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Alright /b/ who wants to hear the story of how I fucked my teacher?
>Be me
>junior year
>Beta as fuck have had a girlfriend before for a couple of months but never got passed second base
>first day of English
>Walk in and see a 9/10 25 year old with small perky tits and a cute ass
>mfw it's the teacher
>Fast forward a 2 weeks
>First writing assignment
>Prompt: What do you think is wrong with the world?
>Go balls deep on the essay to try an impress this teaching goddess
>Write 4 pages on how some bullshit about how girls are being oppressed in the middle east
>Get the paper back
>MFW 19/30
>Last page there is a note that says that my essay was insightful and too see her after class
sure why not , it better not end in dino
>She tells me how autistic my paper was.
>She recommends I transfer to a special ed class.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
19/30 wouldn't be THAT much of a grade tho
>go to her class
>Puts her hand on my shoulder
>Tells me I'm a sweet kid but my grammar needs work
>ask her if I can stay after school so she can work on grammar with me
>She says she has a meeting today but I can stay after tomorrow
>Go home
>rub one out to the thought of her naked
>mfw I'm pathetic


Sweet story bro
>next day is normal
>stay after
>finish with grammar lesson
>Waiting for my mom to pick me up(Didn't have a licenses yet)
>Decided to talk to her
>Found out she's really cool
>Likes old films
>Loves vidya
>We laugh about some games mainly fallout
>says her husband is an idependent app deveolper
Had a teacher make me stay after class one day.

Accused me of cheating on a paper because it was so good.

I didnt cheat. Fucking bitch. Cheated on her final though lol
Fuckin continue this shit
>continue after school tutoring once a week
>Fast forwad three months
>Hanging out after school with her after the lesson
>She was wearing this cute skirt the went to about 3 inches above her knees

In our school the have these big ass air vents that turn on randomly and blow like and industrian fan

>She is sitting on the vent while I sit in the desk next her
>all of a sudden there is this loud ass noise
>It's the air vent
>Her skirt flys up in the front
>She is wearing these cute red and white polka dot panties
>Achive and erection lasting more than four hours
>she quickly pushes down skirt and apologizes.
>Says some stupid shit like it happens to the best of us and she laughs
>fast forward before spring break
>last session before break after this wouldn't see her for a week and a half
>finish lesson and beging talking about break plans
>She says her and her husband are gonna bum it and watch movies
>Asks if I have a girlfriend
>say no
>"aww thats a shame You're really cute."
>go home and whack it to the thought of her
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Am lurkin
Something something corner.
cont op
dont faggot like I know you will
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>inb4 stride the sauropod
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Go on...
Hurry the fuck up
Here is where it gets exciting
>Next lesson
>again very touchy
>after the lesson she asks if I think she is good loking
>Alpha ensues
>say if you weren't my teacher I'd date you in a heart beat
>She says thank you and explains how her and her husband got in a fight
>give her a sorta half on armed hug
>she jumps at it like a puma
>kisses me on the lips
>raging hard on
>She jumps back and apologises
>tells me I can't tell anyone and I can't stay after class
>go home fap and then cry.
>go home fap and then cry
>a week later she gives me a note that says to stay after so we can talk about what happened
>walk in she begins by saying she didn't mean it blah blah blah
>tell her its fine
>she then goes on to say how her husband has been mean to her and she just wants to be complimented
>tell her she is beautiful
>gives me this look and says "Anon I'm your teacher You can't say stuff like that"
>Sit in awkward silence for what seems like forever
>The she says in this cute shy voice "Do you really think so?"
>Tell of course
>Tell her that if her husband doesn't get his act together I'm gonna steal her away
>Laughs and gives me a hug
>Thanks anon I needed that I'll tutor you again if we can forget about the little incident.
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>fast forward another 3 weeks
>during tutoring she seems off
>after lesson ask her whats wrong?
>She says that her and her husband got into a huge fight and she kicked him out for a couple days
>Tell her It will be alirght and that things will be fine
>she says "Why can't I have a guy like you anon"
>I reply in a very unsure tone "You,You can."
>She gives me this look and says "Anon I'm 8 years older and you teacher thats not right!"
>Awkward silence
>she whispers "Isn't it?"
>I jump at the chance of her uncertantiy
>Kiss her
>she goes along with it
>We start making out This goes on for a few minutes till my mom calls
>She says she wants to see me next week for some more practice and gives me this cute wink

>go home fap and then cry.

Back to /r9k/ with you.
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>Little incident

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Well done, skipper
>we continue this making out after class for a month
>I get my licenses half way through so I can stay later
>She gave me my first blowjob
>mfw it was in the classroom
>Mfw it was great
>I play with her tits a lot and even eat her out once
>We text a lot and she sends me a lot of sexy pictures
>one day she says she wants to leave her husband and run away with me
>but lie and tell her that our love will find away
>she the says that her husband will be gone all weekend at some app development convention or some shit
>says she want to fuck
>Get a boner with the force of a thousand suns
>tell my parents I'll be spending the night at a friends house
>Its all a go I'm gonna lose my virginity too my teacher how alpha is that?

Captach: manall success lel
>Tonights the night
>drive to her house and park in her garage
>Walk in she has a romantic dinner
>Fuck this shit lets fuck
>after 2 hours of talking and eating she invites me upstairs
>Tells me its time
>we start making out
>strip down
>she begins licking the tip of my dick
>It feels so good
>Tells me she can't take it anymore
>tells me she needs my cock
pics or didnt happen
Wait for it......
dinosaur inc?
Share the sexy pics you fuckin porchmonkey
inb4 dinosaurs spaghetti trips to bel-air
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>The sauropod strides tonight
saw 2 days ago fake and gay
>Slowly slide it in and begin thrusting
>shes moaning
>MFW so am I
>After about a minute and a half I feel it cumming
>She says not yet and and takes it out
>next thing you know the garage door opens
>Hear loud banging and her husband yells "TeacherLady, Whos car is in the garage?"
>She pushes me in the closet
>he walks in sees my clothes
>Begins shouting "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS HE"
>Opens a dresser drawer
>at this she begins screaming "no god please no"
>BANG hear her body fall
>Fuck this shit close my eyes
>Door opens
>beg for my life
>In a deep rumble all I hear is "Its all ogre now"
>Mfw its shrek
oh look, its THIS thread again
yup gg
AND there it is!
Continue. Dick diamond erect.

Captcha: Lubricating kek
Yup there it is GG

Didnt even get to cum.
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>the sauropod is striding
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I didn't just kek, I shrek'd.
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Shrek is literally the most leddit thing right now. For fuck sake an hero
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Someone's jimmies seems to be rustled!
got better at the end, no dinosaur
>sends pics
>doesn't post them
Stopped reading. This is bullshit
Shrek just needs to fuck off. It was moderately funny for a while but when you see shit on facebook you know its dead.
Please leave.
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Someone please make this one image, the shrekoning was real.
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captcha: cum
Its not ogre till its ogre.
This story hit me with the force of a 747
This is where every OP fucks up.
>claims pics
>doesn't have them

Pics or it didn't happen.
This story is fake. How could you be macking on Fiona that whole time and not notice that she was an ogre? Plus why would Fiona leave the Ogrelord for some fag when she can get pounded by the Shrock whenever she wants?
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