So, do I help her get out of it or encourage her to end it?
>A girl fed up with life. A girl put down every single fucking day. A girl who has been told to kill herself by several people she doesn't even know. A girl ready to leave.
Tell the stupid cunt to stop soliloquizing like some dramawhore.
what kind of sick fuck would you have to be to tell another human to kill themselves?
report her to authorities. you are not a fucking psychiatrist OP. like the other dude said, you are NOT capable of properly giving her the help that she needs.
"I recommend taking a shower first, get your blood vessels dialated. Then take some aspirin, makes your blood thinner. Then you can cut yourself with a sharp knive; make sure to cut along the vein, not across the wrist."
DO IT OP.
Do you really want someone's blood on your hands OP? Will you really be able to live with yourself knowing you indirectly took a life just to amuse people you'll never meet? To amuse words on a screen? I'm not whiteknighting, and at the end of the day you'll do whatever you want. Just ask yourself if you can deal with that kind of pain.
If you can deal with it, knock yourself out. Come back when you're trying to kill herself.
Also, if you really want to get her to off herself, depressed women get attached easily. Like easier than a fat chick. Nurture that affection into an addiction, then drop her ass for a seriously retarded reason. Tell her you're in love with her best friend and she's a giant bitch.
I'm just trying to look out for OP. It's pretty obvious he's young. Some 15 year old doesn't need to have that kind of guilt on his heart because you and I both know he's not going to deal with it properly.
Actually, you know what, kill the bitch OP. You'll bitch down and do what words on a screen tell you to do anyways.
>reading books? what, you just gonna do what letters on paper tell you to do?
>follow the law? what, just do what words in some document do?
>dont drink copier fluid? what? just dont do whatever warning labels tell you to do?
Fuck off, baitmaster.
And fuck you, moral peasant. I swear to fuck, it's like this entire goddamn board now'a days just wants to bend me over and FUCK me with their moral cocks. Well, for all I give a fuck, you whtieknight goblin humpers can stroke your sanctimonious hogs until they squeal up a shitstorm capable of matching your immense faggotry.
I swear to god, I'm so done. So fucking done. Fuck all of you.
eh, I'll show her in a sec.
I wanna get n00ds first.
Clever, clever boy.
Yeah, but I'd feel bad for OP. I know people that have gotten other people to commit suicide, it's not a pretty sight man. Nobody needs that kind of trauma, not even on this website.
So then kill the bitch faggot. You deal with the pain, doesn't bother me. Your stupid ass is just words on a screen.
Points for creativity though. Maybe you're not a complete waste of life, just mostly.
I say faglord, faglord. Shove it up your ass bitch.
Fuck her life and yours, cumslug.
Killing bitches is for bitches who can't get bitches into killing bitches.
>fuck fuck fuck cocks fuck shit faggot
Look guys, I'm fitting in!
USE THE LINE FROM RUSH HOUR 3!
"you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in my life. And I'd like to strip you down and butter you like a slice of wonderbread, and shave your armpits, and pour honey all over your naked body. And for the next two weeks pretend I was a..hungry bear"
Jelly your /b/aww thread didn't take off tonight, cockmonger?
dont you think if she an heroes the po po will look through her facebook message histories and find this conversation ohpee. They'll call a crusade for you, if you know what I mean.
I might have saved a life, /b/
I told you that you wouldn't do it pussy. She doesn't even want to fuck you. This was a giant waste of time.
Have fun getting your ass beat by her boyfriend though. Post pics of the damage poppet xoxo
>Pic related, what she actually looks like
6 decides what I say next
>Tell me, you mongoloid.
Well, I guess that's it then..
Printer's not hooked up, too high to care enough to hook it up.
C'mon /b/, 6 decides
Look I need to say a few things, firstly I don't think I ever really processed 9/11 properly. Next I love you and I'm not kidding around anymore. I use humor as a defense mechanism sometimes, this might come back to 9/11, but enough about that. Can you send me a picture of your tits? That's all I've really been after this entire time. Also have you ever had anal sex? How was it?
Act like you know what you're talking about
"So you can sit here deciding (or contemplating why you should decide) while you become side tracked from the what brought us here in the first place. Don't seem so distraught. Just follow your heart."
if she's hot or at least not ugly then stop her
get close to her
make her feel like you're the only one
she is yours
Don't matter to me, I got an old lady.
>trying to act like he isn't 16
Neither does your opinion. Are you figuring it out yet or do I need to break it down for you even more to keep up with your syndrome?
Where's your nudes bitch?
What's your girl look like then faggot?
Op, I'm curious about how she responded to the fact that she couldn't read the word "affection" properly, probably cause she was skimming over it too quickly?
u jelly cuz i get laid and you faggots sit here with OP while he gets shot down by a 14 year old?
this is nothing more than a cry for help.
whoever REALLY wants to commit suicide fuckin does it without posting shit on the internet.
this is just "meh, i feel lonely, i need attention"
Do your stomachs rub together when you're having sex? Does she shove your fedora up her ass? Salty ass troll. Goddamn your girlfriend makes me want to puke. Marilyn Monroe looking ass bitch
nope, it's you being a faggot.
