957 Hi officer. Im considering breaking into my local dominoes to steal $12,000 in cash from the safe. I used to work there and know that their camera does not work as it is fake. I know the best way to wnter where the public cant see, and i also know the best getaway route to avoid any cctv. I know where the key to the safe is and the combination to the door, i havent worked there in over 2 years but inside intel has informed me that nothing has changed. I know i can get away with it, but any help on what i should take into consideration as to what the cops first steps will be? Thanks OP. Also im considering becomi a cop myself.
>>553066905 this. Brazil, Venezuela, Spain, Thailand, London, Paris, Greece and other parts of europe have all had significant mass protest events, Similar in size to those that started in the Ukraine. As the poor grows, and the middle-class recedes, people grow agitated. It will happen.
A friend of mine is going to have to go to court (in NSW) soon. He's been charged with assault because he bashed some guy up pretty good. He didn't cause any permanent damage or anything like that, but it was a pretty decent beatdown. As far as you can tell/guess/whatever, what do you think will be the most likely punishment he receives and how severe will it be? He has no prior convictions, if that helps.
>>553067632 Ok, fine, clearly you wont aid me in my crime. Can you answer this for me. If im running a 7inch lift with 37" muddies on a -44 offset, no flares and guards cut. If i come to nsw how strict are you guys? Im from QLD and cops dont bother me about it.
>>553068136 >Cop, why do you need a person to say their name before you can ticket them for traffic etc?
*even when you can see their drives license with their name, why must they say it?
Eh, not really. I introduce myself and say why you've been stopped, ask for your name and then ask for documents.
>>553068252 >>be done under section 61 >What does that mean? Will his punishment be severe or something? "Whosoever assaults any person, although not occasioning actual bodily harm, shall be liable to imprisonment for two years."
>>553063957 can i shit in your mouth op? i just want to take a greasy shit in someones so i figure why cant it be you? maybe get the cuffs out and shit... a little foreplay before hand... then dump right in your kisser
>>553063957 when are you going to stop crying like a little bitch about how difficult your job is and man up and just do your job without fucking everyone else over, just like everyone else on this fucking planet? Have you ever worked in a south african diamond mine? Didn't think so.
>>553068553 Most of Mayfield is pretty good. These days it's really just those shitty houso flats up past the Best Western that make it look downscale. Other than that it's your regular middle class Aussie suburb.
>>553068537 >"Whosoever assaults any person, although not occasioning actual bodily harm, shall be liable to imprisonment for two years." Well that's pretty fucked up. Not like the guy he gave it to didn't have it coming or anything.
I heard that you can be fined or imprisoned for using indecent language in a public place or near a school in NSW and QLD. Is this true? And if so, have any of your colleagues confronted someone about it?
>>553066280 >No person in their right mind Sure they would. Cops are house-niggers, sucking up to the real power and getting a few bonuses from it like being able to hurt people legally and getting away with actual murder provided they do it in uniform.
>>553070050 You'll find the easiest whores in the Gold Coast. If you're not from the coast they all look glamorous, but if you're from the surrounding coastal suburbs they kind of look down upon the sluts in the Goldy lol.
>>553063957 I was involved in a traffic accident last year, last I heard from the senior constable was he was following up with blood work from the hospital (only had two drinks). But never heard anything since...I realise you have more important things to do/very low priority incident...but how do i follow up without an incident report number.
Why are highway patrol cops such asswipes? Whenever a cop busts me for speeding they drop down the speed I was doing to the lowest fine. But those highway patrol assholes are fuckwits and I dont even give them attitude.
>>553070128 > Why are police for the most part anti gun and so uncomfortable with licensed firearm owners? Because firearms in Australia are so controlled and hardly anybody has it except for people who aren't supposed to. Those people don't usually tend to like police.
Most registered owners are top blokes, I don't mind them?
>>553070205 >If you are at a set of traffic lights and an emergency vehicle is coming up behind you, can you go through the red light? No you can't.
