So far, I'm only seeing GIFS. Oh well. When in Rome.
Yeah, everyone was flipping a shit over it. I watched it, and I was like, "So, you made this for no other purpose but to do the opposite of movie stereotypes with no heart or creativity whatsoever. Tumblr will love you. I'm watching the Thing again and forgetting about this shitty film."
I can't believe how unfunny this threads can be
I'll try to repar8 instead of compl8
Oh, i get ya. I like the John Carpenter version, since I read the short story that Carpenter based his cut on. Hokey effects in some places, fucking terrifying in others, but just plain fun to watch.
>reading something about imigur
those heart attacks and broken screens are well earned
But that's all it was- an essay. Better served on paper in some crappy opinion column nobody cares about. I think it was a boring movie, because it cared more about critiquing a laundry list of stereotypes than taking the audience on a journey.
What makes me really hate it is because Joss Whedon wrote it, huge numbers of people love it unquestioningly.
Did you even see the movie? It wasn't about monsters and shit, it was about the pagan ritual. It's an old story updated for kids of today that want gore. Also, it's more funny than scary. Get the secretly gay for joss whedon out of your butt and accept it as one of the few horror movies that aren't humping a dead horse.
I thought it was dumbed-down, not funny and overproduced. You want a good pagan ritual movie? Try the original Wicker Man. Now THAT was a good pagan ritual movie, not this sanitized Dr. Who bullshit that was Cabin in the Woods.
are gifs acceptable?
>tfw too lazy to fire up ffmpeg and convert to webm
Seems like this thread was infiltrated by ca-
cool, I'll dump some gifs then
Yes, The Wicker Man (original) was a good movie, no debate there, but I repeat, Cabin in the Woods was an UPDATED version for kids of today that like gore. Plus it has aspects of Tarot and elements of all previous horror movie superstars.
>only doing the trick to black/brown dogs
fuck nah, cuh
give em his treats
this guys right though. that spider is fucking obviously fake as shit.
you stupid asshats need to lurk moar and quit posting on my /b/ you ignorant cunts
Game over man, GAME OVER!
its covered in it, my god. my sweet Jesus
She can't even hold the weight of her hair.
>complaining about wasting time to prove someone wrong on the internet while wasting time proving someone wrong on the internet
>tfw I'm wasting time proving you wrong on the internet while pro
I'm using a big 42" monitor, literally jumped off my chair
you reddit son of a bitch
dont worry i got more...theyre all from /b so it aint totally my fault
homie got up was like "franks n beans, franks n beans"
What are you auditioning for?
Why are you choosing to audition on /b/?
I'm using a big 42" chair, literally jumped off my monitor
you're a fuckin moron.
No creativity? seriously? the movie was one of the freshest and innovative pieces of film made in years. You, anon, have just reminded me how autistic and pretentious people on the internet can be. You're just another one of those types that bitches that there's never any innovative movies, and when they come out you bitch how terrible they are. Clap for you anon, clap.
"killing rope is the sweetest thing there is"
its like someone did one of those face reconstructions on jack skellington
Welp I lose. I'm probably going to buy a Gumby suit though just to fuck with people when they're high.
>I will not date a man who thinks it's acceptable to tip under at least 18%.
I've worked food service. Some of our waitresses should not have been tipped above 10%, because they were bitchy and gave terrible service. Those ones should have stayed back in the kitchen with the rest of the assholes.
as gay as that was, it's still funny that it's funny.