Why are wasps such fucking assholes? Or insects in general. The only insects that aren't niggers are butterflies, bumblebees and bees.
>Hot as fuck outside, but decided to take my doge for a walk
>Stood by a small stream and waited for my doge to splash around and cool off
>Wasp comes flying
>Stand completely still and let him get on with his business
>Lands on my arm
>Still don't move
>That nigga fucking stings me, then flies up to my face
>Fuck this shit
>Try to swat him away, but it just pisses him off more
>Finally manage to get a good slap on him and he get dazed and flies off
Fuck wasps. Also insect hate thread
I lifted my fire pit top the other day - a little fucker on his nest hanging off of it buzzed around me.
Fucking hate those cocksuckers.
Wasps are part of natures executioners. They exist solely to kill and cause harm. They also just don't give a fuck.
All in all, I think they're pretty fucking metal.
Giant Cockroaches are kewl, too.
Don't hate on arthropods, bra
God damn it, the bug world sucks.
Theres this big metallic blue cunt of a wasp the size of your thumb that has claimed my back yard and always buzzes around when I make dinner for the past week
So far, we have kept a respectable distance from each other
Decided to do a bit if research on wasps not too long ago, turns out they aren't total fucking niggers. Select (albeit very few) species of wasp are actually decent if not great pollinaters and a few of them are just as friendly as bees. The assholish ones we all hate, mostly different hornets and yellow jackets, actually act as good pest control. So much so that certain social wasps are specifically used for pest control. Just thought I'd mention it.
Wasps are literally fucking useless. I hope I never have to get stung by one. Fucking fuckers are fuckers who are worthless.
Only time I was ever stung was when I stepped on a bee when I was like 8. I felt bad for the bee because he was only protecting himself. When I stepped on it It didn't even hurt much, I thought I stepped on a sharp leaf or something. Then I pick up my foot and see it pretty much dead on my foot and i just start balling like a retard
You fucking pussy
I killed a nest of those Niger ass yellow jackets yesterday. Poured about a 1/4 gallon of gasoline down that hole they called home and threw in a match. Insta bug bug jew oven.
It hurts a little, but luckily it was just an European wasp.
Glad i don't live in Japan though. Those Japanese hornets are some nasty fuck's, and i've read somwhere they cause the most deaths of any animal in Japan.
Also, Tarantula Hawks also have a nasty sting apparently
Yes they are most definitely the niggers of the insect kingdom. There's shitloads of them around here, I have instant-kill spray and wasp traps set up all over outside for their bitch asses.
Come at me, nigger wasps.
They fucking stink in massive numbers, and they all try to get inside in the fall.
Those fucking things.
Keep the fuck away from it. Those hurt so fucking bad. I found one in my backyard, drowned it, watched it come back to life after I paralyzed it with water, paralyzed it again, and then had to get a rock to smash it because I couldn't step on it. I had to put the rock on the bug, and jump on the rock to squish it. It sounded like if you took like 18 plastic spoons and snapped thekm all in half at the same time.
At least it looks cooler than being a bee wannabe...
Jewel Wasp muderfucker
>Stand completely still and let him get on with his business
>Lands on my arm
>Still don't move
He couldn't detec danger because you didn't move
next time try to wave and he will be scared, or he will leave after 5 seconds.
Moving objects could hurt them and they know it..
Cuckoo wasp ladies and gentlemen
>I think you forgot about the fact that they are a valuable food source for other animals.
So, what animals eat a fuckload of wasps? I've heard barn swallows eat a fair amount of insects, but anyone else?
Barn swallows are bros. Just look at that cute fukcer
Now imagine hearing this fucker in your house...hissing...
also who the fuck needs wasps. are they even useful? i think the only thing they do is be annyoing and eat some other insects. and moskitos, well they arent needed at all since they only sting
Had to deal with this shit in Crete on holiday D:
Hangin' around the pool and shit, all over the beach.
God damn assholes.
Honeybees are docile so they will rarely if ever hurt you. Hornets can be assholes but only if you threaten them. Wasps are always assholes and you should run like a bitch. Spiders are bros.
Why are bees such bros?
Had a spider in my room and i didn't even know
I didn't find out until there was a wasp in my house. It made its way into my room, but it got caught in a web while it cowered in a corner like the inbred faggot it was. Unfortunately it was thrashing about and hit spiderbro with a stray sting. It was still stuck. I held a funeral for spiderbro and made the asp watch from its trap. I let it starve and punted his ass out after i knew for sure it was dead.