>>553070208 >how many dead people have you seen? You don't really keep a count of that sort of stuff.
>>553070387 >Can you answer my question? No there are not. Go to a boxing place and pretend to have a spar
>>553070469 Yeah. The things that are considered prohibited weapons in Australia is pretty ridiculous.
>>553070050 >I plan on coming to Australia to fuck your women. Which city has the best? Best places to meet women in Aus: Purfleet Arnhem Land Darwin Dubbo Moree King's Cross Bourke Dapto Gold Coast Kalgoorlie Alice Springs All great places. Knock 'em dead, tiger.
>>553063957 QLD fag here. couple of years back when I was a faggot little teenager there was this paranoid little chink shopkeeper who used to call the police on every teenager that bought something from his shop because he was convinced all teenagers stole stuff. I bought a drink and went to go hang out at the park next to the shop and a copper rocked up made me turn out my pockets and empty my bag for stolen stuff, I didn't steal anything, but I had a dimebag in my pocket. cop was like >well I'm not here to bust you for weed so I'll just pretend I didn't see that, keep it for personal use and don't go smoking on public property and the cop and I shook hands and he left.
would you have been a cool guy and let me off, officer?
>>553070852 Scissors guy here. I mean I got done for having 'paraphernalia' in my car... They had just assumed that I was using them to chop weed with. Shouldn't they have like, tested them for thc or something first?
>>553063957 Hey mate. Please explain this for me so I understand better.
I live in QLD, and the law up here is that if you are on your L plates, you are allowed to drive a high powered vehicle, such as a v8 or a turbo, of coarse as long as you have a person that is allowed to teach you to drive. But why is it that for a person on their P plates they are not allowed to drive a v8 or a turbo unless they have some sort of exemption? In my opinion, a P plater would have to have much more experience with driving than a person on their L plates, and yes I understand that the person on their L plates would be with a responsible adult, but still.. the driver has full control therefore it would seem more dangerous that a L plater is driving a v8/turbo over a P platers.
Novocastrian here. Where in NSW are you stationed? Is there a lot of corruption in the police force? The officers i've encountered have either abused there power, or have backed down in potentially life threatening situations and done nothing to stop them.
>>553070852 >>If you are at a set of traffic lights and an emergency vehicle is coming up behind you, can you go through the red light? >No you can't.
Yes you can. I've done it. I've even set off a red-light camera. I pulled straight over, called the local cop shop and told them what just happened. The cop told me I did the right thing and I never received a fine for the camera.
I'm doubting if you're even a real cop now after that
>>553071067 The L plater has a supervisor, and it may be the only car the their parents own, you cant expect them to go out and buy another car just to teach the kid to drive. P platers will have their m8s with them and are far more likely to be a fuckwit. Let me guess, you are a red p plater jdm faggot who thinks jap cars are better than commodores evnen though you n/a auto supra would get smoked by an xr6 or commodore.
>>553071894 You are the stupid cunt for a police officer a questiong that you should have asked the transport department you dumb fuck. Get real dipshit and use your brain instead of making yourself look like a fool.
>>553070850 >How many of your colleagues talk about hoping to shoot someone? Or beat someone up, like a protester or something. Never. A few people in the academy said they were pretty keen to use their batons but when faced with real life, your thoughts change.
>>553070790 >highway patrol It's their job, it's all they do. I'm actually looking to get into HWP soon.
>>553070876 > Do i need to be very physically fit? i'm a heavy smoker Make sure you can do the bare minimum obviously, and then make sure you can do 100x that. It's HARD. Smoking fucks with your breathing so you're not making it easy on yourself. Be comfortable running 10 km at the end of a strenuous PT session.
>>553070902 >how much does ethnicity come into account when applying? tbh, it isn't even a negative thing. I'd say you get a better chance.
>>553070949 >would you have been a cool guy and let me off, officer? In that situation, yeah probably.
>>553071067 because learners are learning and will very rarely 'see how she goes'. P platers on the other hand, as much you all hate to admit it, tend to be overconfident in their driving ability. Let's not give them high powered cars yet.
