Homeless stories thread?
Homeless stories thread.
I'll start with a story from when I was a kid.
>be around 11
>been homeless for about 2 years straight with my mom.
>not money other than monthly SSI checks that my mother gets for being legally blind.
>I help out, never complain, because she's my mom, you know? I'd do anything for her.
>Mom feels shitty, thinks she's a burden.
>The 1st of the month comes, its paycheck day.
>"Hey, Anon, why don't we go out to eat?"
>I tell her its a waste of money, we gotta put that toward food that lasts, rice, beans, etc.
>she's having none of it, orders me tp take her to The Jack in The Box.
>for anyone wondering, its basically a cheaper version of McDonald's, popular among the homeless in Texas.
>It wasn't much, but it was something.
>I take her there, order some food, and we sit at a table, making small talk.
>Just then, a homeless dude wanders inside the joint.
Other half has isn't a sob story, just wanted to give you guys background.
..... I'm sobbing since I have low t.
Sorry for the stupid cliffhanger, I just wanted to see if you guys cared.
>first thing this guy did was dump a assload of 40's into the trash.
>obviously fucking wasted.
>orders a fuck ton of food, pays in loose change.
>gets his food, wobbles and sits in the booth behind me.
>me and my mom notice, but don't let him bother us.
>ff 5 minutes.
>me and my mom are quietly eating, when all of a sudden, I feel something brushing the back of my hair.
>turn around slowly, the dude is just staring at my hair while stroking it.
>"You look like my boyfriend, Shawn."
>I have no idea what the fuck to do, just panicking in my booth.
>out of nowhere, a fist lands in this dudes face.
>dude is knocked to the floor, dazed.
>"Don't fucking touch my son."
>Dude gets up, throws a looping punch, my mom ducks inside it, hits the faggot in the throat.
>she drops to one knee, elbow to the nuts.
>guy just drops like a rag doll.
>mom drops a hammerfist to the dude's head.
>Cops come, arrest guy, they help us into a shelter for the night.
>we don't get any sleep because I bug my mom all night about how she became a Blind Brawler.
I have more stories, but not any more Blind-fu.
Mom only unleashed the dragon once.
It was enough.
Alright here's another story.
>me and mom are leaving the shelter we're staying at, gotta leave during the day.
>most days, we went to the library, she could read if she pressed the books to her face.
>pretty funny shit, honstly.
>anyway, we're on the way to the library, when we come to a crosswalk.
>A WILD NIGGER APPEARS!
>a giant, ripped, black dude runs from down the street, starts dancing in the middle of the intersection.
>kinda funny, actually.
>then, the guy starts yelling at cars, "Ay, git tha fuck out tha car, gimme yo kees, mothafucka!"
>I start laughing, can't help it.
>Crazy bastard hears me.
>powerwalks to where me and my mom are.
>gets right in my face.
>"Ay man, hold ma shit."
>dude pulls out his phone, cigarettes (Menthols, lol), and like 40 bucks, shoves it in my hands.
>he runs, jumps on top of one of the cars, and starts punching the roof, yelling at the driver to give his car up.
>see white guy on crosswalk sign.
>we walk fast as fuck away from that guy, when the cops show up, like four fucking patrol cars, surrounding the car.
>"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"
>"EAT SHIT, PIGS!"
>cops taze monkey, hear his skull crack in the pavement when he falls off the car.
>me and mom shuffle off, use the money to buy food, toss away the phone, sell the smokes.
>mom scolds me for laughing at crazies, but I can tell shes laughing on the inside.
Absolutely. Was "economically disadvantaged" for a while myself. These stories are great. People are fucking incredible, especially the sort you see down in the gutters of society.
We had problems with CPS, but most times, the either let the case drop or me and my mom went to another town.
They only got me once, but my mom worked with the system, got me back two months later.
Fuck foster care.
Well, my situation improved.
My mom died awhile back.
I never got to set her up in a house.
Honestly, I made this thread because I miss my mom and the times we had.
The hardest times were the funnest, you know?
more please? did you and your ma have cool hobo names?
I have a story that doesn't have my mom in it, if you all are tired of feels.