So where's your bitch then? Oh wait, you probably never left mommys house to find a real woman.
I have nothing better to do, and since you faggots are sitting here watching OP get shot down repeatedly by a child, I figure you don't either.
Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. Have fun watching OP get shot down by a mentally unstable attention whore child.
Prove it then bitch.
Yeah, sucks your girl doesn't exist. At least I have someone to cuddle with, someone to spend time and love and dream with. Someone to have a life with.
What do you do nigger?
>I have nothing better to do, and since you faggots are sitting here watching OP get shot down repeatedly by a child, I figure you don't either.
>Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. Have fun watching OP get shot down by a mentally unstable attention whore child.
You're in this thread too, can you just go fuck your fucking imbred sister because nobody wants you here. We know you're insecure and you know she's a disgusting pig there's no reason to let that out on all of us because you look like you were beaten to near death with the ugly stick.
SHE HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET! Everyone get the fuck out!
Okay listen up, I know I've been screwing around, but that's because I really don't want you to kill yourself because I like you.. A lot.. If only you were a man, because I am in fact a huge faggot.
Help her. She's most likely probably just being an emotional bitch, nothing more. My girl has talked the same way a few times and even swallowed whole bottles of advil n shit.
But trust me, last thing you want is to do is encourage her (or really do anything besides tell her not to), then for her not to do it. Why? She will never forgive you for not trying to save her. etc. etc., and she WILL go there if she doesn't kill herself.
It's an old trick of mine. I get them to send me shit that nobody thinks matters. Stomach, knees, elbows, face, whatever - they get comfy. They get willing to show... you know. More.
It's not going to work. She's not into you that way man. I've been telling you that ever since I started trolling the retards in this thread.
Although, it is rather entertaining watching you try so hard and watching these other idiots trying to insult me and some random chick from imagefap.
I never replied, so she typed more. Said that. She wants me. Oooh shit. Let's get us some pics, /b/. 6~!
I've shat out turds bigger than you. I want to vomit in your mouth.
Keep trying faggot. You might catch on that you're just wasting your time.
I'm almost completely sure I've done nothing but insult him this entire time. Why would I want a retard as my friend?
I've never heard of a faggot as big as you guys.
Replied briefly to keep her interested, hope we get a winner
K, what we sayin guy? Let's get us some pics
You are hereby banished to faggoty-ann-lann for all eternity
Fuck you guys. You're all so mean, and I just wanted to be friends.
why are you so cringeworthy and soft talking to this chick, i have goosebumps reading half the shit she has read aswell, who the fuuck calls themselves a bear????
Tell her to vut the bullshit and let you eat her out
you know i bet someone could use the image name and shit to find this chick, doesnt that still work?
Stop oppressing her! It'her body and she can do what she wants with it!!!
#pro-choice #yougogirl #bait #cisscum #feminism #ectectect
Also; her profile is leaden with the angsty teenage bullshit `deep' quotes.
This gun be good.
And this is why you always, ALWAYS properly censor names. No brush, no fucking rectangles, no insufficient blur. Make sure you never leave any pixels peeking out.
My boyfriend John and I have been dating for almost 2 months now. It'll officially be 2 months this Sunday.
John is the reason I'm still here. He has helped me through my stress, my depression, and my addictions.
He is my everything. He makes me laugh. He makes me smile. He is always there for me. I love John more than anything.
I can tell him anything and not worry about being judged. He understands the complicated relationship between my mother and I.
He is anything a girl could ask for in a guy. And he's mine, so fuck off. XD
Whitest of the knights
and the faggotest of the fags
OP you are a piece of shit. Im glad you will be going to jail if she kills herself lmao. The family WILL look at her fb and be nosey enough to read her last convos. Then Op will be charged with encouraging suicide (cant remember the legal name)
Yeah I'm fucking late...
But I found op guys!
Just got even more perfect.
Thinly veiled personal army request or not, excellent.
Best fucking thread on /b/ right now, Not because OP delivered, Not because of faggot white knights, but because of the sheer Shymalanian twists going on IN REAL TIME. This is like watching the fucking Titanic sinking.
OP... Your face is terrible.
Please OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
YASSS BITCH YAASSSSSS
Betchu wish you never came here.
I fucking knew it! No wonder hes so desperate to take advantage of a suicidal girl.
"GOD IS DEAD" You're edgy aswell.
You wanted attention OP, and you got it.
Someone deliver pizzas to his house pls
After all we've been through. You've helped turn this thread into gold
I was just trying to look out for OP, got pissed and trolled to kill time while I waited for my dealer to get here. Now I'm stoned and laughing my ass off.
Even mortal enemies can align when confronted with a common goal, like the lulz.