While they aren't pure evil like wasps, they are pretty annoying. Especially late summer those fucks have a habit of coming inside at night and just fucking around in your room
I have literally no idea what they are doing or how those clumsy fucks even manage to survive. They just seem so pointless
Why anyone would hate ladybugs i don't know. They eat plant lice, so they keep you garden nice
Never had problems with them. Even let them land on my face. They just coriouse and fly off when nothing of interest is found. You're likely a nigger and your odor and color made the wasp mad.
You should look at some zebra finches, mine are the broest of the bros.
One of the bitches escaped so 2 of the guys built a nest and just kinda hang out together.
Wish I had pics.
I said be like waspe not nigger you nigger.
I saw one of these things dragging a dead tarantula down the street once
this is in the city of los angeles btw!
also it has the most painful insect sting in the world (after the bullet ant)
How can we craft that potion?
Jesus Christ. Glad i don't have those fucks where i live. Anyone got stung by one?
Also, who would win in a battle. Tarantula Hawk or Japanese Hornet?
By the Gods... Look, it got all tuckered out...
>wasps do pollinate
>they build nests out of wood and mud, similar to a bird
>there are social wasps
>a good amount of them are predators, do you expect them to be peaceful?
>they kill other insects, for example caterpillars which cause huge fucking damage, and also without fig wasps, growing figs would be impossible
I was throwing away an old grill the other day, lifted the top, boom, fucking basketball size nest of the fuckers. Luckily it was early enough for them to be dazed, so I just picked up the grill, pressed it over my head, threw it off of my second story porch and ran the fuck inside.
A long time back.
>10 years ago.
>12-14 years old.
>at condo pool snack bar drinking some water.
>some 6-10 year old girl is slapping her shirt crieing jumping around
>dance bitch dance.
>my grandmother is like "honey that little girls getting stung"
>she's going over to try to help her
>I ain't getting near that wasp.
>"MAMAW take her shirt off"
>grandmother tells me I'm grounded
>what did I do?
>girl wasn't even my type.
>wasp gets out
>wasp goes up grandmothers shirt
>dance bitch dance
>grandfather finally gets over
>tries to smash wasp
>wasp still in grandmothers shirt
>10 year old crying wanting mommy
>grandmother screaming and crying
>grandfather beating my grandmother
>I can't hear my fucking music
>this water fucking sucks
>I hate florida
/b/rothers, I givie you:
Vespa Mandarina Japonica
Japanese Giant Hornets.
They nest in cities btw
sleep tight /b/ros
OP is 100% right.
I need to sleep, but real quick here' some cool stuff about bees
>Honey is the only food that never goes bad. Honey can, and has, been stored for hundreds of years with no noticeable effect. The only thing that can happen is that if too much water gets into the honey it will ferment into alcohol
>In fact, honey was likely used to make the first alcohol that humans drank. Over time, most societies adapted their crops to make alcohol with. But in colder locations such as Scandinavia, where crops were harder to grow, honey remained the main source for alcohol. This is probably the reason that some of the oldest writing that is preserved from pre-christian Western Europe are Norse chants to summon bees.
>Another odd, and possibly pre-christian beekeeping ritual involved the owner personally going to the hive and speaking to the bees to inform them of any major occurrences, such as births, deaths, marriages, etc. If the bees were not informed, it was thought that they might leave or die.
>In ancient Greece and Rome, beekeeping was thought to have been invented by the hero Aristaios. He also was said to have invented a ritual sacrifice that was extremely widespread in the ancient world that would summon bees, called bougonia. This involved leaving a cow's carcass out to rot, because bees were thought to spawn from it's corpse. It's amazing how long this ritual persisted because it is completely untrue.
>Honey bees are from the "old world", Eurasia and Africa. There were no honey bees in the Americas originally. Instead they had stingless bees, some of which produced small amounts of sweet substances that were in some ways similar to honey, but in other ways not.
>Catholics were very important in the spread of beekeeping. This is because they needed a steady stream of beeswax candles. Beeswax candles do no smoke, and so they can be used inside churches without discoloring the ceiling or producing undesirable smokey scents.
>Bees can only see the colors yellow, blue-green, blue, and violet. If you see a flower in those colors, it is likely that it is pollinated by bees. Bees can also see a unique color that humans cannot perceive which has been nicknamed "Bee's Purple", which is a mix of yellow and ultraviolet.
