this is not kill, really works, tried once, very good
this one works so much and so smooth, she doesn't even notice.
this tip earned me 3 girls
these subtle things always make winrar
before this tip: 999x dirt on my face
after this tip: 0
will keep posting here untill I run out of life hacks
I once dated a girl that treated to waitress as shit. I kept seeing her two tames after our first date, shit storm came on my head
I used this with a crazy girl I dated for some months. I would love to shake hands of the bastard who wrote this, I came so much
My guess is that, who wrote that, believes that shit able to clog a toilet is full of dissolved non-digested fat. If you use soap, you "wash" the fat out and it's easier to run off your toilet system
I once tried it with hot water + soap + bleach, my clogged toilet is working normal till today (' year passed)
You must be a nigger. Get a job and buy your own shit you fucking faggot
there's a lot of people I believe that will enjoy this. Shove your rage in your anus
What is this?
I'm delivering so much because I had to go out with a girl today, but she had some problems and cancelled the date
Now I'm drinking alone and dumping shit on 4chan. Also, took a shit on my own unclogged toilet
you'll only prevail by satan's side if you're smart, dumbfuck
1. I noticed that, if I compliment her name, most girls get happy on the very start of the conversation. Like:
>me: what's your name? mine is anon
>me: carol is such a cute name, really fits you
it doesn't even need to be something so vague, it's not common for a guy to compliment a girl's name, so she'll be happy to hear it. And you know how it is, girls love new stuff
2. Other good tip I learned is that you're not allowed to have only one girl at your aim. You should have at least 3 girls to talk and flirt all the time, it gives you a lot of experience on flirting and you get less stressed if you receive a no or if things don't go quite the way you wanted
3. Whenever a date goes bad/doesn't work out, don't worry, try relaxing and using your time to get your mind out of the frustration. Thinking and re-thinking on the heat of the moment only makes you angry or sad, makes your self esteem low and kills your mood
4. Always make sure that the circle of girls you date is big enough so they don't know each other, but small enough that all the girls inside the circle get the news of how good you're in bed/kissing/talking and hanging out. It's a golden tip, that's how propaganda works best. If one fag start using a product and he ikes it, he will spread the news to his friends and everyone tend to use the product too. Ladies work like this, if she likd you, her friend now knows about you and gossip spreads like the wind
yeah i've gotten laid at least a dozen times directly from OKC, and 0 landhwales. it really is not hard to do, provided your profile isn't fucking weird and you look halfway normal.
i get better results from regular message than IM, but i'm a good writer. i still get responses on the IM, but they're more likely to just go on endlessly until one of us gets bored.
tip 2 is key - unless you're seriously dating a girl, just keep messaging and adding more to your roster, as long as they dont know each other.
i don't think tip 4 really matters unless you're in a less populated area where there aren't a lot of women on OKC. if you're good, they'll keep coming back. if you're good at closing the deal, you don't have to rely on word of mouth.
overall, good advice, r8 6/8
5. Best ways to practice flirting: talking to strangers that you're not interested. That grandma walking on the park, that sir who works on the supermarket, the janitor, the mcdonalds ladies: if you talk with people, you'll learn how to talk to people. Simple like that. The more you talk, more you know about clever things to say, how to tell jokes, what you can and can't say/act/do. Also, talking with random people may open your world
6. While talking to a girl, avoid making men jokes (physical jokes, disgusting jokes, offending jokes). Women are socially fit to think these ways are disgusting and you shall fail.
Avoid making jokes that talk bad about yourself. Don't try to look like the clown that everyone laughs about: she's not laughing about your joke, she's laughing about you.
7. Be polite, respect her. The best way to make a woman get closer to you is making her trust you. The best way to bring trust is respecting when she say no, when she say yes and when she gives her opinion, even though you don't agree. Be polite, fuck.
Thanks man, I learned these tips after getting rejected at least 15 times. When I started using the tips, and changed wardrobe and other stuff, girls became easy
I don't know
I don't know, I use win7. Poorfag here
you just lost 98% of /b/ with #7
i don't need the advice muhself, but i commend you for attempting to provide a needed service around these parts. prob not worth continuing unless someone asks
I have a folder filled with hundreds of life hacks and infographics which was uploaded by an anon a few months ago. It's all categorised and everything. Anyone interested? It's about 800Mb so it might take a while to compress and upload.
