Useful stuff thread
Life Hacks, DIY stuff, How to be a Nigger
Get in here
Probably not, but I'll do my best to keep it alive
Damn Anon, you caught me.
I'm more than positive you're going to need this.
Good morning, Heaven
Fantastic, that's how me and 4 of my friend can take down any website we want!
But you have seen this DIY
8/10 nice try but no I've actually never seen this piece of shit before. I only said that because I thought it was OC and I wanted to let him know NOT to post it in threads that are actually being read
Would you prefer ones that allow you to be a nigger to the fullest of you niggering ability, you stupid nigger?
Pic related. Go steal from vending machines, nigger
This is an ancient "hack" ... was around on Windows 95. Also OP has done it wrong anyway ... you set the bytes to 65000 not 6500 and you also set the "dont fragment packet" flag (-f).
All pointless as someone else said it doesnt do shit on anything not from the ark
I have a whole folder for how-to's. I'll dump. Only has a small handfull.
Thats all i've got that haven't already been posted. Wish i had more.
Hey guys, does anyone know how to make your computer run faster, like isn't there some file u can delete or something? I'm on summer vacation and my slow PC is really bugging me, in exchange, tits
Delete everything you don't use. All photos, videos, films, movies, porn, games. Anything you don't watch, view or play on a regular basis or even once a week or month. Delete and uninstall it. With the disc if it has it.
backup your most important shit and format your hard drive. Also make special 30gb partition for your system and don't install anything on it, even if you have it 3/4 empty. Works
I had experienced sleep paralysis and a lucid dream. Shame it were a nightmare and a fucking beast from hell was standing on my chest.
I could feel something pressing on my chest when it was happening and could see the fucking thing ontop of me. Most terrifying thing i've ever experienced
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>Proceeds to give a detailed and explicit guide on how to kill yourself anyways
Press ctrl+shift+escape, this will bring up the Task Manager.
Right click and press "end task tree" on nonsense programs like "HP print derp", "google widgets", etc.
Don't touch "windows explorer" obviously.
And there, you have given yourself a little breathing room.
I used to be a chemist, I can tell you right now that if you don't know anyone who's synthesizing, you won't be. The guy who I synthesized with made me thumbprint twice before he'd let me work with him. Even then, I was making a juicy profit but holy hell it was intense. You've got to use 2 organic solutes which have extremely high probabilities of catching fire and/or exploding. Take my word for it, you don't want to be an LSD chemist.
What the fuck is this retarded shit?
A tutorial on how to A) break a window, like I didn't know that already, B) use a "charged" spark plug...but that's fucking idiocy, spark plugs aren't batteries, or C) pry a door open
Does this guy have more of this series? Can I also learn how to feed myself and wipe my ass?
pick yer category you glorious fucking faggots.
This is taken from the TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook. If anyone wants to know how to make real bombs that work, that's the manual the army used to use (and the turrists now use).
I know for a fact this works. Me and my cronies did it a lot when we were 16. It feels like you have left your body for hours when really it is about 12 seconds. second to lucid dreaming
Anyone want me to dump anything? I'll dump if the folder isn't too big
1) To prove I have enough of a resistance that I won't hallucinate while working in the lab
2) Tradition maybe?
3) To prove I was willing to do what he asked in order to secure the position.
This is technically an ICMP flood
Reflected DDoS is much more efficient, but can't be done with a simple command prompt. You'll need to write about 4 lines of C++, or download some program to do it. A reflected DDoS has the added benefit that the victim doesn't get your IP address
Got too risky, some kid got seriously injured while tripping (not from the product, just happened to be on it) and his uncle was a DEA agent. They launched an investigation and I fuckin grabbed my shit and left the state.
dumping Stoner for now
about 75% is from here:
Everything I have in Paranormal is from here, just use the Downloadthemall extension
Life tips was actually from someone else, it's scattered and unarchived.
