Is it evolving or some shit
Becoming a cobra wtf is this
Happened me. Your forskin is too tight and it's stopped the blood going back. You need to lube it up and roll your forskin back over your tip.
IT will hurt btw...good luck. Don't leave it. I had to go to the hospital with it. You don't want some guy handeling your junk
If it itches and it's segregating whiteish material (that is clearly not cum) then you should just stop fapping for few days and wash it often, it'll cure by itself
Forgot date stamp... Sry
It's in the middle of the fucking night guys, I can't really go to a doctor, or want to atm
Also too embarassed...
You obviously have a solid circular object stuck under your gross exess penis skin.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON /b/ YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW. THAT SHITS NOT NATURAL.
dun worreh op
shit happened to me last thursday. docs couldnt flip it back over so i had to get a circumcision.
a generic mutation in your dna. come with me to the tardis so that i may examinate it.
trust me, i'm a doctor.
>come to 4chan
>see a strange dick
>inspect bit more
>realize OP is playing with his dick and people are actually concerned
Go to the doctor first thing tomorrow. Don't be embarrassed, the doctor sees shit like this, if not worse, on a daily basis. The doc will set you straight. Its better than something serious happening to your dick. You love your dick don't you?
Take a picture of the aftermath when it falls off, OP.
I live in switzerland, thought it's the same time zone
>Inb4 op is retarded
Uh, here you go...
How long ago did this start happening?
Did you do anything to it?
Do you sleep on your stomach?
It looks a little swollen if it didn't happen to long ago put some Ice on it, just to reduce the swelling this will greatly help you in the long run.
ice it a bunch for a while.
If it happened you know 15 hours ago or started then. Put a hot compress on it.
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it's water, let it be or take any diuretics if you have them, coffee is a diuretic, and alcohol too, take anything that will make you piss excessive amounts of water, this will go away on it's own in a few days to 2 weeks but if you want to speed it up take diuretics
it's edema, it's a sign of heart/kidney problems, if it happens to your feet and hands too, you have got to go to the doctor immediately
I'd be a whole lot more embarrassed having to explain why I can't fuck a woman to her then a member of medical staff handle muh dick.
Besides its kinda like a free handjob
Just make sure to cum on them
Oh and do not puncture it with a needle or cut it open with anything, that's the worst thing you could do, because it needs to be expelled naturally, or you'll get a electrolyte imbalance which can lead to atrial fibrilation and eventually left ventricular damage
so i repeat, do not cut it or stick a needle in it, or you will feel extreme electric shocks in your heard which will be very painful and possibly lethal because of the mineral imbalance edema causes if it's not left alone
so guys, wtf should I do, I don't want to go to doctor, it's a small town... besides, I'm not that worried YET, only started to look like this couple of hours ago, got back from a field trip, it keeps getting worse, that's my only worry. My guess is some shit bit me... but wtf
I figured maybe some /b/ros experienced sth like this already, and I can go to sleep without worrying that my dick will burst or some shit...
>inb4 op is a fag and he got fag disease
Go to hospital IMMEDIATELY, I ain't even kidding!
this is gonna happen to OPs dick if he doesnt go to the hospital
the only guy sounding legit on here, thx
nah my hands are ok, my feet are a bit swollen, but i guess that's from a lot of walking I did the past days. Thanks man, I'll try that
what really starts worrying me, is that there are black spots on my dick
Honestly, if this really, truly isn't a troll
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR YOU IDIOT. THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY COCK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT GETS FUCKED UP, THAT'S THE END. NO MORE SEX OR, IF VIRGIN, CHANCE OF HAVING SEX EVER AGAIN. GO TO A DOCTORRRR YOU DENSES MOTHER FUCKERRRRR
stop being just a fucking pussy and go to the hospital. who the fuck cares what people think about your dick
now OP into the doc before dick is kill
>london time stamp
>op heavily retarted
Go to the hospital you dumbshit. Your dick is going to fall off in 2 hours exactly.
YOU DUMB SHIT.
Seriously OP doctors have to pull stuff from people's asses all day and you've done nothing wrong or embarrassing. You have to act quick otherwise that shit's gonna rot and send toxins in your whole blood system.
