PORN GIG BATTLE
>post the amount of gigs you have in your porn folder.
Whoever has the most wins!!!
You sir are winning. but some dude on /r9k/ has your ass beat by a terabyte.
good weird porn is hard to find, you wouldn't want to have access removed by sites going under or broken internet
mfw he's also going to win this
Yea we might have to save this because of how epic of a win this is.
Anyone willing to screenshot it?
>Anyone willing to screenshot it?
that sounds unhealthy
like... 0 on my computer. 0 on my nas. Around 100 - 150GB or so on an external harddrive that has a dummy connection so it appears broken but you actually have to screw it open and plug it in then.
Nothing bad on it or anything, just a collection of my favorite scenes, some home-made OC, some nudies I've recieved, and a siterip or two that I made myself.
Wouldn't want my GF to see ex gf's nudes and go all nuclear blasting them on revenge sites.
Why the fuck would I save porn on my computer? It's out there for free fucking everywhere.
the one true king to rule them all.......
Do you even print?
I am the God of Dreams. Relent to me my dearest loves.
how weird does your stuff get?
Kill yourself faggot.
Trip codes were for post numbers, not IDs, trips dubs quads, etc is disabled except zeroes sometimes slip through.
You're a fucking cunt. Get cancer because you are cancer.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Wow, you motherfuckers almost make me feel normal.
the reverse is more likely. The hundreds normally come form people saving thousands of vanilla porn videos. If you have that little, you're probably just getting some weird fetish stuff
I don't even know how to calculate that.
I have 2 4TB drives.
And my porn leakes into like every folder, because I never bother organizing it.
I have hundreds of gigs of HD porn.
Maybe 80 gigs of images saved from 4chan (been here since 2005).
Countless other folders.
100 Gigs of uncompressed sex tapes of myself fucking nearly 20 women over the past 3 years since I lost my v-card.
STOP PROCRASTINATING & CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM!
My first proclamation is simple. Exercise, before and after the fap. It will bring great tidings to your testicles. Your sperm will be forever richer.
I'm not into anything that would be considered taboo...
S-s-shut up... Just straight, conventional, really fucking boring porn for me!
>tfw you're living a lie
OP here I saved a screenshot with all of my favorite reactions
My second decree is a warning. Never ejaculate whilst wearing glasses, nor when below sea level.
Made this one too. Probably not as good
My third law is a gift. Enjoy your feelings, its not gay if its in your butt.
someone screencap this!! I'm toasting in epic bread
My fourth commandment is yours. Be friends, respect heritage, and travel far.
Fuck you, if you are considering uncompressed data like porn dvd's downloaded off newsgroups, I have about 100x what you have.
I could only get up to 100 GB, holy shit dude.
captcha: oughtcn 100.0
nothing in comparison to the fucking Pornking
let me get this straight
you want me to act like i just saw something outrageous before you delete the file?
i swear, you guys get newer every single day
Move along, people. Nothing to see here. Just a Moderator fucking around,
Really? 2nd marriage, who's the lonely faggot now?
your post number is suprisingly close to that of the porn kings.
You're probably just a bastard. No heir.
My last order. Go fuck yourselves.
K you technically win my friend. It isn't as epic as p0rnpc but you win.
you've been usurped.
Crown has been taken. Sorry Pornking
The unsorted image folder takes to much time.
>200k+ hi res pictures from MetArt, FemJoy, FTV and other sites
95% percent of the shit I have is white. I don't have anything against blacks or asians, but the ones I've seen posted on /b/ suck ass.
I need to categorize my shit better, but I don't know if doing so would be productive if it took more than an hour.
Here's the link. Next time just google image search it.
I know i have some more in random folders, so i'll just estimate it around 100 gigs
I have so many categories I want to do that I don't think I'll ever do it. Off the top of my head I would want.
Shit would take ages.
Yeah but then I would be scared at how successful I am at being productive when it comes to porn.
At the moment I'm looking at a mid term study sheet and I don't want to do this shit.
Maybe I can be a full time categorizer. I'd pay five dollars to have my shit categorized.
>You don't catagorize by race/fetish
Too complex. Where would you place a picture like this one? Anal, lesbians, pussy, ass, glasses?
now imagine that you had a heart attack tomorrow and your family found your computer open with your porn folders up
It's called novelty
Exploring new stuff is half the fun of porn...until you don't have much stuff left to explore
I don't think many go to mless to watch Jenna Haze
I eventually move everything to my 1tb external that can fail any moment now and i'm thinking about purging all of my irl porn and sticking to just collecting loli or some shit, or just the niche fetish irl porn
you'll never be able to masturbate to all of those videos in your life time. will you pass it down to your next of kin?
any cheese pizza? don't hold out on us baby
Why the fuck would you watch porn on a fucking phone. That shit is fucking degrading. I want to be able to rub my nips, finger my ass, and squeeze my balls, all while rubbing my cock. I don't wanna hold a fucking phone in my hand and jerk off with the other.
Touch Screen phone and fucking lotion precum hands don't mix either.
NOT TO MENTION THAT TINY FUCKING SCREEN.
you're oppressed. life has made you too paranoid to store porn on your computer
Meh, 1.35 TB ain't strangely much, it's not that hard to reach (especially not if one have a lot of HD porn). I'd say that anyone with less than 1TB is just simply not a serious collector (Mine is 1.17 TB).
Shit only about 300gb left of a 3tb drive.
+side is mostly videos I made with wife.
May still need help...
0 gigs, porn storage is what the internet is for.
Speaking of which, anyone have network usage info for LAN parties? I remember seeing the data for a major gaming one in the late 90s, it was something like this:
715mb - Game data
25312mb - Porn sharing
your post has become a reaction pic dump... also well done sir, you have finally prevailed over life.
nice b8 m8 i r8 368/88 anyhow i have around 1.6tb or so of HD JAV uncensored and censored incest vids. And a folder of Kpop Fake Pics of around 4tb