Ask a 30 yo who has a 18yo gf anything.
Pic related, she's just out of high school.
did that. now, 34, her 22, we have a 2 yr old. So worth it.
yeah feel free to get out of my thread
I'm average looking, not really wealthy either
how much did you fail at life to lurk on /b/ to other people's girl ?
its sex man. She fucks as much as he wants, and he is willing to forgive her all of her teenage bullshit.
In all honesty though, at 30 you should be dating someone who can go out to bars with you.
as long as OP isnt beta as shit, most door guys will let an underage girl drink with u.. i used to bring in girls that weren't 21 with me and nobody gave a shit, as long as she's hot and you carry yourself well.
I hanged at this coffee place not far from their school.
i would bang 18 year olds all day. but not sure how i would get along with one long-term relationship-wise. i mean at 30 you've already gotten over a lot of bullshit (i'm over 30). she's still a dense retard when it comes to life at large. but hey, if you get along and she's really chill and is okay with only following your lead then whatever if it makes you both happy.
I'm 30, not 60. Teens crave men that don't behave like highschoolers. Many are actually tired of the high school dating drama
At one level - I'm happy for you OP, she looks lovely, hope it works out.
At another level - you're a complete asshole for posting her pictures on 4chan. Absolute scum and I hope she destroys your life.
Of course, we all know everything posted here is fiction, so whatever.
>retards falling for this
Parents are OK.
Look guys I'm just 30. I'm still young !
can you actually answer his question though. i'm interested in the answer.
You must understand that you are in no position to brag, besides the fact that she has a nice body, which is something you could have gotten from a woman closer to your age.
i'm 24 with a nineteen y/o gf and a 15 y/o piece of ass on the side, so what?
I'm in same boat OP except 20 year difference.
>At another level - you're a complete asshole for posting her pictures on 4chan. Absolute scum and I hope she destroys your life.
If you really do love her, you won't post pics of her anywhere on the internet, not even facebook (that place is worse than 4chan).
>nah you're about halfway to retirement and social security. actually for our generation both will be out of reach or nonexistant soon so maybe we'll work until we're dead. america...fuck yeah.
I'm not posting any personal info. What's wrong with pics ? I doubt you'll meet her in the street.
eh, she had a long run of shitty guys, and I ring her bell in ways she didn't know was possible. She's not leaving. It's a partially open marriage anyways, not full poly, but heading there.
Yeah if no one post their gf, this place is pretty much dead.
You guys should share too. Just don't post facebook pics.
Congratz man. I had this female friend in highschool, she started dating guy about your age. Nobody gived a fuck, we were all just jelaous that somebody is tapping that. Good luck, they are still together after 5 years.
Yeah no giant dick
Blowjob in the street, back from the restaurant
Teens crave real men
I'm going to let you wonder
Hahaha I feel sorry for you. You're falling for the same fucking trap all dudes fucking do. If your just doing it for the pussy okay cool. But if you're thinking long term top kek. Younger girls are nice to look at but that's it. They will divorce you and take half for no good reason if you marry them. Or just leave you for someone better looking/richer if your dating then longterm. Older girls are where it's at for longterm.
>ITT: Summerfags think having pics of a young girl naked means he's fucking her
I have tons of pics of nude girls I never met IRL. This nigger prob stole these pics online or convinced some poor girl to send him pics
Been there, done that and then some OP. I'm 40s now, and over the last year been hit on and dated several college freshmen and a couple who were about 21.
First, they're sick of guys who can't get their shit together, pay them no attention, and can't make a buck for themselves. Second, they're tired of sex like Japanese meals: Many courses, but small portions.
Why am I not still with one of them? Frankly they get boring. The same complaints they have about the guys their age I could use for them. Sure, give them a few years and that'll change, but those perky tits that defy gravity will as well.
No I only hanged there because I wanted to hook up with a 18 yo
>no one was around
>came in mouth
Pic is in Bangkok, this summer on vacation
ok, so you're from some failed country where you start working as soon as you're born.
In civilized countries op would start working in his twenties. thusly: 20+10x2=40
here endeth the lesson.
I'm 84 currently dating a fetus
Here are pics of my fetus gf
>summerfags believe anything they read
I'm a Muslim dating a goat
Here are pics of my goat gf
>pics of a goat should be proof enough for these faggots
I did actually fuck a 59 yr old once
nice tits. she was fun
dry mouth tho. that was nasty
Coffee place. I didn't get her drunk if that's what you ask. How old are you ? If you go chill to a place with (legal) high schoolers, I guarantee some are going to give you "the look". I just sayed hi, and made small talk. You don't need anything more. I don't hang out with her 18yo friends much.
