show me the losers on your facebook/twitter/whatever
i dont want to see the same stuff that gets posted every thread.
I'm jealous. I wish my mom used facebook without having to call my every goddamn time because she can't figure out where it is or how to use it.
The last thread 404'd before I got to telling about Kevin's stories.
Stories are secondhand, told to me by an ex girlfriend.
>Gf was in 10th grade
>Made some new friends, hung out with them during lunch
>One of these people was a guy named Kevin
>Kevin had long hair and fingernails, kinda pudgy, wore black trench coats (in southern California weather) and metal band shirts
>Kevin didn't like to talk to anyone
>Except for her, for some reason, later on
>Ex-gf was a naive bitch and kept talking to him
>For some reason his customary greeting to her became kicking her in the back of the knee every time he saw her
>Exgf still naive as fuck and just rolled with it/hit him back
>He starts calling her his best friend
>First semester passes without much event, exgf hadn't picked up on extra weirdness and found it refreshing I guess that a guy would treat her "like another guy" (fistfights and etc)
>Second semester comes, she gets moved into his Spanish class
>Kids in that class already knew him, no one ever spoke to him
>Exgf disregards thinking it's because he never talks to anyone in the first place
>She's a few rows ahead of him so doesn't talk to him either though
>Told me one of her friends later said Kevin would always stare at exgf in class
>Also said it was the only time anyone had seen him smiling
>(The poor, creepy fucker)
>Kevin gets her number through a mutual friend and starts texting her 24/7
>Exgf starts to /finally/ pick up on his weirdness as texting progresses
Continued. This isn't pretyped and I'm trying to recollect as I go, so sorry if the story is shit quality.
Looks like the site is back up. As a side note, exgf once told me Kevin’s nails were so long that they’d break off at the slightest impact, and during one lunch with their friends he tried to yank her hair and one of them got stuck in her braid
>Kevin has downloaded some textbombing app that can send up to 300 duplicate texts rapidfire
>Comes up to tell her in Spanish class that he got her "a ten-second vibrator" (referring to the phone vibrating as it got the texts)
>In front of about 30-odd other students
>Exgf is perturbed
>Kevin deems her his best friend sometime around this point
>Exgf’s friends (the ones that initially introduced Kevin to her) comment about Kevin being lovestruck or something
>With that observation, the roadkill incidents begin
>Every time Kevin would find a possum or raccoon hit by a car, he'd send a photo of it to her, captioned with something like "thinking of you, best friend"
>Talked often about fucking hamsters to death
>Started calling her "little rabbit"
>She's already started ignoring him
this guy disappeared off the face of the earth after his gf broke up with him. after several months he posts this mess. i made the image but i'm worried for his wellbeing.
Did not disappear, the site went down. But I did get to write the rest out while things were offline.
>In the meantime, texting and roadkill pics become more aggressive
>Kevin sends 2edgy4u selfies with his mom’s carving knife, captioned “I’m gonna use this to play with your pussy while you bleed out on my bedroom floor”
>Word for word, since I used to have a screenshot of that
>Exgf knows she’s in over her head and shuts down to him completely
>Begins receiving daily texts along the lines of “knock knock little rabbit, I know you’re in your hole”
>Says he’s gonna shove a carrot up her asshole
>Leaves Spanish class every period right as soon as the bell rings in order to avoid Kevin
>One day she leaves class immediately as usual, but he’s quicker and intercepts her
>”Are you going to keep up this masquerade of drama, or can we go back to being friends?” he asks her
>She tells him she doesn’t know what he means by a “masquerade” and tells him he’s been making her uncomfortable and that she’s late for her next class
the dudes are cringe as fuck. they have mlp/lotr crossover shirts
>mfw nothing in this image calls cringe
>Next day friend shows her a text Kevin sent them
>Kevin told friend of exgf his heart had “plunged into a chasm of darkness”
>Upon request for explanation he says it’s because the girl he likes “doesn’t feel the same way”
>Exgf asks if he’s fucking kidding her
>Friend apparently passed her reaction on and Kevin got mad
>Texts continue and one day someone actually leaves a roadkilled squirrel on her lawn
>”Someone” probably meaning Kevin
>At this point she’s sick of it and getting sorta worried
>Finally responds to his texts and tells him in lengths to fuck off
>He responds in what amounts to a “fuck you right back” and his last direct words to her were “I’m done wasting my time on you, I have people to go troll online.”
keep going you son of an bitch!
This girl has a 5 star ass and always does the low-self-esteem routine to get compliments on facebook.
