Hey /b/, Risk time!
Map respectfully plagiarized from this: http://freerisk.boards.net/thread/52/saunas-euro-forts. Adjusted for no doubles/triples.
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Iran has been smitten by God for heavenfaggotry.
You two have been skipped this turn, please post faster next time :p
Go fuck yourself
~Be fruitful and multiply~
Expand into Germany
~3 Nations Left To Be Claimed~
PRO TIP: HOLY SHIT GET AS MUCH LAND AS POSSIBLE AAAAH
Go north into Denmark
Spill into taking the rest of Germany
you didn't specifically state that you wanted to use a boat attack, so i just pushed in that general direction
~round after this next one will be a double round~~
>Holy Sword Empire
WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP, sorry!
Here's the actual map :D
Please see >>553324334
Alliance? Together we can remove Kebab like in the old days
Finish taking Denmark
Then go into Switzerland
Fort can be made next turn, at the expense of conquering absolutely nothing on a Double Turn.
For the record, you can attack anyone you're allied with whenever you want, in this world you can just rip the paperwork in half to break allies. (this prevents everyone in the game from allying against one person, screwing over said person.)
The Holy Sword Empire expands in all directions, surrounding it's own capital with new lands.
God fucking dammit, I posted the wrong map again.
Alright OP, this is my plan for conquering Europe
Included greatest ally Serbia, but I don't know what his plan is yet
sure, just want to take this area
~~the long awaited mupdate 7~~
If Red doesn't move next turn, their territories will be randomly redistributed to everyone.
The Holy Sword Empire creates another fort in it's territory closest to Russia. Call this new fort Requiem. If it's not possible to make a fort this turn, expand West towards Italy.
Can you relocate me over by the Aral sea, from there I'd like to begin expanding.
little Scotland would you become my vassal?
the niggers will not attack you
I will not expand into mainland Britannia
you will support me in my endeavors as will i support you
>allies: Portugal teal
As promised, everyone has received 6 of Red's territories. Red is now faggot.
The Holy Sword Empire attacks Brown. If I get a nuke, drop it on their capital. Burn it all to ashes.
>If I get a nuke, drop it on their capital. Burn it all to ashes.
Take his Irish territory.
The ocean has been bombed. The NUCLEAR FALLOUT event has started.
The radiation flowed into Portugal, which is safely afk. It will expand to ALL NEIGHBORING territories each turn unless somebody rolls a 33, which will stop the spread of the radiation.
If anyone rolls a pali on this turn, they can build a free fort in addition to their attack.
The Holy Sword Empire continues to remove brown from Ireland. Anything remaining is used to remove them from Italy.
I'm just going to keep posting the wrong maps over and over again, aren't I?
Ignore the last one, this is the real one -- i keep forgetting to save because i'm an idiot
0 is a great number for expansion, but a really shitty one in war.
You rolled a 7. 7 - 0 = 7. 7 * 5 = 35. Which 35 of Sword's territories do you--oh wait, Sword doesn't even have 35 territories.
War's over, folks
How are you calculating this war, OP?
Also, if my forts and capitals are still intact, I should still be in the game, right?
They have to actually want to attack each other, war can be pretty destructive.
Last digit (or last two digits for tie) are taken into count for a war.
The winner has the highest digit and gets (5 times the difference between the digits) number of territories.
7 is enough to take one Fort Tier 1, but an 8 or higher would be needed to take both. The only territory you have left is your Throne.
look at it this way: if each fort is designed to withstand an army of 4000, is an army of 7,000 going to beat both of them?
~Mupdate X is here~
>just accept this nigger dick.
>tfw have actually had sex with a half black guy in the past
I have a fort and a capital, wouldn't his 7 become a 3 after taking one of them?
WRONG FUCKING MAP AGAIN ASFDFASFASDF
i am truly /b/tarded
The Holy Sword Empire reclaims it's lost land. Crush brown into dust.
Golden Dawn expands into Turkey, killing some stinky turks in the process
~war is inevitable~
The Holy Sword Empire crucifies brown. Wash them away.
Golden Dawn takes back its lost land.
Looks like a draw.
P.S. I made a little reminder of this game for you~
Indeed it does. I don't think Slavalav actually wanted that land, so I'm giving it back to you. Call it an error on my part.
Both of you rolled 45s. Palis don't factor into war, so DOUBLE WAR has also led to a tie, next roll is TRIPLE WAR and gives triple usual reapings...unless you guys want to peacefully draw, which will instead let you both have TRIPLE EXPANSION next turn. Holy Sword would also be able to add on the 25 from this pali onto their next expansion, creating CRAZY EXPANSION GAIZ!!!!
Yay making up rules because seriously what the fuck are the chances of this shit.
~why you all gotta be so rude?~
New fort in Norway, cocaine coast
>president hot girls in your area
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich
The Holy Sword Empire crushes Brown~
The map is getting far too full already, so expansion without conquest would be pointless.
Alright, Finish off Turkey and then start filling in white spaces in the middle east.
Can't I just keep my superior roll and crush him into dust? I believe it would be best for all parties involved to just take a shotgun to his head and put him out of his misery, like you would a horse or a cow, or any other farm animal for that matter.
But it's still not fair. Regardless of which of your two rolls he counted, I would have still crushed you.
Why should I be penalized for your panic attack and shit gets~?
The way I see it is:
#nigger tries to make peace
trying to make peace doesn't count as a war roll, but I didn't say that the second one would count, making a discrepancy.
You still had an equal chance of winning when you rolled again. It was as if the other rolls never happened.
Also you fuckers need to roll 33 already...
Portugal is getting eaten by radiation. Not to mention I would be completely defenseless without a capital. So I'm going to have to decline~
If you feel bad about your decision, and you should, then you should handicap Brown with AIDS for a few turns.
>Also you fuckers need to roll 33 already...
You might be waiting a while, since dubs are disabled on /b/
lol he's not me bby
Through luck and magical teleportation, you have gone over enemy land to take over the suddenly defenseless territories of the people who aren't here.
AIDS event has spawned. Some random white territory (not saying which) is infected with AIDS - conquer it and all of your war rolls will be halved until you can roll a 41.
gfd i forgot. k, radiation can only be stopped by moar nukes now.
If I forgot anything tell me, this has been a pretty chaotic round
~unlucky muppet date~
dawn my future looks grim, i propose that if you help defend my borders then i will cede all land in the balkens to you for a perma alliance.
what do you say
Dawn gladly accepts this offer and welcomes our return to our homeland in Greece. Consider our nations allied.
if someone else rolls a 41, they can give you the cure for AIDS, if they want.
Thread will 404 at 300 replies, I'll link you guys to a second one before then.
cede this land to dawn
for my move expand west of serbia
I'll fight to defend the people in my territory against invading armies, so if I'm being invaded then yes I will fight.
Niggerland wins all of Stalin's Gaysplosion territory.
Attack Stalin all the way to Israel.
here you all go
98 causes another Radioactivity Event, and it's not a nice one -- however it stops the spread of radiation