RP thread. You wake up in a room, clad in armor for some reason. Around you, there is a sword giving off some sort of purple energy, a golden ball, a painting of a window on the wall, a chest, and a torch illuminating the room.
There are also some stairs, but you can see red glowing eyes looking up at you from down there.
4 or 5 decides what to do
You grab the sword, and look around the stairs, but the eyes keep looking at you. They seem to be moving to keep a glare on you.
You decide to masturbate using the blood on the ground as lubricant... The demon appears to be visibly shaken.
GETs: 8 or 9
You try to open the chest, but it does not work. You shit on it anyway. Red eyes is still a little creeped out.
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get is 7 or 6
Hitler throws an open can of Zyklon-B, which made the demon suddenly freeze and drop to the ground. You look on in awe. You can see something glimmering near the monster's corpse.
8 or 4 is GET
Just saying, it's sad that this thread has so few participants. Op is actually doing great. Some entertainment to kill time.
Hitler now has some sort of compass, which is pointing in another direction of the dark cavern of the dead beast. Hitler says something in german that sounds like "make snail", while gesturing forward.
3 or 7 decides.
You now have a key for the chest, because you used the beast's bones to fashion a key.
2 or 1
You open the chest to find... a note? You go back downstairs to read it... it has some runes on it. You are somehow able to speak them, but you do't understand them. Upon speaking them, The creature's corpse becomes a rather large war hammer.
2 or 8
You take the path, and end up at a pool of water with another demonic beast coming out of it.
9 decides. Reducing #s due to lots of people here now
You stupidly shove the hammer up your ass, and the demon burns hitler's arm off. nice job
5 is get
let hitler open the chest. Don't look at it
you find the amulet of yendor. you can do anything now, you are omnipotent, next post is last. 1, 5, or 9 is get
Or well, let him do whatever he want's because we know how that will go.