/b/ you have to learn to appreciate when OP is actually willing to deliver.
I'm leaving, /b/ probably wasn't the right place.
Started dating this hot girl I met
at the coffee shop
I'm 30 and she just turned 18
Here is a pic of her pussy
>I hope these summerfags fall for it
>I'll be popular like OP
>Life will have meaning again
I actually Lul'd when i saw those balls on google
delicious huge goat balls
Please, come back with your fake pics!
We are so desperate for nude pics
You see, there are NEVER nude pics on /b/
You delivered the only real OC nudes
We worship you
Please, don't leave
>mfw you actually believe this shit
Don't ask me why I was watching a
transgender male to female surgery
on YouTube last night, and wanted to
see after pics on google
>mfw this is a post op tranny pussy
>inb4 faggot. meh.
mfw my mom was 18 and dad was 30 when they got married, mother had me 1 month after she turned 19.
>they only lasted 3 years together
Yes, yes I do. I know these girls are radioactive in a relationship. I have a probably as caustic personality so I'm unconcerned. It's like becoming physically fit, getting in a fight, losing your virginity, trying drugs, it's one of those things you just need to do before you're too old and feeble to ever realize it. I will never stop until I've barebacked a slutty teen girl with stupid hot topic doo-dads and weird hair.
sorry your mom turned out to be a stupid whore, anon
>jk that really sucks
Nigger, that's a white tranny
probably some fat bald fuck who
wanted to become a beautiful princess
>mfw trannies are mentally ill
>calling out noobs
>falling for bait
>being this much of a nigger
>dying of Ebola
yeah she just turned 41 this year, still hate her.
Great relationship with my step mom though
hahaha +1 interwebz for you, nigger
meh. not fighting. just bored
getting ready to play Saints Row IV on PS3
that's kewl, bro
i'm glad you got a good step mom
you failed at life
>mfw i need to poo right now
Have atleast one of the follow, more=better
Holy feet. Get sum feet pictures.
Please OP, you're really lucky. Beautiful girl, please give me something for my fetish. I can't get chicks like that.
Yurofag here. That does not sound like a real threat to me.
Sounds pretty standard. Anything 18 yo-specific?
I'm not 30 but 25 and still don't have a steady job, still studying. Any chances of hooking up with an 18 yo?
>because I don't compete
>nor is there a need to
hey! step off.
datz MY fetus gf
>respect a man's fetus gf
I've always found people who date way younger than themselves as kind of pathetic.
Yeah, she's hot... but once you've finished fucking, she's pretty useless to talk or do anything with because you probably have nothing in common, unless you're a 30 year old that acts like a fucking teenager.
btw- she probably has daddy issues, an one day you'll find her fucking someone closer to her age when she realizes you're pathetic.
teenagers have tight bodies, but once they open their mouth i just want to punch them'
women become a lot more tolerable and interesting once they hit their 30s, but by then the body (especially if they've had kids) has gone to shit.
>e you probably have nothing in common,
you have things in common with women? do you like gossip? or have you found one of the rare women capable of maintaining actual interests beyond dating and he said-she said? Seriously, 9 out of 10 women are boring as fuck and seem to have no real thoughts or hobbies or opinions on anything. So 30 or 18, you've still got fuck all to discuss with her. If you want an intelligent conversation, don't you have any male friends?
>woman over 30 detected
you're barely more stable then you were at 18, still dull as shit, and magnitudes less attractive then you once were and heading downhill fast over the next few years
> AMA thread
> complains about peoples opinions
>hi im a pathetic old loser who is so desperate for female interaction that i'm dating a vapid 18 year old who is only using me for monetary gain
No one cares. We've all talked to 18 year old women before... there is absolutely nothing going on in that head of hers. You are basically paying money for a whore, because the ONLY thing you are getting out of it is sex. She's using you for money, you're using her for sex... a literal "whore" relationship.
>dick sucking faggot detected
No one asked you, nigger.
Google Ivana Fuckalot
>mfw going out to bars is the cool thing to do
nigger, ur an alcoholic
bars are for drug addicts and faggot niggers
go to concerts or do outdoor shit, fat nigger
fat alcoholic crusty bitch bald nigger cunt whore
i hate you, and all that you stand for
i will find you
i will destroy you
WOW, THIS IS GOOD STUFF! I LOVE THIS CEE PEE. CAN YOU SHOW ME MORE OF THIS? PLZ MAIL TO CHIPS.HANDON@NOTFBI.COM
you sound like a bitter, fat faggot who can't get laid
what's wrong with whores?
everyone's a whore
do you have a job?
do you take orders from someone?
do you pay bills or taxes?
