Hello niggers of /b/. Let's have a game of survival. Again.
First three votes decide the course of action.
You wake up in an empty apartment. Your head hurts and you have no memory of what has happened. This place looks unfamiliar and unpleasant, so you decide to start moving. You have nothing but some underwear on you and you're starting to feel slightly hungry.
As you explore the apartment, you can't see anything out of order. Something just doesn't feel right in this place.
What do you do? (Pick 2 actions)
> Turn on the TV news channel
> Search for clothes inside the apartment
> Search for food inside the apartment
> Look out a window to see anything out of ordinary
You walk up to the bedroom and search for anything to wear. You find a black hoodie and camo pants. They seem to fit you quite well, so you put them on.
All dressed, you go to a window and move the curtains to see outside. It looks like you're in a tall building in a fairly big city. The city however looks abandoned. Lifeless. Suspicious.
What do you do? (Pick 2)
> Exit the apartment
> Search for anything to use for self-defense
> Search for food (You're getting fairly hungry)
> Turn on the TV and look at the news
You start to search for food and anything useful for self-defense. You check the kitchen, the bedroom, bathroom, everywhere. All the cabinets, wardrobes, shelves and other means of storage.
After searching for a few hours, you manage to find a kitchen knife, few cans of food and a 12pack of soda.
You celebrate your findings by opening a can of tuna and a soda. While enjoying your gourmet meal, you hear some movement in the hallway behind the apartment door. Your heart skips a beat and you wait for a new sound. Suddenly someone knocks on your door very hard.
> Open the door
> Wait silently till the knocker is gone
> Hide in the apartment
Be a nice nigger and bump the thread a bit, will you?
You instantly realize you have to hide. You quickly grab the knife from the kitchen counter and silently sneak to the bedroom. You hide in a closet.
You hear the knocking stop for a few minutes. You catch your breath and sigh with relief.
After a few minutes, you hear a desperate cry for help from the hallway. "Let me in..." the voice sobs. It sounds like a woman's voice.
> Cautiously open the door
> Keep waiting till the woman is gone
You step out from the closet, get your courage up and walk to the door silently.
You slowly open the door with your knife ready to stab. As the door opens, you see a little girl on the floor, sobbing. She looks bruised, ravaged. Her back is facing you, and you hesitate to open the door more. She hasn't looked at you yet.
She slowly turns her head and as you see her face, a cold shiver runs through your body. Your mind freezes for half a second as you see those empty eyes. Her mouth turns into a small smile as she looks at you.
"I'm hungry..." she says.
What do you do? Pick 1
> Close the door quickly
> Cautiously wait and see what she is all about
> Stab her
You wait and see what she wants. She repeats "I'm hungry..." and looks at you.
> Offer her a can of food
> Keep waiting, say nothing
> Close the door and leave her to her fate
> Stab her
You quickly stab that creature in the neck. A look of desperation and sadness takes over her face. She falls to the floor, lifeless.
"What the fuck is happening out here?" you think to yourself.
What do you do?
> Leave her body on the floor
> Hide the body inside the apartment
> Leave the building
> Go back inside and close the door
You decide to hide the body just in case. You drag the small girl's body to the bedroom and lock the door as you go. She seems to have nothing useful on her, just a shirt and a pair of underwear.
After hiding the body, you walk up to the TV and start to watch the news to get some information on what the fuck is going on. The news channel is out, just white noise. You take another look out the window. Still no signs of life.
What do you do?
> Leave the building
> Attempt to break in other apartments in search of food and equipment
You exit the apartment. The hallway looks fairly safe. You're on your guard with your knife as you approach other apartment's doors.
You press your ear on doors to listen if there is anything or anyone inside and try the handles if there is doors left unlocked.
After trying countless doors, you find one that is open. You cautiously go inside and lock the door behind you. You enter the kitchen area and find an eastern-looking sword on the counter. "Why the fuck is there a sword here?" you think to yourself.
As you keep searching the apartment, you find a rather unpleasant surprise in the bedroom. It's full of My Little Pony figures and a dead neckbead on a bed. The body looks fairly fresh.
> Exit the apartment with your brand new sword and search for more open apartments
> Search the neckbeards room thoroughly
You decide to search the room full of pony figures. Countless video game and MLP posters cover the walls. You find nothing useful in the whole room. Just when you're about to leave the room, the neckbeard rises and lets out a horrifying growl.
The door is about two meters from you, you have a chance of escaping if you decide to run.
> Try to slice that fucker up with your new sword
> Try to make it to the door
You instantly make a slashing attack towards the fat thing. The attack connects and slashes right at the fucker's face. The neckbeard doesn't seem to know pain, it keeps coming at you. You hit again, this time at it's feet. With a strong slash, you make that fucker into an undead amputee. The creature falls down, still growling.
> Run for safety
> Finish that motherfucker
You decide it's time to leg it. You run out the apartment and hear movement in every direction. The growling must have caused attention to you. You hear doors being scratched from inside apartments, walking in the halways and random growls and screams.
