Obligatory request for a guy with a bong in his hand laying on a bed made of space
> dead space
Not at all! Tell me how the various reptiles look amongst the reptilian subspecies. Or at least some brief description of their differences.
....and how they'd approach a human male they're interested in..
Requesting her trying to give a titfuck with her small boobs.
So does anyone actually want some changes to be considered to SC to make it more "Welcoming" or w/e
Requesting lewds of the girl in back, preferably giving a blowjob.
The character doesn't have any porn at all except a couple nudes, this needs to be rectified
All good mang, Guayo gotcha.
ni-ni, sleep well my friend.
Eeeugh, sorry, can't do at the moment.
Dont know what you mean, it's the basic ink pen, or ballpoint pen honestly.
I just fidget around till I find what I like or download shit off of google.
Sorry for the lateness. busy busy busy
can i get someone to draw this? its my unarmed char actor from skyrim named Mr.Fister
you should see this ego when i'm chatting with marc
lacerta hominis has adapted close to human culture, being very human like in comparison to other reptile species, they are more accepted than their monstrous cousins. Though relationships between their kind and humans are rare, they typically follow human dating patterns.
Draco hominis haven't adapted well to human culture due to their large stature and monstrous appearance and introverted society, and have plummeted in population due to genocides during the dark ages. Their low population has made them very loyal to their own kind and very rarely have serious relationships with outsiders, though flings happen. Draco Hominis are matriarchal like their Feral cousins the Dragons, Females growing much larger than males, and are more aggressive... a female would typically take the lead in courtship.
Ueteres see humans as a blight on the earth, most in fact see Midguard (Earth) as being Doomed and have fled to Helheime and The Broken Planes... the ones who remain on Earth live a relatively isolationist life... if a human would want to date a Ueteres (also known as an Old one), you would have to renounce your humanity and join their society... you would have to show you hated your own kind, to humans you would be considered a traitor, to the Old ones, you would be considered one of them, treated as an equal...
I could go into deeper detail but, lol still drawing.
also he rips out hearts and collects jewels
Yall niggas finally got here?
> tfw I turn the gravity switch on and send everyone back down to earth.
I will fuck you, and then right before you cum im gonna pull out and slap the fuck out of your pussy
This will cause the muscles to loosen up exponentially. Loose enough to where i will be able to fit my most of my fist in you for a split second. This will cause the most intense orgasm you have ever had in your entire life.
How do you...turn the gravity on, in space...to head towards eart..what.
Getting internet disconnected in two days, so I probably wont be on these threads as much, even less posting, mostly lurking, just know Ill always be watching you cuties.
Other than that news, sweating like a pig cuz Japan's summer is fucking hot and sleepy.
Yeah I'm using it right now, it's just that all my tools always look like this
Most people buy a graphic drawing tablet. Brands like wacom, bamboo, or something like that. You can get a good quality one for around ~$50. In Sai there is also a place above the canvas called stabilizer that makes for smoother lines.
I heard you guys complaining about boring unoriginal OCs. I have come to save you all from despair with the most original OC of all time.
I'm actually going to bed.
I'm just here to say you all tricked me into thinking my EP was shit. But i have received praise for people who have seen my shows for it.
So thanks for upsetting me like usual. I was correct, like usual though.
What the fuck...We are both laughing our asses off at this shit...hue
I can choose the direction in which I want (the gravity that I form/use) to go. The creativity is with graviteh us boundless. But of course I'd flip the direction in small increments so we don't all plummet to our death.
oh my god
you're turning me into a full blown lesbian
When do you think you'll be getting your internet back? Or is it a time will tell type of deal.
wait. when did people think i got banned?
last night a guy bought me a beer because he loved me
today i gave a copy to another salesman at costco. he came right back in after his lunch break. TOOK A FUCKING SELFIE WITH ME and said "hahah! Now i can lie and tell everyone i knew you before you were famous!"
I shit you not. That has never happened to me before.
Oh jeez, this is just sad.
