How to kill neighbours dog? This little fucker bark whole nights, i havent slept in a month. Police says theres nothing they can do. I was thinking poisoned sausage. But what poison exactly and where to get it? Help me /b/.
how big is it? you could just grab it, take it out into the country and toss it out. ive done that with neighbor cats and small dogs, slip it some sleeping pills. poison might work but that seems like alot of trouble
Wrap it up in a bit of deli meat and feed it to it. Do it in the evening because it'll be a miserable death and they'll just find it dead in the morning and won't know better.
I love dogs but if it's a yap yap dog, I don't blame ya. I had this problem and I just went next door and went ape shit. They ended up tying the dog up on the other side of their house.
How about go ask the neighbors to bring him inside at night, tell them that it is incessantly barking.
If they aren't reasonable:
Buy a megaphone and play a 40,000hz tone through it at maximum volume with it pointed at the dog 24/7.
Don't kill the dog though not really its fault.
I'd rather you kidnap it and drop it a few hundred miles away.
How about you talk to your neighbors about it, you antisocial loser
I have the exact issue and have already gotten al my materials:
Get needles+syringies (fuck me, if I can remember to spell right now)
get ambien and ibuprofen pills
Crush pills and mix with lukewarm water.
Inject into steak/ other meat product that you have cut into multiple smaller portions (want to make sure the fucker eats them.)
Throw over wall at varied distances.
Dark Chocolate doggie treats. Chop up some raw bacon and use bakers chocolate to make some special treats.
Make them small enough to not be noticed, but with enough dark chocolate to put the animal down permanently.
I like dogs, but having an animal that is nothing but a shit manufacturing noise polluting neighborhood nuisance is stupid.
Obviously that's the first choice.
There are a lot of unreasonable people out there dude. Guess you have never had shitty neighbors.
Give it food if its out in the back
Or jump the fence and smack him each time without getting caught
My old neighbors dog would howl n shit all the time, fuckers never brought him inside even in the winter so I'd throw him leftovers from dinner. Worked like a charm
1. Catch poisonous spiders.
2. Mush them together using something.
3. Dip dart into mixture.
4. Shoot at animal making sure you pierce the skin.
5. Make sure your prints are not on the dart.
I've done this with cats and it works.
What kind of dog is it and approx its weight? You could use ibuprofen actually and they probably will assume it got into a bottle from the owner if they even do a test for it which they won't. They will definitely test for rat poison and they will assume its you.
>They will definitely test for rat poison
Yes because blood tests are free that's why UFC does so many.
Blood tests cost $40 and the owners can opt to pay if the police won't which they likely will. You are an idiot. I've poisoned my neighbors dog because it kept picking fights with my dogs and they did do multiples blood tests and a stool tests and eventually figured it was ibuprofen but assumed it was an accident and not poisoning.
regardless its cheaper and safer
imagine having your neighbor complain about your dog barking, you're like "eh fuck him", then two days later your dog is found pierced with spider venom darts and sporting a freshly raped asshole. as you stand over the body of the animal, the neighbor nods at you and winks. your fresh-faced daughter plays nearby.
Got you now, jackass! All that time lurkin on your faggot ass, looking for the slightest tripping. Got your ass now man, got your ass now! Reported to da policia pronto, you ass will be in dog jail!!!!1
I used to think like this.
Now I live next door to a "yapper", a little dog that barks continuously for no apparent reason. With a bark that sounds like a cross between Satan farting and a thousand fingernails scraping across a chalk board.
I know the dogs name from hearing them yelling for it to shut up, which works for about five minutes.
Bakers chocolate and raw bacon.
I used black widow spiders which were around my house. We had some railway sleepers lying around. Just flip them over then use a shovel or long stick to get the spiders. Put them in a bucket and mush them.
Remember the bullshit of 'daddy long legs is the most poisonous spider in the world but has no teeth'. I busted that myth. Got a heap of them, mushed them, dipped my dart in and shot a cat. Nothing happened but the cat jumped a little.
I know you breath exclusively through your mouth, but strap on the attention helmet for a moment.
>some neighbors are incredibly inconsiderate, and any reasonable attempts are met with ignorance or aggression.
Personally I wouldn't hurt the dog, because its not its fault.
I would ask them once and if they didn't end it I would go to the local municipality and report them.
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Go back to school.
not how noise complaints work, it has to be above a certain dB level for a certain amount of time. he needs a dB meter but even then it is hard to get anything done unless they are there to witness it.
Easy, get some poison, poison that little fucker, wait at your home, sat on couch, eat some smegma butter and wait for pjotr to ring. Your neighbor will be at the end of that line.
"our dog is kill"
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>go to jail for 3 years for animal cruelty
Thousands die everyday.
You could dedicate the rest of your life to killing animals and it would be insignificant.
Again. I don't care what you do.
1. Kill shit noisy dog.
2. Skin and BBQ. Take photos.
3. Tell neighbours you feel bad their dog disappeared.
4. Invite neighbours for dinner.
5. Send pics to neighbours but mark it from someone else.
What part of not caring don't you get.
No more ideas? I need to kill my mother-in-law's old dog that is always shitting and pissing all over the house, like every fucking day. She has always refused every scrap of advice on how to train him so fuck it the old bastard has got to go.
More you post the more carnage there will be.
1. Find small object such a kids bucket or toy.
2. Show it to the dog. Smash the dog in the face with it while yelling.
3. Tie the object to the dog.
4. Set dog free and watch dog run for it's life with the danger toy chasing it.
Jesus Christ you cold blood wanna be attention whore...
So that was 2 more, rite? In that case: Pong
I like to do this. chain that shitty fucking dog to there backyard. I fucking hate dogs.
I like the idea of this! There goes anoher two. And another two .... and another two.... hah! MAYHEM!
I fucking hate dogs. They are stupid. And stink. And most of all they drool. I hope you can succesfully end the life of your neighbours lowest example of a filthy creature. I would suggest not to kill it by poisoning, but rather torture him. You may tie it and burn him with hot iron, or maybe pour acid in its eyes and stomach. Or both. Anyway, I hope you succeed.
Dogs should have gone extinct a long time ago.
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