Help me be a channel of thy peace;
That where there is hatred, I may bring love;
That where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness;
That where there is discord, I may bring harmony;
That where there is error, I may bring truth;
That where there is doubt, I may bring faith.
Fuck no. Besides, Tumblr will only date transexual genderqueer sexually fluid feminazi amputee far-left level four battlemages who wear Dorito-scented Axe body spray and have the facial hair of Hugh Jackman. Anything else is part of the patriarchy.
Rip off her clothes while she screams for help spouting how she's superior to me and her feminism and rape culture.
I dunno /b/ros I dig it.
But mostly because I date a tumblweed and she hates the feminazis. So I guess thats sorta nuetralized my blanket hate for the site.
She actually posted some gore herself. We have people on the inside /b/
After I'm done with her ill being her home for more, over the next six months I'll rape her day in and day out while drugging her up so pleasure is intensified and pain becomes pleasure.
I'll slowly weaken her mind untill she's only able to weakly plead for me not to continue even though she secretly wants it so bad everytime.
Are you fuckers serious? THIS SHIT LITERALLY HAPPENED 3 AND A HALF YEARS AGO! How new do you have to be to not realize that?
>tfw crush browses tumblr
>tfw I browse 4chan
>tfw people ship the hell out of us
>tfw she dyes her hair blue and looks like fucking tumblr incarnate
Through all this I will save her vaginal virginity.
One day I'll lead her by a chain outside and place her in the middle of town square, on loud speaker I'll make her beg to lick and suck on my man sword and I'll throw my head back laughing.
As I cum she'll turn around and get on all fours eagerly awaiting my anal penetration.
First however I'll ask her what she thinks of feminism and she'll respond " it's pathetically disgusting and utter stupidity, all women should want to please men like I do you. " and then as the legion of SJW feminazis who have been looking for tumblr-Chan arrive and form ranks to charge me I'll penetrate tumblr-Chans pussy taking her virginity for all to see.
Men will clap and cheer as I penetrate her, the SJW FNs will be paralysed as their triggers go off, they'll curl into a ball while they listen to tumblr-Chan moan for more.
As I finish ill pull out and shoot my sperm all over the SJWs and step back as they jump up screaming from the burns in their skin where my semen landed.
I hardly get on the twater, you think I carry one of those
That's what would happen
captcha: solution nigger
I only use tumblr to show of this Minecraft city based on 4chan I and a few buds are working on
Fools! This is what the Tumblr of 2010 was, without the hamplanets and feminazis! Today's Tumblr is nothing like this, so don't let your dicks lead you astray!
tl;dr just jack the fuck off to cool your heads, then get back on track with the raid.
sure, about to run dry any minute
Is there anything not terrible on the internet anymore? Like 2004 /b/ and tumblr? I always get too late to the party and miss on the good stuff. I wish I could be part of something from the beginning for once.
In all honesty guys, I have a tumblrite who wants my D and is a solid 7/10, should I hit that?
Yeah, you're part of it, the beginning of the end...
>captcha: productive sentifs
Frankly, the whole SJW mentality has infected the vast majority of the internet, so I'm afraid the answer is "no, there isn't".
BUT! Don't despair! It's all the more reason to fight, to reestablish a foothold of sanity on the internet.
Because Fanfiction has always been weird.I personally find it cute.
It was more than that, though. I was among the people who participated both in the raids and the alliance afterwards, and I can safely say that about 80% of the Anon who joined Tumblr at that time got themselves a Tumbly (don't bitch about the name, I didn't come up with it) within a month or two.
No, not "sanity" as in common sense. If anything, /b/ is full of crazy chaotists; makes me think of the Xaositects from Planescape, really. But there is a certain rhyme and reason to our madness.
their love child
Can any take over for a minute, I need to fap
Draw it, faggot
Fucking faggot upload in higher res next time
Spoken like true newfag cancer.
/b/ is madness.
At its worst it's a pedophile Neckbeard neonazi sociopath planning the next mass murder while he jacks off to traps and animugrills.
At its best it's pure beautiful evil.
I saved it till the r34 was gone, made sense to me
>tfw no qt tumblrina to have hatesex with after a fight over the war
It's not it's horrible and that's why I love it.
It's real now a false face someone puts on, that's why I love /b/, people are real here. They're honest about how fucked up they're unlike most people are irl.
theinterwebsseries.tumblr draws some nice stuff too.
stop that tipping
Yes... That's what we do here nigger.