8. On the second date, get a gift for the girl. It must be something meaningful and cheap. You don't need expensive gifts to make a girl like what she's getting, you need a) the most perfect box/paper/envelope you find, b)something that makes her remember about you. If she said that she likes something, it's a tip for a gift. I once gave a simple chocolate to a girl, she loved it (not fat, 8/10)
9. While flirting, use your body and her body at your will. Learn to read body language, give her signals on your body language and read her signals. This is the best tip to learn what's the finest moment to kiss. Also, body language works every fucking time with every fucking person
10. Find a passion and invest time making yourself better at it. You love playing guitar? Love to cook? You learned once how to make origamis and got addicted? Great, once you master this passion, you can make a surprise anytime you want. I learned it with a girl: we used to study together, and I never looked much at her (she was 6/10). Then, one day she started making origamis during the class, I was amazed and she made, like, 30 small stuff on folded paper for me. We started talking, dated and fucked. Then I found out that she was also great at blowjobs, it helped a lot.
11. Remember: if a girl is master at origami, she's master at blowjob.
Ended here, too crazy to keep writing shit. Good night niggros
uploading now, should be done in about 35 minutes.
how it doesn't work?
>Girl: oh, I love 10 things I hate about you, such cute movie!
>You: I never watched this movie, is it good?
>Girl: you WHAT? Now we're DEFINITELY watching it!
Profit, my /bro.
This tip doesn't work only if she doesn't want to watch a movie with you (movies give time and a good environment for you two to know each other, have fun and make make out)
That image is a little outdated but it still somewhat applies today. You will need a digital cable-ready tv iwth a coaxial input, then you just install a coaxial splitter on the cable for the modem and run one to the modem and one to the tv, you will get basic channels and no features its basically the same as what broadcast tv is but a few more channels.
Nah man, it's not needed to look for feels threads
Once you're sad, your brain uses the neurotransmitters released, because your brain is an ol big junkie. Destroy the stash of sadness, be a man and start talking with some girls. The average guy has to talk to 10-20 girls, untill he get the number of 8-15, date 5-10 and have sex with 2-5. One more no means that you're getting closer to the yes, like playing roulette: if you bet 1000 times, you'll win at least one, so keep betting.
If she didn't say "let's watch it", she was either uninterested in you OR you said it the wrong way
On my best friend birthday, I gave him a book: http://www.amazon.com/How-Succeed-Women-Louis/dp/0130950912
Buy or download it. I read like 10 pages before I buy, it's worth a try, the book has a lot of details and examples. Any neckbeard can learn and succed. Good luck, stop being a big pussy and go for it.
download the book, endure the first 20 pages and then profit. I just asked my friend and these pages are the worst (he said that the book just kept repeating how good it was and how much people got laid because of the book).
Look at me: 3 years ago, I was a skinny jewnigger, sad, dumped by my ex girlfriend and alone. 15 girls said no to me, until I realize that I had to work my self esteem. Started working out, running and swimming, saved some money and bought better clothes, studied about how to look good on clothes (yes, it's worth a try, you can dress like a hobo and still look like a hot hobo), started to take care of my skin and haircut, got new pair of shoes. I saw myself as a prince. My self esteem was so high that my cock sometimes beat my chin when I walked nude to the bathroom.
I started flirting, suffered with more no, but some girls started to come interested. First the ugly ones. Then, the cuter. And at last, the hot and cute girls. It was a matter of time and never giving up.
Right now, the girl I would date had problems as I said before. I already talked with 3 more girls and I have exactly 3 new dates for this week.
Yes brother, it's possible to make the hard path that leads you from beta-village to alpha-metropolis
I have faith in you, fucking faggot
>3 new dates for this week.
Is this immoral? I'm only asking because I'm kinda setting myself up for this. You're not officially dating anyone, so it should be alright to hang out with 3 individual females on different days? Should I not mention the other females to the others?
