I'll start, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02-Errot0Aw
Fucking women thinkin they can be comedians
>tells girls he's the good guy
>proceeds to talk utter shit about said girls
Never gets old
I feel like I need to tell you this man. A lot of people are going to make fun of you. Because of your looks and because of the things you like. But you should never let them bring you down. The meaning of life is happiness. So do what makes you happy and don't let anyone ever make you feel bad for it.?
Wait for the joke at 1:30
Leslie Uchiha? Are you fucking kidding me?! I fucking detest EVERYONE that puts a fucking anime name in their names. Yeah, I love anime, but I'm not gonna be a beta fucking faggot that calls myself Anon Uzumaki.
Worthless fucking plebs are so pathetic that I honestly get surprised that the already doomed human race can make me cringe anymore.
Sidenote, that landwhale would cause every straight man to become trap blowing, anus fucking, ball sniffing faggots.
Stay strong /b/
This is not cringy, this is serial rapist creepy.
"Come to my backyard! If I like you, I will unearth the boxes full of my previous lovers' hair and show them to you. Then we can go to my soundproof, easy-to-clean basement and have some fun ;)"
saw this a few hours ago... the fedora is strong in the comments
I thought this couldn't be beat
Thanks for proving me wrong opie
OC for you.
I'll be honest though, the Bender costume is kinda cool.
This is a senior picture.
Is this cringe or what? Cause I laughed my ass off imaging this hambeast devouring one McMenù after another while typing that.
This isnt cringe, this is just sad :(
I feel for people who are honestly like this.
I can't forget this man.
Does anyone remember where to find his videos?
You know, he has a face built for muscle.
His facial features are big, so he should be big. That is why it is fucked up to the rest of us.
Even his sense of style isn't bad - when he buffs up he will be able to fill out that shirt and jacket.
The hat though...
Because it's weird and creepy you autismal cunt.
>Mfw the whole song
Seriously, wtf is going on there? Can't believe this shit's real.
as someone with serious, diagnosed psychological problems this bitch can go an hero.
>not knowing how to pluralise a word
maybe this is america's way of isolating all their forms of autism?
I mean if you can't clearly communicate then no-one's gonna come help when the crazy NRA activists start shooting everyone.
>that's not cringe my dick told me so
Is a buckle protector.Quite a good invention.You see,there is a bit of plastic at the back of the buckle,and the front of it clips into it.This gives your belt buckle perfect protection from piss blowback from the urinal.Take a look at most guys belt buckles.You will see they are rusted.The ammonia rusted belts are a pussy repellant.That nifty contraption keeps your belt as shiny as a fresh dime.
I beleive they are manufactured in many colors and shapes.They come with many designs too.His being the Scorpio edition.Thats big bucks to be throwing out for a buckle protector.He must be a high roller when searchin for some pussy.
There really should be a law against passing on your horribly corrupted genes and bringing kids into this world who will suffer nothing but pain and humiliation in their lives.
Then again, how would /b/ grow its user base?
[7/27/2014 8:48:08 PM] Prince Polaris: I.. I'm... s- sleep....
[7/27/2014 8:48:13 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris falls asleep
[7/27/2014 8:49:22 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *licks his neck, and then falls asleep, resting her head on his chest*
[7/27/2014 9:02:39 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *slowly wakes up, and lifts her head, smiling at Polaris*
[7/27/2014 9:03:31 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris is snoring softly under her, hugging her loosely with a big smile on his face
[7/27/2014 9:07:10 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *whispers* you sexy beast... *kisses his lips, and relaxes, laying on his chest, waiting for him to wake*
[7/27/2014 9:07:45 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris chuckles softly, hugging her slightly tighter
[7/27/2014 9:08:47 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles, laying her chin on his chest*
[7/27/2014 10:05:44 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris eventually blinks his eyes open later, looking down at her and smiling
[7/27/2014 10:05:50 PM] Prince Polaris: h- hi..
[7/27/2014 10:08:57 PM] Amulet: Amulet: hey...
[7/27/2014 10:09:25 PM | Edited 10:09:27 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris gently leans up, nibbling on her ear
[7/27/2014 10:09:56 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles, lifting her head up again, and kisses him*
[7/27/2014 10:12:12 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris Kisses her back, putting his Hooves around her again
[7/27/2014 10:12:54 PM] Amulet: Amulet: im you're special little filly aren't I? *grins*
when people use "as opposed" when there isn't an opposing point of view instead of correctly saying "instead of" when there is a word that could be used in the other word's stead, I die a little inside.
[7/27/2014 10:13:11 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles
[7/27/2014 10:13:45 PM] Prince Polaris: Nope, you're my Beautiful, sexy mare~...
