x-posted from fit.
my dick has two holes.
both serve different functions
(one for piss, one for cum)
can't block one and make cum/piss come from the opposite one.
is this normal?
Holy shit, is the the future of evolution? What has science done.
No, but my wife just finished doing this to me.
You are honestly different. It's as if your uretha is like that of a woman, seperating itself from it's sexual function. and as small as you are...get your genes checked and btw: Have you considered SRS? I'm serious. They can use what little tissue you have for the formation of the outside and use bowel for the vaginal wall. No shit, they do that now. In any case I don't think you were supposed to be a man. I really don't.
not small. just soft. average sized. not bragging, just clarifying. also, i had to push the tip down so you could see.
no insurance, no doctor. but glad to know it's not harmful.
>The year 4014
>All human males are now born with two dicks
>One dick is for sex and is much thicker and longer
>The second is for urination and is very short and constantly soft
>It all began with one man who had two holes in his dick
This is a guy with a prince albert dick piercing. Ring goes in the urethra and out under it, thus making two holes. Guy just has the ring out and is holding it at a funny angle.
Congratulations. You have a more advanced dick. Let's hope that this is genetic so that the human race can improve from your mutation.
What I believe happened is when you were in your mother's womb, your Y chromosome kicked in and started to turn your embryo/fetus into a male, but it didn't do its job 100% of the way. It left your urethra separate from what is basically a vagina. You know how women have two holes? Yeah, that's what you've got.
Hey, Me too OP!
Hypospadia, its a thing
Didn't realize it wasn't normal till my girlfriend (my 7th, mind you) freaked out on me midblowjob
Apparently its like, one in 300 odds kind of rare
>not getting any sleep
>putting pics of my cock on /b/
I just figured you had to wipe it after?
Like, even if i could just wait to piss it out, how could you just sit there and wait for it to dry up all over your wang?
that sounds supremely unpleasant
which means imbreeding was good back then when the mutatied animals that didn't help the species would die out, so I'm sure you have a rebuttal to everything like everyone on /b/ so hit me with your best shot mofudger
So is this pic like porn for you or...?
How have girls reacted to it? Is your child a boy, if so has he got the same condition? (NOT /r/ING CHILD DICK PIX MODS WANNA KNOW IF ITS GENETICS AND IF NATURAL SELECTION WILL LEAD TO 2 HOLED DICKS IN THE FUTURE)
I don't understand why everyone has to point out small spelling mistakes, if you understand what is being said you reached the same conclusion you did if irregardless of whether it's spelled correctly or not. fuck it /b/ is ALWAYS like this so I don't know why I come here thinking I'll have a more productive time than the last
If you mean me a) learn to reply, what the fuck is up with people not being able to use 4chan lately? And b) I only posted because it was a funny one picture related.
... OP, whatever you do, don't let your life go to waste. Procreate! Find a nice job, and a nice wife, and pass on this trait. You've won the genetic jackpot with your double-holed device. Perhaps your convenient mutation will become a permanent part of the human species thousands of years from now.
it's really not that small. i just can't get a good pic. one day, /b/. one day.
her reaction when i showed her was "ohmygod, we've been together this long, and i've never noticed that?!" lots of laughing. wanted to see me pee. then she said, "let's post it to 4chan!" she's been transcribing everything.
i honestly don't know. never had sharpies in my pooper, don't intend to. just assuming that i do, but wouldn't be the first time i found out i'm abnormal.
how would not having a prostate be good? aside from prostate cancer not being a thing.
you have to pull back the skin a little to see that there are two distinct holes.
will take some time, and i'll gif it.
she says thanks.
gif of peeing. potato quality, but you can see that it's coming out of bottom hole only.
>please OP your cock fascinates me
This is what happens when you're a faggot
woah, never thought i'd see others with hypo on here...here's mine, it's given me anxiety all my life and i'm still a virgin because of it.
they caused a few issues as a child as well as an expensive surgery.
>you would too if they had to cut the head of your dick off and drill you a new peehole an stitch your dickhead back on...
you cant begin to believe how painful it is to pee for the first time through your newly made peehole after having your catheter ripped out
>tfw people so shallow they're prudes against "ugly" or "strange" penises
has any one ever looked an a vagina? as in that nasty gaping gooey hole with gross flaps of skin around it?
how about an asshole? you know shit comes from there right?
sex is gross enough, who gives a shit if yer' dick is a bit strange.
i would gladly suck that cock any day.
removed background just in case someone i know recognizes my room
I have fucked plenty, but they still worry me a bit...
>typical horny teenager detected
I'm 22 and have a pretty low sex drive.
>maybe those perfect ones you see in porn, but i assure you normal every day ones do NOT look like that.
Yeah, no shit.
vaginas just look great.
they reeeallly dont...
>but you know what, i might be biased cause im a legit faggot.
I have 2 holes aswell, I piss on both, I cum on both.
What it sucks is that some times when I pee with not a lot of pressure one of the pee streams goes other way and its a mess.