I need an extremely easy way to ruin someones life, anyone got any ideas they wanna share?
You could post them on thedirty.com, have /b/ raid their facebook/twitter/youtube/instagram/kik/tumblr/whatever else they have, if it's an ex & you have porn post it on redtube.....ruining someone's life is pretty fucking easy. You just need a computer. However, if you want to get creative, tell me more details. The more I know about why you want to ruin their life & the more I know about their life, the more custom a revenge I can build for you.
1. Acquire pistol
2. Confront them
3. When they are looking you straight in the eye, stick gun in your mouth and pull trigger.
4. They will be scarred forever, never able to lead a normal life again and become bankrupt from psych treatment costs.
Order some Devil's Breath from Colombia, and then put a good 10-15mgs in their drink. Doesn't have to be alcohol, and they they are your slave for 24 hours, or more, with anteretrograde amnesia. Feel free to urinate on them after they hit the ATM.
beet juice... it stains everything and you can't get it out... its impossible...
I'm serious, though, OP. If you really want to ruin this person's life, I can help you make it happen without getting caught, or at least with minimal risk & damage to you. I just need details.
well that rules out alotof stuff then
framing him for CP is a good bet, make sure rumours get out and society will reject him.
does he work? if yes what job?
what country is he in?
Okay, you came here & asked for advice. If you're going to chicken out, then just chicken out & forever be labeled a pussy. Otherwise, give us some details so we have a chance to come up with some ideas & you can choose whether or not you're willing to do them. There's no cowardice in hearing our suggestions & deciding they're not what you're looking for, but there is a lot of cowardice in asking for suggestions & then running around in circles avoiding giving details & yammering on about being scared of getting in trouble. I'm half-sorry to be harsh, but Jesus dude. Shit or get off the pot. Do you want suggestions, or not?
1. Get his profile picture, preferably with a creepy smile.
2. Hide behind a bunch of proxies
3. Sign him up for Nambla, kiddy-porn sites, etc. using said picture.
4. Stash boxes of child porn in his attic/basement (sneak in his house like a boss, faggot)
5. Set his house on fire.
Police and firemen find child porn, research the asshole, find his pedo profiles online, and BAM, he's a homeless sex offender.
PS - The police aren't going to try hard to find the offender in an arson case against a pedo :)
If you can find a way to get access to his car, here's what you do. Get a bottle, fill it with eggs and milk and leave it somewhere warm for a month. Take a syringe and inject this gross shit directly into the seat of his car.
file complaints about him to his workplace
seduce his girlfriend
steal any/all of his friends
buy out his house from him with shitty bonds/stock
but if you wont do framing/illegal thats shit all you can do
Does he live in his own house, what type of house?
Does he have a car, what type of car
Kids? Will limit out some options as to not traumatise them
Pets? Will limit a bit more (both presuming damage directed purely at him)
Wife? Girlfriend? Relatives?
What's his job?
Just give a general direction you fuckwit or we can't come up with anything horrifying since he could be anything from a 17 year old NEET to a 87 year old war veteran with a metal rectum
>>Find the hottest hot-sauce that you can find
>> put it in his shoes
>> laugh as the bottoms of his feet peel into a bloody soup of chemical burn and agony.
You really, REALLY wan to fuck someone up you go for their feet; I don't care who you are if you're feet are thrashed beyond being able to stand on them then you're fucked in the ear.
>not investigating his insecurities
>not filing him that list
>not getting him to punch your faggot ass in front of his boss/girlfriend/mother/whatever the fuck he's supposed to respect
>not offering him employment after he gets fired and his girlfriend dumps him
>not firing him after years of work for your company
>not going back to his house
>not getting on the floor
>not dancing the dinosaur
Jesus christ OP, don't make us do your work for you.
Fake craigslist ads. Post an ad for some valuable item at a really good price, and list his number in the ad. Keep making more and more ads He'll get so many calls he'll have to switch numbers.
Post in the "casual encounters" section. Something like, "Sucking random cock tonight. Stop by [his address] any time after 12am for a quick blow"
its ASSHOLE LIKE THESE GUYS that /b/ SHOULD NOT HELP. Hes a fucking mooch that expects everything handed to him. You can tell hes a spoiled little cunt.
FUCK THIS GUY, DONT HELP HIM
LET THIS THREAD DIE
Take a picture of them standing next to someone of the opposite sex with the true ghetto quality (pic related). Even better if they're holding a ghetto baby.
Later, steal their phone, transfer the picture, send it to their mom with a message saying "Look who's coming home for dinner."
Other idea: Get the name of a girl they recently broke up with. Have another female call them on the phone claiming to be from planned parent hood, saying <name of girl> is there and needs him to come by. Accidently Disconnect before giving directions.