To all of /b/ who participated in this.
Seriously. You all are fucking AWESOME.
Guys sign the petition with fake emails.
Here is the one that tumblr has up right now:
We should do the schedule thing like said in previous post. Just register multiple blogs with different email and prepare a long queue (200) with gorey posts every hour in two weeks from now.
Oh man. A made up story of some fake cunt that wants sympathy? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
4chan featured on a website (THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!111!)
Hey guys, some anon in another thread posted this that we could do. All we have to do is decide on a date and time and we would be good to go.
they can't even take their own jokes
What the fuck did you just fucking rape my ears with, you little loser? I’ll have you know I got an A- in my gender studies class in my liberal arts college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret protests on the Patriarchy, and I have over 300 jars of man tears. I am trained in SJW warfare and I’m the top feminist on tumblr. You are nothing to me but just another misogynist. I will rape-accuse you the fuck out with blog posts the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fucking words, rapist. You think you can get away with rape-saying that shit to me over my fat rolls? Rape-think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of feminazis across tumblr and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the angry blog posts, maggot. The posts that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call 4chan. You’re fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slightly infuriate you in over seven hundred blog posts, and that’s just with my beautiful curvy hands. Not only am I extensively trained in womyn's studies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tumblr and I will use it to its full extent to wipe this misogynist website off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what social justice retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re being written about in my blog, you goddamn idiot. I will take my top off and allow my fat all over you and you will drown in it. You’re getting fucking educated, kiddo.
ummm just use whonix with a VPN that's registered somewhere like Switzerland or perhaps Eastern Europe and post whatever you like, even photographs of minors shooped to look pornographic.
i don't see what the problem is?
Tango down, fuck yeah.
Now someone go make a fucking thread where all of /b/ picks a date and time and we do pic related.
>hey people lets go to /b/ and post cute things
>surely nothing can go wrong!
God damn there's retarded, and then there's Tumblr.
Do we have any proof that JEWS are behind this yet?
>Oh the images! They hurt me so!
The reason we didnt set a date on the last thread is because we didnt want any tumblr fags to know about it.
There are tumblr fags monitoring threads. This has to be done in a range of days, otherwise they will disable account making on that day like they did yesterday
Keep on rustling those feminazi jimmies
Nice picture, I need to try that.
Already made 5 queued posts
You need to wait 48 hours from account creation for your posts to be visible on public tags.
Only the first 5 tags you tag will be public.
Gif is the most popular. OTP is a good one, too. Hit the fandoms and feminist tags.
I have 5 queued posts and counting.
We just need a dump date for them later in the future.
agreed- i was so entertained by this. kudos to everyone involved
>If a person with a severe mental illness is triggered, it could possibly lead to severe self-injury or even attempted suicide.
If you are at threat of killing yourself because you saw something upsetting, you're probably supposed to die.
she's still sore
Every month on the 4th/5th I'd say. Or just at random so they never know when to expect it.
Maybe if this >>554858831 happens enough (it didn't happen but you know what I mean) we might kill off the fucking cancer.
This. The entire 'you can't do X because it upsets me' is a pathetic, passive-aggressive way to control others. To restrict other people's behavior, you need a hell of a better reason than 'my feelings might be hurt.'
Proud? That /b/ fell hook like and sinker for a plot by /pol/?
Damn /pol/acks pretended to be SJW's to lure /b/ into retaliating, knowing full well we'd raid Tumblr.
This shit is how Terminator started.
>read in the name of the moon as in the name of the moot
THE DATE SHALL BE JULY 20TH TO CELEBRATE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF ADOLF HITLER SURVIVING ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
it's literally so easy to mess with them just make a huge post of bunnies, cats, cute stuff to "clean up the tags" but at the end of each one have a photo of beastiality/gore/rape and they will like shit themselves lmao
Nonono, they would be expecting that. Go for another day like in August go for the 23rd, Series 8 of Doctor Who starts then so the Doctor Who tags would be going crazy. If we hit them and the feminists then we would get guaranteed lulz.
Some of the tumblr sluts showed up yesterday in our raid chat and showed us their tits. Not everyone is a feminist on there. Heck, even I watch doctor Who and Sherlock.
I don't think you could automate the account creation, but Tumblr allow to post by sending mail to a special adress for each blog. Something could be done with this.
All over that in the IRC.
over 200 accounts will be distributed after 48 hours.
Wait a second, you were the one on IRC weren't you.
Why don't we get a femanon here to post on Tumblr that she was raped by 2 fat neckbeards who were wearing fedoras? With one of those whiteboard things.
It'll cause Tumblr to go into a frenzy over fedoras, and fedoras will start posting more cringe material by responding to Tumblr.
It's a fucking win-win.