Get the popcorn, I think he's staying for a while.
Of course, and I have some throw away ones.
The thing in this one is a Lamia, which isn't technically part of any of those reptilian groups I listed before, but I figured you might like it, I have some pics on my tumblr, but I don't have anything to do with my lore on it, I try to hide my power level... I'd be happy to discuss my lore further.
Wait till they remind 4 more times to cut the limbs.
I call bullshit/tom cruise.
pffft, get a load of pussy puncher eh?
Fuck the popcorn where are the credits?
First thing first, you don't fucking punch their pussy like a plastic bag.
you gave no answer which either means you don't want to jump the gun and say it before she does or it's been talked about between you two but not confirmed.
so that would be a yes.
Sadly, time will tell.
But as I said always be watching you drawfags at work and I'll be as active as possible, just not as much.
Please don't start saying shit like that.
Honestly man, what is this? The internet, stays like that, I'm here to draw shit and have fun with it.
But I think you're cool to, anon.
Just don't be falling into the classifications of the civilization is all.
I certainly appreciate the lamia and can sympathize with hiding power levels.
But you're right, my favorite is lizards girls, usually more feral in appearance (elongated faces, more stoic expressions unless genuinely moved/aroused, etc).
But yes, your lore is fascinating. Do share more about the three lizard cultures. Just how does each look in comparison?
Also you draw quite well. Do you take requests? Perhaps commissions if I'd be interested in several panel sets?
Regardless, do share more! I could only imagine how a Draco hominis would pursue a human male as her interest, or what would cause such a relationship to appear as a possibility in her mind.
Especially given their matriarch reclusive nature.
Hell last thread someone mentioned how great it was you were gone...
Just because some douche irl likes you, doesn't mean everyone does, and that guy at Costco was probably fucking with you... I've sarcastically taken selfies with someone and said those exact words to people, fucking with them.
he knows his way around a lady, it's cool
when does the alarm bell ring?
we're in highschool again, right?
It's just complicated. I've just lost all motivation to draw, after realizing most of the bad feedback I got is true. I'm not even really an artist to be honest. So I've stopped posting. I'm just watching.
By the way, I am currently working at might need to depart for a few hours. I will return, and you certainly are welcome to post multiple posts of info. I'll definitely read it all! Your reptilian lore sounds great!
I look forward to our conversations, my new friend.
I do take requests, and I do take commissions, however, commissions take me a lot of time, and I'm not the best at coloring...
message me on tumblr at any time... I answer back usually very quickly. If not there, you can always "summon" me via the thread, I lurk constantly.
Welcome to logic class.
pffft, this is just great, Might as well call him lady killer.
Crossing my fingers and hoping this doesnt look wonky as fuck
Nigga do you think I'm an artist?
No, I just draw fucker, I draw because I like it, not because others like it.
Step up nigga, fight for your right, live and let die, all that fucking philosopher/music quotes fuck man, just get in the groove and join up and slam jam the dance.
Is it really such a hard concept to grasp?
I know its fucking hysterical, but are you really too much of a prude to be curious as to if it actually works?
>Look who im asking
>A girl who lives in an entire city full of shallow people
>About as sexually liberated as a synagogue
I just stole a wacom tablet. What are all these buttons even for?
It's hard, because you seem bro tier, anon. Super bro.
You did good
Is that spongebob titty
Good actually, wouldn't flip my shit over it but wow, looks good.
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Mostly for hotkeys, but just practice drawing and getting used to the pressure on the tablet and all that jazz.
In my experience it took me about a week to get used to my shitty Wacom Create, it's all broken down now but it works as a show.
I'm everyone's bro if they need one man.
Even Heaven needs some love for his faggy ass to man.
Live and let die fuck man, why is it so hard for you fuckers to understand that some people just want to chill.
Requesting everyone make their character here.
(this is what i look like on stage <3)
it was my bad, metal gear rising took a lot longer than i thought to get to a good stopping poiint. I posted in the last thread and people got boners for me, so a repost for them i guess. dont worry though, in the afternoon tomorrow i may start another one of my patented STALKER threads and it may get spammed. i hope.
fuck bed bugs, there scary as hell
I won't blast, but how are we judging here?
