I crossed the niagra border today and immediatley EVERYONE looked so stupid ugly and fat. It is a FACT that canada is a better country in every way. America is a piece of shit
>mfw we are the United States
>mfw (north) america is a continent
>mfw canada is in america
not that gr8 b8 m8, m8be 6/8
Canadafag here. Nothing but love for ameribros.
clearly we have retards up here too
>came from germany
still butthurt from ww2
When I was younger I once wiggled my finger on my cat's penis, as he was stretched out on his back. He had his balls removed a few years prior, so his little penis did not get hard. His jaw was flopping up and down as I did this. He was obese.
>Living at Niagra Falls
Don't act like you're any better you fat piece of shit, southern Canada is just as retarded as the USA and I really wouldn't mind if USA annexed it.
>Newfoundland master race
except if it were somehow us vs. you in military conflict, we would decimate you.
in fact the only way for us to lose militarily is trying to have a presence in little harsh condition shit countries where all the natives are fucking zealots and do gorilla warfare.
even if everyone everywhere attacked us, we would just destroy the world with nukes and nobody would win.
so when fucking with us, at best, everyone dies.
Why do Amerifats always bring up their retarded military whenever people say another country is better than theirs?
>OH YEAH SAY THAT TO OUR TRILLION DOLLAR SUPER ARMY
by "we" he means poor niggers who sign up and make sub 30k salarys to put their lives on the line so this mcfaggot coach potato hamplanet can have his internets and boast about his countrys higher power level.
Because honestly it's the only thing we have going for us. Purposefully.
If we had poured all of that cash into education, infrastructure, healthcare social programs etc we wouldn't have the reputation as a shit place the way we do.
But then we wouldn't be the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, would we?
>"yeah. But what are you going to do about it?"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>mfw living in san diego in the mexican border
Tijuana is the shit niggers
working in tandem? yes but as I said, then we would blow up the whole world.
as individuals? do not even try to present a case for either of them.
China having more manpower is not a case. The Peoples Republic Army is about 1/5th as funded as ours. They copy our tech.
Then stay the fuck out worthless canashits. you like the french produce nothing of value and are not wanted anyways. The USA is already full of socialist eurodouchebag fascists and we don't need any more, thank you.