How about you look up other pics of paraphimosis before talking dipshit
mfw op is worrying about his dick but won't go the the hospital
If it is some allergic reaction/infection, you should definitely see a doctor.
Carefully look out for ticks (Zecken) all over your body.
Cooling with ice or some ointments may help against the swelling until later in the morning.
I guess OP is troll, if not, at least read up on the things he mentioned, before believing.
Oh man, that's too good
Sorry to say that thee gene pool will be better without you OP
Dude are you fucking serious? go to the goddamn hospital you ignorant cunt.
You're talking about your goddamn dick for fucks sake, you lose that shit and you might as well fucking off yourself because life will have next to no purpose for you anymore. goodbye natural imperative.
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> really man, go to the fucking doctor
>Paraphimosis (/?pær?fa??mo?s?s/ or /?pær?f??mo?s?s/) is an uncommon medical condition where the foreskin becomes trapped behind the glans penis, and cannot be reduced (pulled back to its normal flaccid position covering the glans penis). If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.
OP your dick might actually be kill right now
pffft ruin it? more like ENHANCE it! hah
good input, thanks... will check
thanks anons who actually try to help
it can't be paraphimosis, my dick was fine ever since
never had problems with my foreskin, besides my dick is warm (body temperature) so I guess it means it has enough blood flow...
tho the troll replies had me kek a few times, thx guys
Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.
READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE
THE BLACK SPOTS ARE THE BEGINNING OF NECROTIC FLESH YOU IDIOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY
OP this is what paraphimosis looks like on wikipedia
look familiar? go to the hospital before your dick is worse than kill
Fool, your dick is dying and you will follow if you don't act.
Look at these pics.
I'm off to bed. May OP rest in peace. I shall dream happy dreams in where my penis is just perfectly fine, maybe a bit small, but just fine nonetheless, whilst yours is dying. Good night.
>it can't be paraphimosis, my dick was fine ever since
What the fuck does that mean? You said your dick was like that for a couple of hours. To quote wikipedia...
>If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.
Fuck off faggot.
Without ID's you can never truly tell if it's OP posting, or some fucking little nigger like yourself.
Might make for epic trolling, but it's shit when you're trying to follow a convo, you fucking drag queen.
That is because you don't keep your dick clean like you should.
>go take a hot shower
>right before you get out of the shower pop that Puss sack at the tip of your dick
>let the water run over it to clean it.
>go to doctor A.S.A.P.
If you're not living in the UK:
go to a hostpital you dumb fuck, you can worry about debts when you don't have gangreene (which untreated paraphimosis leads to)
the NHS isn't going to send debt collectors to your door, only sternly worded letters
>If you are living in the UK
go to a hostpital you dumb fuck
This thread is worth pinnig... get it? Ha.TABLE uptionaL
OP save your dick man, look at it, its getting blue in the middle, it means blood flow is obstructed
ER man, ER, go run, wave your dick to their faces, fast
you even made /b/ care and you think its not fucking serious.....
stop being fool. go to the doctor as fast as you can. it means now. it will reduce the sequels.
OP, if you are still lurking, make sure you keep us updated. You refuse to go to the doctor or hospital so I can't help you there. I might as well see the suffering that ensues, so keep us posted.
Fuck it. I'm going to bed just because I realised OP is laying inconscious or probably has already gone to the hospital, where the paramedics will try to save the useless piece of dead meat of OP's dick. See ya tomorrow, guise
OP's dick will probably be kill on the way there. he may as well just time-laps photos of his dick for a while for science. obviously OP doesn't really care about his dick, why should we?
guys, so I read the wikipedia article for treating paraphimosis, if it really is that, and I guess I'll try cooling it with some ice or some shit or if it remains like this for the next hour I'll poke some holes in it
ppl saying rush to hospital, fuck dat shit nearest hospital prolly 20 minutes, and I guess I'd have to stay there 2-3 hours
besides I'm fucking exhausted...
If you want to save your penis, go to the emergency room now. Not later, not tomorrow, not 2 days from now, like right now. Your penis is going to constrict more and get painful. Looks like you have an infection of some sort.
Source: none but it looks bad enough where you need to go now.
Your exhausted? Your dick is going to fall off and it will have its rest.