Ok, nigger...you're a whore! LOL
stop trying to make your pathetic existence tolerable by putting down people who are actually getting laid whether they pay for it or not
>tl;dr kill yourself, fat virgin faggot
>I take my clothes off
And bend over
>I need to get hard :/. I eat a senzu bean
>super saiyan dick!
>My penis turns into goku
>I walk up to fight cell at the cell games
>He turns into perfect cell
>I jizz in his direction
>He can't dodge it
>I eat another senzu bean
>I go to the hyperbolic time chamber
>Time to train ok
>I call up krillin
>krillin you there?
>Fuck you bitch you weak any way
>Nobody like your weak ass disk anyway
>I go to see piccolo cuz that's my nigga
>He eats a senzu bean
> we cum together ok
>The mighty piccolodiccolo
>I call up chichi
>Aye bitch come suck my monkey saiyan dick
>Goku come home right now and teach your son how to read
>Psh he doesn't need that in the real world chichi
>Gohan calls my cell phone
>aye lil nigga
>Can you come home please
>OK fine. I hang up
>I fly home
>There's a purple dude in the sky
>O FUK it's frieza
>I eat a senzu bean
>I jack off on him and it's a Kamehameha
>His gay ass just dodge it tho
>I go behind him and smash his head open
> He has grapes in that big ass head
>I get a grape for gohan and fly home
>I call up krillin
> I masturbate and eat a grape while it dials ok
>Krillin answer the damn phone
>Fuk you krillin
>That weak ass bald head
>Prolly got a head the size of a UFO
>I go home to chichi and get somma that good cooch
>I eat a senzu bean
>light comes around my body
>I finally take a dump and it feels pretty good
>you have enough in common with a recent high school graduate to maintain any type of relationship?
>I really hate this hypocritical argument
you're on /b/ talking with multiple ages and have a lot in common with them. What are you doing on /b/?
My first wife was 20 and I was 31 when we hooked up. And when we divorced, I went to community college as a 39 year old, and then on to the local state university at 42. 45 now and have not been with a woman over 23 since my divorce. Women from 19 to about 26 want to fuck, have a good time and are easy to please. Plus the competition are pimply faced fucktards with nothing but what mommy and daddy have given them, Best thing is that the women talk amongst themselves, so as long as you let them break up with you, you have all of her friends who know you are hell on wheels in bed and not a psycho or abuser.
so i guess her tits are late bloomers, right? just wait a couple more years and maybe she'll have some!
you're either a faggot or some bitter 30 yr old feminist ugly fat bitch
it's about tight pussy, and the fact that they are so insecure makes it easier to manipulate them into being fucked in all sorts of depraved positions, recorded and cast aside once finished with the slut.
>u mad bro?
You can treat them like shit, but then it makes it hard to get new ones. The fucking is easy as you are teaching them, but casting them aside hurts you. Best to let them (read lead them by the fucking nose) into breaking it off, and be very nice and supportive of her decision. That way you can run through all her friends too.
how long do you expect it to last? do you feed her? do you give her a roof to live under? does she work a job or pay any bills at all? if not she is only with you till you either stop doing these things or she finds someone better
>mfw this faggot actually thinks he's a badass
18 year olds are boring fucking bitches, they can't fuck for shit
but then again, you probably can't, either
your pedo is showing. fbi reported faggot
yes but only when the individual having intercourse with the 16 year old is close to her age. pedofag newfag niggerfag diefag kikefag
>being 30 years old
>dating a girl who hasn't even been to her first R rated movie
holy fuck OP are you ever an insecure faggot
you're not dating, you adopted a child
have fun putting up with her puking up her first beer faggot
And yet as long as you're with them, that's literally all you have to look forward to.
Congratulations on being one of the lower rungs on her climb up the sugardaddy ladder.
Good job OP. I did the same thing. Were together 5 yeas later. I took her virginty, she worships me, loves anal, got her degree, has a high paying career and no one will believe me but shes so easily a 10/10 if i photoshopped her to a Victoria Sceret catalog no one would know notice that she wasnt one of the models..
If you got a good one theyre easy to train.
Dude I saw a girl from my English class at junior college in a You Love You Lose thread. 100 pound blonde with a 10/10 face worked at dominoes. I smoked pot with her twice. Saw her on B what are chances??
Can't be bothered to read the whole thread, I've been dating much younger chicks all my life and I want to say this: enjoy it while it lasts, cause it ain't gonna last. They're easy to get but also easy to lose, so don't get attached.
Please stop posting this shit. I've seen it more than copypasta. If you don't have anything OC to say, say nothing at all.