I second this idea
we sent a frog to space.
send this motherfuckers to space
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Kill it with Eggs before it lays Fire!!
1. Zip tie mouth shut
2. Tie Jimmy to a board
3. Prop board up in yard
4. tape 90000 bottle rockets (the whistling ones) to board
5. Make sure all the wicks are together faggot
6. Light it
7. Opossum lift off
8. Explodes in air
9. Meat rains down on neighborhood
10. Everyone thinks zombie apocalypse is real
Or catch another possum breed them beat the shit out of the babies and continue to inbreed the possums post beating and several generations later create a race of super possums who are genetically ingrained to be bad ass and tough as shit
so is anything actually going to happen or am i wasting my time here?
>Go to store
>Buy a ton of helium balloons (30 maybe)
>Tie every single one to that little bitch
>Write on his fur with sharpie "?????? 7"
>Let him break the surly bonds of Earth's atmosphere where he'll reside in Low Earth Orbit until orbit decay does him part
go to game stop treaten to release it if you do not get battletoads for free
shoot it. thats what I do when I catch these fuckers
You don't have the choice of releasing it. You trained it to avoid traps now, it won't be trapped again. If you release it, you create a nightmare scenario for the next poor bastard that it starts harassing. Have to kill it
Clearly astronaut testing.
OP you make NASA proud.
I didn't think of that. Well done OP.
Possum Space program. Send that oversized rat to space.
Put a gun to its head and quote Dirty Harry
"You just gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya punk?"
Whatever you do op you will still be a sad pathetic cunt who resides on 4chin so either kill the poor bastard or let it go you sad sad piece of shit. Also if you are going to kill it try fucking it in the ass first you sick faggot fucker.
Show that even possums are better than pollaks. Into space get.
Lots of excellent suggestions. But if you're seriously looking for help, I've been wthat situation and would recommend:
1. If in the country, throw the whole thing in a full barrel of water and put on the lid
2. If in the city, Google for pest removal (typically a fee) or opossum / raccoon rescue (typically free)
OP send the guys at the ISS a present.
Step 1: Go to store and buy balloons and something to sedate the possum with.
Step 2: Sedate Possum
Step 3: Tie Possum up with string and attach to balloons
Step 4: Release balloons and take pictures
Dude just get like a shitload of balloons. Yes this might take a few hours a chunk of your day but think of the memory or bar story it will create.
"Hey granddad what did you do when you were younger?"
"Well sonny jim this one time I sent a possum into space howdy doody"
>uses words like dichotomy correctly.
wtf is /b/ coming to?
Clearly a rocket scientist and toying with us by saying he aint sending it to space.
Think of it this way. There are like a million fucking possums on earth. There have NEVER been ANY in space. This possum will be a pioneer.
Catch a snapping turtle, put it in the cage with the possum, and film what happens.