I'll start with a few sluts.
Post more kiks so we can more tits.
She's 25 years old from Compton, Cali
She's chubby but she's loosing weight since she's going to the gym a lot. Great at sucking cock though, like every girl that lives in the ghetto.
these threads are what's wrong.
how kik threads should work:
>An anon posts his kik
>everyone adds anon
>He makes a group
>everyone is invited in
>someone posts a bait kik
(a kik of an anon that'll fish out the white knight)
>anons message kiks to the anons that aren't labled white knights
>every slut gets a reasonable amount of anons
(instead of getting spammed by every nigger that opens the thread)
Bumping with more kiks.
All were unsucessfull in thread last night.
Might need to get new kik list.
Neon was my age so yeah she's 17 but dont talk to her she's got alot of shit going on atm. Like legit.
Well it's a true one just stand by it.
Message my girlfriend. Azra.panda
Really likely she'll send nudes. Pic relate
cuckold sharing pics of wife
>big cock only need to apply
I can't imagine how that's a turn on. It'd make me wanna rage.
She's been posted many times but what the heck
Not gonna lie, pretty hot. And a pretty good profile pic to go with it. I get loads of girls that message me and reply to me but as soon as you mention pics 90% just get angry or stop replying
Pics not as good when not thumbnail. Here better
I go through about 30 until I find one that at least talks dirty
You have to be creative with where you search. Dont just use /b/ or that chatcard.whatever the fuck, use Tumblr and other shit. Be smart.
Also having a massive wang helps alot :^)
You can do it, faggots. Post your wins.
Not straight off the bat. I work them up too it. I play it nice. It could take me a day, week or even a month to get a couple nudes.
I've been on kik threads for over a year.
Being a cute Britbog helps.
I guess I am normally quite abrupt. I'm just impatient though. Also, have you ever had underage girls send you nudes? I've had a few that used fake profile pics and then their nudes were clearly of an underage girl. Just wondering because I fucking shit myself whenever it happens (I obviously delete them straight away)
Sorry mate, thought I knew you.
I once got these two girls to send me a kik video of them scissoring. Shit was cash.
You fucking faggot this is. Well I mean you can't - actually why would you. Well it should work
You start next thread anon?
Have you ever realised how stupid some of these girls are? I have the nudes of girls who used their real full name on kik, so I can literally ruin their lives if I posted them to their facebook or twitter. It's good to know I have that power!
That's I'm fucking talking about! Moar!
>Make a story,
>take your time
>Repeat for a while
>"I wanna see a lot more of you, you look great with clothes on, but what about off"
I'm 5'11 and rather scrawny. Nothing special.
I was speaking to a girl yesterday who I literally convinced that I was the king of Switzerland. The KING OF FUCKING SWITZERLAND! She's 17 and desperately wants to be my wife and live with me (she even mentioned kids)
I might post on here someday. Shit's fucking golden
> be nice
> take your time
> repeat for a while
> eventually whores get bored and stop replying
> man up
>"I wanna see a lot more of you, you look great with clothes on, but what about off"
> get blocked
>cuts out his own text so he doesn't get criticised, but just from reading what she's saying it sounds like a couple of science nerds popping their cherries.
How long does it take before they are comfortable? Also I find that the ones who do seem ok with it refuse to post anything before I post my dick and when I do they just say "nice!" and leave
oh my fucking god lol.
i nearly convinced one that i was moot. didnt work out in the end. sent me a fake nude which i recognized so i just rolled with it
i deleted the convo but hers the "win"
Britbong here, where do you get the names from?
I've go this hot as fuck girl from london on my snapchat...she's thirsty as fuck and sends me nudes whenever. also sent me masturbation vids before.
>hey, I found your kik on Omegle, By the looks of it one of your friends is playing a joke on you :P I'd watch out though... Lots of creeps on there lol.
Planning on putting it up later on.
A day of so. If you're a lovely guy like me, only a few minutes
Keep yourself interesting. Be the guy you want to be. Lie like fuck man. you're superman if you wanna be.
Nigga It works.
Just from that chatcard.co and sometimes here. You can also find them on facebook and twitter accounts
pretty decent. I'm currently in the situation where I feel kinda bad about it; I think she's actually convinced she's going to move to Switzerland with me (she thinks I own a castle. Yes, really)
I think she may be slightly retarded
to a point dude, you hardly sound like the rough guy that's going to pull her by the hair and deep fuck her throat. Which is what all girls really want. But you're too scared to take it there, amirye?