>However, a couple months later she received an odd Skype contact request
>Assumed it was her friend that always changes her Skype every couple months and accepted the request
>Starts chatting with Skype contact
>When she refers to them by her friend’s name, they get offended and say they can’t believe she doesn’t remember them
>She asks who they are and they go offline
>Next time they’re online, their profile photo is a rabbit with pancakes on it’s head
>Possible “little rabbit” reference?
Essentially a guy starts texting a girl he used to know in high school. It quickly turns into him stalking her so far that he gets threatened with having the police called on him. The entire time he has deluded himself into think he's her boyfriend.
These two classy pieces of pikey pond scum knocked a cyclist off his bike, and then yelled at him for being in the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwHcyA66vY [Embed]
Made the papers: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/bike-blog/2013/aug/08/nottingham-police-cyclist-video
Anyway the two charming people who do the yelling in the video have their Facebook pages public, add facebook .com in front of these names to see their pages
Lots of photos of a fat skanky bitch if that's what you're into
I can't remember my ex ever telling me if Kevin was a /b/tard or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.
>One day gets a text from unknown number
>It’s a drawing of kelp
>Followed by a picture of a rabbit
>Hello again, Kevin
>Kevin doesn’t drop the ruse, though
>Exgf interrogates him a bit, gains nothing, and ignores him until she starts getting hang-up calls
>Mutual friends from 10th grade tell him to fuck off, threaten to desert him if he doesn’t stop being a creep
>Kevin claims he has no idea what they’re talking about
some guy made a vid on the anime club.flv video, my sides were blown a sizable distance:
Yeah. So far I've just posted a pic of the rabbit with pancakes and the kelp drawing.
I did once, several months ago I think. But I have heard other stories about other Kevins.
>By this point exgf has been steadily ignoring the pictures of rabbits and roadkill and knives and whathaveyou, it’s obviously Kevin and he obviously has no friends anymore
>She doesn’t respond to him, she doesn’t tell him off. She just waits.
>Eventually, it seems like it’s ended. The hang-up calls and texts have dwindled away, and Kevin’s out of her life.
>Then it arrives, on her lawn again
>A dead rabbit with tire impressions across it’s midsection
>And a note
>”Fuck you, little rabbit”
Thus ends the story of Kevin.
Look Malone you had your chance. It's over and you're goddamn name is brain.
I have no idea what's going on
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he had tried it, but as I mentioned earlier he liked to fistfight with her when they were actually friends and she was pretty capable of knocking him on his ass, the pathetic fucker.
Wish I could've delivered better. There was the time that an old guy kept coming to exgf's window at 4 am and masturbating though.
For anyone who's interested, the story of Kevin in one image.
Those girls are so hot. why are they with these faggots
I'm not gonna lie, I was hoping that there would be a part in the story where he sent your ex a picture of him hot glueing a rabbit or inserting a penis into said rabbit. Just doing something to the rabbit other than put pancakes on head.
Aaaah AAAaaah OOOOH
WHY CAN'T I HANDLE THE FUCKING FINGER ONES?!
I CAN SEE A WHOLE HAND SHREDDED LIKE HAM BUT NOT ONE FUCKING FINGER?!
Since the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, I guess I could indulge you sick fucks
>Exgf tries to dispose of dead rabbit, only to find another one on the lawn an hour later, entrails strewn willy-nilly
>Unnerved, she leaves it there to see what'll happen
>Nothing, for the rest of the day, so exgf decides to leave the house and go out for a hike or some shit
>When she returns, something is amiss
>The dead rabbit is gone, but something else is lying there, something larger...
>It's her dog
>Furious, exgf tries to think of some means of retaliation
>Contacts mutual friend to get Kevin's address
>Arrives at his home the next day
>Circles the premises, finds an open window
>The stench hits her immediately
>Scores of dead petshop rabbits with carrots up their asses
>Just as exgf is about to puke in revulsion, she hears a noise behind her
>It's Kevin, masturbating furiously
>tfw you finally get to work and realize you left something you had to turn in at home
Eeeh I don't know it's not the same. I'm more into the stalking thing and doing wierd disgusting and arguably sexual things to rabbits whilst taking a picture of it and sending it to your Stalkee.
It's a thing with me.
>"Hello, little rabbit" he says to her mid-wank
>"I've been waiting for you to give up this masquerade"
>Stunned and disgusted, exgf is momentarily frozen to the spot as Kevin charges at her, one hand holding his penis, the other, a large carrot
>Exgf attempts to sidestep him but is knocked sideways into a pool of rabbit intestines and carrot shavings
>Kevin unzips dick, prepares to assert dominance
>Terrified, exgf does the only thing she can think of
>She starts chucking rabbit corpses at him
The guy who talks to himself
For everyone who wanted a good ending to the kevin story this is for you.