>petition https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales Fuck that, everyone knows it won't do anything even if it passes. That is one of the worst "retaliations" I have ever seen. The better move is to sign their petition so it passes. They will be overjoyed when it does, thinking they have one. When looked at however it will be found out that most of the people who signed it were falsely doing so, invalidating their sigs. And even if they can bounce back and get 1k legitimate sigs it still won't do jack. Give them hope, give them a goal to work for, and then make them see how futile it all was. Also fuck you Mods, this isn't a call to raid. It's saying to sign a damn petition, not ban worthy faggots. This was for another thread but l'll put it here too.
We all know that. fuck off faggor, this is funny
Look at https://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/posting
Posting by mail
Something something automatic mail posting? With cron for people with their own mail server? I don't know how to add tags though.
Why be proud of something that was easy to do? They didn't even put up a fight. We barely noticed them raiding and we annihilated them. It's like fighting a war against toddlers with a tank.
At least 9gag put up a good raid with furry porn, beastiality and hentai pedophilia.
Has anyone started fucking up tags like 'Avengers', 'Loki', 'Thor' etc... there are a 'lot' of fangirls who get off on that shit
>mfw he writes the name "Nigger Faggot"
Hue. Sorry for kicking you lol.
I thought I recognized your name from somewhere.
/b/'s KD is now 1/0
Keep it up niggas this shit is hilarious.
>implying the based mods wont help us
If this bitch couldn't cope with her shit, she deserves it. Gg Tumblr. Go die in a corner.
oh this to fucking cute. Are they really that retarded? Lets keep going and see what happens.
3rd this. These faggets keep lurking on 4chan.
I've basically just been lurking this whole "raid" and laughing my ass off.
How can a website be that fragile?
Thanks for giving me a good laugh and making my tumblrina friend all panicky
I don't know whether this is false information, but there was a picture about it from tumblr (that I don't have)
But apparently Tumblr is going to be 'raiding' reddit like they did us on the 10th
So an Idea that was had was to 'slightly raid' reddit with them
After this raid we go to reddit and 'join forces' with them to take down tumblr
After we make tumblr worse then it already is, it's optional to take down reddit too, but we'll save that for a later.
So what do you anons think?
why don't we ever have a real rape thread in here?
>suicidal messages, real rape, and more
she(assuming she's a mad femanazi cunt) kind of admits the existance of "fake rape", if you understand what i mean. "real rape" meaning a woman literally getting a penis forced inside her against her will in a violent way, while "fake rape" is when a mad femanazi don't like it when a fat dude stares at her
>'Trigger' is actually a valid medical term that applies.
>mfw I thought it was some slang buzzword Tumble had made up but is in fact a real thing that these whiny twats use because they're all 'mentally ill.'
You know, since these people are all just claiming to have these illnesses just to get attention, I think what is happening qualifies as a public service if it makes them commit sudoku.
We pretty much have enough reactions to laugh at for years to come.
gets me every time
this is the best fucking phrase
All these tumblr posts makes the impression that tumblr is a containment site and mayority of tumblr users are autits who get bothered by the smallest things, and need constant monitoring by the tard-guards.
I think it's cute how /b/ thinks it is a "BIG WIN!! XD" just because they were capable of getting some oversensitive faggots on Tumblr buttmad... As if these Tumblr SJWs don't get equally buttmad about everything and anything on this website, raid or not. It isn't really that big of an accomplishment. I see SJWs getting trolled by their own fellow Tumblrites all the time and reacting the same exact way. What's new.
Is this really all we are capable of, /b/?
we r anonymos
we r lejun
we do not fgve
we do not frgt
I can't upload this, but this is much better then porn shopping.
We are capable of So much more... It's just that we don't want to wait valuable time/resources on them
It's like trying to put a radon graphics card into a comador64 it's not even worth the time
i'm even more prouder of you /b/! you got mentioned by jew nigger feminist ugly ass faced whore adria richards! bravo!
lulz….you guys crack me up sometimes. Thanks for making my day better.
>completely crushing Tumblr
lol 95% of Tumblr either doesn't know this shit is going on or doesn't care. You've just rattled a bunch of feminists.
Because summer sucks.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
it's this bullshit where they have a sort of 'panic attack' at seeing certain things, but really they just use it for anything that makes them uncomfortable, brb searching for a pic that proves my point but i was too dumb to save
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily.
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
"Well... do you want to go with me?" he asked.
>Impersonate someones spouse on the phone
Da Fuck? How dysfunctional is that relationship if a stranger can call you, and you can't even tell the difference between him and the person you're married to. lmao
They actually think that the "tumblr cleansers" are actually going end the raids
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
Be sure to sign the petition
Found it, there's more but the thread will 404 soon
you don't remember adria richards and donglegate?
some jew whore feminist rights "activist" tweeted photos of two based dudes sharing a joke she decided was inappropriate. she "checked their privilege" And got the poor sods fired
/b/ soon checked her arrogance and she went into hiding for a long time
she's really ugly, a gap in her teeth wider than the san andreas fault after two obese americans had sex on it
Hypothetically, if the Tumblrinas were to all stop posting, lay down their tags, and categorically state that they were in the wrong and they should never have posted, we would continue to raid them, right?
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
My sides escaped solar orbit today. I am proud of you /b/!