> Try to make it to the roof
> Try to make it to the streets
You think it's wise to head downstairs. Trapping yourself on a roof will do you no good. You start running like Usain Bolt himself down the stairs. A few creatures see you while you're legging it and start to pursue you.
You keep running with the creatures behind you. You make it out the building and see the empty streets. With adrenaline pumping and in a hurry, you decide to:
> Attempt to hide in an alley
> Keep running down the street
> Try to look for a door that you can close and withstands those creatures.
You keep running with the creatures behind you. All you can see is abandoned buildings everywhere.
After a good half an hour of running, you lose the creatures. You catch your breath quickly and keep walking forwards.
You've travelled for quite a bit and you encounter a pack of fairly healthy humans. They look well armed and serious.
> Ask to join them
> Try to ambush them with your sword
ask to join, screaming you're friendly
Fucking Nazi Zombies...
You show yourself to the group and yell "I'm friendly!" They cautiously walk towards you slowly and ask you who you are.
> Pick yourself a name, three votes decide
"I'm Vladimir!" you reply. Their group leader comes over to you, checks you out for possible bite wounds and then introduces himself. "I'm Dog the Zedhunter. This is my crew." Do you want to tag along? We have plenty of supplies. Weapons, vests, medicine, food. All you have to do is obey my orders.
> Fuck yeah, I'm in
> Nope, leg it
> Say no and walk away peacefully
"Fuck yeah, Dog. I'm in."
He smiles at you and gives you a protective vest.
"Don't get bitten, rookie." Dog says.
"We're going to check out these two buildings for possible zed threat and eliminate anything and everything that looks even close to a zed. We're leaving in an hour. Grab a weapon, some ammo and whatever you need to off some fuckers."
Weapon of Choice (pick 1)
> Assault Rifle
> Your trusty sword
Any special equipment? (pick max 2)
> Hand grenades
> night-vision goggles
> adrenaline shots
> first aid kit
And for the love of god, have all the choices in the same comment.
You trust in your sword. You take some adrenaline shots and night-vision goggles from their supply crates. While grabbing the goods, you notice something foul beneath the crates. There seems to be bodies under them. They don't look infected like the ones you killed earlier.
> Continue doing what you were doing. Join the group with the zedhunt
> Start running away
> Ask about the bodies
> Wait for an opportunity to ditch them
You decide it's wisest to wait for an opportunity to ditch them. As the group arms itself and starts to head inside the buildings, you volunteer to stay and guard the front doors.
The hunters go inside the building and in no time you can hear gunshots, growls and screams of pain.
> Get the fuck out
> Stay guarding and wait
> Go inside the building to ambush or help the survivors
You inject yourself with a shot of adrenaline. You can feel your senses sharpen. You charge inside the building, right in the heat of battle.
The group of hunters seem to be quite good at killing zombies. At least a dozen zombies lie lifeless on the ground and more keep coming.
You have the element of surprise with you.
> Attack the hunters from behind
> Charge the zombies
You rush into the zombies and start slashing, dashing and pounding them like techno viking pounds swedish pussy. You maniacally destroy at least twenty zombies.
The Dogg and his crew are surprised and clearly impressed of your skills. They're holding their fire just in case not to shoot you in the back.
> Stop massacring the zombies for a bit and massacre the hunters instead
> Stop massacring the zombies and massacre only Dog
> Stop massacring the zombies to let Dog and his crew shoot the rest
> Run off in the moment of confusion
You stop brutally slaughtering the zombies and step aside so Dog and his crew can shoot the rest of the zombies.
They open fire and zombie after zombie falls to the floor in a bloody pulp.
After the buildings are clear, the hunters send out two of their own to scavenge goods and loot the corpses. There is just you and three hunters (including Dog) now, until the scavengers return.
Dog thanks you for what you did and offers you a higher rank among his group. He asks you if you want to be his "right-hand man".
> Accept the offer
> Refuse the offer, stay as a rookie
> Refuse the offer and leave them.
> Out of surprise, stab Dog
> Out of surprise, stab Dog and kill the two other hunters
You quickly stab Dog between the ribs. He falls to the ground and the two other hunters come at you. They're armed with rifles and shoot you at the legs. A bullet hits your shin and completely shatters it. The pain is agonizing. You quickly surrender to the gunmen.
They beat you till you lose consciousness.
... After an hour or so of being blacked out, you start to regain your consciousness. You wake up with your head hurting like fuck. You're handcuffed inside a van, completely naked. As time passes, you start to feel more and more of your body. It hurts everywhere. You instantly realize you've been raped.
> Scream for help
> Wait till something happens
You can't deal with the pain they've caused you. You want to die. It hurts too much. You try to take your hands out of the cuffs, but you can't. You feel powerless, weak, abused. You start hitting the back of your head against the side of the van. You keep punishing yourself until you pass out.
... Two hours has passed. You're waking up. The first thing you see is Dog's face as he makes an evil grin at your miserable excuse for a life. He punches you in the face continuously until you can feel life fleeting from your body.
Maybe he went to a heaven made for black people. I bet there you can find plenty of bananas.
> Angel of niggers