For the people who are successful with women. What do you find is the fastest way to get laid and meet girls?
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to get them laid
go to some cheap place nightclub / discothec and wait until 5 AM (minimum)
like 75% of the girls still beeing there can be easily get laid by anyone
> do not do if u want serious realationship
>using swedish armygear only issued to those above 18
>be everything they ever need
this... does not work sadly. Grills tend to don't know what they want(some openly admit it). Best advice I can give you is be very self confident. Being very confident, spontaneous and creative works for 99/100 in experience
Ask this guy. He gets more pussy than all of us combined.
get a new hobby
join a club
get the fuck outside
womminz are everywhere, bitches say hi to me when im walking places
Ask them, 'Do you want to have sex with me?'
1) Lots of men on here can't even talk to other men. I see shit like this all the time. "Just talk to them." "Talk naturally." How are you going to talk to a stranger if you're the type to sit in a corner at a party with friends? Baby steps.
2) Not everyone here is presentable. You have to be at least average for this to be true.
3) Gaming every single woman is a waste of time, you need to aim for your attractiveness bracket.
Not a bad plan, but if you're a typical 4chan dork like I was, please don't try this.
Tinder or Plenty of fish. For POF just make a normal profile (lie a lot), attractive pics, and use an auto clicker to click yes to every girl in the meet me section. Then just screen through the ones that reply, get dates and try to fuck. (most will be DTF if they responded to you)
download the app "tinder"
act like fuckin alpha, try to meet them within the next 24h.
talk to them, be funny
kiss her - it's hard if you're not familiar with that situation but u can do it. and it's full success even it's a very awkward situation when doing this the first time. :)
Acting, my friend. Acting.
If you're fat, go lose the fat.
If you're ugly, cut your losses.
But you can fucking act. Be the person they want you to be, for those encounters.
But be strong enough to not lose yourself in the process. Happy hunting faggot.
>go to a beach with active stores around it
>walk along edge of water looking for dame of your liking
>once you find her mention abruptly that you're not with anyone at the beach and you'd like to take said girl into a nearby store so that you may treat her to something; whether it be food, clothes, or both
This works for me 6/10 when asking te girl initially if she'd like to chill an then 7/10 times I've fucked the girls.
Yeah, there actually exists other languages and cultures you fucking Amerifat ignorant bastard fuck I hate people like you. Even if you are a troll you fucking really stomp my nerves with your ethnocentrism
An ex-patriot of faggot ass USGAY
Rule1: you don't talk about /b/
1) You must first be mildly attractive/charismatic (Loose weight fatty)
2) Either meet them in neutral areas like festivals, parties, work, anywhere besides bars
3) Never say you don't want a relationship
4) If that fails okcupid
This too, I never get laid when It is obvious I want it.
How I do it, step by step:
1. Buy nice clothes that reflect your personality. For me this is Ann Demuelemeester/Alejandro Ingelmo/Raf Simons sneakers, True Religion/7forallmankind/Tiger of Sweden jeans, Designer wifebeaters or tunic tanks from fucking target, and a designer bandana or skully holding back my dreads. (This reflects me because I'm materialistic as fuck, but laid back.)
2. Get a hairstyle that reflects your personality. I have dreadlocks. (I smoke weed, I'm easy-going.)
3. Basically you want your appearance to reflect who you are.
4. Go places that have girls. Parties are good, but I also invite girls from work out with me, girls from class out with me.. I'm not religious but I've been to church before to get girls.
5. When you go out, have a friend with you, or two.
6. I'm attractive so I don't know if this'll work for average or below-average guys, but I just stand and talk with my friends while scanning the room. Eventually you'll see someone looking at you. This might take hours, or 10 minutes.
7. That bitch wants the dick. Go talk to her. At this point she knows nothing about you except what you look like, and that she wants you, so you can go up and be as alpha as you want.
8. Ask that bitch to dance, to smoke, whatever the fuck, but whatever you ask, be physical. touch her. If she flirts back, ask her to leave. They agree a lot of the time.
There's an interview with chicago rapper lil bibby, where he's asked how he picks up girls. He answers basically that he just says ay gurl u want sum fuk, and some of them say yes. It's that easy.
Choose your target, keep always the eye contact, act like a feline predator, speak slowly and smile at her, make her laugh, be brilliant, don't doubt for a single moment that her will be your and her will be. Give her your number or offer her something, act like all those things are your normal way to act.
You don't need to be beautyful...you have to communicate to her that you are the real man she's looking for her entire life.
Having a big cock is a great advantage, but u can have the largest one, but if u don't get laid no one will know it.