>Bees normally collect pollen from plants to make honey. But if none is available they will attempt to "forage" from other sources. For instance, some bees in France produced green and blue honey after foraging in the runoff from a Skittles factory. However, if the source is anything other than pollen, the product legally cannot be considered "honey" in most locations.
>People commonly mistakenly call honey bees "bumble bees". In fact, bumble bees are an entirely separate group of insects which do not produce honey and have vastly smaller colonies than honey bees.
>A group of bees is actually not called a "swarm". The term "swarm" is only used for a mass migration of a hive all at once, following the queen to a new location.
My name is wasp, snd I hate faggots stepping inton my territory...I bit some faggot yesterday for invading my hood, shit was SO cash. You are all human and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
really. just don't fuck with the wasps, and they'll let you go right ahead and do whatever the fuck it is that you people do anyway.
wasps are all right.
these assholes, on the other hand. fuck. they sneak up on you while you're minding your own business, and proceed to casually bite a chunk of your leg or whatever for no fucking reason other than pain.
fellow /b/eetletard here, can verify this remark. We aren't the most successful arthropods for nothing!
very true. wasps go for the loud obnoxious scumbags, who probably were out to fuck someone over anyway.
if you got stung, you probably deserved it. wasps deliver justice.
thats some devil shit right here
be trekking round in guatemala. at some ruins in the jungle. standing in the shade of a tree. feel ever so slight brush on top of head. lowhangingleaves.jpg ... continue standing there. not doing anything. all of a sudden HEAD ON FIRE. an antire swarm of guatemalan jungle wasps stinging me all over my fucking skull... cause that wasn't a leaf that innocently brushed the top of my head in the breeze... well.. it was a leaf... but it was the lowest hanging part of a wasp nest, made of leaves pasted together with wasp jism... fucking scream like shit and run around smacking myself in the head going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! through this crowded tourist site of temples in the jungle. no one knew why. neither did i til later, i ripped off my shirt and ran screaming through the crowd hitting myself. head was red swollen football of inferno pain for 24 hours. i fucking hate wasps.
Wasps are okay though, OP.
Although these motherfuckers, these fucking shits.
They may look like a wasp but they're at least twice as big and their natural behavior is aggressive, so they just see you and fucking keep stinging you until they get bored of it.
Not only the sting hurts like a motherfucker, but it leaves you with a giant fucking swelling at the place where they stung you.
Wasps exist solely to fuck your shit up. You're having a nice time? Wasp comes along and fucks that shit up. The only thing worse than a wasp is a hornet. Those cunts exist solely to end you.
You can make a variation on it be getting an empty drinks bottle, cutting it in half at the middle (Better at about 2/3 up), filling the bottom section with something sweet (Antifreeze works wonders) and then placing the top half inside the bottom one upside down with the cap removed.
Wasps are attracted to the sweet smell of the antifreeze so they go in, but can't get back out
I used to think these where super mosquitoes, one time I tried throwing some wood chips at it in a playground (like handfuls at a time) but they always went around it so I was convinced it had some telekinetic powers.
They my friends brother killed it...
Cuz they are aliens, man. Just listen to what Tsoukalos says.
aaaaaaaaaaaaah... yes i made a similar thing to trap flies using trash can juice as an attractant. shit worked yo. so i left it there to collect more victims. then one day i realised it was not only full of dead flies... but their maggots, eating the soup of their parents... into the incinerator. shit was gross.
they lay eggs in dead meat, and their larvae eat it to grow, contributing to the decompsing of the dead matter in nature (what the larvae shit is a good fertilazer, and the larvae themselves are very important as a source of food for many other insects, birds and even smaller mammals).
In fact the common fly larvae are so good at their job (munching dead fleash, and only dead), that they are widely used in midicine cleaning frostibtes, amputees and other wounds where necrosis happened. Larvae wil eat all the dead flesh and leave the living one in peace, while surgeons scalpel will cut what surgon thinks is dead
I was with my friend going to the beach for some dank the other week, and once we picked it up we were parked at his friend's apartment complex waiting for him to get there to chill for a bit. For whatever reason, this asshole wasp flies into the car with his stinger ready; what he didn't see coming was the fist that smashed him into the driver's side seat belt before he could sting me.