>its late, got done doing an odd job for some cash, riding the bus to the home of one of my mom's friends that let us crash there.
>its a long ride, so I read a book to pass the time.
>the bus stops, lets on a really cute homeless girl.
>I can tell she's homeless, raggedy clothes, overstuffed backpack, thousand-yard stare.
>all these things give her away.
>that, and she's carrying a dirty life-size plywood cutout of Bugs Bunny.
>empty bus, but she sits in front of me.
>decide to chat her up, maybe get her number.
>she turns around, and gives me the evil eye.
>"Sorry, I'm spoken for."
>"Let me guess, by him?", and I point to Bugs.
>her eyes go big as saucers, and she turns red.
>"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MAN!"
>I just freeze up, I had just crossed an invisible line into this lady's minefield.
>I backpeddle, "Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't know you liked a cartoon cutout. My bad.".
>bitch goes ballistic, starts screaming shit I can't understand, and just starts beating me down into my seat with her fists.
>crazy bitch has crazy strength.
>the bus stops, and the driver has to pull her off me, yells at her to get the fuck off before he calls the cops.
>she books it, hauling ass with Bugs into the night.
>driver asks if I'm okay, gives me three one-month passes he had on him.
>get to friend's house, knock the fuck out.
>I told my mom the next day and she called me a pussy for not beating her ass.
Homeless women are crazy.
Glad your situation improved. ::brofist!::
You should write memoir = profit + help homeess people.
Non-troll question: Do you ever volunteer at soup kitchens or help out other homeless/spread awareness?
Also, how did you improve your situation?
No, anon, I wasn't rammed in the ass by some foster dad, sorry.
My mom did have a "Hobo Name" kinda.
She was blond and blind.
People called her "Blindie"
I heard a few people refer to me as "Doggie".
Heh silly newfag, those rules only apply to female OPs
My mom was the single coolest, most determined, badass person I ever knew.
She was my best friend.
She died when I was 19.
After that, I cremated her body, and kept her ashes in a tiny bowl.
Got my GED, joined the Military, went to collage, joined the police force, now I do patrols around the same places I used to sleep.
I spread her ashes along the ocean because she always love water.
I try to help the homeless when I can.
let them crash at my place, feed them, whatever.
I got one for you guys. Never been homeless, but I had an encounter.
>Go outside to take out trash
>Look behind cans
>See a little girl laying there
>She's probably like 7 or 8
>Take her inside
>Start to clean her up in my bath
>After a while I get hard
>I take her out of the tub
>Take her to my room
>Lay her on my bed
>Fuck her so hard you'd think she was still alive
Btw Blood-chan how's being homeless going?
I'm not homeless anymore ._.
You were NEVER!!!! homeless
That fictional timeline doesn't even match up with the one you're going with right now
Stop traveling between alternate universes and expecting it to make sense
I was for like two days when my mom kicked me out
Yep, I got some beautiful breasts too ><;
> homeless girl would have phone
One of these things is not like the other...
I can't find a torrent of a show an hour after it aired
The internet has failed
Blood-chan lives in a nigger neighborhood, if she was actually homeless for that amount of time she would have been raped AT LEAST 20 times. That's just math.
You need that satellite thing that broadcasts Japanese TV
Damn I forgot the name
I did see a few cars getting broken into but no one bothered me, I was in a tunnel anyway, I no where to hide
I'm tearing up here man, I bet your mom is real happy for you right now, and probably feels bad that she couldn't give what most mothers could. But I'm sure she tried her damndest
I'm not talking about an anime, I'm talking about Twilight: The TV Series
And that's exactly the kind of place they'd go to sell cocaine and stolen bikes
A lot of young homeless people have phones. They're either prepaid or their family pays for them. My brother is homeless and he's always had a phone because my Mom always wants to be able to either contact him or for him to call for help if he's in trouble. Nothing fancy but it's enough. It's not that uncommon, actually.
they sell coke in their apartments with the protection of gangs, they'll sell bikes in the park
I have another, guys. Sorry its taking so long, I'm on my phone.
>My mom lands a job as a paleta woman.
>non-spics read: Ice cream woman.
>we walk around, all day, pushing a cart full of shitty ice cream, selling it for a dollar.