I would say 8-9 just to be safe.
There is no such thing as a full 10 puss.
I don't like pet cemeteries.
getta load of this nigga
he's dead man
that's not cool
if he's punching pussy like that he's literally a lady killer
it's fuckin' ridiculous bruh
where do you think we are?
>dat scrubs reference
Do you like sanitariums or counseling centers? How about shitty low rent apartments? She's probably in one of those three places.
so you two are really doing it?
Fuck man, why do you keep secrets like this from us? We're like your fucking family. You're supposed to tell us this kind of shit. Well I'm really happy for you guys, you have everyone's blessing from the draw community.
No... either draw something the people in the chat like, or go away... if you want to learn to get good, theres things you can do to improve, but if you're gonna keep being annoying and not try, then we're going to keep telling you to fuck off and keep calling you a fucking shitstain.
what's the shit? i just got here.
i get blamed for everything here
1. Every spam
3. People who yell at me
4. Someone sending CP
How many more thing are you gonna blame me for?
Nigga your tactic is shit. Let's get real. Pain over pleasure. No matter how you look at it. If that woman isn't used to hf gettin plowed by mammoth meat, then you aren't getting a fist in there. Just accept that normal people, like the individuals you are talking to, have their own tactics that end in awesome sex. Chill out with your monk in the mountains voodoo shit.
oh my god
you.... you really are stupid
you aren't pretending
nigga you don't know me
So you're saying you're better than I am?
I don't have a high opinion of my own ability but I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread will tell you, your kindergarten shitscribbles are nothing compared to me.
You draw like fuckin Chris Chan for fuck sake.
I don't even care where your ex is.
I didn't know I had to update facebook or some shit like that for you people to know, and uh, thanks for your blessing?
Yeah, Fisting isn't a thing I wanna get into.
Some people just want myspace updates on this shit.
preparing for my trip to europe, pretty tiring
well you two chat a lot and talk about that and have a suspiciously close relationship outside of the threads, but in the threads you're kinda awkward and don't talk to each other as much. It seems pretty obvious that there's a little something going on between you two. We aren't judging you you know. I'm happy for you guys!
Hey, before i go to bed.
Really honestly, i like you in a nonsexual way. I don't ever want to have sex with you. But i do want to be your friend c:
I think you're amazing. I see through you. I see the good in you.
Odds are: you'll continue hating me, but my opinion hasn't changed of you for months now
my skype is
if you care
Thanks anon, that really summarizes how i feel at the moment. I appreciate it.
now now point dexter, no one in thread is the same off thread.
It doesn't break a rule.
last thread they did some, though I'm teaching Her slowly.
Ew, I don't wanna touch that.
It's all good. It's just not common. I have large hands. If i dad that to a woman she'd feel like she was giving birth.
Bitches be having orgasms but say it's kinda hard to because it hurts a bit at some points that you are hittin deep sugar walls. So if you're shoving a falcon pawnch in that mug I expect a orgasm kill. At least with the bitches around these parts
But that's my social class. I am a cool creep. I like being a creep. It suits me.
Kindergarten drawings. YES! That's what i'm going for.
But add a bunch of perverted creepy shit. That's me ;)
She did a request of my character.
Well your art is shit, Kindergarten drawings aren't good you dumbass, no matter the subject... if it looks like shit, it looks like shit... if you want to actually try theres people who can help you, but if you're gonna keep shitting out those pieces of shit, you might as well leave or make your own shit thread to shit up... you're unwanted here you little Bellend. We try to help you to improve, and you ignore it claiming "Muh muh style, you just don't understand it" well if your audience doesn't understand it, you're fucking doing it wrong...
YOU DONT SHOVE UR WHOLE FIST IN BRUH
JUST YOUR 4 FINGERS AND MAYBE A THUMB. You can apply less or more fingers for a beat or tight gurl, but the technique is the same more or less for all pussies.
