rip in pieces jamie mchenry, he was a total faggot.
>friend anon calls
>he says "whats up"
>not much playing vidya u lol
>greg is kill
>i call my other friend anon in russia
>just eating snow
>greg is kill
I understand why we made fun of our first an hero, but... This kid didn't an hero. He didn't do anything. His family is mourning the loss of their 15 year old child
The world is fricken small, though. I saw this kid posted on the timeline of a friend whose son has cancer. I don't know how they knew each other, and it was just a link to the family's Facebook page.
This kid, who has cancer, has a Facebook page dedicated to him, so his mom and dad can get support. People sent the kid cards and money on his birthday, which was two weeks ago.
This kid, who is about to lose his lung to cancer, had a page made about him by 3 kids from 4chan. They mocked him. They mocked his mom. They talked about how funny it was that he was dying. He's also 15. He got the news he was going to lose his lung the day after the 4chan page went up
Stuff like this isn't funny to me. You wouldn't think it was funny if it was your brother, or your son, or your best friend
Obituary for Gregory David Woeckener
Gregory David Woeckener, 15, of Tallahassee, passed away on Wednesday, July 23, 2014, at his residence. A Celebration of Life will be held at 2:00 PM on Saturday, July 26, 2014, at Celebration Baptist Church.
A native of Plantation, FL, Gregory was formerly of Hickory, NC and had lived in Tallahassee since 2011. He was a student at Lawton Chiles High School and his favorite subjects were math and science. He was a member of Celebration Baptist Church where he was active in the youth group. One of his favorite pastimes was playing the Xbox.
Gregory is survived by his parents, Phillip and Donna Woeckener of Tallahassee; sister, Katie Woeckener of Asheville, NC; maternal grandmother, Mary Schuster of Tallahassee and paternal grandparents, Ed and Marla Woeckener of Asheville, NC.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to the Student Ministry of Celebration Baptist Church.
To send flowers or a memorial gift to the family of Gregory David Woeckener please visit our Sympathy Store.
You lot have crossed the line you think your cool ? No your losers who obviously never revived any attention from there mum when they where young, so you sit behind keyboards trolling ?? You obv have no friends in real life and you try to do obscene stuff to impress each other ?? Well karma will hit your hard rip Greg , and I fell bad for his family .. Fuck 4 chan 3/4 are virgins who will never be loved so rot in hell
Fuck Greg's little faggy ginger nigger self. I hope demons posses his soul, resurrect him, then throat his mom till she suffocates while he cucks his dad. Yeah I'm fucking on edge, what the fuck are you pussy faggots gonna do about it?
Obvious samefagging is obvious
>mfw no proxy
Are they going to put me in gitmo because muh political correctness?
now now ID 'spermzareyou'
we've been through this.
no bumsy wumsies for you.
you'll have to find some guy who finds you attractive.
i recommend the blind institute for your looks.
perhaps the blind deaf and dumb institute to cope with your personality
Yes I think it is Summer
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>implying you've seen me
You sure are a stupid faggot
my gay lover
>You lot have crossed the line you think your cool ?
i'm very cool. jelly?
> No your losers who obviously never revived any attention from there mum
master of english has spokenated
>when they where young, so you sit behind keyboards trolling ??
thanks for the diagnosis sigmund
> You obv have no friends in real life
yeah. they all died of ball cancer and i masturbated over their graves to rub it in.
> and you try to do obscene stuff to impress each other ??
well that and because it gives me orgasms.
> Well karma will hit your hard
what a retard.
oh my fucking sides. i'm gonna get kicked in the nuts by buddha
> rip Greg
yeah. rip him a new one, god
you care so fucking much you can't even be bothered writing out R.I.P.
> , and I fell bad for his family
what? in love?
you want to fuck his family?
including the dog?
and the dad?
and grandad who doesn't always make it to the toilet in time?
> .. Fuck 4 chan 3/4 are virgins who will never be loved so rot in hell
>rot in hell
how do you rot and burn at the same time?
Saging purely to hide your ID from the rest of the thread automatically qualifies you as a faggot, congrats
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>Being THIS new to /b/
>asked on his page if they have any NEW nekid pictures of Greg and if not could they please get some before putting that sexy little body in the ground.
what a fucking disgrace you cunts are. the kid had cancer for fucks sake, leave it the fuck alone. what if people were raiding one of your family members' page?
pic related, don't fall of that edge, faggots
nigger you're the summernigger that has been here maybe 2 months, if you don't like the edge going on here go back to reddit nigger
obviously you weren't here back in the /b/ days.
fucking /b/ being overrun by white knight reddit niggers
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit fag.got. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
You are an animal. Let her rest man.