Lots of Fitness stuff here:
They really should, but it'd be rated X. We had to do some pretty fucked up shit sometimes, but it was balanced by the immense pay and being able to get bitches on your dick by tripping with them.
tired of dumping stuff from there, lots of others can be found here
Gonna dump random stuff now
>mfw i actually do that
I don't know if we killed a guy, but we definitely beat him pretty hard and left him in the woods (like 25 miles from town). We'd been shot at on many occasions. Had to work with a human trafficking guy because boss man's brother was in crazy debt. We moved tens of thousands of hits across the border in the spines of bibles. Purposefully sold one of our dealers that we knew was marking up like 400% and giving us back 50% some shit quality hits so his customers would stop buying. Stuff like that
I have a little bit under 750k left, and I put most of it in an offshore bank account. I live in a 7200 square foot house on 8 acres of forest. I have a small orchard for peaches, Have a 67k money market investment. I have 50 oz of silver in my gun vault. I drive a 45k car, and a 13k firearms collection. I'd say I'm pretty wealthy.
1) If I ever need to flee the country i'll have funds I can access anywhere, as well as not having to pay taxes and avoiding suspicion by opening a new bank account with 3 mil in it.
as far as I know, this is the only one
timestamp is a little off because it's a picture from another thread I told my story in earlier this year.
Here you go, you fucking faggot. You can't even fucking use Google. I hope you choke on semen.
>make sure I have no pants on
>walk to orchard
>grab a few peaches
>lay in my bermudagrass lawn and each peaches for about half an hour
>get on 4chan
>get on reddit
>put on music
>eat pretzels and jellybeans
>go to garage and get bow
>walk out onto the third floor balcony
>shoot a few arrows
>go back inside and down to the gym
>just bench and leg press
>go into study
>read a physics/chemistry book
>play csgo for 5 hours
>eat a couple pounds of deer
>go to sleep
Never said it wasn't true. Are you really this autistic? I also like how you stole the insult from the 'gameshop' yt video. It's a real reflection on your original personality.
>I'm on summer vacation and my slow PC is really bugging me, in exchange, tits
Throw your computer out the window and buy a new one, once they get slow there is nothing you can do to fix it.
I did the first one. Knocks you right the fuck out, just like a really big head rush without the shitty sick feeling. Did it in front of my bed so I could fall onto that when I passed out.
Shit was SO cash.
How to be an asshole that makes the world less comfortable except for niggers.
Fake and gay.
>hurr I used to be badass LSD chemist
>breaking bad-esque story
>"timestamp's a little off" = I don't have proof but trust me brah
>humblebrag about sweet do-nothing life
>actual do-nothing life consists of living in mother's basement and making up stories on the Internet
>2/10 shit effort
Got an ankle monitor?
>Put foot in microwave for 2 seconds. No longer otherwise serious nerve damage will occur
>Cut strap, remove, place in freezer bag and flush down toilet
>Run to mehico border
you forgot to remove the small print
nice try, sounded legit but 2/10 epic fail
Score the glass first and don't use fire or string just boil water and set the glass in there for one minute then run cold tap water over it immidiatley after you take it out of the boiling water.
works every time and now i have some nice drinking glasses to use for free99
tl:dr: score the glass first.
Get a metal can or glass
>(dont use plastic!)
Pour lower octane gas over the styrofoam
and let it melt into a gel type liquid.
You've just made what's know as NAPALM -B
>the - B is because all it's missing the Benzene
Water boils at 100c Napalm-b can burn longer than 5mins and reach temps of 1000c
>dont breathe the smoke but sometime you need to melt things at extreme high heat and leave no trace.
god damn I'll just save my money and get some barf bags
HAY LUK GAIZ 4CHINS4LYFE
OH THE IRONY
Seriously you are not even worth being cancer, no, you are fucking AIDS. Even though you're trolling, you're doing it on fucking 9fag level. Now take a cactus and shove it up your anus, you imprudent dimwit.
holy shit faggot defending /b/ is like defending shit in a sewer
I'm not even fucking defending /b/
It has pulled me into an inevitable loophole filled with diarrhea. I can't escape.
The thing is that you're an annoying cunt and even too low for /b/