Great advice. I've been doing this for a while on my early 93 Camry. With technology progressing so quickly in recent years, I'd say that it's safe to do on anything 10 years old or older
Is this bait? Of course you dont fucking mention it, and if it comes up, say they're "just a friend" youre catching up with.
The fact you've lined up 3 will give you ridiculous confidence and swagger, and a carefree "If I get rejected tonight I still have 2 more this week" kind of vibe that chicks say they hate, but actually love. I cant remember the term but its something like pre determined attractiveness, if a wench sees other wenches finding you attractive, she will too.
Does that DIY thermite work or is it bullshit mustard gas?
man, since I got dumped, I never looked for serious relations and I use every single date to know the women and learn more. I got to say, I felt passion for every single woman I ever dated, I had feelings for every one of them, but never - never - loved them or thought it wasn't right to do it.
It's not immoral. You're not attached to each other. You're not her fiance, you're not her boyfriend, nor her husband. You two want to hang out and have fun, it's not a crime to try and have a lot of fun with a lot of people. Maybe, if you're the romantic kind of guy, you'll end up finding a girl that suits you best.
But be aware: NEVER talk about a girl with another girl. Avoid talking about your ex or the girl you fucked last week. Talking about other dates during a date is one of the strongest signals that you're not interested on the girl.
Two weeks ago I met a girl, she was a solid 9/10, but was alone and sad about it. She couldn't understand how men used her, just made out/had sex and then forgot about her. While we talked, I understood: she only talked about her problems, her past relations and the guys she met on the past and she dated/fucked. It's a complete turn off, it made me want to make exactly the same and use her.
Instead, I was smarter: I kept her as a friend and now she can present me to her friends, and I know that the girls she hang with are all hot.
The more shots you give, the higher are your chances to hit the target.
The one time I had a girlfriend, I went out a few times and girls have never been so attracted to me. Seriously one came up to me and drunk kissed me. So I get what you're saying, and with the whole "I still have 2 more this week" would give me the confidence to not really worry about 1 particular girl.
I couldn't stand talking to girls about past relationships, so I get where you're coming from. That's a good idea to keep girls around, I don't have many friends as it is so it couldn't hurt. I also know what you mean when conversations are just one sided, shit drives me up a wall. But good on you for thinking ahead. So now do you just shoot the shit with her?
Its a mix of both. Youre more chilled out and not trying to pull, and on top of that the girls find you even more attractive (Presumably having a gf proves youre not a serial killer or the like.)
Its retarded but a decent life lesson I suppose.
I'm not a native english speaker, so I had troubles here. If by "shoot the shit with her" you mean that I friendzoned her, yes, you're right.
She is a friend of my cousin. Me and my cousin live like brother and sister, we take care of each other a lot. When she found that her friend played a dumbass with me, she called the girl saying "you will never find a guy like anon for you, can't you see that all the cool guys I ever put on your way were just used like toys for you? I believe that you will never have a chance with a guy like him, he would treat you right, but now you lost your chances. Don't count on me to bring guys to you now, cunt!". They actually had a fight, I was by my cousin's side listening to everything. I still don't know what reaction I should have.
According to wikipedia:
Botulinum: 10–13 ng/kg when inhaled.
Tetrodotoxine: 2 (?g/kg) when inhaled.
Inhalation was the only factor that was tested on humans for tetrodotoxine so its the only relevant factor.
conclusion Botulinum is more potent according to wikipedia.
>shoot the shit with her
like just chatting.
wow i wish I had a friend like your cousin, my friends are shit and talk behind my back. Which is why i'm in this situation, and i'm no longer friends with them.
I never had problems with friends. In fact, I have very long friendships, like, there's a guy I know from 11 years, he's still my friend.
Just by changing yourself you'll succed more on social relations. You can find good friends in job, university, highschool, whatever the fuck you have, unless you don't interact with real humans.
I defend my cousin a lot too. When she got dumped real hard by her ex boyfriend, the fucktard kept taunting her. He never happened to met or see me, just heard about. I went to a party with my cousin and and she pretended I was dating her (no kiss, just hugging her and being very close, like a couple). He got very nervous and never taunted her again.
As I said before, I have faith in you. Knowing you have a trouble, realizing it is the first step to make changes.