>we only get to keep half of what we make, max 25 bucks a day for 10 hours of work.
>we're living outside, but its Texas, so its not that bad.
>one day, the boss tells us he's letting us go, but we have to work today because "we rented the cart already" so we have to pay it off.
>complete bullshit, I want to tell him to fuck off, but mom says okay.
>before we leave, we stuff the cart full of ice cream, plus I carry a bunch in my back pack.
>we go downtown, to under a bridge where every homeless person lives, and just start handing out ice cream.
>my mom tells everyone our story with each ice cream.
>everyone gets some, people start playing music, a party just jumps up.
>all because of shitty ice cream.
>we leave the cart with them when we left to go back to camp, but a friend of my mom said that a
bunch of dudes just basically shit inside it, filling it to the brim, and left it at the store.
this right here, this is a good thread.
You're a great dude OP, it's nice to see people love their mothers like I and apparently few others really do.
I'm very sorry you lost your mother so young, I'm greatful I've never lost a close parent.
I got it mixed up then, tunnels are where they go to sell the orifices of young white girls
Akame ga Kill, Zankyou no Terror, Nozaki-kun, Himegoto
I just watch Naruto
No, I'm not
NO one even walks into the factories in the bronx and there's no street lamps there either....Trust no one goes there~
And don't watch Twilight...you're already on thin ice
I don't actually mean Twilight, I mean True Blood
And I break imaginary ice on purpose; it turns me on
>stay in homeless shelter
>bunkbed, locker, shower stalls, 3 meals a day
>walk around city
>take out books from library and read a lot
>allowed one article of clothing from donation room
>wait in line
>hold place for guy who steps out to smoke crack with guys nearby
>guy murdered with bat behind building
>someone donated 10,000 apple pie slices
>pie every meal
>apply for dishwashing job
>walk half hour to get there, not on schedule
>'call in and we'll tell you if we need you that day'
>email from police saying there will be nationwide search for me
Was interesting. Kind of boring but so is life. Mostly from not living the normal lifestyle; I work a year then live my shut in life for at least a year not having to, so I end up not keeping references. I also don't have a phone. I'm pretty charismatic and smart but I don't fit with the HR that is now running the world.
waaah... my mom wants to use my computer...bbl v////v;
Oh yeah, when we were in line for clothes one of the guys told us how he was woken up by another guy stroking his hair saying 'Jennifer, Jennifer'.
Good times. Those rascally drug addicts.
I'm going to teach your mom an anal lesson
Okay, so ...
>Be around 25 and in between Christmas/New Years.
>Getting gas at a station when I see an OLD homeless dude wearing white gauze bandages on his arms, hands, and head - using a walker just to get around.
>Homeless dude goes into the gas station store to get something.
>I finish filling my tank and see the homeless guy hobbling out of the store just holding cash in his hands and he's obviously upset.
>He can hardly walk and he's waiting to cross the street. Slow as a fucking narcoleptic snail. So I go over and help him walk across the street to the bus stop.
>He had an obvious head wound that had bled at some point but was bandaged up still. He said he went in to get a beer but as he was walking (with his fucking walker and all bandaged up) he fell.
>The store clerk told him he won't sell him any alcohol because he's obviously already drunk and a bum.
>He said he even had money and shows me. It's a bunch of wadded up ones and change.
>I said, "Well fuck him, what kind of beer did you want? I go get it for you." He offered me his money to go pay for it but I said that it's fine, I'll use my own.
>He told me the brand, I went in, bought two of them (those tall cans, don't know what they are because I don't drink beer), got a bag of pretzels (because, fucking beer and pretzels right?) and left the store.
>Go back to guy, give him the beers and pretzels and he says, "Oh, you can keep the pretzels." I said, "Are you sure?" and he told me, "Yeah, I'm not hungry."
>Thought, "WTF? .... well whatever."
>Sat and waited for the bus with him and chatted a bit.
>Apparently the guy takes the bus a few miles down to the local river bed. I live in CA and the "rivers" are just huge concrete gutters that are almost always empty unless we get rain or snow in the mountains (which is pretty much never).
>Lots of homeless guys live there under the bridge that goes over the river.
