ITT: pics that make you wish you were a girl
Finding clothes and shoes like this that actually fit properly.
Just playing with myself all day and dressing up like a cute little girl sounds like so much fun.
That feeling of having a huge dildo or cock fill you up. I wonder what it's like.
dressing up in frilly panties and bra and cute outfits sounds nice.
Pic related, I want to fuck her and at the same time I want to be her.
Id jam 10 inch dragon dildos into mag vag if i had one
why walk in a deer when you could walk in a horse?
every picture of an attractive woman makes me wish I were a girl
If I were a hot girl I would fuck other girls constantly and guys occasionally too. I'd just be fucking all of the time. Cocks in my ass, pussy, and mouth, relentlessly pursuing straight girls trying to convert them, trying to organize large sex parties....in other words all of the things that are considered "awesome" when a hot girl does them but creepy when a guy does them.
Pics that make you wish you we're there*
There, fix'd it! :)
This bitch bothers me every time I see her. She's clearly faking everything. Additionally, she's not even very attractive. If not for the odd hair colors, people wouldn't look twice at her.
The feel of nylon on legs and the ability to look and feel sexy just sitting there with a smile - would happily trade her and live as a very satisfied lesbian.
Lmao, /b/. I am so prou. Your dog does it like a gentleman. Hahahjajajajajahahahah
>every picture of an attractive woman makes me wish I were a girl
So much this. I just want to be cute. ;_;
why would this make me wish I was a girl? if anything, wanting to penetrate these girls would convince me to stay a man.
I'm pretty much a social conservative, but I can't find fault with FtM transexuals, because fucking girls is so great.
Why would anybody want to be a woman? You have to bleed from your vagina every month. You also have to carry the baby in your womb for 9 months and get fat as fuck. And delivering looks like it hurts like a bitch. I also heard that a lot of girls fake their orgasms.
Being a woman is easymode for life, so it's no wonder people want to be them. Granted being a woman isn't a perfect walk in the park all the time, but they have it really damn good nowadays, and they have it much better than men.
>tfw I will never be a QT 3.14 chick with great tits.
>Days upon weeks dedicated to the pure art of masturbation.
Why even fucking live.
Actually being a qt trap is my plan. The only thing stopping me is that girl pills are expensive.
I don't think this thread was referring to you then.
Having kids doesn't sound too great to me anyways. I do kind of wish I had the option to be a mother if I wanted to though...
>tfw no one will ever call you "mommy".
It's true that there are many fat neckbeards wishing to be "thu little girl" but there are some of us that do have a nice body though. Also, I've been with many girls but I also like the D, 'sup with that?
How the fuck would I stick my dick in a chick if I was a dickless bitch?
Think you guys are missing the Point
<--This girl can still get laid.
I spend 4 hour a day to keep fit
Im so sick and fucking tired of these wierd porn threads, just post nudes, its not hard! Im gonna go take some ambien and drive around a gasoline truck! See you fuckers later
always wanted to have people admire my spread ass and only girls can do that with guys its pretty nasty lookin
I think this is what people think when they're attracted to women but don't know how to express it. I had this fascination before I actually touched a girl...then I figured out rapidly what was going on, I was simply attracted to them. This is all at like 5/6 years old.
As a closeted transgender, this thread is making me feel all over everything.
Same here, What I would not do to become like Pee-Chan.
>All the time
I've only ever recently posted that picture in that guy's text adventure threads where I've been Raven-ing it up. SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU
Nigga, why do you give a fuck if I'm offended?
People need to stop caring about offending people.
if I were a girl I would have fucked dogs and gone to gloryholes and let every guy cum raw inside me
i'd fuck homeless guys and constantly go out without panties and flash my pussy on subways and just let it happen if I get raped or molested
I'd let dogs fuck me and let people watch and suck off horses and let them blow their loads all over me
I'd go to conventions dressed as slutty anime characters and peel off my outfit and let every greasey nerd bust a nut inside me
I'd get a job taking care of retarded teenagers and fuck them when nobody was watching, hoping that they push me down and rape me in public as a consequence, and when they did I'd moan and whimper and cum as loudly as possible.
and then I'd die of aids.
I know, I know. If it counts for anything, though, I'm in total man-mode there, though. Hair hanging, no makeup, short/unpainted fingernails, baggy band shirt, unkempt eyebrows, blah blah blah
If I were a girl I spend five days a week cam-whoring for cash instead of working, and basically do the same shit I do on weekends that I do now.
Also, I would own no clothing which wasn't pretty (even formal wear would be sexy) or slutty. I wouldn't own any of those fat-pants every single girl seems to own. I'm a guy and all my clothes are either formal or casual formal. I don't own fucking stained t-shirts or sweat-pants.
feel free to fuck off back to your dull as shit risk thread
or maybe you could make a YLYL thread and repost some pics we've all been seeing ten times a day for the last five years
go on, run along now
Jesus christ that body
>ITT: people don't realize that if we were girls, we'd prolly be the unattractive kind
your hormone in the brain will tell you to girl up..
you will be walking outside shopping for clothes, and socialize
Or better yet, getting paid for their shit.
I'm not even joking. This is actually a thing. Some chick boxes her shits and mails them to people who pay her hundreds of dollars per BM.
>pics that make you wish you were a girl
any girl wearing a china dress, 80s Aerobic leotard, playboy bunny girl, or a girl cumming her brains out on a Sybian and screaming pleasure out of her body and then falling off it unconscious.
>allowed to fuck these bitches
>will never fuck bitches like this cause im here browsing /b/...
>pics that make you wish you were a girl
>posting images/gifs/webs of taking giant dildos or sucking dicks
You know, you don't have to be a girl to go suck a dick, faggots. Just go find one.
But I won't like it unless I'm a girl.
>not being able to get anything you want in life with fake rape threats
>tfw you have first period and you wish you were male again
keep dreaming fags
Of course women fake their orgasms, it's difficult to please a woman in the first place, and on top of that they're too afraid of destroying your fragile little ego to tell you you're bad in bed.
Women can have longer, and more orgasms but getting there is difficult as hell. To me it seems like just being able to cum with not very much effort, though it might not be entirely mind-blowing, is much better than being completely unfulfilled.
Yes. Why do you think so many 4channers are like this? The ones like this are all kissless handholdless virgins. Probably grew up in a repressive household where they were taught that being attracted to girls is demeaning to them. They don't want to feel attracted to them, so they mistake the feelings with wanting to be them, because they love them so much, and they grow up like this.
Except I would love to shove a tampon in my puss and let it sit there. Let the discomfort ride. I deal with chronic pain every day. Wah. Cramps. Boo fucking hoo. At least they go away. Bitch.....
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
mfw being able to describes this means you too are handholdless
mfw using this term on an anon anime image board means you are bviously virgin scum
I am well adjusted, wealthy, well-liked, relatively normal, have a robust social life, have been in many healthy heterosexual relationships, and I still jerk off to the thought of being a girl.
Got any other theories?