shove this up your ass without puncturing your rectal walls, win a million dollars
Sharp to get in those hard to reach anal.
I call it the umbrella. It's designed for children with very little pocket money.
beat me to it
Stick your dick in it, or stick in it your ass! Your choice!
behold, the "Anal Impaler"
The fucking "system" thinks my name is spam, therefor, i need to simplify it to this shit name.
mfw all the dildos look like chess pieces
(see, it even has a nose. And a hat!)
this is the cover to the next Justice album
Maximized length for extra pleasure. Coated with ridges for the best experience.
A nipple that can easily go in one's ass. Meant to resemble a real nipple.
All these components with ensure that Fleshlight 2.0 is the best fleshlight/dildo you'll ever own.
Buy one now and get one free for the low, low price of 19.95! (plus shipping and handling)
The nipple also ensures a small hole so when there's cum in the fleshlight part it can squirt out the nipple like a lactation. Stick the nipple in your ass while doing this and it will feel like someone's actually blowing a load inside you!
"The Dragon Egg"
>ever wonder what it feels like to give birth?
>now you can!
god damnit, should've lurked moar b4 i made dildo
"The Bee Sting"
You can't really see it but there's a hole in the stinger too
toppest of keks
I also add my own, the lamp
i can't believe this isn't a real thing
I call it the "limp lamp"
in reality it would be extremely wobbly
this is a more sharp and stronger model call the "lomp"
its like having an orgasm that out of this world-Elton john
for when you want a close encounter of a 3rd kind in your own home try the UFO.
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