Been waiting for this kind of thread!
Seriously guys, this is my OTP
Tumblr girl cuts herself
Tumblr girl cuts herself
Tumblr girl cuts herself
R . I . P .
>mfw I saw this thread
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at the way it spurts out
I am very drunk and didn't even scan this thread but I am already of approval,
This one gave me feelings that have not come out in years.
In a way, it's true. It really is forbidden love. If 4chan admits they like tumblr, the stupid "feminists" win, not the actually females on tumblr. If tumblr admits it likes 4chan, they truly depraved psycho neckbeards have won. Two houses, two sites, one forbidden love.
It's ok. So am I. Atleast you know it isn't abnormal.
When you go so long without the touch of another person, you start to feel that lonely feeling, but what it is, is lack of oxytocin.
Your brain secretes Oxytocin when you make meaningful physical contact to you. It's key in forming bonds and emotional relationships. It's also why it's so easy to get addicted to pain killers.
Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual depraved, but mainly, just a bunch of people with bad luck and who've been hurt.
Fool. Now they have to prove you wrong.
shit like this cant be emulated.
look how fast the spurt direction swaps and ot gets faster as her heart rate increases the alternation goes faster, push, pull, push, pull.
its wickedly addicting, it makes me like cringe looking at the spray but the pooling is mezmerising
>Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual depraved, but mainly, just a bunch of people with bad luck and who've been hurt.
What you actually meant to say was
Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual people with bad luck who've been hurt, but mainly just a bunch of depraved ones.
It's a love-to-hate relationship with a large smattering of stupidity and taking things too far on each side. Can't live with tumblr, can't live without tumblr.
At least we both like reaction images.
we need a a fucking artist we're running out of pics
I don't even... Am I supposed to rape you or are you going to enjoy that? I'm so confused.
What if we really are tumblr girls?
your probably off the site but my theory is that most of the new people act like assholes because they think there supposed to. almost everyone does legitimately hate feminists though
Then it would mean the patterns we autists are so keen on picking up on are wrong and all we do is sit here and collect data. We are not wrong. If you can not prove it, you are trolling, thats how this place works.
We're not. I wasn't always like this. Someone very close to me did some horrible things when we were together. I've been kinda dead inside ever since. If love doesn't fill the void, maybe hate will, you know?
I see the unemployed liberal arts degenerates are hard at work putting those psych, sociology, and design bfa's to work by... making shitty outreach propaganda.
No, I reject his proposal. I don't love you tumblr 'girl' sorry.
We're actually normal (read as:majority of people here aren't psychotic/neckbeards) who just come here to be assholes because of the fact were allowed anonymity here, or some of us are actual dicks who come here for the lulz
Holy fuck my goddamn sides, I love this shit. Keep at the work my good /b/rahs
This happened 3 hours or so ago
Edgy tumblr girl cut her wrist
shes in hosptial now
I'm told it gets better, but I don't know team..
Some one needs to make a 4chan / Tumblr version of this.
I think Tumble-Fags need to realize when their no longer useful as idiots for the establishment, at the end of the day society sees them as just a bunch of side show freaks, like 4chan.
shitlord comes from Something Awful and when a subforum got shut down there, there was a diaspora of about 500 fucked up people who were just sent into the wilderness of the internet and mostly landed on twitter and tumblr. Terribly sorry but not even goons could stand their psychosis and now the whole internet gets to deal w/ it
I started to write a fanfic but i don't know if i should post or not, plus what should i include in the to come sex scene.
Biting, slapping, scratching till blood, hard/rough sex? Any suggestion? Should i post what i have so far?
God damn I need some oxytocin.
I had sex for the first time 8 months ago... hot, wild sex with a cute girl I met at a party.. still a bit drunk so inhibitions completely gone, that kinky thing even got me to bite her (which I was not aware was something I was comfortable with)
for the following 8 months, I haven't even had so much as a hug.
fuck that, I haven't even had a girl put her hand on me.
why is life such a rollercoaster.. that night I thought my life was going to be great, and this marked the beginning of a whole new territory.. boy was I fucking wrong.
