8 decides what do
>No sexuals because she's probably 15
>inb4 seals copypasta
Let me rephrase
>No sexual pictures
>Also epic captcha
Top kek when I'm probably going to jail
So I should probably explain why I'm messaging you, you see I'm a orphan and my family was killed in Iraq by the Taliban, I managed to escape execution and got taken in by a band of gypsies from Romania. I then went to the UK and started my own music band. I am now homeless again and need a picture of you because you see I gather energy from the pixels in your picture. I can't explain this sorcery but it's how I get nutrients to survive. Maybe try get a photo of your mother in the shower. That will give me energy for two weeks food. It's all I ask. Thanks in advanced.
Send this with the message "I'll make you my baby, with or without your consent"
I know it is wrong to love ya, but you nigga must understand. I am, in fact, God creator of everythang and I have come to cleanse the world of all the niggers. I know this may sound odd, but I will find yo nigga ass, rape and kill ya. I am the best 360 no scoper you will ever see, 420 blazeit faggot.
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Then ill put my dick in your butt and things will be fine and dandy cuntface. I call you cunt face becasue thats the only thing your mouth is, a cunt. Make sure your completely naked, hoe.
How much money will it take for you to drink a cup of homeless man jizz? I recently got molested by a priest so I got big compensation, I'm only asking since it looks like you've swallowed alot of jizz in your time.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This thread might very well be dying if I'm honest
Roll dem 7's
She's back /b/ros
Went with the most recent winrar
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Hi, I'm new to this so excuse my newfag but I noticed your relationship status is set to "single", what would an intelligent gentleman have to do to get you to marry me? I believe man and women are equal and I am an excellent listener, so maybe sometime can we hook up? and talk about how religion is bad for a modern society. I also am a very deep thinker and have many books on things I pretend to understand.
Fuck the kingsguard
Fuck the city
Fuck the king
If someone gets a 69 I'll put my dick in a soda and say
"You thirsty bitch?"
Heaven, i swear, one day i will find you, and kill you! All the shit you are talking about! You thought i would forget what you said in my thread? NO! I didn't! I remember it all! And you will pay for it!
welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
I wouldn't say that about heaven, I heard he is some badass hacker who could get the triads to burn your house down, he's also trained in like 6 different martial arts. Apparently even moot is scared of this guy, and moots not scared of anything.
too poor for an iphone
op better deliver nigger
Too smart to buy an iPhone
>mfw this thread is going to die or turn into a spiderman thread and you guys never got to see penis soda
>She never replied so I'm done
>mfw internet tough guy who has no good threads or OC to speak of
you probably believe global warming is real too