Interior Design/Dream Home Stuff Thread Part 2!
This thread can also be for general things you'd like too.
Like this chair
A chair that your cat would never leave
It was more of a pavilion that an actual thing but I always loved this one
Obviously, no home is complete without a $19,500 painting of Obama.
I also said that
Imagine trying to climb these stairs when drunk as fuck
That is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
This is the only penthouse pic I have
I have none sadly aha
But I do have this
The mattress slides out, so it's rather easy.
You slide it out, put the sheets on the bottom and then pull them to the top
Where is that located? Silent Hill?
Don't buy it before I do though.
Heard the siren yelling in my head.
Tits for you.
Coolest lamp I have ever seen.
It has a grate so you can wash vegetables without losing any of it
I don't like the framing for that sink though. It looks cheap compared to the laser etched body of the sink.
What the fuck happened to that image?
Hover over it though, I swear it's different haha
I didn't even know. It doesn't show it on the thumbnail in my folder, either.
What's wrong with that pic?
Some kind of image swap bullshit that didn't show up in the thumbnail in the folder I uploaded it from, My apologies, I didn't know myself
A fair point. It's still in development at the moment.
I'll try to make note of it next time. Thanks
>pic semi related. its a restaurant in the building where condos are.
sure is pretentious modern art in here. sure is "minimalistic" garbage in here. sure is cheap materials in here. i never thought steel and concrete could be molded into such hideous designs.
how's this for minimalism? a cardboard box. LOL. you morons will eat up anything the "intellectual artists" praise. oh look, it's a bunch of black and white shapes! HAHAHAHAHA. meaningless platitudes. forgettable.
fuckin' plebe, get some real taste. rococo and baroque master races
Wow anon, I'm surprised you could keep your stepfather's cock out of your hands long enough to type that.
lol. so rustic and down to earth (hipster faggot). you must have a folder full of this muted color garbage.
such shit taste.
Chicago.More aptly named "Chicongo."
it's pretty high up there
because silk, gold, mahogany and real art are cheap. sure, if you're a retard
looks like a big waste of space to me. not aesthetically pleasing, for sure. looks like some water falling from the ceiling. you can get that by poking a hole in your little stucco roof, you hipster faggot
If anything, you're the hipster. You're the one trying to bring back old shit.
I bet those places aren't cheap.
I've always wondered, is it possible to outright buy a penthouse or a condo in one of those complexes?
What happens? Does the landlord no longer have the right to tell you jack shit?
enough of your hipster shit. all you faggots really need in life is shreks swamp
what is this shit? where's the roof? whatever. man, you have shit taste.
i'm not trying to bring back anything. i just have refined taste (unlike you, who gobbles up contemporary garbage in order to look cool [like a hipster])
Please, rococo started as a cheaper way to replicate barroque shapes, trow in plaster instead of actually sculpting the stuff, an paint it gold so it looks expensive, Rococo is the tackiest most vapid piece of shit anyone ever came up with. But if gold and shiny things represent taste for yo here you go:
I got image swapped by a furry.
That's a smoking deck, you fucking mongoloid.
Something with a flow. A recurring theme, something subtle to make all the rooms feel like they connect and that nothing is out of place.
Or a circular conservatory with a tree in the middle
This! Or even a circular home. I've always wanted a circular home.
Or a torus-shaped home, rather. And the middle will have a wind-protected place to chill, and a staircase leading up to a roof terrace.
Of course you can buy condo/penthouse outright. It's expensive, but still.
Most places will charge sort of a "maintenance fee" for upkeep like outer window cleaning, front door person, security, elevators, etc. Not sure what happens if you don't pay that though. They might fine you or sue you, idk.
Understandable. I think if I could, I'd just buy one outright. But I'd pay the fees, certainly. They'd be cheaper I imagine though than renting and paying.