I did the same, its not so much to fill a void as it is learned behavior. But when bad things happen, you develop defenses against it happening again. Being an asshole is a good way to filter the people in your life. Put up with it long enough, I feel bad and i'll stop and make up for it. No one that isn't worth it will do it.
SAVE ALL OF THEM YOU FUCKING WHORE, WHY CANT YOU BITCHES 4CHAN?
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she has a history of it though and it wasn't just because of anon, was just for attention.
>mfw /b/ shows a shred of humanity
fuckin hate you niggers but sometimes you alright
That and a load of lonely faglords falling for tumblr romanticism when in reality the avatars in all of these pics are jackshit nothing like the real things, but what I'm sure any channer wants them both to be like because we're all a load of lonely faglords and happiness is any human's ultimate goal.
Forget this shit, go out to a social gathering that involves your hobbies, find a qt, and fulfill your "hopeless" romantic ideals.
I heard the same. One day, maybe.
Once the fury will be suffocated with something else.
That's the right thing to do.
Because cp and fat transspecies transgender faggotry would slowly become the Internet, forcing upon us a black hole we would call...chumblr
>it would be a fucking beautiful failed project
It's okay anon the love of my life is gone forever I will never talk to her again and I will probably never fall in love again. It's been like 3 months since I was with her and I still cry every night.
Well here is the thing. If you can get past all the shit people do and realize its in our nature to be complete shitholes then it's not that bad. /b/ is where you let your instincts take over and whatever you want .
Well, me personally, I've been around /b/ for about.. 5 years now I think?
I think this stigma of "we are legion" type shit is just a forced reputation by the people who want to feel like they are a part of something bigger because they're life is unfulfilled. I've talked with anons here who seem like good people, and that alone only backs my belief that /b/ is not special, we are just another internet community with our own general consensus for an ideology, just like any other community out there. Nobody here is actually as cool as they want people to think they are, or as smart, or as funny. We're all just normal people struggling to get through the obstacles and adversity of everyday life, just like anyone else in the world.
The reason I say this is because, things like this whole tumblr v 4chan thing is actually a beautiful thing. It was a small moment in time where users of 4chan (I'm assuming mostly /b/), let down their guard and put away their pseudo reputation in order to make a connection with someone who they thought they hated, only to find out that they shared a lot in common. It's actually a perfect analogy for living on this planet. We all go around with our guards up, because no one wants to get hurt. Everyone wears a mask, and sometimes that mask makes you feel or act a certain way towards a certain demographic or race, or whatever, but when given a chance you can find beauty in the ugliest situation, and love in your most hated enemy. It was a time, when users of /b/ actually gave diversity a chance, and a lot of good things came from it.
Unfortunately it was short lived, and everyone sort of moved on. I think those who were touched by this epidemic were probably changed for the better, and those who weren't able to be a part or witness the miracle of 4chumblr continue to try and further the stigma that 4chan is the elite of the internet.
It's just the tip of the iceberg.
look at the way the joint doesn't flex when the 'arm' rotates, the position of the hand holding the arm not to mention this was filmed with an iphone in someones hand, which means the tumblrcunt in question would have to have 3 arms.
fucking QED nigger
It's like you niggers never heard of paheal.net.
Top fucking kek, gr8 cut too. I applaud the degenerate hamplanets lengths to hysteria it's willing to travel
She made me want to be a better person, you know? I drink a lot more than I used to, that's probably not good.