> captcha didsum scarcely
>Friend down the street throwing 4th of July party
>Bee bros buzzing around some bushes
>Friend laying out little American flags across all the tables while the rest of us move all the fireworks into the backyard
>The last big ass American flag that we have is going to be hung on the 2nd story of the house in majestic beauty
>Bee comes buzzing by me
>Don't move, just mind my own business and continue carrying my end of the flag
>Bee moves over to my friends side of the flag, it is just curious
>Begins buzzing around
>Friend flips shit and drops ol' glory in the fucking grass
My 4th is ruined, we're burning the flag tonight for respect.
Fuck you candy-ass OP insects are pretty cool.
I'd like to see you try to say that shit to my level 78 Pinsar!
true, but they would need to be starved to do that. When they are administered on plaster daily and the nurse does what she should there is no danger. Als they digging in your living flesh could be felt and would be a good sign th stop the treatment.
I read that in case of serious amputations they can HALVE the recovery time and this is fucking awesome.
Well European Wasps/Hornets are pretty much the same thing, they build nests in trees/rafters/eaves, have painful stings, and are niggers.
We also have some ground dwelling fucks who i guess are similar to yellowjackets. Luckily, they are far between in years who had frosty winters, but if you happen to stumble near one of their nests, you are well and truly fucked.
My aunt was actually nearly killed by these fucks when she was very little (like 2 or 3 yo).
wasps are a nigger.
fucking horsehair worm parasite.
Those are fucking disgusting
Not disgusting but beautiful and has good way to survive.
I feel for your auntie bro, same thing happened to me when I was 4 year old.
My cousin had lured me to a place in which were these ground dwelling wasps, there was also a bee nest not far away, of course I got also stung by bees pretty hard, but as I was told, it was better like that since the bee and wasp poison kind of neutralized with each other, or something.
horsehair (black) or gordian (white) worms
insect parasites, fucking disgusting buggers
be very fucking warned
Lol, what a dick. I don't think we got those in Finland though!
Finland fuck yeah
I agree. Humans (westerners) need to get over their fear of bugs soon. They'll make up most of our diet in the near future.
This is sexy and beautiful.
But parasites, and especially mind altring parasites make my skin crawl. Their the most disgusting things in animal kingdom. Living only to kill in terrible ways things that let them breed and live in the first place
Their the most disgusting things in animal kingdom
I'd they're more suitable to survive, there is beauty in the work of millions and millions of years of evolution. Also there are parasitic plants too, they are pretty neat. But yeah i dig, it is kinda an underhanded why to win.
Guys do bugs have pain receptors? Like, in proportion to a human? I mean with bugs it's nothing but "Eaten alive" and "slowly liquefied" "paralyzed for weeks while the newborns eat it from the inside out", do they feel the same amounts a human would if we were wrapped in silk and liquified?
They are pretty god damned metal. So are centipedes. They're like a megadeth guitar solo in organic form
I have a horrible memory involving ladybugs.
>Be like 6.
>Catching grasshoppers outside.
>See what I believe to be a large ladybug on a tree branch.
>Go to grab it.
>It's wings open.
>It makes a terrible screeching sound.
>It has fucking teeth.
>Run away screaming.
I know a ladybug when I see one now but those fuckers still make me apprehensive...
yeah i'm kinda into bugs as food... i just don't want to outright eat an insect. yet. til i'm able to psych myself into eating them in their final form, i'll dry em in the sun and grind em up no problem. i saw a recipe for chocolate covered bees once. i have four hives. but bees are bro as fuck and i don't think i'd kill them to eat. too useful. also when you crack the top off a hive, dat sound... it's like some hypnotic mindfuck shit goes on. they are magic assed.
not hating it but look at this. its a moth. i was outside when it flew to me and landed on my shoulders. i was like : oh not again ( red shirt = horny wasps) and wanted to get it off when i realized it did nothing against it . so i picked it up and lost my shit .
a moth dressed as a wasp. whats that shit?i mean... is he pretending to be alpha ? is he thinking hell get bitches if he dresses like this ?
Yeah i get ya m8. I have a communal couple of hives down at my allotment. I put honey with everything. I dont use sugar any more. Insects are cool as fuck especially bee /b/ros.
That's awesome, proof of nature's endless creativity.
Only bug photo on my phone. Took it in Russia. Russian spiderbro
at least you can avoid wasps by acting all cool and not intimidating them
but those fuckers are after you when they see you just because you are there
Like the Clicker, the zombies from "Last of Us"
They are based on the parasitic fungus that was mentioned in the video I posted. Scientists admitt that there is no reason why, such a fungi would not exist for humans.
