Dashcon Thread #6
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g [Embed] ...
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD
POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR HELL REK UR HOLE FAMILY
Posted in the other dealy, but I'll post it again.
Dashcons Forums are up and don't require registration.
They currently only have 27 active topics, most of which are people trying to pawn off their tickets.
this honestly makes me extremely sad to see.
Might just be the mushrooms talking, but goddamn i actually wanted this to happen.
For posterity. Ignore Embeds. Too lazy to edit out.
Mentality of 4 year olds. Blame the 4chans for their grand, all-encompassing idiocy and rampant retardation
>TOTALLY NOT ASKING FOR IT
>OVERLY SEXUALIZED MEDIA
>has an orgy and publicly posts about it
That's all i've got, should be enough to kickstart the thread
wait... there was an orgy?
how....what... i dont get it.
what was this dashcon exactly, I thought it was just one of those regular hugbox-gettogethers.
do tumblrites just sit in a pissy ballpit and then go to the back room and fuck?
i just dont get this anymore.
Shortened for your pleasure
>Some tumblr fags want to do a convention
>They get a building
>All the guests jump out
>Decent amount of people show up
>All they have is a bouncy castle and ballpit
>And apparently a bdsm station, idk
>They nigger up 17k to pay the hotel
>Nobody knows where the money went
>Sheeeeit, jews took the sheckles
>/b/ making fun of the ballpit
>Hebe goldstein on youtube pissed in the ballpit
The only highlight seems to be /pol/ pissing in the ball pool. No one cared about it til then
>ass backwards slide-whistle cunts and manginas expect people to give a shit
>nothing happens because no-one gives a shit, or about 99% of those people on that site is for ironic shitposting
Tumblrbumblefucks at their finest.
replace the underscore with a . and your in just like that you get watch some gaia girl talk to her fans and its been a good while since anyone been to that site to troll so why not now?
Does anybody have a mirror for the video of the pissing in the ballpit?
tumblr post of someone involved in the planning of the con:
sounded like a clusterfuck from the start
Watching Hebe's videos, my favourite is the one in which he strolls over to "the quiet room", sees a single autist sitting in a room alone
I can't believe these people actually crawled out of their holes
you really want to watch a bunch of socially awkward brony shutin neckbeards fondling each other?
previous threads archived here
top fucking lel
hamplanets need no help fucking up their own convention
Well there WAS a rape orgy. You see, a few of the castrated men that did show up to offer praise to the absolute-perfection that is the feminist gods, happened to glance at a few trans/otherkin/fluid sexual at the conference. The signalboosting that fallowed caused every "entity" that was charged with SWJ energy to be raped by millions of dicks all at once.
One of those evil seed-spewing, misogyny-launchers, had crabs attached.
How can those effected not deal with the deaths of millions of psi-transdimentional crabs on their conscience? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Some broad posted her experience volunteering for Dashcon early on.
>>...The way the committees were formed was absolutely fucked up, they literally put an open call on the blog and said “WHO WANTS TO FORM A COMMITTEE TO HELP US RAISE FUNDS?” they asked no questions whatsoever.
>>...I ended up becoming head of a committee just by asking to be since no one else had formed one for that particular fandom. They asked me to recruit people.
The way she describes it, it sounded less like a con organization and more like some fucking Pyramid Scheme. Can't believe none of the tumblrfags who volunteered didn't recognize it for the scam that it was.
Why do these threads keep dying?
Also, I need the uncensored version of this pic for tumblr
even better I'm OP from many threads back
so suck a nigger dick plz, this shit is side annihilating
My hambeast femnazi tublerite senors are off the charts.
The other funny thing was the BDSM meeting where they let in the minors. all fat ugly feminists, but it is good to know , if you ever become so fat and ugly that no man would have sex with you , there are still some sadist that will use you as a punching bag for their enjoy men, and remember feminism says that is empowerment.
>committees for each fandom
did these landwhales take their public event organization tips from fucking animes or something? holy shit.
>i was rape and crabs got
>i did say yes and actually meant it but i'm having second thoughts, so rape
I am not suprised. After all, a few tumblr-fags payed 17K to sit in a pile of balls and get denied any form of pleasure.
That must have been ONE HELL of a BSDM turn on.
"Oh yea, DON'T give me my monies worth. OH GOD YES, don't have anyone show up. I AM EDGING, don't preserve any dignity by asking for more money just to buy pizza!"
*wave of cum engulfs the crowd*
Even if we did, there would be some problems, since there were apparently 14 year olds
Yeah, it's from the original thread, I just used a mass downloader, it probably makes more sense in context, the thread is on 4archive
probably my favorite OC in these threads
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>>did these landwhales take their public event organization tips from fucking animes or something?
That's why it smells so much like a pyramid scheme to me. The idea of multiple committees is another layer of labor for the con heads to dupe to do all the work and raise money.
Volunteers -> Committee heads -> Con chairs -> Con CEOs.
it's real, and it's both funny and disgusting
check the sources in OP's post
wtf would these panels even have talked about??
"so in order to make your tumblr page it's optimal potential, visit this geocities website that has a bunch of copy-paste HTML codes for your disposal.
>soulless legal intern
>internet detectives her way into a clerical loophole
why the fuck am i not surprised. women working with anything to do with law/finances are subhuman, unapologetically manipulative shits.
