It's time again /b/ you might remember me from previous threads last thread i dented my fridge and my nuts wiht a bottle of chardonnay anyways will delivar
Eh. That should work.
Rolling for taping ice pick to the power tool, (Use enough tape to keep that mother fucker on there). Then jam pear onto electric ice pick. It should now rotate when power is applied.You will now insert this inside your anus, and tape down the trigger until the battery dies. Use beer as lube.
put newck-y brown can in the microwave. when it starts to let of sparks you have to devour the pear before you can take it out.
film this and post in this thread
rolling for this
also, mush up the pear and throw it at someone then put your dick into the head of the power tool screw tight and blast it
lie down in the road with pear in mouth, ice pick and power tool in hand, beer stuffed in your pants to make your dick look monstrous. put your phone next to you, filming until someone approaches you.
fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck all things
last one, i quit.
Sell power tool.
Take money to strip club.
Shake up the beer, and champagne showers on a stripper.
Throw old pear at drunk idiots.
Use icepick as weapon if shit hits fan.
Of all fucking things, he got a 69. Fucking wow.
I don't know if OP knows what he's in for this time. Cork to balls is one thing. But this?
This is bad.
>attach phone to your belt, pants, pocket w/e while in recording mode, so we can still see whats happening
>bring all items with you
>find a random pedestrian
>offer them the pear and just walk off
>after about a meter or two, turn around and throw the beer can into their face
>take out powertool and ice pick
>assume most threatening position you can think of
>yell "BETTER START RUNNING BOY/GIRL"
You definitely deserve it.
Neptune smiles on you today.
bumping too see what destruction I have wrought upon ops anus
>be 7- or 8-years-old
>be summer break
>parents work long hours, so grandparents babysit during the day
>be at grandma's house
>playing outside in the yard with brother when grandma calls us
>scurry over to grandma to find her carrying a box
>grandma chimes pleasantly, "Look what I found!"
>grandma places the box on the picnic table
>curled up in the corner is the cutest little kitten ever
>jet black, snow white whiskers, deep blue eyes
>he stares at us, but doesn't move; just stares with those dark sky blue eyes
>he doesn't react to our pats and pets
>he just sort of ignores us
>i have an idea so great that it would put the collective minds of all the great philosophers of history to shame
>decide to name him 'Sunny', hoping that if he has a bright, happy name, he'll cheer up
>kitten starts mewing incessantly
>well, fuck me, it worked!!
>figure the lil' guy's hungry
>grandma brings some cream in a bowl
>places the bowl next to the happiest kitten ever
>Sunny doesn't move from his corner
>Sunny keeps mewing
>Grandma takes Sunny out of the box and places him next to the bowl
>Sunny laps up some cream
>Sunny keeps mewing
>Louder, sharper, harsher
>brother tries to pick the kitten up, but he crawls away from him
>but he crawls away
>tfw chills up/down/inside-out/backwards
>Sunny rolls over on his back
>Sunny is infested with ticks/fleas all over his belly
>parasites packed so thick that we couldn't see his fur or skin
>watched them writhing all over him
>little me screams, "WE HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE VET!! NOW!!"
>mfw Sunny was dying while we smiled and played with him
>mfw Sunny stopped moving and just stared up at us with frozen eyes
>run inside, lock myself in the bedroom, cry for hours until parents pick us up and take us home
We buried him in grandma's flower garden in a brown paper bag. Roughly 20 years later, whenever I visit Grandma, I still go to Sunny's grave and apologize for being utterly helpless and letting him die so miserably.
>Pic related, looks like Sunny.
>R.I.P. Sunny, I'm sorry.
No shit. Hope OP's gay. Heaven forbid his rectum tightens around the pear.
OP, you don't ever apologize to anyone. For anything. Ever again.
Bumping for your win.
it didnt really work i think regular tape wasnt suficent might have needed duct tape but whatever i tried not much else i can do
new numbers 33, 43, 47, 50, 51
its not working op
OP, I like you so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you delivered and are having techincal difficulties. I am going to make coffee and have a cigarette. Back in 10.
Also for the numbers
If this is for the same objects,
Run naked through the nearest store with ice pick and tool in hands, beer poured all over body and pear in between your teeth
also, rolling for this>>554805183
heres a webm of the video.
aye would appreciate a archive we would
hahahaha this shit will be so win if its a good vid. the youtube video had me laughing so hard i cant wait untill a youtube moderator stumbles across that i dont want the video to be taken down but that thought alone would be so funny great thread op
bumping with pic