>>553072074 fuck alright. probably gotta quit smoking then since i get puffed out just climbing a longer than average flight of stairs. not to mention my girlfriend has been on my arse about it for weeks now.
anyway, keep up the good work mate. i know a lot of people hate cops but i reckon you do a good job at the end of the day
>>553072413 > Op these are good answers, I wanna become an officer, I'm in QLD btw. But my girlfriend thinks it dangerous and all that. Anything I can say to make her feel better about it? Honestly, no. You will be bleed and you may well even die out there but you are protected by your second family. You'll develop a 6th sense for situations where you can just predict things, you'll see things differently and you'll get a pretty dark sense of humour after a while. It's a very rewarding job and you get a lot of it.
>>553072668 >know your rights - they need reasonable suspicion to search you. Never consent. A shoplifting call on a POI matching his exact description is more than enough reasonable suspicion
>>553072074 >Never. A few people in the academy said they were pretty keen to use their batons
>"particular, many statements made by Police that were recorded by Legal Observers indicate this attitude of ‘punishment’ amongst some police officers. One police officer, when brandishing his baton was heard saying words to the effect of: "I love smashing fucking feral faces with this thing, I smashed three people's faces this morning”. Another Police officer was reported as saying “I don’t give a fuck mate, you’re next” after he had informed about a protestor who had been injured. Another was observed saying “Fuck off moll, you shouldn’t be here” as he held a woman around the throat. (Details of these incidents below)"
These sorts of cops definitely exist in Vic though. Could you see this happening if another S11 protest was held in Sydney?
Hey OP, currently in the Army, and am thinking of joining the Police Force after I discharge. I used to be a grunt but had an ankle reconstruction, however I can still do all the PT tests easy as fuck. My question is, would my experience help me get in, and would they hesitate because of my ankle?
>>553073051 >>553073051 >You guys have a cunt of a job I couldnt do it. How do you not beat the shit out of some young cunt with attitude giving you grief when you bust them? People always ask this. At the end of the day, you're there to serve the public and to defuse the situation and not beat people up. You take whatever action the situation fits.
People mouth off, but so what? At the end of the day, maybe in a matter of minutes you'll both be going in different directions. The other guy probably with a fine in his pocket that as much as he hates it, he's going to shell out for it. You control the situation.
I'm a nice guy, I'll have a conversation with you if you're nice but if you're a cunt, I've got a whole lot more things up my sleeve that'll just make your day worse. Be nice, get nice back.
>>553073496 >Hey OP, currently in the Army, and am thinking of joining the Police Force after I discharge. I used to be a grunt but had an ankle reconstruction, however I can still do all the PT tests easy as fuck. My question is, would my experience help me get in, and would they hesitate because of my ankle? Army experience is a good thing, although don't expect respect for it because you'll be hated.
Your ankle problem has big potential of fucking you up. I've seen people get disqualified for WAAYY less. Don't leave your medical for the last minute because it will take a while.
Depends which state you are in, in Vic police usually only have to give name/rank/station location if they have first asked for your details. People get so caught up on asking for badge numbers, I will give anyone my details if they ask for them (far easier that arguing with people about it for 10 minutes) but I never give my badge number on principal
I'm as ignorant as fuck-- why are cops generally resistant (or at least hesitant) to giving out badge numbers? I mean, the person(s) they are arresting/pulling over/whatever already know their names and appearances and etc.
Australian police generally don't have badge numbers as such, they do have personnel numbers but you don't need them
All the law requires them to give you is name, rank and station. You can easily lodge a complaint off this but I'd advise you to take a photo of them anyway
Never complain to the station, it goes fucking nowhere. Leapfrog them as I always do straight to CMC or your state's equivalent. It is much more serious for them to deal with and will usually get ethical standards command involved in it. If nothing else, it frightens junior officers :)
How do you go about applying for the NSW police force? I already have a uni degree in an unrelated field. Do i have do get another degree or can i just do basic training or whatever it is? And if so, where can i apply?