> Keep yourself interesting. Be the guy you want to be. Lie like fuck man. you're superman
> "Hey can you take a picture of your surfboard and all those biker dudes you hang out with?
> "Wow anon it must be so nice speaking 6 different languages! A que no sabes como se dice tercero en Mandarin?"
I don't even know why I'm trying, to be honest.
I know right?
How would you like it if someone just told you that you're going to go and live with a beautiful woman who is a multimillionaire and lives in a castle in Switzerland, then you found out she was just an idiot on kik?
And I mean if you genuinely believed that and started mentally planning your entire life for it? Trust me, this girl completely believes it
lmao. Clearly you guys are getting wins yourselves and posting them. Oh wait hang on, most wins are from me. Hmm strange.
The only other guy here who I've seen recently do well is GiantCockPizzaGuy.
If you want more wins Just ask.
> Clearly you guys are getting wins yourselves and posting them
Exactly. We're not, because it doesn't fucking work for most of us. I've been degraded to the point where I just collect potential wins and bring them here to you guys so you can snatch them from me and get them.
I'm a NTRfag, by the way.
This, I dont mind WhiteKnights.
But it's another thing to Doxx the girls i post in win threads and then black mail them.
Come on man We're all human and have needs but go fuck a bitch you can find on your own.
I scriptkiddie and use a program someone else made to spy and log conversations all day while I'm at work and then collect the good shit when I get home. Good conversations, good roleplays, and lots of contact info. Many more than half of the kiks given by 'girls' are actually girls. most of those are actually interested in playing with daddy, and about half of those are actually sexy.
It ain't bad. You can also find some good shit using the apps specifically made for kik like chatnow and anonychat. I found a young one jumping up and down for a 'master'. She was a lot of ufn.
this guy is so butthurt.
I'd post a "win" of the girl I fucked last week about 4 hours after I met her... but I honestly don't remember her name and didn't get her number or facebook. (mainly because she had a boyfriend)
Wonder who I'll fuck next time I leave the house.
Well don't shit on my way of going about getting wins because it doesn't work for you.
If you don't think you're attractive, use fake pictures. maybe of some "cute" Faggot tumblr guy or something.
Install Fake camera, This way if a girl claims you're fake, you can play it off.
Be confident, Be the guy you want to me. If you've always wanted to be a chad, Be a fucking chad.
oh and for dick pics, Make sure you could play off having a nine inch cock. Or just get one off of google.
> Well don't shit on my way of going about getting wins because it doesn't work for you.
I was just saying how it didn't work for me. Why are you suddenly the victim here?
Whatever bro, I'm off. Enjoy your shit. I'll just go back to xvideos or something and fap to the same old stale shit again because that's what i deserve.
Well if you're going to roll over and die so fucking quickly you should do that, Girls want a guy who can fight for them but fuck their brains out man.
Jesus dont you go on imgur/tumblr/reddit. now?
They all want to be treated in that special way.
Oh wow really your a faggot I hate people who make those retarded pictures asshole can't believe I feel for that god such a great b8
I rate 10/10 for that b8
>ID has CP in it
Lol this made me laugh because I'm pretty sure a large majority of /b/ has worse stuff on their hard drives than some jailbait bitch from stickam
I should have known it was fake when I saw Stickam since that site is old as the hills and isn't what it was like 6 years ago.
God I went full retard
how to get noodz
>send big cock
>wait for response
>ask what they would do to it
>keep being provocative
>"bla bla would you let me fuck your pussy too"
>after so long ask if they're wet
>if yes, say "show me how wet" if no, dodge the bullet and avoid awkwardness by continuing dirty talk like nothing happened
there you go. thats literally all it takes for me. i've had kik for less than a week and have 17 nudes and like 10 girls dirty talking with me.
if they say no to sending, suck it up and keep going or find someone else. they're either too stubborn to send or not horny enough to be stupid and send
sorry for any speling errors. it sucks to type on my tab
Nah, the bitch quit working on it and abandoned the project. That was the next feature on the block though. I do text only.