Sorry for my english, i'm italian and non so good in your lang.
Also, the quickest way to a girl's ..not heart, but pussy.. is through her vices. If a girl likes to drink, buy her some shots. If she likes to smoke, give her a couple cigs, smoke with her and make conversation. If she likes weed, bust out a J and blaze with her.
Tips for smoking with girls:
1. ALWAYS light her cigarette.
2. When a roach gets too small for her to hit, you hit that shit until it's burning your fingers and shotgun the smoke to her, until you're kissing.
3. Never blow smoke in her face, but if she blows smoke in yours, it's go time, she wants the dick. Kiss her right then.
4. Learn to handle a high or chain-smoking effects.
5. Learn smoking tricks.
6. Always superman a J if you have it.
Been doing that all my life. Works for the most part until they no longer want to see you. But keeping a relationship is another story
wear something generic. take her something private. use a condom, don't let her see your face.
most bitches will take a shower or some shit, removing the possibility that a pubic hair can identify you. as long as you don't spray your man-goo inside them (which is a dick move anyways), you should be okay.
2.try to ask
3.and try again
that honestly works for me, but I got a pretty face and no selfrespect(no fatties or "wtf-people") when it comes to getting laid while being single! Just try, and take the second or third no for an answer.
How so? Boomhauer just annoys bitches into it. I almost peacock and then when i see a bitch lookin' i go in for the kill. Not even close to Boomhauer.
Hippies don't wear designer clothes.
Read Ovidius' Ars Amatoria. Seriously.
Some advice need to be adapted to our times, but he was spot-on.
From his advice:
1. Don't try to look "fancy". Look clean and well-groomed. Be moderated in accessories - aim for quality, not quantity.
2. Don't go to a specific place to look for girls. Look everywhere, be attentive. And specially, if you aren't a party lover, going to parties to look for girls is stupid.
3. Learn how much to brag about. Brag too much and you'll be seen as annoying; brag too little and you'll be seen as not worth the time. The sweet spot between both vary a lot between cultures, though.
1. go to a festival
2. Don't wear stupid shit. Look like a nice guy and not like a whore, hipster, loser or a chav.
4. Talk to random girls. Whatever you do, you cannot lose. Say funny things or even try: "Hey, i know it sounds weird or something, but my ex-gf had little boobies so i never touched big ones before. Can i maybe touch yours? If you want something in return, go for it!"
Worked for me twice after talking to like 20 girls. (But I'm from germany)
5. If 1-4 is too hard to accomplish, walk straight to a girl who is alone and put your nuts deep in herr butt, then rape!
>> lower your standards
Best thing mentioned here.
Do it, this will help you.
If you are not able to do it, stop fapping to high end material and do a no fap month. After that you want to nail anything.
I got kinda carried away describing appearance, but my point was that it really matters. It's the one thing that makes a girl talk to you. Unless you're dancing, rapping, singing, gloving, something that snatches attention... appearance is all you have. I will take any questions. I would seriously bet that I turn down more bitches at bars and parties than most guys talk to.
My bad not superman.. What's it called when you suck the roach in after the final hit?
laziest way - Tinder
easiest way - super slutty club, not most clubs. but the kinky clubs or the gay clubs(girls there are more open minded)
more longterm - social circles, classes, join a club for something
god tier solution - learn how to fucking make it happen. I recommend Real Social Dynamics. they're a little fucked up. But you'll learn.
Idunno if that anon is still here, but I wear:
-a watch (not gold, everyone will assume it's fake even if it's not)
-a bandanna or skully
-a small gold chain which I keep tucked most of the time, but you can see it when the shirt comes off.
-If it's daytime I generally have sunglasses clipped on my shirt.
Clubs can be difficult - because guys go there to hookup, and girls go there to dance / drink with their friends. Usually they aren't okay with going home with totally random guys.
Through friends is probably your best bet. Find a friend (girl or guy) who has a good crop of female following, then go drink or clubbing with a group like that. They're 5x more likely to sleep with you if you met them an hour before going out to the club. - As opposed to meeting them AT the club.
It's also much easier this way.
I do this every time.. I've never hurt myself. You just have to put it out quickly.
My answer: >>558509637
You put the roach out with your mouth and swallow it. If she's been smoking she won't notice the taste, and neither will you. It looks cool, and when the girl is like wtf, you're just like.. oh... habit.. ayy lmao.
>What do you find is the fastest way to get laid and meet girls?
