This happened today
>25th birthday today
>out to eat with the family
>sister has baby with a deadbeat
>deadbeat comes to lunch with her
>starts bitching at sister for something dumb
>tell him to shut it and watch his mouth
>tells me to fuck off in front of family
>tell him to step outside so I can have a word
>calls me a pussy and to sit down
>punch him square in the face across the table
>falls back in chair
>blood everywhere from face
>walk around to other side of table
>family watching in horror
>on the ground still bleeding
>calls me a pussy for cheap shot
>stand him up by grabbing arm
>trys to swing at me
>checks me in the jaw
>smash his jaw with full force
>broke jaw screaming now
>drag him outside into parking lot
>leave him in the parking lot
>walk back in family staring at me
>sister yelling she hates me
>tell her to leave then with the deadbeat
>get asked to leave by restaurant
>leave without a care
>tell family "see you all later, thx for b-day lunch"
This is how I got banned on my birthday from a Chinese buffet
Any FemAnons wanna make my b-day write Drew on your tits, and if not enjoy my story
lol thx for that its PUTIN me in a better mood
Just got this story today, so I assume it's going on now.
>Cousin (lets call him rob) is with his GF for five years, been living together for two.
>GF wants to go to disneyworld
>Rob thinks, why the fuck not. Starts formulating plan to propose to her.
>Let me clarify, she doesn't do shit. He pays for everything.
>So, everything is perfect, makes normal girls into total saps.
>Pops the question, shows nice ass ring (I saw it, it was fucking nice.)
>Doesn't just gets shut down, Rob gets laughed at.
>Told she was just using him for his money, wanted to baby trap him and blah blah blah.
And that's how he got stuck for another two days at disneyworld with the coldest bitch ever. I feel bad for the dude, because he's a pretty cool guy. I told him to get an early flight and strand her at disney.
another nice story here
>femanon friend i know since birth
>having a boyfriend for three years
>father of my friend is a sailor, so they are all going together for a boat trip
>first evening on board
>boyfriend tells her that he betrayed her and has a new girlfriend
>needs to sleep two more weeks next to him
still can't believe what kind of moron this is...
like I said its just red and a bit sore, didnt break the skin
sorry to disappoint
yea its beautiful, I wish I could find custom glass like this
My only regret OP was that I couldn't be there to laugh and post pics
Good job Drew, from another Drew. Wiggers need to be shown that to emulate a violent lifestyle leads to violence and not respect. People don't respect nig-nogs they just fear random violence. He's never gonna get a good job if he can't fit his balls in his pants for an interview and your sister will dump him hard at that point anyhow.
Yeah. I need to get a new piece because my asshole brother stole mine. I looked on etsy and there're some great places but they're based in the US and cost quite a bit so I think I'll just go for a regular spoon... I am not a rich man.
Find a glass shop that's off the radar, they usually do. I know the guy who owns one and they have a bunch of crazy cool shit, bought a $50 handmade bowl piece from it. Post in a second. (usually don't use it since I vape and run it through a bong with an L-joint, more efficient and you don't get throat butter as quick)
yea i just caved and bought a roar instead of something custom. I wish I was rich, ohh the pieces I would have
Need to pay a visit to the head shop once I have money. Trying to sell shit so that I can get a new pipe, because I don't smoke any other way... I also have a friend who started selling so I have to decide between buying some weed for a really good price from him, or buying a pipe and probably missing the opportunity...
Well I'll let this die out everyone enjoy their day, feel free to post stoner pics ill keep checkin this /thread/ till its gone and posting to replys
im a sucker for smoking but I guess its what you want more at the time
The right is the bowl piece, left is a container I named Cherry Poppins; and you can actually spin it like a dreidel or whatever that Jew spin top's called. Bitch is tough too, dropped her 4 feet up onto hardwood, not a scratch.
DELIVERED OP. HAVE A HAPPY BDAY BRO
Yeah, I use pipes and if not a pipe, then a bong, but I usually have a pipe with me. I might go to the dealer and get the weed so then I have some for when I get a pipe, it's 3 grams for £15 which is half price... Just gotta get the money now...
Fuck it, here's my man-tit Drew. Happy b-day /b/rother.
Why didn't you beat the shit out of your sister too? She made a baby with this asshole!
people were bitching about my hand being on the wrong side. so yeah.
lol thx bud
dont have one nor do I have his book of face
>go into cheque cashing place
>skeevy latino teen sees my cash, follows me outside
>grabs my arm to try to drag me into alley
>look fat and weak
>actually built like a gorilla, and have shitty posture
>grab his hand and whip him over my head into the ground like a ragdoll
>stand there holding him off the ground by his dislocated arm while i patiently explain to him why he should consider getting a job if he wants to have convenient access to cash
I dont know his last name /b/ros, I know his first name is nick and thats about it besides him being a skinny tall fuck. I had to swing up to hit his jaw I know that
THX for all the man tits also gents
Well I've got a story to tell, nothing much and it happened to my friend. I'll tell it from his point of view
>be me 18
>going out with grill that is also 18 for a few years
>I'm crazy for her and I feel that she loves me immensely
>one day I find out she cheats on me with redneck faggot
My friend lives in Alabama, met him at LSU
>break the fuck with that cheating bitch
>claims I raped her and beat her
>everybody that knew us knew I wouldn't do shit
>banned from campus and arrested and tried
>few months later a trial, not guilty, mainly because there was no evidence besides some angry bitch telling rape
>back on campus and surprisingly everybody is cool, women still talk to me
>she violates the restraining order multiple times kik'ing me and shit, FB PMing me
>report her multiple times and the police and of course they side with the womyns
>about 8 months later the fucking 19-20 year old bitch has a 'planned' pregnancy with deadbeat while they both have little financial stability
I know right, after 2 uses it would probally change colors and just not be the same.
How does one smoke art?
>faggot 'disappears' coincidently
>bitch tried fucking begging for me back
And now I quote my friend
>"fuck you I am not your plan B! You fucking tried to ruin my life by claiming I fucking beat and rape you and now because your deadbeat fuckface 'boyyyyfrennnn' leaves you you want me back? FUCK YOU! I got banned from campus and almost got kicked out and by a fucking miracle I wasn't public enemy. Go fuck yourself cheating whore"
>multiple months later she has the twins with the father not by her side
>one of the twins doesn't survive childbirth and she is fucking ruined and bawling
>she drinks a lot now and the kid is taken care of by her grandma now
Sorry for the shitty story, just felt relevant to family/friends being assholes
Eh, sound like karma. Stupid bitches get shit.
Reminded me of my pipe.
I wish we could get some, the shit would make my bday
This is what I'm smoking when I can
Just recently bought an herbal vaporizer, that shit is fucking amazing.
Weed lasts long as fuck, no smoke, ash, tar, no coughing, no irritated throat, shit is fucking amazing.
The picture of that bud got me to rant
Happy /b/irthday nig, do the world some justice and stay safe
>also my vape
Pax still cost about $250?
kek, made me chuckle.
I just prefer pipe tobacco over cigs, a nice calming smoke.
Good looking pipe she is, haven't named mine still.
Though mine's a briarwood pipe not a glass one.
I don't make much (yet, collegefag w/ a job) but I live as frugal as I can.
what was the dumb thing he bitched about?
cause leaving that out of the story kinda messes it up. the odds of you being an overreactive brat who didnt get all the attention on his birthday seems about 50%...
my old stash, out now