Hahahah You actually sound like a kid trying to be edgy and cool
You don't even know when to use a comma or a period, and you're calling other people stupid because they don't see a reason to bully the parents of a recently passed little kid. LOL
>tfw mechromancer save is glitched and I no longer wish to play borderlands
He didn't die of cancer. It's much worse. Well. Sort of. Depends who you ask
He had a heart infection. It came on one night, and his family thought it was the flu. He was still sick the next day. Tired and nauseous. His parents took him to the doctor, but the doctor told them to just go to the ER. He was running a fever of 105. By the time they drove the 10 minutes to the ER, Greg had developed blue splotches every where. Before he even got inside, his heart failed.
No one knows how people get heart infections like that. He'd been at the doctor the other day getting blood drawn, so they think maybe something was on his skin when they poked him with the needle
People die from them every week. If you feel suddenly violently ill, don't just assume it's a flu. See a doctor and get your heart checked
>my buddy greg and me are warching some boring tv show
>suddenly it ends
>a movie is about to start
>it's shrek 2
>we get happy
>greg is having a seizure
>i don't notice it because i am excited
>suddenly the smell of onions fills the room
>i have a boner
>i hear the door break
>shrek is there
>he grabs greg with his left arm
>grabs me with his right arm
>he whispers "don't worry, it will be ogre soon"
>he fucks me and fills me with his ogre-cum
>he fucks greg and do the same
>omg greg you are ginger, gingers are allergic to ogre-cum
>today i heard that my buddy died of cancer
>he is in the ogre-heaven now
>someday i will be with him
>Shrek i love shrek is life
i miss u geg
rmemba when we blazin an da cops came?!?!?!
an u was all like sheeeeiiiiittttt
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The kid loved Xbox. It was appropriate. As the person who talked about how wrong this is, I'm mad someone posted a link to the 4chan page. I don't want his parents to see this
>NEWFAGS don't know about RULE #1 and RULE #2
Bitch when i was in 8th grade we watched the Space Shuttle Challenger blow up during second period science and it's just as funny today as it was back then.
>suk my ass you butthurt newbabyfag
>being that old and still being on 4chan
>thinking its funny that children lost their parents
>people lost their spouses
>people lost their best friends
It isn't my problem you have severe emotional disabilities
>Bitch when i was in 8th grade we watched the Space Shuttle Challenger blow up during second period science and it's just as funny today as it was back then.
Posting that on Obit page.
>not my fault youre a lil fucking girl
>man da fuk up!! everyone 404's some sooner than others.
>not my problem you're a sexist old man who uses 4chan
>not my fault you're so emotionally disabled you think it's hysterical when people have their worlds destroyed by the death of a loved one
>being this much of a tryhard
>had hit fucking rock bottom
Only way is up anon
Free shipping on gift baskets for his family.
If you think *that* was gay, just wait until those comments get deleted in about 5 minutes, since I contacted a website moderator.
I don't think they realize that /b/ can be nice sometimes and isn't the internet hate machine that everyone proclaims it.
naw, he returned to the thread later and said it felt good to go for a jog, but his asthma kept him from going full speed.
Even if he wont get zyzz in the next year, maybe he took the first steps to becoming less fat.
At least it was a nice thread.
Pussy mother fucker deserved to die. Besides he had no soul, he is an ginger!
like dis if u cry eberytim
What /b/tards are doing is tasteless, that's for sure.
All you people crying at these retards posting stupid shit on this kid's memorial page are forgetting 2 things:
1) You are in /b/. You are new to /b/. You don't know shit. You are not a majority here. This thread has made me realize how this website has gotten so popular among le reddit and le tumblr, as the moral compass seems to be shifting a little (see: newfags getting offended).
2) If a loved one of yours has died, why on earth would you make a website that accepts public comments? This the Internet, remember? There are people out there that just don't give a shit about you, or your family, or whatever happened to you. So you make this little page and expect people (who don't know anything about your life) to post something nice because you are a snowflake? When they are anonymous?
Godamnit, if you don't want to get nasty comments or get your feelings hurt, DON'T POST SENSITIVE THINGS ON THE INTERNET. Poor kid. Cancer is nasty, and it runs on the family. But you can be sure I won't make a webpage of my grandpa when he dies BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING PRIVATE AND SACRED. Want to attention-whore a tragedy? Expect this kind of shit.
He could have been a great president...