Job market is in the shitter, can't find one for the life of me
I was stupid with my money, and now I can't make rent. I have about 2 weeks until im kicked out of my place.
>will do almost anything
how about getting a job?
better get on that corner and start planting two lips
they've being there for a while, it was destiny, they are urs, you know what to do
well, that's easy, put paint in the shoe and take a before/after photo, that does not mean that u will not try to break the window though that's ur objective in this mission, and here its what we do, if you don't break it I'll give u only 50, but if you break it the whole thing is urs
ok attempt one was a failure. I threw it and it just bounced off
ok, time for story of how I got here. Maybe a few of you will take pity and give me money.
>be me. fresh out of college
>brand new gf
>we'd been dating for about 2 months when I started to see the edges of madness...
>did kinda odd things at times
dude, where is the paint, at least you could add something on the shoe as ketchup or fucking mustard to actually know that it hit the window, and another thing, show me a phoo of ur house and another of the neighbors, as far as I know that can be your own house and u just put your shoe in the front door and took a picture, more effort
Op, this is your chance to chance and win fucking 100 bucks, come one, be smart and think of your move, you don't want to win the money to find urself paying for the window,
and the speedo/ g tang or at least only underwear
come on Jhon, you can do it Jhon, I believe in you Jhon
is not that hard Jhon, simon says break the fucking window
OP here, had to go find a suitible shoe
decided on a croc just for shits and giggles. Loaded that nigga up with a brick. Wish me luck
fucken a, the brick fell out mid throw. I hit the window with ketchup encrusted shoe thou. Should I try for round two or just give up?
dude, use ur imagination, put fucking tape around the crock and the brick, and when I say cover the whole thing with ketchup, I mean the whole thing, u'll have ur ketchup around the place in any escenario
yes maah friend, exactly the same, with the same process, I do not want any cheeters, and this goes to anyone brave enough to do it, 100 bucks, I just had the worst day ever and I want to laugh a little bit
dude, I'm not begging you to do it, if you want or need the money, its`up to you, but the other thing that you can do may be sucking ur own dick
peanut butter on it for 5 extra bucks
ok, OP was too pussy for round two
>pick up, begin ketchup-ing
>hear someone open a door
>its the dude that lives there
>solid 6'4, 200lbs at least
>yells at me and starts to come at me
>OP runs the fuck away, cause OP is a pussy
>dude started chasing me
>mfw I threw the brick at him and I think I broke his leg
>jumped over a low fence, got back to apartment complex
>oh shit this turned out bad.jpg
Im seriously freaking out guys
Ain't got money but have a skelator bustin a nut
oh man, what a bumper, well, you can always chose another house in the oposite direction
maah friend, this is the last thing that I'm going to say to you, grab a bunch of pubic hair and take them off, but when I say a bunch I mean a lot, 50 for that and 1 dollar per hair, take it or leave it, that's it
ill just take the $50 for throwing a shoe covered in ketchup at a house and stay inside for a couple days. maybe the dude won't hunt me down and kill me
maybe some /b/ro will give me money so I can eat tomorrow
amm, dude, u did not followed the rules, where is the g tang? where were the pictures of ur and his house? where is the timestapm?, I do not know, I don`t think so OP, the offer stills stand though, but be more careful next time
well, just count them, and a picture of ur dick with another timestamp, count them and put them in a shit of paper separatedly for me to count and see how many moneys do I owe you
but nothink till the picture
Could you just give me like 50 bucks? A lot more than 50 but I'm okay with 50
dude i don't even need the money and i'll eat my pubes on a piece of bread. that's stupid. what's so fucking "fear factor" about that shit. i'll do it now. anything else to add for more money? nothing that'll get me sick or hurt me somehow. i'm not desperate, but only desire to entertain. and buy liquor with it
Am I good? >>558421180
If you guys wanna make some money. I'll send 80 bucks to whoever can get a chick to write Serita <3 on her tits or on paper in front of boobs. C cup or bigger. Good. Luck.
Says the guy making someone eat pubes on the internet.
You are never seeing that money. What a fucking idiot.
Alright I'm gonna move 3,000$ from my savings to my paypal.
If a guy truly is desperate for money, I'm sure 3,000 bucks would make a human do anything.
It just proves how sick humans really are
hold your waters cowboy, if you don't want to do it is fine, I have nothing else to prove in here, if you want to do that its only a last picture, if not, well, pretty much is not my prob
I want to see him do it. To kill a loving member of his family. A best friend. All to save his sorry ass from being kicked out of his home, possibly soon to die.
If he does it, he'll live, but with constant guilt.
Seriously. How is this not fun?
If the guy won't kill his dog, it just proves me wrong and hell, I might give him 20 bucks or so out of pity.