I have no problems with any other insects, but parasites make me NOPE hard.
like the guinea worm
or common human botfly
fuck those with all my might
>Checking out house with dad (wanted to buy it)
>Go to attic to check roof
>Hear humming, think it's a water heater
>Take pic related
>Fall down ladder and run out like a bitch
Turned out to be angry ass hornets
shit pic s gone >>554636981
proof that evolution exists and god doesn't
Evolution- 1 christians-0
Bees fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing.
Wasps and hornets fuck with me too, though.
Lady Bugs are the red and black spotted bugs that don't do jack shit.
Asian Lady Beetles look just like Lady Bugs, except they're orange instead of red. Those fuckers will ejaculate orange fluid that stings, stinks, and stains your clothes. And they bite.
Mud Daubers are mah niggas - they make tube nests out of adobe, sting spiders into submission, and fly them back to their nests, where they store them and feed them to their young.
I. FUCKING. HATE. SPIDERS.
>ask mom wtf those brown tubes by grandparent's front door are
>I don't know, anon
>they been there for years
>Start smashing them
>mom looks over
>WTF ANON?! THAT"S A BEE HIVE!
>think 'dafuq bitch? this aint no fucking bee hive! stupid bitch. think this shit a bee hive'
>thirty catatonic, red-translucent spiders fall out
>zombie spiders, standing motionless, except for the few that took a couple steps
>shit front porch
>wake up the next day, but it wasn't a dream
How the Australian population have survived, i have no idea how.
>Box Jellyfish: Most venomous creature on the planet
>Stonefish: Fucks you up
>Huge ass spiders like pic
>Motherfucking poisonous snakes everywhere
>Pretty sure you have some nasty winged fuckers
>Kangaroos that can kill you with a kick
>Malevolent Koala bears that leap from trees and tear your face off
Is there anything there that doesn't want you dead?
Sorry, that's a Polistes Azureus Fallacia ("Wasp Blue Fake"). Photoshop.
the koala's fake, it's just something you tell to kids when they annoy you
no flying things that can kill you, but we got pretty big eagles
also the biggest spider aren't the most dangerous, check the redback (got a shitload in my garage) or the funnel web spider
Fun fact about bumblees; THEY CAN FUCKING STING. MULTIPLE TIMES.
The whole reason these things are so mellow and uncaring about humans is that they know we are instinctively not stupid enough to fuck with them. Their sting hurts much much more than a wasp and they fucking know it. If you grab one of those beautiful bastards
>you are a dumb asshole
>you will get hurt badly'
Fuck yeah bumblebees. I plant 9 different kinds of flowers in my garden so I get 9 different subspecies of them all spring and summer long.
Also solitary bees, so cool. They're ORANGE and fluffy as fuck.
Are ants niggers?
How about beetles? What did THEY do to you?
Or Mantis and Grasshoppers? Glow worms?
Did you forget earthworms? Did an earthworm eat your sandwich once?
Would you like an earth without honey or other forms of nectar?
Did you know that it was the Silkworm that brought wealth to eastern and central Europe over the Silkroad?
Dunno what's up with insects where you're from but in Europe I do like me the ecosystem being so distinguished.
Maybe you live in Brazil together with Mosquitos and other deadly insects?
>Claims honey and pollen are not interconnected.
The honey we eat is a mixture of sugary nectar from flowers and their pollen that's been regurgitated by bees.
>Beetles are nasty
>Grasshoppers are fucking disgusting and eat crops in Africa, causing famine, and causing niggs to migrate here
>Implying earthworms and slik worms are insects
They all good niggas, should I stumble upon a nest or colony I usually leave reasonable sized chunks of sweet food as a sign of peace.
I don't see many beetles so I don't know much about them, I leave them alone and they leave me alone.
>Mantis and Grasshoppers
Same again I usally leave them be unless they are stuck somewhere. If they are stuck in the house I go out of my way to find them a nice leaf to sit on hidden away from birds and the like.
One that I had to put up with a lot are Cockroaches. I don't hate them but they used to really fuck me off a lot. Usually by waking me up in the middle of the night or just sitting on walls looking at me. I tell them first as a warning "You are free to stay here in my room, I will leave food for you in designated places. Just stay out of site and I will not attack you." Works out most of the time.