Agreed on the foreign android app "Fake camera"
Can't believe it's still in the store. But it's gold, and obscure enough that there is almost no chance of a girl calling you out for using it.
I met a stranger on there once that could do that, we chatted for a cpl hours. He was playing the other anons a b8 video of a horny bitch... and were both watching their reactions. Not sure why he took the time to talk to me for so long, wouldn't give me the program though! was fucking hilarious.
no, because i don't get my girls from /b/ like you farm animals do. i said earlier in the thread, be creative. you're not getting shit from any girl posted on /b/. they're bombarded with too many dick pics at once and are probably disgusted by all of your small willies that look like anteaters
Selfish bitch, I spread the program every time I meet a fun guy on there.
This one guy from aussie just opened like 7 tabs of it at once and managed them. I used to fill them up with random hateful messsages and then we became omegle troll friends. He would always post one liner stories that weren't even related to incest. Good times. I gave him the program but I don't think he uses it.
share it with me!
Nah they're not hard, They're just Saturated.
They've become so "Worn out" that it's only easy to get nudes off the fresh meats or the hotty slutty girls.
And well tbh they need somebody to cry to and ride on ;)
I'll post it publicly, nothing to lose. You guys just stay outta my territory please. There is a finite number of sluts on omegle.
If anyone with coding abilities wants to save the internet, please take a look at the source code from the link and finish it.
>go to tumblr
>search for posts tagged #kik
>find depressed cuties
>chat em up
>make em happy
>play word games
>subliminal messages, work towards dirty talk
It's not that hard. 3 gurls so far since yesterday, 2 gave me "suggestive" pics, only one gave nudes.
Pretty happy that I can chat with these cuties anytime I want. Also, try to get them when it's late in the day and they're tired/horny/experimental.
find quality pics from google. At least one full body or torso, and a dick that >possibly< matches it. (she isn't going to inspect them)
Download 'fake camera'
You'll eventually run out of pictures, but by then the conquest is over and you should have wins.
You bitched to her about what? And why does she want to continue?
That's a long time to have conversations with kik sluts. What's your secret, besides apparently not lying about yourself.
I want to try this out, but I feel like these tumblr bitches are prude as fuck and would just post my kik on their blog calling me misogynistic and then get bombarded by feminists.
tempted but feminists scare me and i don't want my life ruined, what are alternative to tumblr besides /soc/?
I don't send fake pictures to them, just use a fake first name and none of them know my last or exactly where i'm from, ask about them a lot and share fake problems about bullshit bitches care about and you get rewarded with hole.
>So girl, there was this bulshit probel mI had recently. blahblahblahblah. Can you believe that happened?
>OMG no! that's horrible! Here, look at my tits, that'll make you feel better!
fuck it i'll go to omegle
LAST TIME I USED OMEGLE I MET THIS REALLY QT GIRL. WE TALKED FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS TILL SHE TOLD ME SHE GOT A BRAIN TUMOR. GUESS WHAT FAGGOT APPARENTLY HER PHONE IS NOW OUT OF SERVICE, LIKELY SHE'S FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE SHE ADMITTED TO HAVING CANCER AND SHOWED ME THE PICS. GOD DAMMIT I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MEET QT'S ON THE WEB
>mfw no nudes
>mfw only foot pic I got was when her big toe nail fell off and she sent it to me
>mfw she was Mormon
FUCK FUCK UFKC
no she went bald and sent me pics
Not constantly you fucktard, obviously when you're using them to get off conversation gets dull because you don't want these bitches any other time so you say to them you're helping a friend with a problem he's having or your family just ___ etc, bitches are so dumb they worry too much and when you say you feel better just use them to get off, obviously this isn't the only way you get shit from them or it'd just be sympathy nudes and that'd be no fun. These girls change when you bring a hard dick into the equation.
>Tell her you have cancer too
>Fuck her in real life one time before you both die
>Send her a goodbye message
You get laid, she gets laid, she goes off to her other realm feeling happy to meet you, and you move on with life and feel good about manipulating a cancer patient.
This is a good plan.
Ah I forgot about those bitches. Do you know of their strategies for getting us? Any specific patterns I should watch out for?
Right, Kik master Stabbie is off. Only 5 wins so far tonight but it's 3:25am.
I will be around tomorrow, Summon me tomorrow.
Enjoy these OC