All over someone I shouldn't care about, someone that personifies what I've grown to stand against. There's a whole story but who's got time for that shit, right?
that made me feel ill
I can handle a lot of shit. none of the gore on here fazes me. chainsaw video? seen it. shotgun sid? seen it. that thing from chechnya? seen it. a pregnant lady dead and cut open and her baby dying outside of her womb next to her, umbilical cord still attached? seen it. etc.
this really fucks with me because it's just so god damn unnatural.
every instinct in your body, millions of years of evolution, are urging you to do two things: survive, and reproduce.
suicide by gun I can handle because it's usually spur-of-the-moment and they go quickly.
this... you're fucking shooting blood out and you're calmly sitting there filming it not caring about the pain response from your nerves, the part of your brain that is screaming at you for doing something that may well cause you to die, and telling you to go get a rag, put on pressure, halt the bleeding, call an ambulance, literally anything, yet you're sitting there thinking "oh my look at all my lovely blood, what a special snowflake I am. I'll get so many likes / reblogs for this!"
that just disturbs me so fucking much, nothing else can even come close. how the fuck do these people even exist.
It's not that she made you want to be a better person.
Generally, do you have things you like to do that aren't just hobbies like games or etc? But an actual trade? Something you went to or want to go to school for and do for a living?
Or do you feel apathetic about most things, until you were in a meaningful relationship?
The girl's doing this for attention. You want attention because the more attention you get, the more likely you are to mate. Cause if nobody knows you exist, nobody's giving you the dick.
Normal people really don't just sit there. That's why it's the lowest success rate, your brain literally just flips its shit and is like NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and you freak out and call 911. It's rarely ever successful because it takes too long and your brain pretty much just nopes out of there and tells you to stop trying to kill it.
>mfw the cartoon tumblr girl who represents a "community" of 0/10 landwhale dykes is depicted as a 9/10 hottie
and all she had to do was post a timestamp of tits asking for someone to give her d and make her feel important. She'd of had over 2000 applications within an hour. shes just psycho
Because the fucking 4chan mascot is any more truthful to reality?
Aaaaannnd I'm out of material.
Goodnight /b/ros, keep it going. Might be lurking.
Why do you people even fucking care if tumblr-femnazis posts on 4chan sometimes. People on 4chan can't even shitpost hard enough to arouse the attention of the mods.
Also femnazis autocorrects to feminism, kekeke.
I've got a job, a meaningful one, I'm a paramedic.
The thing is I know that she'd come running if I called her. I know she feels the same way, she'd drop everything to right it all, but, it's been two years. I still love her and I feel so guilty for it. We almost got married. It went to shit though.
I'm sorry team, I'm just rambling. I just never get to talk about it.
I'll take "Stupid Questions with Obvious Answers" for $200, Alex.
>ring-a-ding ding, baby.
I actually want to see this happen, anyone who types boards.4chan.org/b/
Will go to a new site, anyone who goes to tumblr.com will go to a new site also, you may choose anonymity, or make your own profile,and it would be called...
It will be chaos anarchy couldn't even dream of
Because, some users feel territorial over this thing that they consider to be a gem.
To a degree I guess I understand, for some, /b/ is a place where people actually get to be themselves because they are blessed with anonymity. In the real world, words and actions have consequences, and more times than often the person in question is usually oppressed by their friends or family to some degree. Unfortunately, more often than not they are more of the problem than the solution.
The irony of it all is that the people that complain about others shitposting and being cancer is that they are the shitposters and cancer.
>I'm sorry team, I'm just rambling.
It's ok coach
we're here for you
tumblr and 4chan are the same thing
If there's one thing consistent with 4chan it's that, as a whole, we're the devil's advocates. If this hypothetical greater evil was the common mindset and Tumblr's common argument actually made sense, chances are most of us would defend it. Save the edgy faggots that care more about Tumblr v.s 4chan than 4chan v.s ignorance.
Yes, in fact. It is.
The green anon dude is featureless, because he is anon. anon rarely posts selfies to /b/, and when he does he is ridiculed by other anons for ceasing to be anon and, at this point, sharpies enter poopers or gtfo. If the tumblr twats weren't so obsessed with plastering their own faces all over their blogs then perhaps I would be willing to suspend disbelief and consider the possibility that they really are a bunch of cute hipster girls. However, they do insist on shitposting their ugly mugs everywhere, so when I see that girl I know it is inaccurate.
What it comes down to
>offensive assholes vs. offended assholes
Then your issue isn't as deep as i had thought. Simply go at it again, take it emotionally slower, have your own schedule and things to do and as it goes on if will blossom again, if it isn't meant to be you will see the signs coming, and you will get the closure you need to move on this time.
