Oh, hi guys, I'm lucy, I assure you im a guy despite the name. Good thing youre here. I seem to have lost some rocks and im not quite sure where I might find them, I have 2 doors here and I just cant decide which to go in cause once I go in one the other locks.
well this is odd, this isnt rocks or dildos.. Looks like some kinda pipe box
A gun you say. well that might explain the button on top of it.
Looks like dildos. that'd explain the door...
Hey wait hes not moving.. OHGOD GUYS I KILLED A MAN WITH A DILDO GUN
Gosh, its heavy, I dont think I can hold this
well theres no need to be hurtful... this works though so thanks.
those are just the dildos I collected.
Anywho, here goes
Dont worry, already did that.
OHGUYS, MY ROCKS. I FOUND THEM
if I remember correctly these are little portals that my grandpappy gave me. 11 worlds
Ohwait, that ones a spider.. Also which one is number 8? I should line them up I guess
Woah, this place is getting fucked up. I wonder whats happening here.
He doesnt look like he wants to give it up..
But guys... I dont wanna be mean.
On the other hand I think he is cursing at me in his language...
turns out I can fit in very tight places
all I have left is one of them butt dildos, will it do?
not at all. I guess hes gone...
One problem though, I dunno how to fly a space ship... How do I get to bowser?
OHNO IT SET OFF AN ALARM
This is important too
THIS MUH JAMMMM
I dont understand what I was supposed to accomplish but I dont think I did it.
Guys, I dont think I can fight this guy... He looks mentally handy capped
M'lady, would you mind terribly much joining me in my cause to... tooo.... uhhh. You know I cant remember my cause. I cant remember much of anything actually
Guys, This hats making me too uphoric. I gotta take it off.
wonder if there really is a zelda world...
Guys, im feeling a little streched out, can we go to another world now?
Weird ass skellington: TAKE THIS YOU RED FUCK
Lucy: Nigga you fuckin' weird, im out.
Retarded roody: Awe u hea to gwant me wishes?
Ohgod guys.. what do? Hes just a kid..
ooOOOOoooo, I will grant you one wish.. but first I have to go inside the lamp
can i pwease have soomefing to make da anal pains go away :c
Oh, do I still... Yeap. And a butt dildo too.. But is it really right to give a dildo to a little boy whos probably already been molested?
I dunno whats what.
World three it is
How would I even?
Oh... its that fucking skelleton guy again, whats he doing here?
but wait, theres a train coming.. He shouldnt be on the tracks
OHFUCK, did he just fucking die? Oh god ohgod, Im getting the fuck out of here
These worlds are fucked, does anyone even know what I'm looking for. This is really starting to bother me
well the aliens are gone but this fires making me quite uncomfortable
Well It helped. The fires going out. This world really has nothing in it though. Where else should I go?
Can do, keeping this for reference.
who the fuck is spooks?
My... home?... I wish I could remember where my home was..
NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS YEAAAAHHHH GUUURRRLLLL
whos weaver? Im lucy.
Dayum gurl, you got some nice moves, and dat ass is... well youre a stick figure so pretty fucking small but thats not the point, youre comin home with me
What the fuck.. This works for me all the time.. GET IN THERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
Well that was a let down, I expected to.. Im not sure what I expected but I wanted it.. I guess its world 9 time
Seriously, who the fuck is this spooks guy everyones so upset about. If I didnt know anybetter id tihnk this was his thraed.
Ohh, him... Hmm, I probably do owe it to him for not saving him... What world was he in again?
Dude, she died in lava, I dont think theres any saving her.. Im not even sure she was a real princess..
Anyways I need to find a cat before I can revive spooks.
Autistic traplover: Ahh lucy.. Ive been expecting you for quite some time
Lucy: Oh, whys that?
Autistic traplover: Well because I saw you were going into rocks... and I wanted to play too
Lucy: So you just decided to go into a rock and thats why youve been waiting?
Autistic traplover: ... N-no.. DAMNIT, You have one question before I must fly away to the past to help spooks.
Well wat 2 ask?
Oh, the reason for your existence? Thats easy unlike most people. You are only here because spooks, that skeleton died and a retarded cumstain called "Kevin" wanted to host another story. Your purpose in live is only to bring back spooks, after which you will never appear again.
I must go now, figure out how to save spooks and your job will be done.
THATS AN AWFUL ANSWER, HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR FUCKIN TIE
Navyseal: hah, this is for someone else. cant let you have it, see ya later
Lucy: Jesus man, are you okay?
edgyfag: ... y-yeah, Im fine, I have fucking cancer, but its okay, ive had it for years and im still not gone so theres nothing really to worry about.
Its too late guys, hes gone.. What a fucking dick, saying im just alive for spooks.. but what if hes right.. Id better go save spooks anyways, I still need a cat though.
well I wouldnt say Im a cat, I mean, I have scales on most of my body and these things on my head are horns, not ears. Im not sure it'd work
(I have a problem with kidnapping characters.. Please forgive me, also anyone lurking?)
Hello spoo-... fuck. Hello lucy, Good of you to finally join me in the land of the living. Youre probably wondering why ive brought you here. I need you to revive spooks for me.
Okay, this threads gone on too long and honestly, it isnt going anywhere, I had hoped I could think of a way to end it well by this point but its been going on for hours and nothing good has happened. Im going to revert back to spooks threads cause people really enjoyed them. I can promise the next thread will be better than this.
Back to the story
>Lucy was actually satan from old thread
>lucy dead for some reason
I'll see you in 3 days, same time with a better fucking thread, christ. Not even going to advertise who helped me make this this time. Fuck I hate this thread. Srs though, come join me for spooks next time. Spooks is a blast.
yeah, I see your point. I usually do better stories with more emotion. I figure cause ive done a story every night for 3 nights im just a bit worn out, I'll give myself a few days and think up a better plot.