What the fuck is a bolivian, you need to shit post more.
I feel like some people in this thread have no idea what they're doing in sex, c'mon
punching a woman's vagina? Fuck man, poor gal.
There is alot more to sex than just ramming your blood stick in her ponooch, especially if she has alot of things to grab on, ya know man, ya gotta see if she's a real beauty and touch her all over the place
Iunno,i'm just going off on a tangent.
Is Eva mad that we found out?
I mean I think the idea of a draw couple irl is cute, and I've hung around here since right before Eva first started so it's cool to see how draw threads can bring people together.
Leave with everyone feeling feels then come back to the extreme hate, jesus christ guys just chill and draw you fucks, Im still taking requests, and you asshats should to.
Love you all tho.
I am now because you ignore everything everyone tells you, you claim "Muh... Muh style" well art doesn't work like that... you have to adapt and get better, you can't just stay in the kindergarten shitscribble stage and call yourself a genius, because you're fucking not, you're a fucking pillock with the delusional self esteem of Peggy fucking Hill.
You're worse than fucking Andrew Dobson.
A few of us are teaching her, myself included.
Yes I was yelled at for not being high enough.
>Thinks I'd do something to piss her off that wasn't funny in the end.
who was phone?
You have to buy the DLC.
is that why you've been ignoring me?
awww dude what happened?
we talked like friends for a brief moment in time. why can't we go back to that? i want to be your friend i promise
Yeah, no shit slapping someone on the cunt is gonna hurt a little. But thats what causes the tight muscles (from the orgasm) to loosen up for a split second, even looser than they usually are and allows you to shove more fingers in than usual.
Im tired of explaining this, should have known normal people dont do shit like this. Basic ass punks.
niggas treatin' drawthreads like real life n shit
could hardly hold my dinner down reading this
i admit i haven't done a real request lately
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY
shit sucks man
i either get lewd ones or some that involve my character doing something
i said in the last thread i live in san diego
>could hardly hold my dinner down reading this
okay. won't change how i feel.
God you're so hurtful
But i'm still nice to you :S
I don't try to piss you off. I'm just me.
Whatever, i don't get you. Fuck you're so cute.
You are also the reason i started wearing bows in my hair
meow meow meow meow meow
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU have subjected this community to the HOTTEST game show sweeping across the galaxy!!!! For the next seven days between the hours of 1AM and 3AM, I, the Triviemperor, God of Trivia, will call you on this number and give you all chances to win some extravagant prizes!
ooh was it with marc? A candlelit romantic dinner with smooth jazz playing in the background?
Then what's after? A nice candlelit rose bath together? Then drying each other off and having Marc carry you to bed while you have like 2-hour long intimate sex and cuddling to sleep afterward? I may write a fanfic about this 50 Shades of Grey style
was he the one you went to comic con with too?
No, You're not... you're actually fucking terrible and that is really insulting to Syd Barrett.
You are a hack... someone who thinks far too highly of themselves... seriously...
Look at that fucking shit... anyone can draw that... ANYONE... I don't even have to try to draw that... hell I don't even have to try to draw better than that.
I am also in California.
Expecting real life scoops.
you barge into my house and you ask me these questions?
Stop calling me.
i still believe FIRMLY i will be a millionaire before i am 30. Also the most influential artist of the 21st century
Yes it is because of Sidhe
I am actually one of the greatest musicians to work the earth. My innovation will be higher than any artist before me.
I have most the ideas right now.
5 albums of sheer musicial revolution.
Please be my friend again Sidhe. You're so fucking cute
Translation: I am listening
> tfw people don't know about Vu's mimicking powers
>Tfw i am from Kansas
>Tfw i live in the largest city
>Tfw its full of niggers
>Tfw cigarettes are 5 dollars a pack and arizona tea is 99 cents
>Tfw the only things to do here are drugs and sex
>Tfw you fuckers have no idea how to party
Ladies and Gentlemen.