Put holes in your dick? That won't save shit you'll end up dying since the blood is getting trapped
Are you insane OP?
OP you're literally going to lose your dick. If you let them know that it's paraphimosis in the late stages, they'll take you in INSTANTLY and do what they have to do. If you continue doing this, you're going to die.
OP you are a gigantic faggot. I downloaded your pic to check geo-exif data and there is none. I'm legitimately thinking of doxxing you and calling 911 because your dick is going to be gangrenous.
Hope your last fuck was the best fuck of your life, because you'll be peeing sitting down forever after tonight.
And if you're a virgin, well... kill yourself now.
I've stopped caring about you and your dick. Just fucking kill yourself you stupid cunt.
really OP, you're too tired to save your dick ????
you gonna poke holes ??????
Its 3:30 AM and I'm gonna actually stay awake just to see the next picture with your dick on the floor
fuck you op, 20 minutes is not that long and when they see the state of your dick theyll take care of you in urgency. have you no respect for yourself? get that healed! it's a fucking dick, not a pin cushion! your dick is infected and only professional assistance can help, besides the needles you use to burst it won't even be sterilized properly so you'll even worsen it. jesus christ man!!!!!
So that's what a rusty venture looks like
>This involves compressing the glans and moving the foreskin back to its normal position, perhaps with the aid of a lubricant, cold compression, and local anesthesia as necessary.
This has already gone far enough that it can't just be pushed back. Those black spots are either blood clots (scary) or necrosis (literally dying flesh (dick-falling-off-scary))
>If this fails, the tight edematous band of tissue can be relieved surgically with a dorsal slit or circumcision.
You really thing slicing chunks of your cock with a steak knife is a good replacement for delicate surgery?
>the Dundee technique, entails placing multiple punctures in the swollen foreskin with a fine needle, and then expressing the edema fluid by manual pressure.
Do you know how to avoid important areas?
Do you have sterile needles, or do you want an septic cock?
GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT
...at least livestream any attempt at fixing it yourself
thanks for all the people concerning, I am cooling it atm, hope it will help
yup, it does itch a bit
so I researched a bit, it can't be paraphimosis, my dick is warm it's getting enough blood, paraphimosis would mean the bloodflow is cut off and it turns blue then black
the blood is trapped inside, it's paraphimosis. your dick IS turning blue. it already has dead flesh and blood clots. OP, you're going to loseyour penis, and then you will fucking die. go to the hospital. the doctors have seen worse shit than this, they won't care, there's no need to be embarassed
>the bloodflow is cut off and it turns blue then black
Just because your dick is warm, doesent mean that it has bloodflow. The colours blue and then black thing is already happening
Just because it's warm, does not mean it's not paraphimosis.
OP just think about this. This is your penis. Your dick. If you lose this what do you have? It's worth the embarrassment. No one here is a doctor, but it looks a hell a lot like paraphimosis. Your best bet would be to go to the hospital, because there are black spots.
Looks like Paraphimosis
If you cant get the foreskin over your glans you should go to the hospital as it could get really serious
If you do, give it a rest , don't masturbate for a few days and then start stretching your foreskin -> Google
how about you let PROFESSIONALS determine the bloodflow?
you're a stupid fuck and you're going to die
throwing icecubes on it wont help dipshit
and paraphimosis is hardly mistakable.
are you even stressed by the fact that youre gonna die? you sound like you dont give 2 shits
you'd rather stay on the comp amirite? piece of shit
>Cooling your dick.
I hope these images are Photoshopped and we all got trolled
Because OP your dick is going to fall off
Can you go on tinychat so we can see the process on how your dick falls off and rots away?
>OP asks for medical advice from /b/
>everybody says go to the doctor
>OP doesn't want to go to the doctor "because he's tired"
>Meanwhile his dick is swelling and turning a deep purple
OP is a fucking retard. Go to the doctor you lazy shit!
>if it remains like this for the next hour I'll poke some holes in it
Holy fuck are you retarded? Do you want to get your dickcut off? That's how you do it.
Your dick is your most fragile organ, and you're taking this as if it was a fucking joke, posting it on /b/.
Just pin holes in it already if you want to fuck your dick for good, but don't ask for help and then tell us it's all right you dumbfuck.