She wants a Carl's Jr. hamburger and didn't include a timestamp.
But it's tits.
I appreciate a girl who comes right out and lets you know she's a self-important cunt without taking all the usual time to find out later. So thank you Natasha for that.
Sooo I know my tits aren't that great
But I love bikes
That gets some pts right
I can walk into an interview with a tie on and be taken seriously.
What is up with that name for a Restaurant? I go to a place like that, I expect a kid's only menu. Let's go to Carl's Sr instead!
(lovely tits, BTW)
What kinds of things make you feel less lonely? What are your happiest memories?
I just wish..
I would find myself trying to fix my chain
And a sweaty mtb downhill guy rolls up and offers his help
He takes off his full helmet and his hair is beautiful, neck dripping with sweat
And he pins me against the tree
Ripping my bike shorts off
I love the shit out of Carl's Jr.
But I'm a giant fatass.
What's your excuse?
My Carl's Jr. lunch, usually 2x a week
>Go to Deli about 200 feet away
>Get whatever awesome sandwich I desire
>Get a Calypso Lemonade
>Leave there, go to Carl's Jr.
>Fuck the drive through; I walk in
>Buy a Famous star meal
>Sub Onion Rings
>Large Diet Coke
>Drive to beach
>Take out my towel
>Eat all on beach over an hour
Nice tits; mine are bigger.
Seriously? It's a pic that augments my point. I'm not the girl in the pic. Same with this one.
I had to majorly lower my seat for this one
IT'S TWO WEEKS AGO!! I WAS MAKING A POINT!
First of all, you're using too many sciencey words at me. Okay, now, because I don't understand them I'm going to take them as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and sit your short ass down.
never mind, didn't look at the date
Here's my bike
I had a 2010 got stolen
So now I have 2006 yeti 575
My looks kill here's a pic to get your juices flowing op
Look Guido, get on a ProActiv regiment, cut your floppy nasty shit hair, shave those baby pubes off your chin, and take those faggot piercings out of your face.
And get a nose job.
And lose 20 pounds so we can see facial definition.
And then fucking groom your eyebrows.
And then you'll be, at least, a 5.5/10
So hot. I would love to play out this fantasy. With your bike shorts off you are forced onto your back and pinned with your legs spread wide. Strong fingers appreciatively massaging your leg muscles. One hefty bicyclist leg pinning you to the ground while your clit is gently and slowly massaged
I mean Ive been a bicycle mechanic for 3 years
>Sorry if I I called that shitty, probably square tapper, Crank and Chainring combo by its incorrect name.
And if you think that has enough travel to be a downhill bike you should stop shopping in sears buddy.
kek. I guess if you have a hard time telling the difference, big tittles help you figure out whether you should be turned on or not.
>I mean Ive been a bicycle mechanic for 3 years
Really? Because fixing your flat tire in your moms garage for 3 years doesn't make you a bicycle mechanic there guy. It's a fucking mountain bike, it's going to go downhill just fine you apple sauce eating tard.
>That saddle is actually very popular in the women mountain bike world
>Stem is way to long to actually be able to handle that thing
>Juicy brakes suck, which is why they dont make them anymore
>Like I said, cranks are shit
>Bars seem like a good rise for that bike, shorter stem would make that handle like a dream
>Most flat pedals except for Saint or Twenty6 pedals are
I think its great how you cant recognize that there are different types of mountain biking, and chose to ignore the clear differences among them.
Pushing your defensiveness on me because op would most likely fuck me over you
>jimmies have been rustled
>implying i'm a pussy and ride a bike down a hill when i can ride a bike in the town and take actual risks jumping off things and doing actual interesting shit
Go back to buying bike parts off kijiji and spray painting them you 3 year mechanic.
>I never did get to see those panties on you
Well, you can't have everything in life.
Bro, are you still going on about it? You look like a faggot, assuming you aren't the /b/ ladies' man you probably are they come to you because you look like a faggot. Live with the fact, stop looking like a faggot, and stop trying to project a fight that only exist because you look like a queen faggot of the queer hive.
I have to admit I laughed.
You don't appreciate cycling as a sport until you appreciate all its variants. Thanks for chatting, bro.
Let me know when your new danscomp unboxing video comes out
>I remember my bmx days
>implying BMX isn't the master race
Cycling is only a sport because it exerts you, it doesn't take any actual technique or skill. But thanks for chatting pal. I hope you find a real job in the bicycle industry some day.
Awesome bike man.
You are beautiful to me...
I'm not rustled in the slightest bit. I'm not sure how that did have any logical background.... Pretty hypocritical of yourself. Go back to wasting thousands on your bike, friend.
Not lonely. Bored. You have all the power here. Lonely is why.
I can't post a time stamp of it but I also have an Opus flat bar road bike.
Only issue is the gearing isn't great for pushing hard on down hill spots.
You sure put the pussy on a high pedestal
"you faggots couldn't get pussy if it meowed up against your legz niggers let her play" ... momma always said pussy is as pussy does ... and its gone ;)