We're all social rejects that have been fucked up in our development years and hate ourselves.
It's extremely edgy.
Are you still lurking? I found this.
Nah mein acoustic nigger this whole website isn't shit. It's shit if you want it to be shit.
Just have a laugh and enjoy what's here. Contribute what you can and just enjoy. It doesn't have to be anything, just fuckin go with the flow.
aight lets match them up cause fuck
>4chan + tumblr
>google + yahoo
>Instagram + pinterest
>cleverbot + wiki
>blogger + twitter
>youtube + steam
>bing + myspace
>pandora + deviantart
and facebook is the slut so she aint never gonna settle down
and fanfiction is just unlucky
if anyone disagrees -please rearrange it
I wonder if people have been reporting all the stupid death threats and etc to the fbi/police. I wish there were some way to see the face of the guy that has to read all these shitty tumblr and 4chan social retard emails. Making that guy have to read through all that shit is the real prize of all this.
I wonder why the rest of /b/ doesn't like 4chumblr
You know, if this were to be an ongoing fan fiction, i'd picture 4chan and tumblr being in a relationship like the comics being posted ITT, but then there would be a time where they broke up/stopped seeing eachother. Then about a year later they'd meet again, only tumblr-tan would be grossly obese, and start shouting feminist shit which would cause them to fight and break up for a final time.
It's a tale as old as time...
Tumblr and 4chan. Tumblr hates how crass 4chan is, unaware that they accept the world as it is, not the way they'd like it. 4chan hates how Tumblr is so uptight, unaware they possess the spark of hope Anonymous lost long ago. Perhaps that's why they're at arms so much. 4chan sees weakness, and Tumblr fears becoming 4chan. Deep down, they both want the same thing, but they'd never admit it, never admit to being like the other. There's loathing, to be sure, but for some reason they can't bear to hurt the other more than the occasional love tap.
Or perhaps I'm just sleep deprived.
Because the Tumblr it portrays NO LONGER FUCKING EXISTS. It was at least semi-true four years ago, it isn't now. This thread is making you pine over hambeasts whining about muh soggy knee, and it's fucking retarded.
Not in the picture, but I always thought ED and wikipedia would have pretty much the same thing going as 4chan and tumblr.
Beats my meat
Alot of boards talk about Tumblr every day, from love to hate, largely hate but still talk about T
more like the unstoppable retard machine of 4chan cant hold itself together for more than 1-2 days. the secret to survive a 4chan raid is to not give anything entertaining in return. any kind of reaction is entertainment
please someone, anyone, write something like this. I beg.
We're trying to remember our old tumblr you asshole, she died in a train wreck with political correctness years ago. Or so we thought, they rebuilt our girl and turned her into this.. this thing this repulsive monster.
We just want her back...
You think I don't know that? I was there for the good times. But it's one thing to reminisce, and another to take the wind out of the raid's sails by getting all nostalgic and soft-hearted.
That's what's BEEN happening for the past 3 days.
This is part of the raid, anon.
You don't know that these threads are started by Tumblr users to try and irritate us?
>they don't know we love it
I've been sitting on that one for years now.
Tumblr-tan is still hot as hayell.
because i used an xacto knife to score the ridge of my penis head, it now acts like a massaging tip that can create a reaction similar to rubbing a finger far up in your nose to make yourself sneeze, only with your vagina.
No. I've seen 4 years ago how this shit goes. Goddamn faggots go all googly-eyed about the prospect of fucking a qt Tumbly, and suspend their war efforts. Back then, it had some truth to it; now it's just false propaganda.
But we're not trying to take the wind out of the raids sails, maybe the OP was but we're just fapping to tumblr-tan while we talk about stupid shit.
Do whatever you want to tumblr, give the newfags something to talk about when they're like us so they can say how shit /b/ has gotten.
Hello, Tumblr-Vet Here
I see you people still (even after I gave a good threat). Still continue to talk about tumblr behind out backs. I've told you people, time and time again last night and earlier today that Tumblr will ruin your bullshit Imageboard every gotdamn day if you continue on your certain pathway. I have had 12 years in website development and 6 years in computer security. You people and your bullshit 2003 board is nothing to me and many people on tumblr who know how to control a computer. Moot himself doesn't even know what the fuck to do since he needs help with people spoon-feeding him bug reports.
