4th thread? 4th thread.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
*** FACTS SO FAR ***
>con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)
>vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason
>Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation
>people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel
>Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500
>Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes
>Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables
>there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
>some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted
>DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
>people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)
>it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam
>last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks
>nobody knows where it went
>most of their contracts were verbal only
>rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down
>4chan's involvement except for /pol/tard pissing in ball pit mostly unknown
>tumblr hambeasts already blaming in on /b/
I CANT TELL IF THIS SHIT IS A JOKE. LIKE FOR REAL I HAVE NO IDEA.
".. attempted to compensate disappointed ticket-holders by offering them an “extra” hour in a children’s ball pit."
LIKE YOU CANT EVEN WRITE THAT SHIT
OP here, gonna dump some pictures posted so far
>/b/tards have already made a meme of the fucking ballpit
>most of their contracts were verbal only
Take that with a shovel of salt. Worked Functions at a Rydges for a year, and under no circumstances would someone make a "verbal" contract. That's first day "here's a list of things you can do to get burned" shit.
OP is a pretty cool guy.
OP here, archived threads here
The new queen of /b/.
When you can scam 17 grand from tumblrfags, you earned that shit.
No one's posted this treasure yet?
Wow, these tumblr people are fucking brain wages or some shit. They're all excited about dashcon 2015, and still having fun after a shitty weekend? What the fuck? I might kill myself tonight.
>people on tumblr want to have a convention with tumblr famous and actual famous people at it
>lost of people buy tickets and fly to a different state for the convention
>convention sucks ass
>they have a kiddy pool with balls in it covered in piss which is their "ball pit"
>a "game room" with one tv, one console, and like no games
>none of the famous people show up because the convention planners didn't pay them
>everyone who is attending ends up having to pay for their own rooms even though dashcon said they would all be payed for
>suddenly dashcon needs $17,000 to pay the hotel
>they have a quick kickstarter thing and raise the money
>hotel says they never asked for more money
THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD
POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR HELL REK UR MUM
>pic is hilarious, hambeast administrators at the con warning about the /pol/ guy pissing in the ball pit
That moment when I recognize a few friends in the video that that one guy from /pol/ made playing in the ballpit.
>mfw I was considering going and now I'm glad I didn't
I live right around the corner from where they were having their stupid little convention.
I planned on doing something truly awesome for the lulz, but, I'm a heroin addict, so getting heroin comes first and when I heard about how they were dumping their money into that shit, I walked around with a bucket and a tag around my neck and asked for contributions.
I spent 15 minutes there. 5 minutes collecting $68 and the other 10 minutes choking an underage bdsm panelist or whatever until she puked hotel mints all over me.
It was awesome. I can't wait for the next dashcon.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ballpit, you pissed in it? you mother fucker! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of shitty cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my fucking tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning shitty cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
i don't think so, it's gonna be fucking gold
so fucking funny, tumblrfags who never had a real job that matters(everyone trys to start or work somewhere in art) and bitch about not getting treated fair and with respect do a con and nothing gets done professionally and becomes a cringefest....who would have expected it
Shit that sounds fun as hell I'm going next year
>tumblrfags conspiring it's 4chan
Now that we know that the toilet are overflowing, do you think there could be a way we could slip food with the heaviest laxatives we can find into whatever food storage they have located?
>for the safety of your health
How touching, he/she/xe is genuinely concerned about my health. Maybe I'll keep my health at home so that nothing bad can happen to it.
Someone on the last thread asked for this, so here's a crudely edited shitsmear that's probably already been done better somewhere else by the time I type this.
>4chan did it
the consensus right now is that 4chan just fucking leaned back and watched while the tumblr hambeasts did the whole job of fucking the con up themselves
>Please stay out of the ball pit for the safety of your health
>for the safety of your health
>safety of your health
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/pol/tard goes to ballpit, makes the autists scream "free palestine" and then goes DEATH TO ISRAEL
I say post shit claiming 4chan was behind the whole thing on Tumblr and watch the ensuing shitstorm. Sounds like they're already practically talking themselves into it, just gotta give them a little push.
Yep she was kind of a qt too...
But I just wanted to go get high. So I was trying to gtfo with my $68 dollars which isn't bad for 5 minutes work.
I wanted to go back to get more money to get more drugs, cause, y'know, that's kind of the nature of the beast, but I fell asleep and it looked like things were starting to wind down.
But hey there's always next year right?
Some guy from /pol/ pissed in their ball pit. That was all we needed to do.
I bet youve been waiting for months to say that. And it's not /b/ doing it you fucktard, /b/ is only a pool to pull people from. You have no idea how this "internet" shit works, do you?
even the rest of tumblr is making fun of these faggots
Someone made this... The item was removed unfortunately.
My sides are in orbit because of this motherfucking thread, but this picture...
...this picture destroyed my sides
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find scamming people to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I need to see that pissing in ballpit video
I really wish that this were a real post and not someone pretending to be an outraged person.
Actual SJW is like actual altruism. It doesnt' exist. So,
you're dumb for trying.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ballpit, you pissed in it? you mother fucker! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of shitty cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my fucking tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning shitty cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah that's probably more accurate
I was collecting money from her group of friends and she just looked like she could use a good choking.
I said to her straight out "you want me to choke you, don't you?" And she didn't say anything. One of her friends was like "do it!" But I don't know if she was saying that to me or to her friend, as in, "let him do it!" (to her) or "do it choke her!" (to me) but that's how I took it so I choked her for a little bit and everyone seemed to really like it but then I had to go.
She didn't really "puke" per se but she spit up a little bit and I didn't realize I got any on me until I got back in the car and could smell the hotel mints and I found the stain on my shirt
Yeah man, I have an extra one lying around. This image has the code for it.
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL ballpit wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The Dashcon isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack man-childs randomly, then you'd be going to jail
3) What is a Ballpit doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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Maryland sucks, yo.
OP here anon, no worries, I'm archiving this one just like the last 3
This is the last thread I'm making though so if you niggers wanna have another and make more tumblr rage material, have a go
make sure to save the pics and the thread facts above
Hello everyone i have made what i believe, to be an accurate representation of dashcon.
>I will skin you
tumblr: A place of love and peace
THERE IS NO END OF TUMBLR STUPIDITY
Calm down bro want a extra hour In the ball pit?
GUYS NEW THREAD COMMEMORATING OUR COMRADE THE BALL PIT
OP here, thread is coming close to being pruned
this is the last thread I'm making tonight
feel free to make another one
thanks for all the massive amounts of lulz, keep making tumbrl rage pics and tags
>sides were split
>make tubler account
>"hey guys were having another dashcon!"
>"its gonna be here, at this time, on this date"
>collect monies from people that are dumb enough to fall for it
im really high right now, so idk if this would work or not, being that most tubolard users are fucking retarded, i think they would go for it.
Can you see Stoya or is it saying you need a diamond account?
Please tell me there's either footage of the /pol/ack pissing in the ballpit or people frolicking in the ballpit only to realize that someone has pissed in it.
Why are all these young adults sitting around in a toddler ball pit?
I'm... genuinely disgusted.
Pic related, it's apparently the true form of millennials.
If these people are the future... we're FUCKED.
... There's like two fat people, and they're not even that fat. Wait, wait, three. Three fat people.
Not defending them, just use a different word. Faggots, autists, whores, whatever. Just be observant man.
17k on top of what they got from ppl buying tickets. /b/tards scammed tumblr pretending to be tumblr fags. no one was booked for events the hotel supplied the ball pit and bounch house for free yet the ppl running this shit were charging ppl money if you did not have a vip shit