They let anyone who messaged and asked run committees. Most dissolved long before the con. One 13 year old got kicked off her committee and started posting suicidal shit. This whole thing was wild from the start.
Hey /b/, what do with $17,000?
I was at Minecon, all kinds of autistic little shits running around and some of the questions at the panels were fucking horrible. But it was much better than people make it out to be. Any con you go to nowadays is going to be filled with retards, you just have to look around them.
Dashcon is a whole other level.
How would that even be possible? Every kid on tumblr needs at least 10 minutes just to explain their sexual orientation.
>MFW InternetAristocrat makes his fucking video on this shit
It is so going to be pointed out that everyone at tumblr con is fucking white.
Whtite guilt faggots who want to whip themselves for being white all because some stupid fuckign academics think white privilege is a thing and have been running a convention FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS ON WHITE PRIVILEGE
" In place of the Night Vale show, a group of Night Vale fans put on a "Character Q&A" where they fielded questions from the audience as if they were from Night Vale".
FOR FUCKS SAKE EVEN 4CHAN HAD AN INTRO VIDEO THAT WAS AWESOME!
(back in 2006)
Link - http://www.4chan.org/flash?file=4chan_otakon2006-low.swf&title=The+4chan+Otakon+2006+Panel+Intro&w=640&h=480
>Tumblrfags get scammed
>Organizers point blame at us
>We've now got double the cringe OC
We didn't even have to lift a finger this time
I actually like Night Vale. The episodes are dodgy at times but mostly entertaining and the writing is decent.
>cosplaying as fucking podcast characters
I didn't know the fanbase was this pathetic.
Holy shit. Tumblr is literally cancer.
I saw that kid walking around the convention hall. Incredible.
At Notch's panel (which I was at) there was some 19-year old autist chick that handed notch a card with her dad's server IP on it. The server was later whitelisted because people kept raiding it. It was funny
New rule: If your convention has a ball pit and is not aimed at 4 year olds...
It is now a convention for autistic support and the well being of anyone with the IQ of women that cannot function in normal society.
(This includes severe downs syndrome sufferers and comatose patients. You know, for equality)
the upper floor tends to have many of these tumblrwhales for some reason... punching bags and what not.
retarded child acquires tumblr account, and graduates doing porn for kink.com
Night Vale sucks and Joseph Fink is a white knight piece of shit
stupid tumblr fandom shit.
here are some actual panels for example
>>Proper British Quiz Show: Your very own in house British quiz show! Audience members participate in a fun-filled hour and a half of quirky humour and awesome questions!
>>Analyzing the Odinson's: An in-depth analysis of both Thor and Loki from Marvel Cinematic Universe, and of their relationship with each other and their parents. We will look at all contextual clues to examine Loki and Thor's relationship prior to the events of Thor, and how those influenced both brothers. We will also examine how Odin has influenced both men and their actions throughout the movies. Information from Thor 2 will be added once the film is released
>>British Men with...CHEEKBONES: Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant...we all know how addicted you are to those faces and those impeccable cheekbones. Fangirl with others over how much you can’t live without those, and others, beautiful faces.
>>Homoerotic Subtext - From Supernatural to Sherlock, Harry Potter to Teen Wolf, every fandom has it! Destiel, Johnlock, Drarry, and Sterek. You have a fandom, we can find you one, you’re very own gay pairing! The discussion of how each fandom undoubtedly has some homoerotic subtext, and how much we cannot get enough of it.
you don't understand,
the ball pit chooses where it goes.
the best we can do is stay out of its way.
>Ball Pit in BDSM room
>Not BDSM in Ball Pit
>mfw id put my dick in that blonde, but only from behind
So does anyone actually know what happened with Steam Powered Giraffe performing? They seem just as autistic as anyone else in the convention so I doubt they would of bailed just because of that. Did they really bail because they didn't have the money ready?
Well, considering that is more like $60,00 or $70,000 thousand, I would say fuck right off.
17 grand in big bills like that wouldn't even fill a shoebox, son. Get real.
pic related, i got 6 grand right here.
>gore and rape is the reality of vast majority of people on the planet
>sees 3 pics
lol Tumblr feminists confirmed for sheltered suburban white kids
>11 year old in a collar and leash
>minors in BDSM booth
>organizers are somehow still not busted
All tumblr warriors
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Up until now I thought this was a failed brony convention. But this has nothing to do with bronies, I dont know why they called it dashcon but this is fucking hilarious. BRONIES can organize a convention better then these people
I'm gone for three days and this shit happens. When did this happen?
DashCon2: Son of Dashcon
Or Electric Boogaloo
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Strippers, poles, booze, maybe even drunk strippers on poles... NO FEDORAS, but most importantly, IT WON'T SUCK.
Call the fbi and say that we got triggered
Is it funny to anyone else that they were losing their minds over us just posting pictures and then they actually encourage putting minors in real sexual situations?
There's also this. I know practically nothing about the law system of the U.S. but this looks more than enough to get their asses busted.
It won't, but apparently the 14 year olds will.
>boss: “why are you at tumblr prom” to which I responded, “I didn’t go to the panel about knotting.”
HAHAHA oh fuck.
It would be really easy. Just call the hotel, say you are a 14 year old girl/boy and you were violated by adults in a "BDSM room". they tugged on your cock or put things in your ass. say you want to call the police. have them handle the whole thing.