Any of you /b/ros use a Fleshlight?
Thinking of buying buying one I don't get to see my girlfriend a whole lot.
What do you guys suggest I start with?
That one. Also, they suck to keep clean, you'll hate using your hand after using one, people will call you a forever alone virgin neckbeard for owning a sex toy for a guy, and in the end you'll just get bored with it.
Did I mention they're a pain to keep clean?
Feels awesome, especially if you wedge it between the mattress & boxspring and fuck the shit out of it.
Also, your cum is all over the inside of it, and it never feels like you get it 100% clean by rinsing.
I didn't bring it up. Just saying.
Seriously though. If you get butthurt about something on the internet, why reply and provoke a continuation of the subject and derailing the thread further.
In case you haven't noticed to only reason I keep posting right now is your reply.
Also don't get the tumbler thing. But either way, you can reply to this post and rage a little more if you feel inclined. It will be here until the thread 404s.
Don't use soap, that'll dry it out. I have the Oral one (fucking god-tier) as well as Lisa Anns butt and the super wave or whatever it's called (also highly recommended).
I recommend just going to the local adult store and buying a $10 or so spray bottle of toy cleaner. Does a very nice job and the spray lasts forever.
Primal is the best texture I've tried. It's similar to the Destroya but it's textured for the entire length where the Destroya tapers off to a plain ribbed texture for the last third or so.