No worries! Definitely let us know how it goes on a future thread
My dream shower:
how can that be your dream shower with out pic related!?
your taste is the most vapid. reductivism is an excuse for having no imagination or style. you create hideous monstrosities that you think "look cool" but are actually just aesthetically displeasing and ugly. look no further than the pretentious "ceiling fountain" op posted. have fun living in a cardboard box, or an rv. the system never understood you.
that's "baroque" by the way, moran.
looks like ugly shapes to me. didn't spend any time trying to decipher what it was since i knew what it was almost instantly - shit
I may not have "taste", but at least I can spell.
Get fukt, mate, because you rekt yourself.
Good for you.
Now please understand that we like different things, and in the same way that a "cardboard box" is ugly to you, a shitton of gold paint, silk everything and scribbles all over walls and furniture isn't very appealing to us.
please, whiteman english is for total fuckin morans. i use superior blackman english infused with noah webster english. it's based on phonetics and logic, where as your inferior and inconsistent whiteman english bases itself on tradition
those scribbles are ornate carvings and designs. your big, blocky shapes are inhuman and disgusting. how dare you call rococo cheap when you like concrete, steel and glass tack.
rococo doesn't necessitate plaster walls, but in every hipster house, you'll find at least something made out of plaster or some other cheap material. yes, indeed, cheapness and pretentiousness are staples of modern decor.
whatever's trending. soon you'll be living in a square building made of concrete
i suppose you're a phaeomelanated vampire whose skin burns up in the sunlight, then.
go rape some school children and shoot them, white beast. leave my nubian gods and goddesses alone.
Now imagine falling down those stairs while drunk
wow, that looks really plain and silly; style over substance. the painted white antlers hanging from the rafter are the final nail in the coffin and add a really nice touch to this fun-house of shit. 0/10
Rule Britannia, you worthless fuck. If you want us to leave you alone, get off the internet, stop using things that the whites invented if you think we're beasts.
As for your rape and murder comment, take one look at Africa.
In Uganda especially, there are people raping babies because they think deflowering a virgin cures HIV.
Your "gods" and "goddesses" are no less ignorant, superstitious, or tribalist as you are, you spear chucking jungle bunny.
would you want it to squirt in your face?
here we have some nice balls hanging from the ceiling and an industrially shaped window peering out over a stock sunset image. in the middle, there's a (synthetic, pro-vegan) fur rug, sloppily placed down as to run at a 75 degree angle to the wall and the couch. this looks like what morans think the future will look like
whites stole all their inventions from the blacks, mr. edgy potty mouth
for your information, whites invented hiv (and crack cocaine, but that's for another time).
yes, you whites are spiritually endarkened. that must be why you're so angry. your pineal gland is all crusty! ew! crusty crusty pineal gland! hahahahaha
keep drinking tap water, cumskin
xdd le troles gonnna trole xdd im not a stupid whitey this guys just trolin me my people arent inherently violent and smelly lol
Such strong language. You speak with such authority. Shut your mouth.
Just another angry black man with a superiority complex
thought i was a le troll a second ago? nice reaction image
must be shitty being a whiteman who cant even produce dimethyltryptamine or travel to the astral realm to talk to the annunaki
this must be why you like shitty art and bad decor.
>tfw despite the elegance it still makes the horrendous garbage disposal noise
Reminds me, I just bought an apartment in downtown Vancouver. 15th floor in Yaletown, windows almost like that and outdoor terrace
Shit is so dope I can't even.
Still need to deck it the fuck out with furniture.
cleaning that pool must fucking suck
would be annoying as fuck on a warm night, hard as fuck to change the sheets, and the amount of toenail I would break
great, people can watch me jerk off from my bedroom
Looks like a great place to farm rats
ok thats nice
that just looks like my uncles apartment now, except shitter with all the suede carpets an shit
What is the purpose for that white shit on the side? Night table? Nah, too close to sleep.
It's just waste of space, waste of material and something that looks plain retarded.
A good bed is one that gives you good sleep.
ZAPALGO - best fucking steampunk lamps in the world
check them out, they all have dimmers, that one have a touch dimmer, i have 2 of them and they are best fucking things ever, no kidding
that one looks like it'd be a pain to change the bulb.