YLYL - last one reached limit of summer faggotry. Good shit only - no niggers.
Did you know the tree there is a monocotyledon? It's pretty rare for trees that size
you've made me a happy fapper. Thanks anon
niggers can only do one
Every fucking time, son.
That fall must've fixed her legs, IT'S A MIRACLE!!
lip quivered a little. Close.
If you don't lose to this one then you have no pulse
woke up my roommate losing to this
nope, seen to many times
>laughing at Youtube Poop applied to porn
what are you, 12?
This shit will make you cry.
Wow, thanks for the thesis, I take it I hit a nerve there. My long dead father says hi and called you a skinny jean, wool cap wearing, douchbag frame glasses wearing hipster princess. I hope you didnt bust a nut at your own perceived brilliance in the starbucks where you pounded that gem into your laptop and I hope you tipped the girl at the register if you did. ALL women judge men by their incomes sooner and its not about being golddiggers, its the fact that they are wired to for survival of offspring and because writing is not a steady gig unless you are waaaaay accomplished. Dont scream WTF to the mountains get tired of sitting on the floor of your one room playing call of duty listening to minus the bear 2 years in a row. I really need advice from some snot nosed little shit that cant even bench press 100. Why dont you post the name of your shitty blog on here, maybe you can get 3 or 4 people to look at it for a few seconds before yawning.
>"If I ever wanted to watch Cow and Chicken I would just look at this bitch's arms"
Ok, that was pretty great. laughed hard for about a minute.
I am in fucking tears, thank you anon
>Good shit only
online now it's free
>Two weeks ago
>Go to Japanese Grill place with family
>They cook the food and shit in front of you
>Food is good going in
>Not going out
>I scarf down my chicken
>The Great Journey begins
>Open the bathroom door
>1 stall is available
>Some jabba looking motherfucker is writing a fucking novel in there
>Hold it in
>My body let's out a high resonance squeaker
>I look to the urinals
>Get into the three point stance
>Gas Pedal my ass as close as I can to the wall
>Watching the door
>Blast shit out of my ass as if I was on a mission to Mars
>I hear the guy in the stall in disgust
>You caused this you fucking Plesiosaur
>Got the bright to flush the urinal to hide the evidence
>Good idea brain!
>The shit doesn't go down
>It clogs the hole
>Begins to overflow
>Shitty urinal water falls onto the floor
>Squat walk over to the sink to get paper towels
>Wipe my ass clean
>Throw it in the trash
>Banana split out of there
>Ten minutes later Janitor is called in
>The look of utter fear
>I have no regrets
Doesn't the chick at 1:07 look (and sound?) like Jennette Mccurdy?
You know you want one.
live on it's free
oh my fucking god every time i see that gif i want to torture that dumb bitch to death martyrs style until she begs for fucking mercy and is crying for her momma
jesus fuck what a fucking worthless cunt
so the woman's name is dodger, she is a youtube personality, and the gif comes from a video game game trivia show she did. Someone added the words and voila.
Chuckles is priceless.