Some people dwell too much. You'll never feel right if you feel there might have been a chance the relationship you put together in your head could be real.
>I've been on /b/ for about... 5 years now I think?
I genuinely hope you're lying to me. I'm popping in here to see what the fuck is supposed to be happening with this tumblr v 4chan thing, and I truly, genuinely hope you're lying to me that someone would choose to spend five years on /b/. Not even on 4chan, but /b/, probably the biggest fucking cesspool you can get to without going deep web.
I thought this board was a phase for most people, where underages come to act retarded before maturing and getting old of /b/ and moving onto a board that more suites their interests, or is at least fucking better than this place.
I don't think you are all aware that this is something that legitimately happened a few years back.
Male users from 4chan met up with female users from tumblr and had lots of sex. This isn't someone trying to force a raid, this is harking back on a moment of real triumph for /b/
Because even our mascot has a qt gf.
Actually when you think about it's fairly accurate.
He wears a suit because he is sophisticated. Our tactics for raids have been known to be amazing.
I fairly sure the knowledge of everyone on 4chan exceeds the knowledge of tumbler.
Tumbler is a child compared to 4chan.
They differ in certain ways on 4chan people arent always depressed or horny all tumble is, is emo prepubescent teen girls who channel their depression into horny comedy or whatever and fucking post it
You want to know what the key to all happiness is? Delusion. What makes delusion easy? Vagueness. The vagueness of certain words ignite abstract ideas and emotions that speak deep to you because you "know". Context to belief. This is what art is.
Calling /b/ sophisticated is like...something I can't think of, but holy fuck that is not how you describe /b/ or any part of 4chan or 4chan as a whole. Having "amazing raid tactics" doesn't make us in to sophisticated badasses. It makes us it to a fucking WoW clan that's memorized how to do the same thing again and again with better results.
Except that's not all of tumblr.
I see about as much bitching about the emo teen girls or making fun of them as I see of, well, them.
It really depends on who you follow and which tags you frequent. They have their diversity.
Well, not everyone is so pretentious.
4chan has a lot of variety, and when I'm bored at home with nothing else to do, shit why not? I'll browse a good /tv/ thread or go help out in /adv/ and fuck yes, I enjoy the occasional /b/ thread if it's not about some sort of nudity. Not everyone has to be so close to it that people being retarded is something that bothers them in their real life. People being retarded on the internet is everywhere you go, especially in this day and age.
If you really feel like a "normal" well-mannered and level-headed person can't come to a place like /b/ on and off for 5 years, then you probably need to grow up.
No, they were mostly users of /b/
This was before the age of /soc/. It's also worth mentioning that a pretty good majority of /soc/ users are still /b/tards.
Call her man, I wish I could call the girl I love, but shes gone, and there's no way she's going to come back. God damn I wish I could just talk to her one more time. At least I haven't followed her yet.... right?
no, they don't.
tumblr is just more personal, but the memes, the personality
"Hate" or as you call it, "evil" is just another way to be feminazi or to be offended, since we're "the boy" we react differently
but it's the same thing
this whole thing is just a waste of space in th einternet
You have to realize that people born in 2000 are now 14 years old and are probably lurking/shitposting.
The people that actually know shit are few and far between, the majority is just mindless retards blindly following what little directions they receive.
Faith is the most important part of happiness. If you are always living each day just to live another day, you will feel empty, with no purpose. If you have faith that living for something will make your life better, then you live with purpose.
It's why some guys say "she made me want to be a better person" - if youre a piece of shit with no goals, usually a physical relationship will motivate you, doesnt make you any less of a piece of shit though.
I actually think we'd end up fucking with tumblr and helping said "greater evil"
(Reddit only seems like the only thing to worry about, but they're like the Middle East, tiny, but may prove to be an actual challenge to make butthurt)
Guess what boys!
Chumbler is the new MLP:FIM
wrap your noggins around that one