I found a doctor willing to get me on SSDI. I'm 27 and basically retired. Free healthcare, housing, etc. I even get my "medical" marijuana paid for by the state. :)
The government pays me to smoke weed. Feels good man.
Oh fuck you two. It was a fucking experiment.
Fine. OP do you mind posting a paypal or some shit and I'll lend you whatever the minimum payment is and maybe something extra for dog food.
here have a booty as thanks
email@example.com is my account email
No more man please I need this
ur fuckin dumb kid
get a job faggot, thatl earn money
Finally. Easy task. You win. Can you write it fucking bigger it looks like you wrote fucking syrup dude. No offense but big fat jugs like that and you wrote in size 4 webdings. The fuck I'm practically handing you money dude.
Jesus fucking Christ I already took like 20 fucking pictures and ripped my pubes out ate them spit them out ate them again. I know now your not going to send me money it's been over an hour. And I've done everything you wanted can you please just send my like 50 bucks?
Sharpie in pooper. $120 send to you via paypal. It's like you're not even that desperate.
well, let me tell you something about maah day, I found this laptop in the dumpster while heading back to my place, grab it, find nudes of really old male fellas, fap to that, then I went to the 7 11 for cigarretes and here I am, the last money that I had was the one for the cigarretes, but you can do the sharpie on anus, that guy may not be an ass as I am, but look the bright side, now you had being shaved and feed, ur welcome
Those were my regular hairs and I actually just cut my pubes out and threw Em away. So in actually I really didn't do anything right. And I hope everyone you love gets brutally raped and then lit on fire in front of you. I mean that from the bottom of my heart you low life piece of fucking shit. Have a horrible day cunt
come on Jhon, there is no need to be upset Jhon
This thread is seriously fucked up. We got a guy putting pupes in his mouth, some nasty titties, and a guy that wants OP to hurt a dog. What ever happened to sharpie in the pooper or shoe on head? What happened to my /b/? I'm gonna go poop in the street and watch as cars hit it.
You sure showed him. Maybe that's why you didn't get paid faggot. Also, wash your fucking tongue. You are disgusting.
OP: no money guys! Need to pay rent guys!
But OP is so rich in condiments that he can afford to waste ketchup and mustard? No OP, you open up a pube sandwich bar and make your own dollars.
Look up featurepoints. You can make roughly $7/hr if you test apps without stopping and run multiple apps at once. You just have to run them for 60 seconds then you can delete them and redeem your points for cash.
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on wives phone so maybe different ip
hahahah its hilarious ppl actually belive someones going to give them money over /b/. fucking /b/...
im enjoying this thread, get a job faggots
honestly I dont mind sticking shit in my butt
come on Jhon, just a time tamp Jhon, that will be all Jhon
I'm totally not going to pay.
I feel that bad for OP. I know what it's like to sleep in a car / ditch / someone elses house. It sucks the utmost balls. I'm well off now (still broke but got nice car / home) but I'll never forget how shit it was. Also, I'm not a heartless faggit like 2/3 of /b/.
I'll only deliver when payment has been confirmed. I ain't getting done in for shit.
>inb4 white knight moral fag.
Man, you don't get it. All these faggots begging for money are not going to be homeless. Zero proof of any of that. Most of the time when people come here and actually have SOME kind of proof that they will be homeless there are a few anons who will help out. Fuck these begging ass faggots. Don't feel bad for them
Dude.... HE PUT A SHARPIE.... IN HIS DUNGUS. Do you really think he's making this shit up? You either have to be shit low and shit out of luck to pop a sharpie in your anus for a measly $50. The worst part is everyone is promising a man something, and then don't deliver. It's like curb stomping a retard after he tripped and fell down. Fake and gay, yo.
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Dude stop trying to be all lolsy, you're lame and a faggot. If you really wanted to help the guy out, you would. But you don't want to and won't. So fuck off and get a life, fucking neckbeard basement dweller.
OP just sell some shit like what I'm doing to pay for my first time in a apt. My family is shit poor if anyone needed money faggot I would be on the top on the list.. Fuck
And if I could help everyone in the world, I would. But I can't. It doesn't make it less fucking shit dude, and it shouldn't desensitize a person to the point where you feel absolute zero empathy for others. Asking op to do lame shit on empty promises of remuneration and fucking weak.
I have a little cash in my paypal but I don't even know what you guys could offer me. Comparing the entertainment value I might get here to other things doesn't match up. I'm sorry I can't give any away I've honestly sold almost everything I own to help the family out, my dad recently got hospitalized a couple of months and they're downsizing our food stamps and shits tough all around, especially since we were rolling in it years back and parents threw it away gambling. Besides that if any anon has good ideas other that sharpies in ass I might be interested...
Ah someone's here, I dunno I want some one to beat the entertainment is get from just spending my cash on a movie or food Etc, give suggestions if you guys have any. First time doing this