So, my little brother (16) was pegged by a victorian cop for trespassing, and he tried to leg it along with his dickhead mates. He got caught, but said the officer was abusing him verbally after he was only polite to the officer. He was told he was going to be arrested and abused by the officer for a full 10 minutes. He was let off, thank fuck. Does my family have a right to sue the policeman/station?
That makes sense. I can't imagine the actual station doing anything. Each tends to (well, from what I've observed) stick together and cover each others' backs. Which I guess is great for them but shitty for anyone with a legitimate problem with one of the officers.
When I have issues (for example, last month my bank was trying to pull some shit over on me) I immediately ask for at least a district manager. I argued with my bank's manager for about 30 minutes and got nowhere, then finally asked for the DM's info. She got back to me promptly that next morning and helped me out, apologizing for any inconvenience.
I'm really tired and I think I'm rambling, but going to the higher ups is a great thing and almost always gets things sorted out.
>>553076829 >On the contrary, the harassment ceased after the last complaint was upheld against a Sgt. It was almost like night and day, suddenly the police respected/feared us and the bullshit stopped Oh. It was just the bit about being on a list and getting raped at RBTs being put at the end there that made me think that the harassment hadn't stopped.
You see it on the telly, all the shows about police, "Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"' The poms have got the Sweeney, "The yanks Starsky and Hutch", But we're Australian super cops they call us Fair and Just.
'Cause I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "And I'm just a proper cunt", We used to be gestapo but this is much more fun, "Kickin' ass and crackin' skulls", and bustin' our own moms, The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just.
I was born a fuckin' asshole so to me the job's just right, "And I deserve a fuckin' badge bein' a dead cunt all me life", And we're the fuckin' perfect pigs, "The fuckin' best there is" You'd have to team up Hawke and Howard to find a bigger pair'a pricks, 'Cause I handle all the hookers, "And me I handle thugs And I get off on bashin' poofters", and I get off on drugs, And I like interviewin' molls, 'cause they got a fuckin' quid, "And I like interviewin' cunts around the face and fuckin' head". Yeah I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "And I'm just a proper cunt", "I would'a liked to'a been a mounted cop, just imagine that", "Yeah a burnt out racehorse with a cunt, half way up it's back And I like pinchin' lady drivers 'cause I give 'em all a chance, "Yeah with your special breathalyser hangin' out your pants", But we've learned some pretty useful stuff since we've been on the force, Yeah like how to hold me fuckin' hand out, "And how to use a knife and fork, We're almost fuckin' human", yeah but the hardest thing we've found Is how to walk without our fuckin' knuckles draggin' on the ground. 'Cause I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "Yeah I'm just proper cunt",
>>553063957 ADF member reporting in I was deployed to Kabul and Kandahar with some of the AFP members who were serving. They are really good blokes and they are very brave. In saying that the soft cunts that I see on the beat wearing the uniform makes me sick and it's a fucking disgrace to our country. Hope you're not one of them. >Also your 1km physical test pisses me off
>>553076175 are you fucken dumb? the cop thought to himself I am going to nice tonight and not arrest him, but then thinks hang on if i just let him go he wont learn anything. So what he does he try to make this whole encounter with the police so unpleasant that he won't ever want to get into trouble again. So he did what he could to try and make him learn and let him go.
And you want to fucken sue the cop for teaching your dipshit little brother a good lesson on how to stop being a dipshit? Maybe you are too stupid to understand.
>>553076005 are you fucken dumb? the cop thought to himself I am going to nice tonight and not arrest him, but then thinks hang on if i just let him go he wont learn anything. So what he does he try to make this whole encounter with the police so unpleasant that he won't ever want to get into trouble again. So he did what he could to try and make him learn and let him go. >And you want to fucken sue the cop for teaching your dipshit little brother a good lesson on how to stop being a dipshit? Maybe you are too stupid to understand.
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