ITT /b/ writes a rap, sentence by sentence. In the end I'll put it to a beat and sing it freestyle, and delivar. GO
MESSAGE FROM OP:
AS SOON AS THIS THREAD REACHES 200 REPLIES, I WILL SING IT AND DELIVER. IF THERE ARE MORE, I WILL MAKE A PART 2.
Note: I'm a fucking shitty rapper and I have to put together a shitty beat
Forks on plates
Nails on chalkboards
cock in ass cock in ass
cock in ass cock in ass
dr suess is a nigger
slew hoo hoo hoo sue moo roo da doo dee duh nuh dee duh nuh i am embracing my full form
my mothers pussy mucus got stuck in my teeth in the womb
it took on a solid form like a tooth
When my mother spat me out on that fateful day
It liquefied inside my brain
my friends call me mucus man the milk drinker
i burn churches in exchange for quarters
snuff films make all the blood in my body rush to my veiny aching cock
And thus as a result of the aforementioned erection I spit milk from my milkerman knob penetration device cubed dallas salad propane no pain no gain nigga nigga nigga nigga the roooooooooook
woot r yuuuuu ucoooooookinnnnnnnn
go deeper into your mind anon.
give us more of your creativity.
I actually had a kek
SING THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
skiddily doop doo wahh!
for dinner i'd like a pizza. i was thinking something along the lines of a medium thin crust pizza. what do you guys think? will a medium feed all of us? yeah, probably not. we should get a large. hold on a second im going to call.
yes, hello, is this pizza nova?
yes can i get a large pizza with goat cheese, portabello mushrooms and sundried tomatoes?
hold on one second. what do you mean david's never tried sundried tomatoes? they're like regular tomatoes except they dry them out, and soak them in olive oil with herbs. really? those things are fucking delicious man.
sorry about that. UGH. one second.. WHAT?
no.. portabello mushrooms are like regular mushrooms but they're bigger. is that ok?
sorry again. alright, so one large pizza with goat cheese, portabello mushroom and sundried tomatoes. what's a premium topping? alright, sorry i don't see that listed anywhere on your website. hold on one second.
are you guys ok with sundried tomatoes being a premium topping?
what? nothing. they just cost extra. one sec, ill ask.
how much extra?
it's only 70 cents more.
ok. yeah, we'll have that. can i also get the entire pizza well done please. alright, one second..
do we want any drinks or sides? we really shouldve decided this before we called.
does it come with drinks?
drinks are 1.25 each.
ok. two rootbeers and a coke.
alright, just two creamy garlic dipping sauces. yup. thats it. i'll be paying by cash. ok. thanks so much. have a nice night!
I reach deep into my mind
faggotry is all I find
Neurons dead from sheer disuse
synapses fried like hristmas goose
4chan ruined me, it's so gay
the worst board is /r9k/
OC here is all but gone
help me, help me, Obi Wan
no one checks the catalog
pepe is a stupid frog
I'm so drunk I hsouldn't post
OP is a faggot host
that's my captcha, ur so gay
Slide those drenched panties off your hairy cunt you filthy fucking dicksucking cunt bitchnigger whore
Filthy franks 1 inch dick is coming to town to fuck you right in the pussy like a mother fucking ring pop
never gonna stop 'cus im a fucking giant rabbit who speaks
I will fill that diseased cum dumpster full of pig slop and aids infested feces smothered mice and engine flavored jizz rivers
shove a sticky bubble gum dum dum up that crusty shit circled thing you call an asshole
lick the remnants of protruding fresh brown sphincter root beer from the surface of willy wonkas favorite sucker
turn it upside down and shove the dum dum stick up my regretful yet curiously-killed urethra
we all look up to the sky and wonder why we're alive
as we cum and close 50 tabs in disgust
we all look up to jesus christ and wonder why he won't fuck us with his 50 yard long cock
as we cum
sincerely sinobiodickiniusritinizleiuapeoim III henceforth mortius
DEEZ RHYMES IS SO VICIOUS, OP THINKS MY COCK IS DELICIOUS
anon let me hit that blunt. these are getting better
When you take the controlling variable of missionary sex (nigger cock) and divide it by logic, you will find the true meaning of existence within your existential misery
When Mozart crawled in the bath tub a light bulb appeared above his grizzly scalp and he thought to himself, wow? I could do this. So he did. He layed down in the tub and thrust his legs into the air, stumbling and banging them into the wall before getting an erection and letting a consistent flow of lemon kool aid spurt and fill within his mouth and all over his hairy musical chest. This inspired him to get a dog and fuck it as a result.
90 million people stand before us in a foggy haze, debating the logic behind the equation of 69 cocks - 69 penises. In the end we will all implode and become gigantic puss filled balloons sent on missions to free the frog people of space.
It's quite simple. LOOK AT THAT SHIT. IT'S A FUCKING STORM. A STORM IN THE DESERT. WE DON't GET THESE, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE RAPING THE STREETS WITH HAVOC. GET A LIGHTNING ROD JOHHNNY, GET A LIGHTNING ROD AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS. I'M CLIMBING ONTO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING TALLEST BUILDING IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT STAINED CITY AND GETTING MY ASS FILLED WITH 900000 VOLTZ OF FUCKIN PURE BRED HELL FIRE AND BEAUTIFUL PROSTATE DESTROYING LOVE. TELL THE CHILDREN TO SMILE, I'LL BE BACK. I WON'T HAVE A LOWER BODY. I'LL BE BACK.
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Kikes, niggers , specks and slopes we at /b/ will cut em' off, they think they are better than us alpha whites, they aing got nothing right. All they do is is stink, steal and breed, gas them all, kill them all, these motherfuckers are fucking my mom left and right, Oh snap dads back better light up that cunt too beffore i go shoot up a
ron jeremy is a clown
he wont stop staring at me
I'm dripping through my circus shorts
I'm up here on this fucking tight rope
tryin' to win the struggle with responsibility and sex
all this blood in my dick is changing the waves
the bigger it gets the harder it is to balance
I fall for eternity
and there he is
he catches me in his arms and tells me everything will be okay
I try to speak and he shushes me with his shit smeared finger
he scrunches his face like a worm and shapes his lips into a starfish
patrick appears as a hologam
he wont stop spitting in my face and laughing
fucking stop you literal dick head
ron jeremy tells me its time to go fast
we must burn the inferior clowns as fuel for our journey
ron jeremy viciously beats them to death with a pipe wrench
his erection grows 3x the normal
his eyes meet mine
WE ARE SPROUTING WINGS
we are flying
i am in his arms and we are flying
we are both completely naked
we president now
he fills my taint to the brim with his chocolate milk
thank you for this blessing based jeremy
I wll love you until the end of ti-
ron jeremy has died of measels
this anon made my fucking night.
the keks alone from your raps will make up for OP's potential no deliver
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, YEA IM A NIGGER YA'LL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK YEA, WELFARE, WATER MELLON AND JUICY GRAPE SODA I GOT IT ALL.
yALL WHITE MEN HATE MY BIGGER DICK THAT YO WIFE LIKES TO LICK LIKETHE BITCH SHE IS.
MAN HER ASS WAS SO PHAT, I HAD TO HAVE SOME OF THAT, SO I SHOT THAT BAD BITCH DOWN. NOW IM GOING TO THE FOLSOM PEN 99 YEARS FORGO MY BAIL.
OH LOWRD LOWRDY HAVE MERCY ON ME, IM THE NIGGER WITH CHRIST IN HIS RIGHT HAND, ILL TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN.
THE WHITE MAN OPRRESES ME, SO TOOK HIS WIFE AND MADE HER MINE.