>Bus came, he got on, said thanks, and left.
good good you are on the weaboo path. have you seen Clannad ?
my comment on the series
>Be 13, living with my Mom in a Condo after she and my Dad got divorced and sold the house (Dad turned 50 and respecced into teh gay).
>Nice condo area. Nothing fancy but it was nice. It had fake little streams in the common areas that went through our "back yards" (a 10 by 10 foot cement patio).
>It's summer, I'm off school and just hanging out at home. I was always responsible and would be in charge of the house while parents were away, even with my brother being 4 years older than me (brother didn't live with us in the condo, though).
>Walk through the tree'd in common area with the streams and see a homeless dude.
>I am kind of a good kid and so I go up, strike up a small convo and ask if he's hungry.
>(When I was a kid, I saw a movie Dick Tracy (terrible movie BTW) and in it a kid pulled a sandwich out of a trash can and ate it, so while at school sometimes I'd take my packed sandwich and toss it in the trash all wrapped up for someone like that kid to eat .... I was basically a giant nice guy pussy.)
>So I tell the guy I'll go get him something to eat. I head to my condo which isn't too far away and he's kinda following behind. I go into my condo, lock the door behind me (with him waiting outside) ... I'm not fucking retarded.
>Make a sammich with a ton of meat and cheese, get a couple bags of chips (the small ones) and give it to him on a paper plate outside.
>He says thanks, I tell him to have a good day, then I close and lock the door.
>About 10 minutes later I hear someone trying to open and unlock my front door.
>Freak the fuck out ("This is how I die")
>Freak out, call my Mom at work, tells me I'm a fucking moron and to call the police.
>I call, she calls, cops are there in about 1 minute flat.
>Comes see him down the street a bit, claims he's my Dad and he lives there, they LOL and come talk to me.
>"He said he's your Dad, lol. We're arresting him. Have a good one, and stop talking to homeless people"
>Moved to San Diego to explore starting a business with someone I knew a few years that seemed pretty sharp. Spent the last of my cash getting there...
>Fucker did not have the apartment for me he said he'd arranged, also had not told his wife I was coming, & just sprung "he can live with us!" on her while I was standing there. Nice. Fucker also was not prepared to operate a business... nothing was set up. Instead, this shithead was buying used & stolen shit off craigslist and reselling it out of his garage.
>Slept on a crushed cardboard box for cushion in his garage for a few months, showered at the beach, tried to figure out a way to move forward, til we were both at the end of our rope, & his wife said no more. Off to live on the beach full time, fuckin cold on the beach at night, had $7 left to my name.
>Stole 1 white shirt, 1 pair tweed pants, 1 pr loafers, & 1 tie.
>Walked into an engineering firm at the end of the block, got a $60k Project Mgr job on the spot. Paid back store for clothes, moved into a motel, saved 4 paychecks, moved to La Jolla. 6 years of beaches and bitches.
mfw I just sold all the useless pretty bullshit I owned, to spend the next three years touring South America on bike (bicycle). Have nothing, want nothing.
I have a few more stories, if I can type them fast enough on this damn phone.
>me and mom are living at a shelter, but they kick us out after they poke around, find a beer can in a ceiling panel.
>not ours, but doesn't matter, GTFO.
>we have no idea where to go, and its getting dark fast.
>"I have an idea, anon."
>she tells me to look on her phone and find the nearest river on google earth.
>"Just do it!"
>I look it up, its a walk, but there's a river nearby.
>we start walking, and after a LONG ass time, we get there.
>along the river is a fucking homeless town, just fucking huge.
>beds everywhere, bonfires, even fucking televisions hooked up to generators.
>I ask my mom how whe knew they would be there, I mean, come on, you're blind.
>she doesn't say anything else except "People like us come to the River Lethe to forget."
We stayed there for like a month until police tore it down.
I once chatted with a homeless guy begginh near an ATM and offered to buy him something to eat.
"Yeah, everything but pretzles!"
Ask him why not.
Apparently most homeless people in germany get bought pretzels 90% of the time. He said he throws them away most of the time because the ridiculous amount of salt on them causes stomach pain and even promotes stomach cancer (which he had) and nobody wants them because they're sick of them.