It's long but it's worth it, the ending is everything you could hope for and more.
Updated to include the good ending
>Euro tag on shirt
>Europe is currently full of niggers
mfw anti-negro le-meymay shirt
>this little faggot makes rant type videos on users he hates. He also posted where he lived on Google plus I can't tell which is more cringe
Oh my God that post is fucking hilarious...
>The night ended with us having the best sex of their lives. Now there are two more atheists in the world.
I could stop then.
Or wait until another day and then start all over and heavily embellish the ending.
Until anons decide...
>It seems to be working, Kevin is slipping and sliding across a floor slick with bunny blood
>Exgf uses this time to scramble to her feet and wrest the carrot from his hands
>Unsure what to do next, this split second of indecisiveness allows Kevin to grab a mangled rabbit body from a nearby pile
>He begins savagely thrusting his dick into a gaping torso wound
>Semen and rabbit blood splurt from the gaping neck, spattering onto exgf
>The disgust snaps her from her daze and she reacts with pure reflex
>Kicks Kevin over and applies heel to head several times
>Kevin is down
>With a single forceful movement, exgf firmly lodges carrot deeply inside of Kevin's anal cavity
I can't hate them, niggas got what they want in the end, with their own ingenuity and crafting prowess.
>Kevin groans loudly, whether in pain or arousal or a mix of the two, exgf will never know
>Terrified beyond mind's end, she can only think to incapacitate him further by kicking the carrot further inside his rectum, fracturing his pelvis with each blow
>Finally satisfied that Kevin is no longer a threat, exgf retreats to the door and surveys the scene
>Dead rabbits strewn about
>Semen and blood covering the floor
>Kevin lying in the midst of it all
>Pants nestled around ankles, the green leafy tuft of a carrot peeking from his asshole, bottom bruised and bloody
>Kevin, it seems, is very, very butthurt.
this guy is funny, he twits the whole day, every twit is either cringe, or wining about people making fun of him, is a fan of final destination movies, has a total lack of self awaraness, is like 27, probable wizard,
he even went to tv to gain more followers and made fun of on national tv
This isn't you, please tell me this wasn't fucking you.
I'm not allowed to do this since this would degrate the reputation of my city.
But this shit has became more and more annoying and i just can't deal seing this motherfuckers everytime i walk around on the streets taking pics of themselves.
I can't but just, show you the cringe side of my city barranquilla, please do something about this.
facebook dot /Johanlarioss
twitter dot /JohanLarioss
facebook dot /ElmerSykees
facebook dot /FLACOSERXY (this one's the worst)
my job here is done.
12 seconds in, I knew where this was going, I could not handle it
Welp, nevermind, I ballsed up and watched it and it's shit.. He tells all the girls what he's doing it for beforehand thus negating any actual cringe that ensues cos he has a reason which he tells them so they no longer believe he's doing it honestly, off his own back
>king of lightning
She's my girlfriend of 6 months but our relationship is pretty strict.
We're both in college.
I can't hold her hand in public and must maintain 6 inches from touching her, only sometimes in my car does she let me hold her hand.
>I can't hold her hand in public and must maintain 6 inches from touching her, only sometimes in my car does she let me hold her hand.
How could you think that the way she's treating you is acceptable?
If this is real, which I'm sure it can't be, she's a cunt and is probably using you. Break it off.
at least she allows me a blowjob once every 2 months
mfw this chick I'm seeing gives me head every time I see her and shes some other guys girlfriend.
best head I've ever gotten though so whatevs
I don't think you want the rest of it.
Not OC but i love to make people cringe with this.
My favorite part about those is that one, singular complaint shut them down.
Wait, no, that's my least favorite part. That and the fucking hugbox society that refuses to just tell overemotional fuckwads to take a hike.
bitch i know with shrek
so you like shit like this?
captcha: another sagery
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>show me the losers on your facebook/twitter/whatever
>i dont want to see the same stuff that gets posted every thread.
ITT: newfag doesnt understand what cringe is
I drive a Nissan idiot. And so what? Did you see that fuckin side walk next to him? Was clear empty. You're a objective faggot because you know deep down bikes in the road piss you off too.
I went to high school with this guy that has an album with 116 photos of banana milk in it.
Oh, /b/. I don't even care anymore if it's summer. This is why I keep coming back to you.
You know what, sometimes they do piss me off, but you know what I do when I see someone riding his bike in front of me ? I slow the fuck down and I try not to ram my fucking car into his athletic ass because that's what I've been taught to do when I learned my driving license.
Driving on the road is not just about you respecting the traffic law, you gotta respect other drivers too. Never heard about that ?