>You people are nothing to me
>I'll make sure you people pay dearly if you cross Tumblr
>This isn't ranting, this is a promise
I have been using Tumblr for 5 years now and have gathered a good fanbase for my artwork. I can't stand that my blog is now trying to be compromised because of little butthurt little boys and their hentai porn boards. I've tracked down 7-10 people on here cause they were stupid enough to have their email addresses in the email field. I will make you people pay. This is the last day of peace this 4chan /b/ board will have. We have already talked in multiple IRC Chatrooms about how best to bring down this peace of fail. If MOOT needs to be SPOON-FED BUG REPORTS DO YOU FUCKS REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE SAFE. Majority of you will shit your bricks when you see 4chan down in the next coming days. My comrades have already trolled half od /d/ and /pol/ and now /b/ will be ours as well. Sorry but we have to show you fools to not fuck with us. NIggers we aren't Habbo Hotel, So stay the fuck out or get laid out. Didn't you hear Mark Zuckerber?
fuck out or get laid out. Didn't you hear Mark Zuckerber? Anonymous is dead.
>Moot is a faggot who needs Tumblr-tans dick in her ass
>greentext is so stupid
>switch to hashtags
>You stupid fools need death
Yeah, some are. But for the time being, that's just called "collateral damage". You can start focusing on them once all the SJWs are rocking in the corner of a padded room, mumbling a Madness Mantra.
k now ima develop the relationships
>4chan + tumblr, this thread explains it
>google + yahoo, been dating for a while both really smart and can be very competitive
>Instagram + pinterest, insta first had a thing for pint and really tried after a while pint started to fall for insta and now they be together
>cleverbot + wiki, clever had a thing for wiki and wiki never noticed it and he really found clever amusing and she was really shy so when he fell for her it was minda awkward cause she was really shy
>blogger + twitter, twit would always be really friendly toward blog and he was always shy, he always kinda liked her but seemed to get friendzoned he thaught anyhoe she gets really close to him and secretly she likes him and tries to be forward as possible and in the end theyr together
>youtube + steam , they always been together and they always made gay jokes and everyone liked em kinda that perfect couple
>bing + myspace fucking faggots
>pandora + deviantart, pandora had a thing for deviant and she picked it up really fast they hit it up soon and been going strong for a while
Who said shit about pairing?
I just wanna see more tumblr-tan rule 34.
Whatever the context may be.
Have her peg wikipedia for all I care.
came to find things about some dumb raid ?
which, btw, happened years ago. nice try
but all ive found is porn and racism
(also only on here still because my friend like this site. dont know why. he want me on here longer...)
War... War has changed, Tumblr is hated, but not all of it. Some like 4chumblr, I do. And like all things 4chan likes; it must be destroyed. For it can never truly love back.
You clearly spend a lot of time there, why else would you respond to posts that old?
March on, Comrade!
Destroy the Tumblr menace!
These are the Interwebs pairings
There was a 2010 war, which is where most of this art is from. There is also a current war, and Tumblr is losing. Badly.
Because most boards hate this place due to anonymous leegun/underageb&/false self rightousness/persecution complex/edgy kids who are new/just generally the people who primarily frequent here aren't good at conforming to the mold of other boards and it shows.
The fuck? I didn't even really understand your response, but you're naivety about the internet is really showing. Like, you, and most others like you, don't understand how the culture operates. You might understand how your small, isolated part of the internet works, but I think you have a huge misconception of how you think it is.
We KNOWN it's not the same, we're fucking remembering you dumb shit.
I hate the new tumblr shots and their SJWs and I've been keking since the third however I still want to remember the one that I used to know.
I think the sense of community that picture implies is adorable.
Legun has been gone for a while, it went to reddit.
Self righteousness and persecution is /pol/
Yeah the edgy teens and underage shit sucks.
Fuck the other boards and screw conforming.
you work on that shit faggot
i gotta do shit
like pick at my armpit hairs and smell them
A thought occurred
A war is between 2 governments using its subjects as combatants
Neither the tumblr staff or 4chan staff have said anything about this
Is there a word for citizens of 2 countries going to war without the governments starting it?
Guys, we can't forget about their kids, loli Reddit and Shota 9gag
You can't go 5 minutes without getting banned. However, a new secret chan has been made and it kicks ass even though the site is barely functional. An anon just leaked NSA documents.