Bought him a sausage and he was happy as fuck.
tl;dr: homeless people hate pretzels
you are the descendants of the ancient Aztlan and the real owners of the continent. the spanish isnt even your original language. the american identity is a joke.
any way how did you end up on the streets ?
your name doesn't happen to be Kamina, does it?
I actually am trying to work on my Spanish because many of the homeless people I meet only speak Spanish, which makes it a pain to help them.
But its Texas.
What do you expect, right?
Uh, Mexicans aren't Aztecs. Most are offspring of Spanish and Portuguese colonists. 90% of the native population of North and South America was dead a generation after meeting colonists because of disease that spread through nearly every tribe and nation on both continents.
Mexicans aren't natives anymore than blacks and fuck heads with belt buckles on their shoes.
I fucking wish I was 1/10 of the man Kamina was.
I'm Mexican too man, my mom came here with similar hopes, to live the American dream etc
you should learn some Spanish and make a pilgrimage to the motherland sometime, it's quite the fulfilling experience, even if you don't know anyone there
Well i hope you do well, fellow anon.
>Me gusta la verga
that's how you should always greet your fellow mexicans
My mom wasn't pure blind, but she was very close. I had to help alot, but I didn't mind.
The only reason I remember that really was because my mom wasn't the intellectual type, so it really stuck with me when she just dropped it on me. She was
always full of surprises.
>lived in the woods for a year
>thought I was going to die a couple of times
>got sober and now live at home
Feels good man.
I remember my mom and I having tough times.
We moved alot often from my aunts house to another aunts house, to our house, which really is conservative calling it that. God she would do anything for me, spend the little money we had to go to street fairs and even get me to ride an elephant, and the day after she would play off not eating as a diet. Meanwhile dad was working his ass off in the Nords.
We didn't have much then, we don't even now but she still lives for me and my brother, just for us. She's so sick physically and sock of life but I dont know how she pulls through.
Things are looking up now, and will only get better, god help.
I promised her when I finish uni. I'm buying her a Bentley even though that won't begin to pay back the life she's sacrificed out of her for me and my brother.
I just cant really say this to anyone anymore so you guys might as well be the vent.
translation if anyone is wondering
Me gusta la verga = i love the cock
you're the fucking shit, op. great thread.
heard terrible stories about fostercare. you got lucky to get back with your mom, if you had blond hair, you'd have been sold to some arab.
did they lock you in a cage and only feed you bread and bologna?
Nah, I just got placed with a white family that was convinced that they needed to help me with problems I didn't have.
They tried to say I had ADHD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, etc.
I think they we're trying to squeeze money out of the state.
I'm glad I fucking left.
good one in return i dig this up for you guys
>kicked out for two days because you were acting like a spoiled brat
>using >< and ~
Get the fuck out, or show us them titties and that cawk, you shemale piece of shit.
Change 'get the fuck out' to 'stay the fuck out'
Posting my great tits. Hope you like them ;)
>be on subway train with racist ol' dad
>at the stop we get off some black guy was begging for money
>dad avoids eye contact and powerwalks by as the hobo says 'got any change sir?'
>later dad recalls the tale to my mom as us narrowly escaping a run-in with an aggressive vagrant, he went on to bitch about the crime rate and lack of police force.
I'm not anon, but those two enganging in the conversation seem very cancerous. But that is just my observation.
>be inside subway with father
>at the stop we get off some black guy was begging for money
>dad powerwalks by as the hobo says "yo nigga got any reparations nukka?"
>hobo proceeds to be a valued member of society
Usually, if anyone is so inclined and determined, they can make money somehow. Not a great lifestyle but enough to provide one for their child. Your mother could've gotten a job easily. Provided that these stories are real. I'm guessing she wasn't such a great woman, or is a fiction character.
Anon, you have every right to think I'm lying.
As far as you know, my mom is fake and these stories are nothing but funny anecdotes.
But, even so, don't ever say my mom didn't try her hardest to provide for me
Seriously, go fuck yourself man.
Pretty interesting life, OP. I wish I was as alpha as you. My mom and I would have been in your shoes if not for staying with my grandparents as a kid. I'm a Texan as well, so I get the Jack In The Box thing.