TO MAKE IT CLEAR
I will be a millionaire before i am 30
I will be one of the most innovative musicians of all time
I will destroy gender roles
I will be one of the most influential musicians of the 21st century
DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING SAY IT AGAIN
GET IT RIGHT NIGGA
he's the one who got me my ticket man
is that.... is that chris?
Oh, it's all kinds of great fun! I'll fully explain the rules tomorrow, but essentially, every participant will be chosen at random to answer the questions given to them. Answer them correctly, and you get a prize! Answer INcorrectly...
Yes it is.
Now stop being so mean to me. I don't even judge you remotely. I don't know why you feel the need to look down on me. I feel no better than you
> tfw i am from Nicaragua
> tfw i live in a pretty chill town
> tfw our "president" has been president for 18 years
> tfw everything is pretty chill except for fucking politics and our retarded ass president being a nutsucker and as bipolar
> tfw you have no idea how it is to hold a bro when he's bleeding out
> tfw you should probably come visit Nicaragua cuz tourism helps bro.
Notice how it looks like manny pacquiao socked him in the chest, also notice the disgusting derpy face that seems to be lopsided and the self-cut hair.
This "man" is a genetic defect and probably the reason the spartans did what they did with wonky babies.
You are beautiful. I read every word you type with unimaginable interest whilst noticing every adorable subtlety as you respond. I soak in every word while enjoying your eyes, lips, and that wonderful dimple. I want to be with you all the time so I can bask in your essence; I'm scared it will never happen, though. I mourn every day for the one I love, but they're not dead. You're right in front of me, but I can't reach you. You're untouchable, like a star. The chances of me becoming an astronaut are unlikely, but all I could hope for is a miracle. The miracle is you. I want to bone you.
you shouldn't... I literally would chop my tits off if I ever found out your shit music went anywhere, because it is so god damn bad, that I feel that if it caught on, I would lose my last small fucking shred of humanity.
You are the worst musician I have ever heard, and the worst artist in the damn thread. You don't even try to improve, then try to say you're better than everyone...
At this rate... you will not be a millionare... ever... you'll be stuck in your shitty mediocre existence, and the day you die of your own mental retardation, is the day I dance for 24 hours on your god damn grave to the song little apple.
You will not be an innovative musician at this point... I've lit farts that sounded better than your godawful singing and your shit guitar riffs.
You will not even be a musician, if anyone pays for your shit, they'll do it out of pity because they'll think your bum fuck retarded.
Jesus Titty fucking Christ I don't know why I'm so fucking pissed off...
> answer INcorrectly
Translation: What will you fuqn do? HUH? PUNK?
Vu has anger issues to cinematic pauses
Dream is over there.
Pffffft, it was a waste, though seeing the sharknado 2 people was fun, free stuff and all that~
>being this upset you can't punch her pussy
he brought a laptop down with him
i was wondering what was up with that cereal bowl in his chest
he's a cutie~
asshole ate most of my sandwich
okay, i am sorry
I have legit people helping me out because they think i will be a star.
I HAVE LEGITLY BEEN TOLD I WILL BE FAMOUS MORE THAN 5 TIMES
I am glad, because you have to chop your tits off when you find out i start the next "generation of music"
Prepare for your locals bars to be flooded with people ripping off my style
...then you will have to do a physical challenge. Fail that and you WILL be hunted down until you are eventually killed. No questions asked. I've been studying all of you freaks for a while now and I've grown tired of watching you mindlessly tard your way through these threads. I've grown bored of it. That is all.
Enough with the fedora-tippin would you?
Seriously, enough with this personal bullshit.
Chris, you will be a rockstar if you snort enough coke, don't worry.
Can we get BACK on track with this drawthread and draw some requests?
If not might aswell just lurk.
I wish I was cute enough to attract people... I'm a total Frump
Its hard because I used to use the whole "Muh... Muh style" excuse... I was never batshit fucking delusional like him... but I used to roll around in the furry hugbox praise and didn't improve like a fucking shiteating fuckwad.