First you've got your order wrong. It's meet girls ---> then get laid. Get a job, go to school, you'll be surrounded by girls. It's not like they're some mythical being that is hard to find. Then treat them like shit with some humor thrown in. You'll be beating off the bitches.
Have a quiet sense of self worth and you'll do fine.
Exactly how is it retarded? It's an unexpected trick that most people are scared to do, and generally makes people react. The risks are it going into your lungs if you're retarded or burning the inside of your mouth, which if your mouth is wet enough and you hit it in the right place, you won't. So what's retarded about it?
Patience is a virtue for a reason. Not saying wait for one to fall into your lap (though that works well for long-tern relationships sometimes) but don't try to rush yourself into bed with a girl. It won't happen that way. Unless she's a giant slut. Also bag your dick. STD's aren't fun, I would imagine.
>change your last name to Vanderbilt
>lease a new BMW
>if you show up at a nightclub in the latest model BMW and your Drivers license says fucking Vanderbilt on it you will get laid no matter what you look like or how smooth you are
>hide the lease papers under your seat because women will check the glove box to see if the BMW is leased
>fuck a bitch and never return her calls
The key is to be confident and dominant. First impression is key. Don't act like the little insecure bitch you are, bitches hate that, but act strong and proud instead. Even if you're not, most guys are insecure, yet they bag girls still.
Then once you get her interested, you have to find a way to keep her interested; keep her on her toes, don't ever let her believe for one moment that you're that into her, she would fuck some other Chad or cheat and leave almost as soon as she has the opportunity.
Those are pretty much the basics but if anyone has any questions, I'd be happy to answer. I swear by my method, it gets me laid all the time.
The most successful method is to be straightforward. I haven't been with too many women, only four, but just be honest with them and make your intentions clear from the start. Let her know that you are interested in her and don't try to be too friendly. Then ask her for her number and say it would be nice to see eachother sometime. Then just flirt with her and things will proceed.
I disagree with not letting her know you're into her. I just make sure she shows way more interest in me, then I walk over and i let her know it's mutual. The key is to do it calmly, assertively, and more through body language than words.
1) be hot guy
2) if can't be 1, at least be fit
3) if not 1 and/or 2, be confident (ever wonder how that ugly fuker got the babe, usually confidence, or cash moneys...)
In reality if you have 3, you don't need 1 or 2 (although it doesn't hurt). I literally get turned off these days by how ezy it is to pick up a chick if you're confident. Once upon i time i was a unconfident teen (and about 15kg too heavy, which is more about self confidence than anything else), 15 years later and i'm picking up women 10 years younger than me, just cause of how awesome i think i am...
>find a random dumbfuck whore
>let your hormones do the rest
Getting your dick in vagina affects your hormonal system and boosts your confidence. With that you'll be a magnet for 90% of other women. It's just as easy as that. Women are basically stupid as fuck animals.
I have a pair of Predatos 2's.
Look nice as fuck. Great quality. But wear them on your fucking face, not clipped to your shirt like a hipster faggot.
A friend of mine visited me in Orlando from college in NY. He really wanted to get some Orlando pussy. He was on Tinder the whole time and ended up getting head from this sorta chubby maybe 6/10. Basically really easy, but idunno how often the easy ones are attractive.
Hey, Ohiofag total beta reporting in. Last night, got drunk with my best friend. (female) She and HER friend, let's just call her Holly, have been friends for a long time, like 9 years. Mind you, my best friend is not too unattractive(kinda fat) but Holly is a 10/10 A-List stripper from town, total fuckin' knockout.Ink,, eyes, lips legs and hips, the works. she bought a bag of wine, and the awesome ensued. ended up cheating on my wife all night, with her all to myself next to my best friend and her boytoy. I have a porno uploading to redtube right about now, post links later. Anyway, my point is, you don't have to be confident or assertive or in any way "alpha" to bag the truly sexy. I can tell you most girls with a maturity level and life experience congruent to yours will be easily turned on by honesty, choice of words and a general attitude of just not giving a fuck. wait for it, man. Wait, and the universe will reward you.
A wise man once said, 'lower your standards and improve your average'...
I mis-spoke--or mis-typed, rather. You can show interest in her, but I meant that you should not ever let her get into the mindset that it's a sealed deal, that you're hers; she'll use that. Sure, you can dig her a bit and be open about that, but don't go catching one-itis, and to put it bluntly never put that pussy on a pedestal.
Actually, I am a hemiplegic migraine sufferer. I was told by a neurologist to wear them inside when using the PC, which I don't, but still.
Gonna listen to him over you.
Fact of the matter is, why buy sunglasses to clip on your shirt like a faggot?
