Just puttin my balls on things. What should I do next?
Put them in your neighbours letterbox and knock their door
Shave your fucking balls THEN take pictures
WELL FINE FUCK YOU GUYS TOO AND GO TO BED YOU FUCKING SISSY FAGGOTS OMG FUCKING CUNTS LOLOLOL!!!! AT LEAST I DIDNT GET TAKENED BY CANDLEJACK, HE WOULD HA
Put them in mouth (^; Mmmm I love dangling balls. Really wish you'd shave if you want a hot girl like me slapping them on my face.
I LOVE big fat stinky weiners im my poopie hole (with pic)
Do this instead: >>556668237
LOL! I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS YOU! I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR BROTHER/UNCLE/FATHER (whichever she has)! Can you pass these messages along to him?
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN ALL FUCKING HISTORY OF /B/ THAT I WILL ACCEPT OP NOT DELIVERING.
YOU'RE A HERO, JUST GET LAID TONIGHT, IT'S SO FUCKING EASY.
rolling for this: >>556668474
after the annoying bitch comment, he will have to be one hell of a smooth talker to get out of this one. apologizing will not work. you have to go full tilt. call her a dirty slut and tell her to come to your house if she wants that honey bun and butt play
Honey Buns are high in transfat try to edjucate her on the dangers of obesity
GET THE PUSSY FAGGOT. THEN POST PICS FOR US.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
just go and get laid.
We got out laugh
OP, you were the op that delivered untill the very end.
please, please just go and get laid.
we are proud of you
Shave your nuts, you primitive fucking neanderthal.
OP, stop what you're doing right now and listen, okay?
>Go to the nearest store that sells honey buns
>Take said honey bun to bitches house
>Stick penis in pooper
Say, "Bae pls..., stop playing with me. I really don't like the thought of travelling all the way to you, giving you a honey bun, only to find out that you was 'just joking', will you really give up the booty?"
People will sing of this thread. OP you glorious faggot.
>mfw when i just realized OP said
"Shave the callouses off your feet then send me the stale shavings to mix into some icyhot. I wish to use it to jack of to your pictures" and still got laid.
This is the definitive proof that it doesn't matter what you say to a girl.
Let this be a lesson to all of us.
/b/ accidentally got OP laid
THIS IS WHY OP MUST DELIVER
NOT FOR US
Come on. we need more than an archive.
The day op delivered and /b/ accidentaly got him laid?
we need somebody to screenshot the key moments so this can be posted anytime on "wins of /b/" threads for eternity.