>Implying people will ever stop responding to him
I'm just awaiting the day this chucklefuck finally collapses in front of his computer or he finally appreciates the few e-friends he actually had and just leaves with them. Which ever comes first, I welcome it.
DAW. Ok now you guys are officially cuties.
Make them difficult, fuqboi.
wait, if they were both posting under the same wifi, they'd have the same ID no matter the fact that they're using different devices...
I won't believe them until I see them both having the same ID
People eat the whole bait and cry for more. He milks them from all he wants and those little cunts still think they're better that him, because they insulted him while saging or told him to kill himself.
I lost all hope. People are retards, so when Chris is around thread is as good as while lucario spam.
Huuurr, it was good so fuck you.
I don't like fisting.
>punch with tongue
The heavens have spoken.
>me irl bby~
Fine we'll shag or w/e.
FUCK YOU. I mean that in the nicest way.
Bagman isn't the ONLY black drawfag in the group chat and the threads. I'm Heavie, or Kokuen. Whatever floats your boat
>Should I even bother?
Depends. Do you actually have an interest in drawing, or do you just want to desperately fit into the circlejerk?
Spend some time practicing and find out for yourself-
And i told you I was gonna be famous
sorry I had to show you all how cool I looked.
bye bye C:
Thank you for helping me decide to post again.
Anything we can do or is it a bit too busy in here?
Awesome, I spose. I just want to get in and contribute, I ask for enough pictures.
Its been happening for years. Why celebrate now?
DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE THAT FROM ME FUCKER
I SAW THAT
YOUR MISTAKES WILL ALWAYS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FUCKER
>Completely. Fucking. Nuts.
This thread is 2insane4me
>Otaku couples who have idle chit chat while pretending they are banging
>Insane narcissists who believe they will rule the world with shitnoise
>Heaven role-playing with Marc and Eva
>Some newfag pretending they know remotely what is going on
And im the crazy one for "punching" pussies
Eva and my arm today.
(save it now because I have to delete it soon before she looks at the thread again) you're welcome.
Eh, I'm a fucking troll. Well actually... thats insulting trolls...
What is this group chat I keep hearing about?
Because I live under a bridge and steal the souls of infants.
Because I have to wear a necklace of bacon to get my dogs to look at me
Because I'm such a hermit, the sun burns my pale ghostly flesh
Because I've been told I have date rape face... by my reflection
Because I have the personality of a Hornet's next, you never want to go near it and if you do it stings the shit out of you and writes Fuck you in big block letters in a cartoon fashion
Because I fear intimacy... and it fears me
Because my voice is like giving helium to little John
Because I've literally induced vomitting and make a great alternative to ipecac
God... I know I have more but they aren't coming to me, I'm honestly still pissed.
One more... I'm like if Penelope Cruz and the M'lady Fedora guy fucked and had a baby.
Eh I put myself down all the time, ask... well everyone who knows me in these threads.
Several couples across the years. more than a handful so I'm not gonna bother listing them
Is anything interesting happening tonight besides the latest romantic gossips?
Thanks friend, it means a lot to me.
I HATE you
I hate your arm
I hate everything about you
Do you even know who i am?
im not crazy. im actually really normal. Only a few drawfags can understand
I could never have sex with that
sorry thats offensive. shes beautiful but not my type at all
Oopsie - I wonder if she can guess who did that…
What do you think?
>Friday night in Aussieland
>thread is being throd
I don't know why I expected anything different.
I'd go over to /tg/ to draw eldar smut but they'd probably kill me over a quest thread I run
Drawing with a tablet does not feel at all the same as working with pen and paper. Holy shit I am not good at this.
can I please have my $400 commision yet?
get your shit together anon
Narssicism is relatively normal, in that it occurs as often as psychopathy and other such personality disorders. One of the main symptoms being, and I quote:
"1. An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) "
Google the ailment, it's fascinating, and at the same time we have the opportunity to see the disorder in action, right here!
Chris is our lab rat.