I use to have a picture of a guy with sunglasses on his face and the same pair clipped on his shirt simultaneously. Looked fucking ridiculous.
And you don't need that shit to land a qt. Confidence is the key.
Because I have a bit of social anxiety although I am more than average looking I noticed that when I behave like a total asshole (when the alcohol and the situation make me like that), not showing that I care for the girl and generally have the attitude of a douche I always score a girl.
>Get a hairstyle that reflects your personality.
No you need to focus on a hairstyle that reflects the shape of your face. The same with your eyebrows and facial hair. Very important to stay neat and not look like a goddamn freak.
Well of course that looks ridiculous. You wear them over your eyes outside, and clip them on your shirt inside for convenience. Better than wearing them on your head.
Leave with you..
I'm not jelly. What the fuck is all over it???
a) put out a roach with your mouth
b) swallow it
c) think that makes you sexy / badass, honestly, whatever i dunno
d) "hurr durr, habbit"
e) she wont notice the smell
pretty much your entire story, chopped up into little parts - they're all fucking retarded
First you gotta know what kind of female your looking for. Girls like guys that treat them like another person, not a potential vagina. Rule #16 is a rule to live by "No girls exist on the internet". Apply that to real life. Don't give females a pedestal to sit on. Don't laugh or agree with everything they say. When you grovel at a girl and act as if she can do no wrong you've already fucked yourself Anon. A girl wants a guy that can do without her. The more you focus on bettering yourself the more females will want you.
Lower your standards for a while until you learn the female dynamic. It can be applied to 80% of women. Go for girls you know yo can get and eventually you'll learn there's not a single female you couldn't get.
I've always wondered too what separates some males from others?
Like if you're a leswag fag you can go around and slap girls asses even if you don't know them and it's OK and they laugh and shit and like it. But people like me, I could do that and they would wanna file charges, when I am well kept (I dress in neat shit, have nice shoes, etc..).
Some anons say it's because they see and expect more in me but that I feel is sympathetic talk.
>>this is what betas actually believe
There's just a shit monsoon of misinfo on this thread. Just a bunch a pimply lame brains who read e-books about what it takes to be an alpha male. Then tossing a turd to the crowd hoping someone picks it up thinking it's a baby ruth bar.
Hahah to the previous three replies.
>this is why I love /b/
There is no fast way. Also working out is a waste of time.
What you have to do is Master the Art of Communication. Spend your free time studying conversation skills. Stay away from all that PUA stuff though... cringe. Just learn how to hold a conversation, and be able to look a girl in the eyes while doing it.
You can get puss in your trailer park. Like the two girls on Little Birds who are less fortunate. I would wreck them both.
It is my dream to find a virgin qt who doesn't have shit, and I want to pick her up and give her a good life. Is this beta?
If you think it's retarded, whatever, don't do it;)
Yeah no I got that it's just, you can definitely make your mouth wet after, it's just not the default state. fucker.
Easy and fast:
rate yourselt (or let others rate you - but only those who do it honest) on a scale from 1 - 10.
Then only go for girls that would be rated at least two numbers lower than you. you're a six, you go for a four.
not rate after your personla preferences (if you like girls with strange noses keep in mind that's not what an average person would like).
Keep in mind that things like small tits don't lower ratings that much.
Also keep in mind that chubby girls can have a lot of admirers when they are actually pretty (nice face and hourglass like figure) and they will see themselves higher then they are even if you might rate them very low.
then just talk to her, she'll be so happy you talk to her it'S not that important what you say.
Talk to her nad let her talk, the more you can, even if you're not the talking like guy, say whaterver comes to your mind about any argument you can think, that's how you get chicks
This guy knows what's up. POF is so simple and the girls are easy as fuck. I just send the something retarded along the lines of "hey I need to find a side kick" or something to start a convo then get number fuck and never respond again.
Alpha male 3rd degree reporting in.
I'll write you a brief guide OP.
Main ways of getting laid:
-Have a decent image on social media (No you don't have to be a swag fag or any other gay ass fad)
-Add local girls in your area
-Send them messages and be confident and casual
example " Hey I thought you were good looking and I was wondering if I can get to know you better"
Take it from there. and eventually try an meet up with them.
>Bars & Parties
-Always go to the bar or a party with a group of friends. (not your douchiest of friends)
-Usually there will me mutual friends so you'll broaden your acquaintances.
-Try to join an inner circle of your friends talking to people they know when there are girls in the mix
-Jump in and shake their hands and introduce yourself.
Its really not as hard as you think dude. You just need to be confident, have a sense of style, and zero in on signs they give you.