[7/27/2014 10:14:26 PM] Amulet: Amulet: oh I see~... well, you just happen to be my big sexy stallion~
[7/27/2014 10:14:52 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris chuckles, running a hoof along her side slowly
[7/27/2014 10:14:57 PM] Prince Polaris: oh am I~?
[7/27/2014 10:15:17 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *shivers a little from his hoof* y-yes...
[7/27/2014 10:16:43 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris runs bowh of his hooves down her sides slowly
[7/27/2014 10:17:05 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *shivers again, letting out a small moan*
[7/27/2014 10:17:24 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles, Licking her Neck
[7/27/2014 10:19:43 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *stretches her body, giving him more of her neck to lick*
[7/27/2014 10:23:25 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris licks her neck again
[7/27/2014 10:24:39 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles* I love it when you lick me...
[7/27/2014 10:24:52 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris grins
[7/27/2014 10:24:57 PM] Prince Polaris: I know...
[7/27/2014 10:26:59 PM] Amulet: Amulet: keep going...
[7/27/2014 10:27:35 PM | Edited 10:27:39 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles, Licking her neck every few seconds
[7/27/2014 10:45:15 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *moans softly* mmm~....
[7/27/2014 10:46:17 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris chuckles, Starting to Lick her entire neck wet
[7/27/2014 10:48:27 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles* you've got me all wet again~...
[7/27/2014 10:49:12 PM] Prince Polaris: Oh I did~...?
[7/27/2014 10:49:23 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris rolls his hips slightly
[7/27/2014 10:49:33 PM | Edited 10:49:35 PM] Prince Polaris: Seems it's not just your Neck~...
[7/27/2014 10:51:48 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *moans, feeling him move inside of her*
[7/27/2014 10:53:12 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles, doing it again
[7/27/2014 11:02:09 PM] Amulet: Amulet: oh Polaris...
[7/27/2014 11:03:25 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris growls Playfully, biting her neck gently
[7/27/2014 11:06:46 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *giggles, letting out another moan*
[7/27/2014 11:08:09 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles, licking her neck and pressing harder with his tongue
[7/27/2014 11:11:07 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *moans again*
[7/27/2014 11:14:02 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles again, lifting her flanks up a small bit and letting her slide back down
[7/27/2014 11:19:40 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles* you want to flood me with your juice again?
[7/27/2014 11:22:01 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris 's face goes red, his stallionhood twitching
[7/27/2014 11:22:06 PM] Prince Polaris: I- I...
[7/27/2014 11:26:59 PM] Amulet: Amulet: *smiles* well, I want to feel you sliding in me again...
[7/27/2014 11:28:30 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris smiles, gently Rolling them over again and Smiling down at her
[7/27/2014 11:29:09 PM] Amulet: Amulet: be gentle though~...
[7/27/2014 11:29:50 PM] Prince Polaris: Well why wouldn't I be~...
[7/27/2014 11:30:18 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris keeps himself presses against Amulet, pulling out slowly and pushing his way back into her
[7/27/2014 11:30:54 PM] Amulet: Amulet: ohh Polaris~...
[7/27/2014 11:31:47 PM] Prince Polaris: Prince Polaris moans softly, feeling their bodies rubbing together, and starts thrusting into her slowly, licking her neck
[19:27:26] Awksomeness2_1: EW I SNEEZED ALL OVER MY ARRRRRM
I amazes me people take the time to write these things out.
I am sorry guys but I can't believe people like all these tumblr fags are existing for real.
Tumblr feminist/transshit/whatever must be undercover /b/fag that troll us hard.
I can't believe /b/, I can't believe...
What annoys me about this picture us that Gay people are objectively worse than Hetero people. While I respect them as equals and see nothing wrong with, they are unable to procreate; meaning that's one less thing they are capable of.
>inb4 but they can adopt
So can straight people.
It's over man. You can let the wave of autism over the use of the word die. I'm sure a new grammatical slip will rise up to replace "your/you're" and "literally" to sate your egotism, so chill out your tard triggers for a while and have a break.
I fucking like this kid. Saw his fedora/trillby unboxing almost a year ago, and in recent times have seen a few of his stand up vids pop up and some other shit in various places and a lot of people laugh. Gotto say, he may be a m'lord but at least he isn't socially retarded to the point he can't talk to women. I mean yeah this is corny as hell but he held them there for a good minute. If they were slightly more in his league, he would have a chance.
Seems like a cool guy to me. If i went to school with this kid, I'd probably punk on him out-first until I heard his Kermit-like voice, then I'd just be cool with him. I kinda dig his art Deco style dress sense as well. At least he follows through on the look, complete with a pinstripe and whatnot rather than wearing a trilby along with some gothic manga t shirt and a cape.
He should go by "Tommy-gun", as an homage to his favourite era.?