I think Krystal looks best when she's being used as a toy.
How do I get one of those?
I don't know if I've got anything like that
I have plenty, it's just mixed around with the other gig of rape porn.
you kids and your rape
Sometimes I wake up and then I rape every female that I find attractive.
Oh shit it's Harpo
Yes. I made the thread.
that's all you're in to?
wow, that looked better in the thumbnail
how is running 6 miles better than looking at porn?
did you end up scaring alex off?
I was still wondering happened with that girl he's awkwardly trying to get a hold of
As nice as furry is the chance of getting some pussy is much better than this.
damn it. I've got a whole folder of plants with some fruits and vegetables, not one egg plant
Now that you mention it.
>I truly am apathetic
you're deluding yourself, it won't help, post porn
I don't know what part of that you're responding to
The laptop grill.
yeah I had a feeling it wasn't going to end well.
meh, its a bit excessive for me
I don't have morals, that is tame to me.
its always better when the girl is into the weird shit
>I don't have morals
and you're getting dangerously euphoric
Yeah, that was kind of retarded, sorry.
my opposition to it might also just be because I think of myself as the girl in the pics. I forget about that some times
>I don't have morals
I very much doubt it.
Even Hitler had morals.
I keep forgetting this is a 5 part thing. at least, I think it's five parts.
there's a larger joke in that. People will say they believe in subjective morality, until you say or do something they think is wrong. Nearest I can tell everyone produces some system that they think
I'm extremely judgemental, so I have no idea about that.
>they said I should have become a lawyer
Not sure if insult.
also i've never understood the internet's fixation on anal
there are some things that could make that a compliment. Logic skills and memory are key lawyer points, if that was said in the context of something like that, its probably a compliment
yeah there's something to be said for the hole that's actually designed for that. Anyway I don't care for the idea, but its one of those things (like bondage) where if the pic has something else I like going I can normally deal with it
Same, it's not like I'm going to delete it because it has anal.
i think one of the main attractions to anal is that it's tighter, but I wouldn't know because lel virgin.
I post the full mudkip girl cosplay in a thread to bring back to life, no one posts anything decent after that.
Probably. Mixed in with some disappointment.
Lawyers are considered kinda evil by my ancestors.
>maybe they were criminals
Although I'm not Australian.
ah. yeah I had assumed it just the taboo thing about it
Rape is my favorite.
I'm a kissless virgin, but I'd prefer vaginal over anal.
There's something to be said about the kind of emotional intimacy to be had when you're facing your partner while making love.
Also, I don't see how women could achieve orgasm from anal stimulation alone - it seems far more effective to stimulate them vaginally.
>lawyers are considered evil
they generally are
>Rape is my favorite rape
Much better now.
I obviously have some pony rape but we probably don't need it.
Biggest folder I have, only one gig, but that's because I only save stuff I'll jack it to.
I don't care how happy the show is, cadence was a breeding whore for the changelings.
Excellent policy. I could learn a lot from you
60 gigs of reposts that I don't jack off to
yeah I don't think any of my picture folders get that big, maybe 200 mb. The hypnosis audio files I've got are probably over 1 gig (not that I've tried using any of the things in months)
>1.4 gigs of Krystal I've never jacked it too
>I've never jacked it to
no one believes you
I've actually been meaning to do a cleanup. my friend makes jokes about my folder being a hundredth of the size his porn collection is, but then I remind him that he saves literally every porn picture that is even slightly relevant to his interests, and that's been going on for at least 5 years.
What do you think applying VapoRub in your cock would feel like?
I'll be tempted to try it if it'll turn me on
I need to just start from scratch.
Indeed, I save everything that's slightly relevant.
On the other end of the spectrum, I fucked a power-ade once, frozen.
you're going to need to try and tell us what happens, for science
I enjoy taking the smallest slip of the words or the smallest possible lead to turn it into a rape scenario in my head.
It makes games a lot more fun when you're thinking of that.
Hi, yes. me again. I did it again tonight too, fuck the rules.
did what again? fucked frozen sports drinks?
Other way around. I was eating a frozen powerade from top to bottom with a spoon, I noticed it made a perfect shaft down the core of the thing so I said. "Fuck it, why not" And then i put my dick in it and used it like a fleshlight.
Ice actually doesn't stand a chance against peenus.
Unless it's a lot of ice.
I can stop any time I want.
There's something about Krystal having smoothly-coloured fur and a tiny little snout that just turns me on
that lovely mouth opening wide
yeah that really sounds like a horrible idea
It was a good frozen chunk, you'd be surprised. it did melt like a motherfucker though so I did need a towel afterwards, but it held together.
Nope, felt great. 10/10 will and did do again.
Anyone got vids of South English women having sex?
I'd like to extrapolate what Krystal moaning would sound like
okay that's an even worse idea
Captain Amelia, from Treasure Planet.
Also gave me some good rape vibes but that's not something you can show in movies.
i honestly dont know how to google for porn
google does a pretty bad job of porn
I actually have no idea at what point I realized I was a furry.
Like seriously, no clue. one day I wasn't, the next I was.