Go to your local craigslist free section.
4th item down with a picture is your early birthday present.
What did you get, anon?
Welcome to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
sink AND faucet
works fine but I have to pick it up
Brunswick Pool Table
Needs new felt & cushions. Slate bed, ball return. Very stable footing. Some cues and full set of balls. Have disassembly diagram available. You take it away for free.
i got cheap friends
I'd rather have the crates than a shitty shower door
Though, I don't know how much is actually free. They said some is free and some is cheap, so I probably get like the fucking tires or something
Obviously in the same area as you, tard.
I got an ugly dog, black lab/Husky mix
FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK, I CANT EVEN GO TO JERUSALEM TO GET ANYTHING. FUCKING JOOOOZ
Nothing to see in Haifa...So far there are 4 free things in my country.
I went with the fourth that had a picture.
The true fourth was a couch.
At least the Palestinians are giving away free games.
>Nope, its an ad.
Score!! To bad I live in am apartment. .
Hose reels and clay pots...I guess I could hook up my long ass hose and fill the pots full in my neighbors yard, let that nigger deal with it.
I GOT A PONY!!!
(Used kijiji because craigslist has no insignificant presence here. Lnk: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-image.html?adId=1009095336 )
Joke's on you OP, I kind of like it.
I have no idea where I will keep him, but okay.
Holy shit /b/ it's a fucking dog!!!!
The ad was posted 3 hours ago, it's a 20 minute drive to this house! Should I?
I got a bunch of third grade textbooks. I guess my loli slaves need to be educated too *sigh*
Funniest goddamn thing I've seen on /b/ all day. Well done.
Patio furniture, a dresser , and a bunch of tools
Fuck yeah,always wanted one of these
- a painted wooden trunk
- a queen-size mattress with foam topper sewn on
- an old couch, love seat, and recliner, all of which have been heavily used and may have some ash or cigarette burns on them
- a 3-shelf unit made of aluminim and particleboard
- a box fan, dish drying rack, stepladder, catbox with lid, maybe something else I'm forgetting.
This folks, is what happens when you let mexicans into your state. You get free beans. Fuck yea
"5 Gallon Bucket of Beige Paint"
Worst part: It is actually my birthday tomorrow. Fuck you OP.
take that shit and make a raft or somthing
this just radiates impoverishment and worthlessness.
I got a bunch of shit. Problem is it's in between Troost Avenue and The Paseo, and I don't feel like getting shot.
FREE CAMPER BITCHES!!!
I GOTS A HOUSE NOW!!!
(minneapolis, MN craigslist)
craigslist isnt that popular in my city so this is the only listing for something free. Free Rats woohoo and he has 3 photos uploaded but they are all extreme closeups of this guy's face
Do you happen to work at a paper sales company?
1981 Montgomery Ward Video Cassette Player/Recorder
>free tree branches delivered to your house
This is how I know i live In canada
FREE WOODEN DOGHOUSE: YOU MOVE IT AND IT'S YOURS!!!!
probably some autistic guy that is using it to lure you into his house so he can find someone to talk to for 12 hours before you run off with it, or just make a dash for the door empty handed.
Not bad lol. Im almost half empty on black toner anyway.
I love that. You're probably right.
See I saw it as "My father just died and I have to clean out his house filled with junk that he thought he was going to fix but never did."
>and now I'm sad thinking about it
evanflo baby jumper... fuk
Only one item. We're not that familiar with craigslist in The Netherlands. It's Amsterdam though, so I might act as if I got a dog or anything.
>old, busted up wooden bench
>a lone concrete stand
>tfw it actually is my birthday today
I know its not the 4th one down but this gem popped up. Its a gene simmons chair complete with movable flicking tongue.
This is my thread now.
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
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thanks OP! i just got everything free
White kitchen table with white legs and 6 chairs.
Stock muffler from Kawasaki 800 Vulcan Classic motorcycle
2 tube tv's - 27" and 18"
Kitchen sink - double sinks
2 computer desks.. One white and the other a dark brown
Vases - several colours etx
Rona Tool Box
Double bed frame
Finally! I have literally always fucking wanted a naturally delicious!
60 Empty plastic oil/coolant containers.
My lucky day!
used coloring books.... happy birthday to me.
now all i need is a van and some candy.
you should pick it up from them, thank them kindly with a big smile on your face, take a shit in it and then just throw it on their front lawn and speed away giving them the finger.
Sofa Chair suckas.
Get on muh level
>replaced toilet at my parents' house 10 years ago
>put the old one on the front lawn until trash day
>starts to rain
>flush toilet in front lawn with rainwater
>best feeling ever
I'm getting a floor for my birthday.
God damnit I got a fucking Dead tree that I have to cut up myself. How fucking retarded is this shit
Every other ad is someone throwing away their cat so I'm not surprised. But I already have 5 of them. So. I'm good.
Glass Vases and Plastic Pop Bottle Holder Tray!
Farewell, /b/, I'm about to get raped and murdered.