If you're still doing the work a year, neet a year thing, you're pretty much living my dream. How'd you get this "engineering" job?
a really long story but worth the read and save.
Good thread OP, makes me happy for what I had when I was growing up.
I hope you don't arrest people for stupid shit, like possession . Demon possession.
http://vaughnlive.tv/grim_wrath STREAMING 28 DAYS LATER
Well, I don't have any other relevant pictures related to demon possession.
Here is one of the most courageous Russian staring at death itself. If you want it.
I wish I was a detective.
I'm stuck doing patrols, though.
Not too bad. Meet nice people.
She's so greasy, I'm afraid to turn the brightness on my phone up. She might catch fire.
I'd get into law enforcement if I could into being a detective. I'm not the wannabe tough guy mangina police departments seem to love these days, though. You guys actually have a citation/arrest quota, right?
>Have to make an account to use the chat
Grim pls, use sites that better accommodate laziness
it used to allow guests :(
Oh yeah that is a qt3.14 loli.
Can I have it?
niggers, it's bad enough you make your own circlejerk threads with loli pics as a thinlyveiled excuse, but it's shit-tier to go after this QUALITy bread.
get the fuck out. tell genki I'm coming for him.
No, we actually don't have a quota, though our superiors kinda push it hard.
Like me, I often let people slide.
I get shit for it, but I know I have the power to ruin people's days.
Been lurking for a while now. You're one chill hombre.
Thanks for sharing your stories, OP.
I spent my mid to late teens squatting on the streets of Frisco. I actually had 3k in the bank the whole time, but those were the punk days and I wanted to see if I could survive.
You see tons of crazy shit from that angle.
No regrets. It was living for real.
I was poor as a kid. We lived in a tent in alaska. It wasn't too bad for a while. After that, in winter, we got a trailer from a dumpster and lived in that. There was no electricity and there were so many of us that I slept in a bath tub (a piece of plywood above me to make a second bunk for my elder sister). We boiled water to make a bath in the winter, and got the water from a stream in the summer, my dad read us paperback books he got from the library by candle light, or played harmonica. We didn't eat all the time, but they always had their drugs.
My mom and I lived on the street for about three months when I was six, again when I was elven for about three months, and again when I was fifteen for about a month. Two days after my eighteenth b-day I was kicked out and told to make it on my own. I ended up dropping out of school because I didn't have a choice but to start working at a local orchard. Nowadays I'm just happy to have a bed and some food to eat. I'm not one to take things for granted. As if that was all that happened. Life is cruel.
Me and my mom ended up homeless when we left my dad who used to beat the shit out of her on a daily basis.
She put up with it for a long time, but one day, she just had enough.
We packed two backpacks, took all his fucking money, and just got on a Grayhound bus to Texas.
We left everything behind.
Clothes, our papers, everything.
My mom tried her hardest to make a new life for me.
I just wish I could show her how far I've come.
There's so much reddit condensed into one post.
Is this what newfags do? Be ironic with their faggotry? Or do you genuinely believe talking like youre choking on nigger cock is acceptable?
Even though I'm not religious, I like one quote on hardship.
"Don't pray for an easy life. Pray to be a stronger man."
That's what hardship does to you, anon.
It makes you stronger.
You will make it.
> homeless man living in Tokyo with a crazy transvestite and a runaway
> its Christmas eve
> find baby
> we go on crazy heart warming adventure to find the parents
> eventually I get split up from tranny baby and runaway
> wind up in hospital
> tranny and runaway show up and tell me the mom was found
> turns out my long lost daughter is a nurse at the hospital
> she takes me in
> runaway goes home
> crazy tranny is still homeless I think
> MFW I find a lottery ticket earlier that evening
> MFW it was a winner (100 million yen)
>MFW I left it at the hospital
Still the best Christmas present ever
> has mom who seems to have money
the first world fucking amazes me everyday
Believe me, no one in the Bronx is spoiled
I know I'm kind of late but this is one of the best feel good threads I've ever seen. You're a role model figure.
Slow down, Timmy. You're still learning how to walk.
I saw the animu OP, I has no choice!
I was watching my brother play Ace Combat..that game looks scary af