It's time you niggers. Post your nigger life.
>implying I'm not a nigger yet.
>Fat Nigger With Diabeetus
>Shot by DEA
>Stopped by police and they unload their weapons into me
Henceforth, I shall be "Big Tyrone". I have the diabeetus so I join a the crips to get money for chocolates. Somewhere along the lines I get shot by the DEA but survive. On the way to the hospital the police stop me and shoot me again.
>Life of a nigger
Not in a gang, making 100 bucks a weeks by selling drugs...on death row, which I guess is a pretty kewl feat. I guess I killed a customer who didn't want to pay up. I have also found another 100 dollars and have super nigger strength from smoking crack. I guess I wouldn't be facing death penalty if I had heeded the old adage of "Don't get high off your own supply"
Not in a gang
Beaten by police but lived through it
Own a TEC-9
Own a weapon used in murder
I have a car for drivebys
KKK kills me ( super giga nigga revives me)
Get another car for double drivebys (nigger logic)
Go to jail
Get stopped by police, they unload their weapons on me.
>In a youth gang
>Shot by the police
>Survived cuz I'm a BAMF
>Finished off by the KKK
I'm a homeless nigger that was beaten by the police
>you are not in a gang.
>skinny little fucker
>In prison for at least 20 years for a felony
>I own a weapon used in a murder
>I make thousands on the street selling drugs, presumably after my conviction because who would hire a nigger with a felony?
well /b/, I think I got lucky
I'm part of some local nigger gang in which i'm a petty drug dealer, only making about $100 a week. I get raided by the DEA and am killed in a shootout...
>Not in a gang
>Skinny nigger, mother spends all the welfare on crack
>Live to see my twenties
>Own a shank
>High on crack, avoid death when I should have died
What a lucky nigger I am
>like a nigger nigger
>am part of the bloods
>dad has left when I was 3, mom smokes crack
>all money is spent on crack, so I live onthe streets
>most of the times I crash at my dawgs house
>on my way back from KFC
>had me some chickun' wings
>sippin' on grape soda
>look down on the ground and see fiddy dollars
>bend over to grab it
>suddenly a Crips fag jumps out from behind a bush
>yells "tree fiddy bitch"
>shoots my nigger ass
>In a youth gang
>Have HIV, but live
>Only start out with $12
So basically I'm Eazy-E
>implying a euphoric master such as myself would ever become a nigger
>Not in a gang
>Too busy stealin' shit from convenience stores for that kind of crap
>Pay for rent and shit like that by selling crack on the streets
>The po-po busted a cap in my ass for it, somehow survived
>Some bitch from a gang mistakes me for a rival gang member and shanks me.
Holy shit this is entertaining. Rolling for my reincarnated life!
My story is an intredasting story, a complex tale of wiles and whimsy:
<Tyronius, I was raised in a regular neighbourhood.
<Nigras e'rywhere mang.
<Had to be tough like the rest of the niggers, so I went to join a nigger associate club (A gang if you will).
<I train hard but to no avail am not welcome in their little club.
<I don't know what to do. Need to be in Nigger association but won't be let part of a gang.
<Don't need them.
<Fuck their nigger shit.
<Make my own gang, with my own rules.
<I'm in a gang.
<Nigger shanks me.
<No longer in a gang.
I was a poor niglet who got killed by my gang... hmm.
As nigger as it gets...and he was fucking cool too!
All hats off to Omar!
>Be in prison, convicted but framed for the crime.
>Was framed as a serial chicken fucker and left at the scene of the crime unconscious.
>Convicted due to sprinkling of crack found on me whilst passed out.
>Serve time and finish sentence.
>Get out of jail.
>Be a young little nigglet in the hood.
>Driving drinking gin and juice in the neighbourhood.
>Drink too much juice.
>Not so much of a little nyuggah now.
>Know I can't run properly anymore to get out of trouble when the time comes.
>Buy a knife.
>Is a nigger so I turn the knife into a shank.
>Find an intimidated white person.
>It's a good day in niggerville.
>Suddenly, black (hurr durr).
>Wake up, been hit on the head by rival nigger gang.
>$50 I found next to the nice white man is missing.
>Been jacked yo.
"Are you okay sir?"
>Noes, the 5-0.
"Ye-ye Nigga, I'm A'ight."
"What is this?"
>See a bag of crack next to me on the floor.
"That aint mine. I aint no crackhead."
"And I'm not a nigger, you're coming with me."
>Get held in cells overnight, suspect of killing a white woman.
>Po-lice use their nigger identification device and determine that though some sort of see-sea-tea-vee that it wasn't me.
>Let out of holding, free man. Sort of.
>Still a nigger.
>Been a long hard nigger day so I decide to get some chickenz.
>Om nom nom nyuggah.
>Get a call on my phone.
"Bitch- a what?"
>Have a child, been out of prison a day.
>Can't accept responsibility. I am a nigger.
>Find an unwanted car next to a nice white-man house.
>This is my drive-by-mobile.
>Get to shoot a nigger and get away with it.
>Become a real estate investor and become wealthy.
>Overdose on melon.
"Here lies Treyvonne
Eh fucked Chickens, shot niggers
And didn't afraid of anything."
non-gang crackhead who owns 2 kives, has killed a rival gang member, I found 50 bucks but I somehow only have 12, who gets shot by the police and lives, only to be killed in a driveby by the Aryan brotherhood and the KKK..
I'm the Niggest of all